D@mn, I shoulda married Tiger

nikimcbee · 12-03-09, 12:51 AM

wow, with a payout like that, where do I sign up?

http://wcbstv.com/sports/tiger.woods...2.1346199.html

With money like that, I could fly to Neal's house every monday so I could tease him about the raiders.

TarJak · 12-03-09, 12:58 AM

Weren't you shagging him? Everyone else seems to have been.

nikimcbee · 12-03-09, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Weren't you shagging him? Everyone else seems to have been.

I was next in line when they closed the gate!

There goes the big payout.

TarJak · 12-03-09, 01:32 AM

Ah well a day late and a dollar short eh?

stabiz · 12-03-09, 05:40 AM

I dont understand why superstars ever get married, I know my theoretical marriage as a theoretical superstar would end in tears, as there is no way i would be able to withstand the temptations.

Torplexed · 12-03-09, 06:14 AM

Golfers...they're born swingers.

Going by their Christmas photo for this year, Tiger's image is indeed a bit tattered....

nikimcbee · 12-04-09, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Weren't you shagging him? Everyone else seems to have been.

What was your number in line?

TarJak · 12-04-09, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

What was your number in line?

I don't queue mate.

Onkel Neal · 12-07-09, 11:53 PM

Woman's claim: I was NOT Tiger Woods' mistress

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Daphne Czechtowika, hostess for a German-themed restaurant in Racine, Wis., revealed today that she did not have an affair with Tiger Woods -- a claim that set off a rush by book agents for her memoir. If true, the claim would make Czechtowika the only hostess or waitress in America whom Woods did not hit on.

Man, this is getting outta control.

Onkel Neal · 12-03-09, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

wow, with a payout like that, where do I sign up?

http://wcbstv.com/sports/tiger.woods...2.1346199.html

With money like that, I could fly to Neal's house every monday so I could tease him about the raiders.

For that money you could buy me a nice house in Seattle and then just walk over.

Jimbuna · 12-03-09, 06:05 PM

This could end up being one of the worlds most costliest shags/transgressions

TarJak · 12-03-09, 08:40 PM

What do you mean one? From what I've read the girlie from Vegas was around for several months and there are apparently others yet to come out of the woodwork. Seems O'l niki missed out big time.

Jimbuna · 12-04-09, 01:07 PM

A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."

AVGWarhawk · 12-04-09, 01:48 PM

Sent that one off to the boss!

Takeda Shingen · 12-08-09, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

wow, with a payout like that, where do I sign up?

http://wcbstv.com/sports/tiger.woods...2.1346199.html

With money like that, I could fly to Neal's house every monday so I could tease him about the raiders.

I don't know about that. Sounds like someone with blonde hair was just wheeled out of there on a stretcher this morning.

12-03-09, 12:51 AM	#1
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	D@mn, I shoulda married Tiger wow, with a payout like that, where do I sign up? http://wcbstv.com/sports/tiger.woods...2.1346199.html With money like that, I could fly to Neal's house every monday so I could tease him about the raiders. __________________

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stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	I dont understand why superstars ever get married, I know my theoretical marriage as a theoretical superstar would end in tears, as there is no way i would be able to withstand the temptations. __________________

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	This could end up being one of the worlds most costliest shags/transgressions __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-04-09, 01:07 PM	#13
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it again." The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?" "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,286 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Sent that one off to the boss! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-03-09, 12:58 AM	#2
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Weren't you shagging him? Everyone else seems to have been.

12-03-09, 01:32 AM	#4
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Ah well a day late and a dollar short eh?

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Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Golfers...they're born swingers. Going by their Christmas photo for this year, Tiger's image is indeed a bit tattered....

12-03-09, 08:40 PM	#12
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	What do you mean one? From what I've read the girlie from Vegas was around for several months and there are apparently others yet to come out of the woodwork. Seems O'l niki missed out big time.