Time to cook Bernard

STEED · 04-05-07, 11:14 AM

Rack of Bernard may be. :hmm:

bigboywooly · 04-05-07, 11:17 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Morts · 04-05-07, 11:18 AM

nice one:rotfl: :rotfl:

Brag · 04-05-07, 11:51 AM

Barf, barf, barf, barf

joea · 04-05-07, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Brag

Barf, barf, barf, barf

I'm sure he's tender, it's not as if he works and strains himself or anything. :p

Herr Russ · 04-05-07, 03:57 PM

LOL.... Made me think of a good joke, but don't think I can post it here

Bernard Dummkopf · 04-05-07, 04:06 PM

Help! This is Bernard speaking... I'm trapped in the closet of U-28. My comrades are outside and talk about a nice meal, but we are out of food. Strangely they have some forks with them and a big knife and they slobber and grin.

STEED · 04-05-07, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bernard Dummkopf

Help! This is Bernard speaking... I'm trapped in the closet of U-28. My comrades are outside and talk about a nice meal, but we are out of food. Strangely they have some forks with them and a big knife and they slobber and grin.

Come on Bernard we are only messing around come on out.

Stand by to shoot him men.

Morts · 04-05-07, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

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Originally Posted by Bernard Dummkopf

Help! This is Bernard speaking... I'm trapped in the closet of U-28. My comrades are outside and talk about a nice meal, but we are out of food. Strangely they have some forks with them and a big knife and they slobber and grin.

Come on Bernard we are only messing around come on out.

Stand by to shoot him men.

Jawohl Herr Kaleun!
someone bring me a luger and a magazine !

Sailor Steve · 04-05-07, 05:10 PM

Your aim might be better if you're not reading while you pull the trigger.

Steel_Tomb · 04-05-07, 05:14 PM

^^^ LOL nice one "Kaulen you shot the torpe.." BOOM.

Seminole · 04-05-07, 08:29 PM

:hmm: ........Ripleys Believe It or Not material:

This recipe resulted from an idyllic fishing trip in the Garonne. Bernard, the skipper, served up for dinner like this. I think nothing could bring out the delicious quality better than this simple saute with garlic and parsley.
Ingredients
25g/1oz plain flour, for dusting
For the persillade
10g/½oz peeled garlic
15g/½oz flatleaf parsley leaves
1 tbsp sunflower oil
salt and freshly ground black pepper
50g/1¾oz unsalted butter
To serve
lemon wedges
crusty bread

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d@rk51d3 · 04-05-07, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

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Originally Posted by Bernard Dummkopf

Help! This is Bernard speaking... I'm trapped in the closet of U-28. My comrades are outside and talk about a nice meal, but we are out of food. Strangely they have some forks with them and a big knife and they slobber and grin.

Come on Bernard we are only messing around come on out.

Yeahhh........ we don't want to hurt you........... we only want to eeeaaaat you.

STEED · 04-06-07, 06:50 AM

You can not hide in the cupboard for ever Bernard.

Jimbuna · 04-06-07, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Bernard Dummkopf

Help! This is Bernard speaking... I'm trapped in the closet of U-28. My comrades are outside and talk about a nice meal, but we are out of food. Strangely they have some forks with them and a big knife and they slobber and grin.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

04-05-07, 11:14 AM	#1
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Time to cook Bernard Rack of Bernard may be. :hmm: __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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04-05-07, 11:51 AM	#4
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04-05-07, 05:10 PM	#10
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04-06-07, 06:50 AM	#14
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	You can not hide in the cupboard for ever Bernard. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-05-07, 11:18 AM	#3
Morts Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 2,395 Downloads: 23 Uploads: 0	nice one:rotfl: :rotfl:

04-05-07, 03:57 PM	#6
Herr Russ Officer Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Diego, CA. Posts: 246 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	LOL.... Made me think of a good joke, but don't think I can post it here

04-05-07, 04:06 PM	#7
Bernard Dummkopf Watch Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 17 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Help! This is Bernard speaking... I'm trapped in the closet of U-28. My comrades are outside and talk about a nice meal, but we are out of food. Strangely they have some forks with them and a big knife and they slobber and grin.

04-05-07, 05:14 PM	#11
Steel_Tomb Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Cambridgeshire - UK Posts: 1,128 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	^^^ LOL nice one "Kaulen you shot the torpe.." BOOM.

04-05-07, 08:29 PM	#12
Seminole Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oregon Posts: 1,012 Downloads: 102 Uploads: 0	:hmm: ........Ripleys Believe It or Not material: This recipe resulted from an idyllic fishing trip in the Garonne. Bernard, the skipper, served up for dinner like this. I think nothing could bring out the delicious quality better than this simple saute with garlic and parsley. Ingredients 25g/1oz plain flour, for dusting For the persillade 10g/½oz peeled garlic 15g/½oz flatleaf parsley leaves 1 tbsp sunflower oil salt and freshly ground black pepper 50g/1¾oz unsalted butter To serve lemon wedges crusty bread ....