Jokes about Jewish people

joegrundman · 05-10-10, 03:21 AM

Jewish joke:

Mr. Bernstein and his wife were having lunch in the Savoy Grill.

Upon leaving a very glamourous younger lady ran up to Mr.Bernstein, kissed him on the cheek, and said "can't wait for the weekend", tweaked his behind, and ran off into a taxi.

Mrs. Bernstein looked furious.

Mr. Bernstein said, "look before you say anything, i want you to think of our six bedroom house in Hampstead. Think of our children's private education.Think of our lunches at the Savoy grill, our West End shows, shopping in the best places in London. Think of our summer trips around the world, our country cottage in North Wales, our winter skiing trips and our shopping trips to New York.

Mrs. Bernstein furious, kept silent.

Moments later, as they were getting into a taxi, they saw another man and lady get out of another car and walk arm-in-arm to the grill.

"Oh isn't that Mike Margolis?" asked Mrs. Bernstein

"Yes" answered Mr bernstein

"But that's not his wife" said Mrs Bernstein

"No" answered Mr. Bernstein

"Well", said Mrs Bernstein, "She's not as pretty as our mistress"

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joegrundman Ocean Warrior Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,689 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	Jewish joke: Mr. Bernstein and his wife were having lunch in the Savoy Grill. Upon leaving a very glamourous younger lady ran up to Mr.Bernstein, kissed him on the cheek, and said "can't wait for the weekend", tweaked his behind, and ran off into a taxi. Mrs. Bernstein looked furious. Mr. Bernstein said, "look before you say anything, i want you to think of our six bedroom house in Hampstead. Think of our children's private education.Think of our lunches at the Savoy grill, our West End shows, shopping in the best places in London. Think of our summer trips around the world, our country cottage in North Wales, our winter skiing trips and our shopping trips to New York. Mrs. Bernstein furious, kept silent. Moments later, as they were getting into a taxi, they saw another man and lady get out of another car and walk arm-in-arm to the grill. "Oh isn't that Mike Margolis?" asked Mrs. Bernstein "Yes" answered Mr bernstein "But that's not his wife" said Mrs Bernstein "No" answered Mr. Bernstein "Well", said Mrs Bernstein, "She's not as pretty as our mistress" __________________ "Enemy submarines are to be called U-Boats. The term submarine is to be reserved for Allied under water vessels. U-Boats are those dastardly villains who sink our ships, while submarines are those gallant and noble craft which sink theirs." Winston Churchill Last edited by joegrundman; 05-10-10 at 03:34 AM.