Best of Subsim 2013: Funniest Post of the Year

Onkel Neal · 12-15-13, 10:37 AM

Vote here for Best of Subsim 2013: Funniest Post of the Year.

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Vienna

Thread: White smoke out of the Sistine - a new Pope has been chosen
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...97#post2024897

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"Oh, damn, yet another election the GOP lost..."

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Hottentot
'Biwwy And The New Game'. It's a fictional account of what's really going on in the gaming industry right now.

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Contents? Too big to quote the whole thing. Here's a small sample:
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Computer: ”What would you like to do?”
Biwwy: ”I'd like to install and play the damn game I paid for!”
Computer: ”Please create Neverheardofyou-client account.”
Biwwy: ”WHAT?!”
Computer: ”Please enter your username, password, phone number, home address, email address, gender, age and specify if you are a virgin or not.”
Biwwy: ”But I don't want any accounts!”
Computer: ”To install the game you bought you need to have account on Neverheardofyou. Are you sure you want to cancel?”
Biwwy: ”OK, fine” [grudgingly writes down fake account details]
Computer: ”Please prove that you are a human by writing down the following code: Dhggh3SHGF8953ufasudG+ASD.”

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http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=203424

Reason for Nomination:
It's one of the funniest things I've read so far this year.

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BossMark
Thread Heartless Tories strike again
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...66#post2115566

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The Tory Government has announced that benefit cheats will now be dealt with as harshly as fraudulent bankers.

I'm not sure giving them Knighthoods is the right way to go.
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Reason for Nomination:
One of the funniest posts I have read to date. A Witty sarcastic post with a underlying message.

vienna · 12-16-13, 03:04 PM

Voting for Bossmark...

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STEED · 12-20-13, 09:16 AM

BossMark you got my vote now where the heck is that crate of beer you promised?

And barrel of wine for the nomination...

STEED is waiting to get drunk big time.

BTW: I charge by the day..I'm not some cheap lady of the night you know.

View Poll Results: Best of Subsim 2013: Funniest Post of the Year
Vienna	10	11.76%
Hottentot	42	49.41%
BossMark	33	38.82%
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12-16-13, 03:04 PM	#2
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Voting for Bossmark... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

12-20-13, 09:16 AM	#3
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	BossMark you got my vote now where the heck is that crate of beer you promised? And barrel of wine for the nomination... STEED is waiting to get drunk big time. BTW: I charge by the day..I'm not some cheap lady of the night you know. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! Last edited by STEED; 12-20-13 at 10:14 AM.