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Old 08-20-10, 06:25 AM   #1
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Single? You're not alone

(CNN) -- There are 96 million people in the United States who have no spouse. That means 43 percent of all Americans over the age of 18 are single, according to the U.S. Census Bureau.

"Single" is defined as adults who have never been married, are divorced or are widowed in the bureau's America's Families and Living Arrangements survey of 2009.

Of the singletons, 61 percent of them have never said "I do." Twenty-four percent are divorced and 15 percent are widowed.


http://edition.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/0...ica/index.html


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Old 08-20-10, 08:17 AM   #2
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And we call those people "the happy people".

Do you know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are worth it.
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Old 08-20-10, 08:38 AM   #3
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Sure, you can afford to put up $ 200 million,

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And we call those people "the happy people".

Do you know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are worth it.
then it is certainly one who laughs all the way to the bank
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Old 08-20-10, 10:23 AM   #4
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My wife told me that she wants a divorce because I don't take life seriously enough.

So I got on my space hopper and got the hell out of there.
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Isn't alimony where you pay a woman not to live with you?
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Old 08-20-10, 10:56 AM   #6
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Isn't alimony where you pay a woman not to live with you?
Or that could just be a hooker, probably cheaper in the long run - and less earache!
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