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Old 09-29-12, 01:51 AM   #1
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Don't let Bernard enlist.

Just saying.

I won't let you find out like I did.

Bernard is bad.

He makes your torpedoes miss, he kills your crew, he bangs on the hull as a destroyer is looking for you, he drools and giggles the whole time.

What am I talking about, there is no avoiding Bernard.

Your kinda screwed dude.
Yes, the peroxide-scoffing crewman has now gotten his own thread.
Here, tell your chilling tales of how BERNARD killed the U-Bootwaffe's best captain...



During July, 1940, BERNARD ended the career of Kapitanleuntant Manfred Werner, by disobeying the chiefs orders, and diving the boat to 328 metres.

It really says something about German egineering that the boat was destroyed by slamming into the ocean floor, not being crushed!
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Old 09-29-12, 02:01 AM   #2
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Hide yo kids, hide yo wife cuz Bernards killin errbody out here
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Amen.
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In all fairness, when in port Bernard buys all the drinks.

Some sources even say he is banging Onkel Karls daughter.

Explains alot.
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In all fairness, when in port Bernard buys all the drinks.

Some sources even say he is banging Onkel Karls daughter.

Explains alot.
When Gunther Hessler gets back...

For Onkel Karl's daughter...

Is Mrs Hessler!
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When Gunther Hessler gets back...

For Onkel Karl's daughter...

Is Mrs Hessler!
Married women don't stop him, he drinks peroxide from the torpedoes.

You should see how he humps his mattress, I feel bad for whoever hot-bunks with him.

Damn misfires and circle runs.
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