Steed Trust Fund

nikimcbee · 02-23-08, 10:46 AM

Hi, I'm Sally Struthers and I need your help.

Certain subsim memberare having a tough time drinking, so I'm asking you to help a mate out and donate to the Steed Trust Fund or (STruF). Your donation will help pay for duct tape, a copeus amount of winnie the pooh sippy cups, coasters, bibs, coffee tables, plastic tarps,cleaning materials, and replacement keyboards.

If you donate in the next 5 minutes, we will sign you up for a free subscription to the thread.

For the price of only a shot of fine whiskey or two, three, okay six shots, you can help a fellow subsimmer out.

Thank you.

No Steeds were harmed in the typing of this thread. Actual items purchased by STruF may vary from this ad.

nikimcbee · 02-23-08, 10:50 AM

...wait a minute. That's not Sally, its Ozzy.

He won't help Steed at all! A matter of fact, he'll make the situation worse.

STEED · 02-23-08, 10:56 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
ROFLOL
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

STEED · 02-23-08, 11:00 AM

Send all your money to this adress.........

Mr X (Aka STEED)
The Village Bunker 1A
England

THIS IS NOT A SCAM, TRUST ME.

Brag · 02-23-08, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

Send all your money to this adress.........

Mr X (Aka STEED)
The Village Bunker 1A
England

THIS IS NOT A SCAM, TRUST ME.

NickiMcbee and Steed are trustworthy graduates from the Nigerian School of Advanced Economics.

I'm breaking my piggy bank immediately.

STEED · 02-23-08, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brag

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

Send all your money to this adress.........

Mr X (Aka STEED)
The Village Bunker 1A
England

THIS IS NOT A SCAM, TRUST ME.

NickiMcbee and Steed are trustworthy graduates from the Nigerian School of Advanced Economics.

I'm breaking my piggy bank immediately.

No, no Brag..................Sorry Jason King you need the money for your exciting life style. Fast Women and more fast women and the odd fast boat I mean women.

Everyone else pay up or Sailor Steve will sing to you 24/7.

Kapitan_Phillips · 02-23-08, 11:40 AM

STruF?

Call it the Steed Trust Fund Union.

TarJak · 02-23-08, 03:17 PM

I sent my donation but the envelope stuffed with cash was returned to sender. Never mind I'll drink it insteed.

Blacklight · 02-23-08, 05:46 PM

Hello Steed. My name is Blacklight and I am the deposed president of Blacklightia. I wish to hide my family's fortune of (looks at bank account) Five Dollars in your bank account until I am able to escape my country and reclaim it. By the way, I also see in my reccords that you won the Blacklightia lottery and stand to win a sum of.. *pulls out calculator* A sum of ONE US Dollar (Blacklightia is a very impoverished nation as you can tell). Also, I see that the Blacklightia mayor who was a distant reletive of yours has recently died in a horrible accident involving vacume cleaner and a large turkey. I see by our reccords that you are the sole beneficiary of his estate. To claim your turkey, please respond to this email. For only a small bank fee of 15 million US dollars, we can release everything to you in short order !

Stealth Hunter · 02-23-08, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

Send all your money to this adress.........

Mr X (Aka STEED)
The Village Bunker 1A
England

THIS IS NOT A SCAM, TRUST ME.

Do you take anthrax?

:rotfl:

nikimcbee · 02-23-08, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blacklight

Hello Steed. My name is Blacklight and I am the deposed president of Blacklightia. I wish to hide my family's fortune of (looks at bank account) Five Dollars in your bank account until I am able to escape my country and reclaim it. By the way, I also see in my reccords that you won the Blacklightia lottery and stand to win a sum of.. *pulls out calculator* A sum of ONE US Dollar (Blacklightia is a very impoverished nation as you can tell). Also, I see that the Blacklightia mayor who was a distant reletive of yours has recently died in a horrible accident involving vacume cleaner and a large turkey. I see by our reccords that you are the sole beneficiary of his estate. To claim your turkey, please respond to this email. For only a small bank fee of 15 million US dollars, we can release everything to you in short order !

wow, you got $5? yer rich

nikimcbee · 02-23-08, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brag

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

Send all your money to this adress.........

Mr X (Aka STEED)
The Village Bunker 1A
England

THIS IS NOT A SCAM, TRUST ME.

NickiMcbee and Steed are trustworthy graduates from the Nigerian School of Advanced Economics.

I'm breaking my piggy bank immediately.

Yeah, I was the varsity football captain for NSAE, we had a great team.

d@rk51d3 · 02-24-08, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

STruF?

Call it the Steed Trust Fund Union.

STFU?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

nikimcbee · 02-24-08, 07:58 PM

I think we need to order a pallet load of keyboards for you.

Ozzy will help pay.

baggygreen · 02-24-08, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

Send all your money to this adress.........

Mr X (Aka STEED)
The Village Bunker 1A
England

THIS IS NOT A SCAM, TRUST ME.

But steed... i thought you were V???? the last hope for freedom in a PC-mad britain!

02-23-08, 10:46 AM	#1
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Steed Trust Fund Hi, I'm Sally Struthers and I need your help. Certain subsim memberare having a tough time drinking, so I'm asking you to help a mate out and donate to the Steed Trust Fund or (STruF). Your donation will help pay for duct tape, a copeus amount of winnie the pooh sippy cups, coasters, bibs, coffee tables, plastic tarps,cleaning materials, and replacement keyboards. If you donate in the next 5 minutes, we will sign you up for a free subscription to the thread. For the price of only a shot of fine whiskey or two, three, okay six shots, you can help a fellow subsimmer out. Thank you. No Steeds were harmed in the typing of this thread. Actual items purchased by STruF may vary from this ad. __________________

02-23-08, 10:50 AM	#2
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	...wait a minute. That's not Sally, its Ozzy. He won't help Steed at all! A matter of fact, he'll make the situation worse. __________________

02-23-08, 10:56 AM	#3
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: ROFLOL :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-23-08, 11:00 AM	#4
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Send all your money to this adress......... Mr X (Aka STEED) The Village Bunker 1A England THIS IS NOT A SCAM, TRUST ME. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-23-08, 11:40 AM	#7
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	STruF? Call it the Steed Trust Fund Union. __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

02-23-08, 03:17 PM	#8
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I sent my donation but the envelope stuffed with cash was returned to sender. Never mind I'll drink it insteed.

02-23-08, 05:46 PM	#9
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	Hello Steed. My name is Blacklight and I am the deposed president of Blacklightia. I wish to hide my family's fortune of (looks at bank account) Five Dollars in your bank account until I am able to escape my country and reclaim it. By the way, I also see in my reccords that you won the Blacklightia lottery and stand to win a sum of.. pulls out calculator A sum of ONE US Dollar (Blacklightia is a very impoverished nation as you can tell). Also, I see that the Blacklightia mayor who was a distant reletive of yours has recently died in a horrible accident involving vacume cleaner and a large turkey. I see by our reccords that you are the sole beneficiary of his estate. To claim your turkey, please respond to this email. For only a small bank fee of 15 million US dollars, we can release everything to you in short order ! __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

02-24-08, 07:58 PM	#14
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I think we need to order a pallet load of keyboards for you. Ozzy will help pay. __________________