That Zany Harbor traffic!!

Hanomag · 03-01-08, 02:01 PM

Kaluens,

They're at it again with their crazy antics... yup you guessed it!

I'm sailing from Lorient December 27, 1942. I hear an explosion, as I scan the harbor I notice something strange.

WTF?

Ok so..maybe Bernard was at the helm?

As I steam further out of port I see something burning in the distance on open ground. F12 and I close with the unknown bonfire and guess what was the kindling!?

Yes its 2 109's spooning...

Its bad enough I have to worry about the Allies... now this in harbor mayhem and carnage. LOL!! :rotfl: :rotfl:

Blacklight · 03-01-08, 02:07 PM

Well.. you see.. tonight was the harbormaster's birthday, so all the boys all had a few rounds and toddled off to finish their duties. Next thing we know, Bernard is parking a destroyer in a sub pen and we recieve a radio message from the Luftwaffe that says "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!"

predavolk · 03-01-08, 02:39 PM

I came back into Wilhemhaven from my the first patrol of my career last night, it was night and pouring rain, so terrible visibility. Just as I start to enter the harbor, I reach for my cup of tea, turn around, and BOOM- there's a freighter parked right across the entrance only a couple hundred meters away!!! Emergency reverse and I manage to slow to a 2 knot collision.

I don't know who decided it was a good idea to park a freighter across the entrance at night, in weather, but I can think of more effective means of protection. From the enemy.

03-01-08, 03:09 PM

I just read the Credits for the SH4 Expansion and there are
Comedians listed.
A bunch!!
:hmm:
Now I've GOTTA look at the credits for SH3 closer!
:rotfl:

KeptinCranky · 03-01-08, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by predavolk

I came back into Wilhemhaven from my the first patrol of my career last night, it was night and pouring rain, so terrible visibility. Just as I start to enter the harbor, I reach for my cup of tea, turn around, and BOOM- there's a freighter parked right across the entrance only a couple hundred meters away!!! Emergency reverse and I manage to slow to a 2 knot collision.

I don't know who decided it was a good idea to park a freighter across the entrance at night, in weather, but I can think of more effective means of protection. From the enemy.

I did much the3 same thing only I nearly plowed my sub into the side of the Graf Zeppelin that suddenly, unexpectedly appeared out of the fog

Also, that Sperrbrecher trying to get into the subpen thought there was an air-raid drill going on....

Brag · 03-01-08, 03:39 PM

It is you guys who drive the harbour people to distraction and desperate of relief. Of course the 24/7 dock band playing the Kadeten Marsch over and over sends people around the bend. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

KeptinCranky · 03-01-08, 05:23 PM

:hmm: That band is an international conspiracy by the Swiss working with the Red Cross, gotta be, they're in every port, Axis Allied or Neutral...

whoops... tinfoil hat time for me...they're totally spying on me with, like, beams, man...

Blacklight · 03-01-08, 06:00 PM

They need that band in the Allied ports to play accompaniment for the fireworks when we hit their ships there !

*Ba ba BA ba ba ba BA ba baaaaa *BOOM !!!* Ba ba BA ba ba ba BA ba baaaaa *BOOM !!!*

papa_smurf · 03-02-08, 06:12 AM

I think that destroyer captain wants to really command a U-boat, or is trying to be one:hmm: .

As for those flyboys at the Luftwaffe, im not really surprised

Jimbuna · 03-02-08, 08:20 AM

Just one of those bad days at the office

bigboywooly · 03-02-08, 08:34 AM

Did you save in port Hanomag ?

Hanomag · 03-02-08, 09:31 AM

Kaluen BBWooly,

As a rule NO.

But I think I did that time. I was tired and just finished refitting and the game just finished loading in port and I saved. :hmm:

Pablo · 03-02-08, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hanomag

Kaluen BBWooly,

As a rule NO.

But I think I did that time. I was tired and just finished refitting and the game just finished loading in port and I saved. :hmm:

Hi!

That could explain what happened. Saving and restarting in or anywhere near a port causes all of the AI-controlled ships & aircraft in the port to forget their pre-planned movement paths, so they just keep going in a straight line. The general result is that ships and aircraft collide with whatever is in front of them: the shore, another ship or aircraft, etc.

Pablo

Oberon · 03-02-08, 01:57 PM

The Lolwaffe are back!!

:rotfl:

03-01-08, 02:01 PM	#1
Hanomag Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: LI NY Posts: 964 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	That Zany Harbor traffic!! Kaluens, They're at it again with their crazy antics... yup you guessed it! I'm sailing from Lorient December 27, 1942. I hear an explosion, as I scan the harbor I notice something strange. WTF? Ok so..maybe Bernard was at the helm? As I steam further out of port I see something burning in the distance on open ground. F12 and I close with the unknown bonfire and guess what was the kindling!? Yes its 2 109's spooning... Its bad enough I have to worry about the Allies... now this in harbor mayhem and carnage. LOL!! :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ "Only if I can save first..." Last edited by Hanomag; 03-01-08 at 03:48 PM.

03-01-08, 02:07 PM	#2
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	Well.. you see.. tonight was the harbormaster's birthday, so all the boys all had a few rounds and toddled off to finish their duties. Next thing we know, Bernard is parking a destroyer in a sub pen and we recieve a radio message from the Luftwaffe that says "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!" __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

03-01-08, 03:39 PM	#6
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	It is you guys who drive the harbour people to distraction and desperate of relief. Of course the 24/7 dock band playing the Kadeten Marsch over and over sends people around the bend. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

03-01-08, 06:00 PM	#8
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	They need that band in the Allied ports to play accompaniment for the fireworks when we hit their ships there ! Ba ba BA ba ba ba BA ba baaaaa BOOM !!!* Ba ba BA ba ba ba BA ba baaaaa BOOM !!! __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

03-02-08, 06:12 AM	#9
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	I think that destroyer captain wants to really command a U-boat, or is trying to be one:hmm: . As for those flyboys at the Luftwaffe, im not really surprised __________________

03-01-08, 02:39 PM	#3
predavolk Weps Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 369 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I came back into Wilhemhaven from my the first patrol of my career last night, it was night and pouring rain, so terrible visibility. Just as I start to enter the harbor, I reach for my cup of tea, turn around, and BOOM- there's a freighter parked right across the entrance only a couple hundred meters away!!! Emergency reverse and I manage to slow to a 2 knot collision. I don't know who decided it was a good idea to park a freighter across the entrance at night, in weather, but I can think of more effective means of protection. From the enemy.

03-01-08, 03:09 PM	#4
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I just read the Credits for the SH4 Expansion and there are Comedians listed. A bunch!! :hmm: Now I've GOTTA look at the credits for SH3 closer! :rotfl:

03-01-08, 05:23 PM	#7
KeptinCranky Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,050 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	:hmm: That band is an international conspiracy by the Swiss working with the Red Cross, gotta be, they're in every port, Axis Allied or Neutral... whoops... tinfoil hat time for me...they're totally spying on me with, like, beams, man...

03-02-08, 08:20 AM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,481 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Just one of those bad days at the office __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-02-08, 08:34 AM	#11
bigboywooly Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Swindon, England Posts: 10,151 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	Did you save in port Hanomag ? __________________ My mediafire page http://www.mediafire.com/?11eoq19bq9r41

03-02-08, 09:31 AM	#12
Hanomag Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: LI NY Posts: 964 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Kaluen BBWooly, As a rule NO. But I think I did that time. I was tired and just finished refitting and the game just finished loading in port and I saved. :hmm: __________________ "Only if I can save first..."

03-02-08, 01:57 PM	#14
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	The Lolwaffe are back!! :rotfl: