Have a Drink!
 

An Amish farmer walking, notices a
man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das
wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.
Which means: "Don't drink the water,
the cows have [POOPED] in it."
The man shouts back: 'I'm from
New
York and just down here campaigning for
Obama,
I can't understand you. Please speak
in English.'
The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Continuing on the Amish theme.

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "what is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son, "go and get your mother."

Clip-clop. Clip-clop. Clip-clop.

BANG!

Clip-clop. Clip-clop. Clip Clop.





Amish drive-by.

Hahahaha! I like that one! :up::up::up:

-S