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02-23-08, 02:58 AM
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 Join Date: Feb 2008
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The 'What should we do to Bernard' thread
OK, fellow Kaleuns... we have a bit of a problem with Bernard, right?
Well, let's discuss how we'll get rid of him. I reckon we strap him to a torpedo, fire it and hope it hits a destroyer or a cargo ship or something. If not, then... oh well. So, what do you want to do to Bernard??
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02-23-08, 05:35 AM
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Ace of the Deep
 Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Cambridgeshire - UK
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No, because he would probably want to come back inside, and steer the fish back towards you, sinking you!
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02-23-08, 05:57 AM
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Ace of the Deep
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna
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Would be nice if we could do anything at all...but alas...I am afraid we are stuck with him...just like we are stuck with JS Balz...
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02-23-08, 07:08 AM
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Let's Sink Sumptin' !
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Seattle, WA
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Bernard's like Gilligan or Inspector Clouseau. His inherent incompetence will rise to his defence in some bizarre way you if you try to remove him. :p
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02-23-08, 08:28 AM
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Weps
 Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: MVD, UY
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I already replaced him
 
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02-23-08, 08:50 AM
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Navy Seal
 Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Docked on a Russian pond
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Bernard can be a source of great fun. Ask Balz. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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02-24-08, 05:29 AM
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Ocean Warrior
 Join Date: Jul 2007
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In an ideal world we would be able to sack Bernard from U-boat duties and give him indefinate shore leave, but sadly this wil not happen. My own solution is to stick him in the rear torpedo tube when leaving harbour and not let him out until I return to port. This give me the option to fire him at the enemy, but he always finds his way back to port
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