Steed Trust Fund
 

Hi, I'm Sally Struthers and I need your help.
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Certain subsim memberare having a tough time drinking, so I'm asking you to help a mate out and donate to the Steed Trust Fund or (STruF). Your donation will help pay for duct tape, a copeus amount of winnie the pooh sippy cups, coasters, bibs, coffee tables, plastic tarps,cleaning materials, and replacement keyboards.

If you donate in the next 5 minutes, we will sign you up for a free subscription to the thread.

For the price of only a shot of fine whiskey or two, three, okay six shots, you can help a fellow subsimmer out.

Thank you.

No Steeds were harmed in the typing of this thread. Actual items purchased by STruF may vary from this ad.

...wait a minute. That's not Sally, its Ozzy.
http://www.upload.moldova.org/muzica...y_osbourne.jpg

He won't help Steed at all! A matter of fact, he'll make the situation worse.:()1:

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ROFLOL
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Send all your money to this adress.........

Mr X (Aka STEED)
The Village Bunker 1A
England

THIS IS NOT A SCAM, TRUST ME. :rolleyes:

NickiMcbee and Steed are trustworthy graduates from the Nigerian School of Advanced Economics.:know: I'm breaking my piggy bank immediately.

No, no Brag..................Sorry Jason King you need the money for your exciting life style. Fast Women and more fast women and the odd fast boat I mean women. :lol:

Everyone else pay up or Sailor Steve will sing to you 24/7.

STruF?

Call it the Steed Trust Fund Union. ;);)

I sent my donation but the envelope stuffed with cash was returned to sender. Never mind I'll drink it insteed.:lol:

Hello Steed. My name is Blacklight and I am the deposed president of Blacklightia. I wish to hide my family's fortune of (looks at bank account) Five Dollars in your bank account until I am able to escape my country and reclaim it. By the way, I also see in my reccords that you won the Blacklightia lottery and stand to win a sum of.. *pulls out calculator* A sum of ONE US Dollar (Blacklightia is a very impoverished nation as you can tell). Also, I see that the Blacklightia mayor who was a distant reletive of yours has recently died in a horrible accident involving vacume cleaner and a large turkey. I see by our reccords that you are the sole beneficiary of his estate. To claim your turkey, please respond to this email. For only a small bank fee of 15 million US dollars, we can release everything to you in short order !

Do you take anthrax?:roll: :rotfl: :88)

wow, you got $5? yer rich:lol:

Yeah, I was the varsity football captain for NSAE, we had a great team.

STFU?

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I think we need to order a pallet load of keyboards for you.

Ozzy will help pay.

But steed... i thought you were V???? the last hope for freedom in a PC-mad britain!