Time to check your Zodiac again they may have changed :-)

[Castout]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12207811

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Personally I've stopped reading daily horoscope in any form since 2002 when it didn't help me one bit when I needed it. Help came from elsewhere then and since have made the realization or considered that daily horoscope a scam. But I admit that Zodiacs are interesting to read(not the daily horoscope) if you take it as a culture or art instead of a mysticism. Everybody loves to be associated with a symbol I guess and what that symbol represents.

[krashkart]

Hmm, doesn't bother me any. I have always been a warmongering goat, and will always be a warmongering goat.

[tater]

I never read them because they are idiotic.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by krashkart

Hmm, doesn't bother me any. I have always been a warmongering goat, and will always be a warmongering goat.

I was born a Virgo, I'll die a Virgo.




Having said that, I feel it's best to add, simply:

THAT'S VIRGO YOU KNUCKLEHEADS.

[the_tyrant]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I was born a Virgo, I'll die a Virgo.




Having said that, I feel it's best to add, simply:

THAT'S VIRGO YOU KNUCKLEHEADS.

[Rhodes]

Even with this suposed adjustment to the zodiac, I am still the same one, so, bahhhh!

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I was born a Virgo, I'll die a Virgo.




Having said that, I feel it's best to add, simply:

THAT'S VIRGO YOU KNUCKLEHEADS.

I'm a Virgo, too! Clearly, the sustained fusion reactions of gaseous spheres in the void that govern our destinies have fated us to be together; all twelve or whatever of them. What are the odds!?

Sadly, we cannot be together this day, my love. The stars have dictated that today is the proper day to ask for a promotion, despite the fact that I'm on vacation. If there were any day my boss would not look at me as if I'd grown a third head when I simply ask for a promotion, despite having taken absolutely no instruction for a higher position, this is that day.

Fear not, my star-crossed soulmate. Once I have acted upon the wisdom of the learned astrologers I will seek you out and be better prepared to care for our many children.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Fear not, my star-crossed soulmate. Once I have acted upon the wisdom of the learned astrologers I will seek you out and be better prepared to care for our many children.

Two Virgos in the same relationship? Surely you jest. Even I'm not that crazy.

[Growler]

Try being a Libra in a relationship with a Gemini - it's like a threesome, without all that pesky infidelity stuff.

[Ducimus]

My life experience thus far has shown that when it comes to relationships, the zodiac is a crock of s**t. I say this because my ex, was of a sign that was most compatible with my own, and my Fiancee's sign not so much.

And yet, my with my ex we weren't that compatible, hence, she's the ex. My Fiancee on the otherhand, we are so much alike, the running joke is that we were seperated at birth.

So yeah, zodiac. What a crock.

[krashkart]

I never took stock in the Zodiac. Then it hit the market, and now everyone uses it. Navy, Coast Guard, Greenpeace. Boy, did I miss the gravy train.


*BA DUM...*



*hauled offstage and thrown out*

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by tater

I never read them because they are idiotic.

+1

I think this stuff is dumber than religion. Whatever floats yer boat.

I go by chinese fortune cookies myself.

[Platapus]

Good thing this did not happen under Reagan or we would have been in deep do-do. Nancy would have had a fit.

[krashkart]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I go by chinese fortune cookies myself.

I always append "...in bed" to the fortunes I get.

You will find happiness and great wealth... in bed.

The less a fortune fits the situation the better.

The Changes supposedly make me a Aries but I prefer being a Taurus.