Can you add a line....for laughs.
 

Just an idea for a bit of fun. If it doesn't take off, fair enough.

Instructions: Each line is automatically prefaced with "Sweating like..."

Each successive poster should start the line again.

I'll start it off with a few.

Sweating like a Sri lankian on a tour bus.
A nun at a cucumber stall.
A blind lesbian in a fish market/sushi bar

...like a whore on dollar day:D

The cast of little Briton drinking in a Blue oyster bar
A nun visiting a candle factory
A welsh man looking at a herd of Sheep

... an inner city youth trying to read.

...a whore in church.:o
...a redneck at a ballroom dance.:timeout:
...Joe Biden at an etiquette convention.:O:

... like Obama dealing with a credit crisis.:O:

A Vampire in a blood bank
President Bush when he was told about steel toecap shoes
Labour party when they said the UK never had it so good

a man who dropped the soap in a prison shower.

The man who was told to pick up the dropped soap in a prison shower.

The male kiss-a-gram at Grandmothers party

a fat man at a cannibal convention

Sweating like an Englishman at a French train station who buys two tickets to Toulouse which is a town in France.

Being placed in a waiting queue of Frenchmen and the French guy before him buys 2 tickets to Toulouse.
Ze Ingländer hums and haws but then: „Two tickets to Toulouse, too!?“

...like a fat man with short arms trying to dig his draws out of his butt crack. :shifty:

....Gary Glitter in Mothercare

,,,a necrophiliac in a mortuary