Jokes about Jewish people

Bilge_Rat · 05-10-10, 01:19 PM

Avisitor came to Israel and saw the Western Wall. Not being too religious, he asked another tourist about the significance of the Wall.The other tourist explained, "This is a sacred wall. If you pray to it, God may hear you."

The visitor walked close to the wall and started to pray:
"Dear Lord," he said, "bring sunshine and warmth to this beautiful land."

A commanding voice answered: "I will, my son."

The visitor said: "Bring prosperity to this land."

"I will, my son."

"Let Jews and Arabs live together in peace, dear Lord."

The voice answered: "You're talking to a wall!"

05-10-10, 01:19 PM	#25
Bilge_Rat Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: standing watch... Posts: 3,856 Downloads: 344 Uploads: 0	Avisitor came to Israel and saw the Western Wall. Not being too religious, he asked another tourist about the significance of the Wall.The other tourist explained, "This is a sacred wall. If you pray to it, God may hear you." The visitor walked close to the wall and started to pray: "Dear Lord," he said, "bring sunshine and warmth to this beautiful land." A commanding voice answered: "I will, my son." The visitor said: "Bring prosperity to this land." "I will, my son." "Let Jews and Arabs live together in peace, dear Lord." The voice answered: "You're talking to a wall!" __________________