Have a Drink!

SUBMAN1 · 09-05-08, 10:15 AM

An Amish farmer walking, notices a
man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das
wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.
Which means: "Don't drink the water,
the cows have [POOPED] in it."
The man shouts back: 'I'm from
New
York and just down here campaigning for
Obama,
I can't understand you. Please speak
in English.'
The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.

09-05-08, 10:15 AM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Have a Drink! An Amish farmer walking, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen. Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have [POOPED] in it." The man shouts back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.' The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more. __________________