Time to check your Zodiac again they may have changed :-)

Castout · 01-17-11, 05:04 PM

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12207811

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Personally I've stopped reading daily horoscope in any form since 2002 when it didn't help me one bit when I needed it. Help came from elsewhere then and since have made the realization or considered that daily horoscope a scam. But I admit that Zodiacs are interesting to read(not the daily horoscope) if you take it as a culture or art instead of a mysticism. Everybody loves to be associated with a symbol I guess and what that symbol represents.

krashkart · 01-17-11, 05:12 PM

Hmm, doesn't bother me any. I have always been a warmongering goat, and will always be a warmongering goat.

tater · 01-17-11, 05:14 PM

I never read them because they are idiotic.

nikimcbee · 01-17-11, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by tater

I never read them because they are idiotic.

+1

I think this stuff is dumber than religion. Whatever floats yer boat.

I go by chinese fortune cookies myself.

Platapus · 01-17-11, 09:09 PM

Good thing this did not happen under Reagan or we would have been in deep do-do. Nancy would have had a fit.

krashkart · 01-17-11, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I go by chinese fortune cookies myself.

I always append "...in bed" to the fortunes I get.

You will find happiness and great wealth... in bed.

The less a fortune fits the situation the better.

01-17-11, 09:48 PM

The Changes supposedly make me a Aries but I prefer being a Taurus.

Gargamel · 01-17-11, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

I always append "...in bed" to the fortunes I get.

You will find happiness and great wealth... in bed.

The less a fortune fits the situation the better.

I prefer "between the sheets". Sounds more poetic.

And I'm surprised it took this long for this thread to appear on subsim.

frau kaleun · 01-17-11, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

Hmm, doesn't bother me any. I have always been a warmongering goat, and will always be a warmongering goat.

I was born a Virgo, I'll die a Virgo.

Having said that, I feel it's best to add, simply:

THAT'S VIRGO YOU KNUCKLEHEADS.

the_tyrant · 01-17-11, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I was born a Virgo, I'll die a Virgo.

Having said that, I feel it's best to add, simply:

THAT'S VIRGO YOU KNUCKLEHEADS.

Rhodes · 01-17-11, 05:29 PM

Even with this suposed adjustment to the zodiac, I am still the same one, so, bahhhh!

UnderseaLcpl · 01-17-11, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I was born a Virgo, I'll die a Virgo.

Having said that, I feel it's best to add, simply:

THAT'S VIRGO YOU KNUCKLEHEADS.

I'm a Virgo, too! Clearly, the sustained fusion reactions of gaseous spheres in the void that govern our destinies have fated us to be together; all twelve or whatever of them. What are the odds!?

Sadly, we cannot be together this day, my love. The stars have dictated that today is the proper day to ask for a promotion, despite the fact that I'm on vacation. If there were any day my boss would not look at me as if I'd grown a third head when I simply ask for a promotion, despite having taken absolutely no instruction for a higher position, this is that day.

Fear not, my star-crossed soulmate. Once I have acted upon the wisdom of the learned astrologers I will seek you out and be better prepared to care for our many children.

frau kaleun · 01-17-11, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Fear not, my star-crossed soulmate. Once I have acted upon the wisdom of the learned astrologers I will seek you out and be better prepared to care for our many children.

Two Virgos in the same relationship? Surely you jest. Even I'm not that crazy.

Growler · 01-17-11, 05:57 PM

Try being a Libra in a relationship with a Gemini - it's like a threesome, without all that pesky infidelity stuff.

UnderseaLcpl · 01-18-11, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Two Virgos in the same relationship? Surely you jest. Even I'm not that crazy.

Is that not how this works? Frack! I'll bet it's like that damn Chinese zodiac with dogs being compatible with horses or monkeys or whatnot. With all the easy, one-size-fits-all, lame-ass excuses guys come up with to get women, you'd think one as old and popular as the zodiac would be more easy to use.

Okay, maybe virgos aren't compatible, but I am on a horse.

What do you think of that?

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Castout Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jakarta Posts: 4,794 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 6	Time to check your Zodiac again they may have changed :-) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12207811 . Personally I've stopped reading daily horoscope in any form since 2002 when it didn't help me one bit when I needed it. Help came from elsewhere then and since have made the realization or considered that daily horoscope a scam. But I admit that Zodiacs are interesting to read(not the daily horoscope) if you take it as a culture or art instead of a mysticism. Everybody loves to be associated with a symbol I guess and what that symbol represents. __________________ My blog: http://exposingsingapore.wordpress.com/

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,386 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Good thing this did not happen under Reagan or we would have been in deep do-do. Nancy would have had a fit. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,520 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	Even with this suposed adjustment to the zodiac, I am still the same one, so, bahhhh! __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

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Growler A long way from the sea Join Date: May 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,913 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	Try being a Libra in a relationship with a Gemini - it's like a threesome, without all that pesky infidelity stuff. __________________ At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true When here they’ve done their duty The bowl of grog shall still renew And pledge to love and beauty.

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krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Hmm, doesn't bother me any. I have always been a warmongering goat, and will always be a warmongering goat.

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tater Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Mexico, USA Posts: 9,023 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 2	I never read them because they are idiotic.

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Rilder Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	The Changes supposedly make me a Aries but I prefer being a Taurus.