Balz gets New Boat--Balz is Back, Balz is Back

Brag · 02-21-08, 04:10 PM

Seeming that it would cost me a few bucks I can't afford to fix Balz's career. I petitioned BDU to give Balz U-104 and a new crew.

Lorient 01 October 1940

I was removing a dirty ashtray from the admiral's desk. Doenitz looked at me and asked, "What's that noise coming from the docks?"
"That's Balz auditioning his new crew, Herr Admiral," I answered and placed a clean ashtray in front of him.
"Auditioning?"
"He has two tenors and is looking for a third one."
"He told me he was doing some preliminary acoustics research. A very scientific chap."
"Yes, he says the acoustics in a type IXB are better for his choir."

02 October 1940

"What's that noise?" Admiral Doenitz asked me.
"U-104 is back," I explained.
"But they just left."
"Balz says he needs working up. His choir is not yet ready to sing under combat conditions."

02 November 1940

"Is that Balz again?" The good admiral crushed his cigar in a clean ashtray.
"Yes mein Herr, His choir is drowning out the band at the dock."
"What are they singing?"
"We'll be right back Hoochie-woochie."
When is that Balz going to put to sea and be more agressive?"
"He says by the first of January, his crew will be able to twirl and sing under attack."
The phone rang. The admiral lifted it and said, "Hoochie-woochie, I mean Alo."

Rotary Crewman · 02-21-08, 04:37 PM

Noooooooooo!

Sailor Steve · 02-21-08, 04:52 PM

As a famous philosopher once said: "Wellllllllll, doggies!"

fat jez · 02-21-08, 04:53 PM

OK, you really got me laughing that time, Brag

Cheers,
Stephen

Hanomag · 02-21-08, 04:57 PM

Balzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

Quit circling the seaport and get underway!!!

Fenris_Wolf · 02-21-08, 05:07 PM

Quote:

We'll be right back Hoochie-woochie

:rotfl:

Herr Balz...

As a fan and admirer, I must ask you to post the lyrics of

"We'll be right back Hoochie-woochie"

Or perhaps a recording of a performance, if I can be so fortunate.

Graf Paper · 02-22-08, 07:23 AM

Balz is back?

Party at the O-club!!

Long live Balz!

At least now I know my eyes weren't playing tricks on me as my boat was casting off for our next patrol. That must have been Balz's new choir candidates boarding his shiny new u-boat...

Weclome back, Herr Kaleun!

Tango589 · 02-22-08, 12:24 PM

Big up the hoochie-woochie!

Jimbuna · 02-22-08, 12:34 PM

For the love of God!!!!

papa_smurf · 02-22-08, 01:39 PM

And theres me thinking that Herr Balz's career was over................

Brag · 02-22-08, 01:52 PM

J.S. Balz writes:

To all my Kamaraden Kaleuns,
Do not despair. As soon as my crew is ready, I will put out to sea and sweep British Shipping off the face of the Atlantic. Thanks to my most effective talent, You will be able to relax on deck chairs and drink beer to my health. When Balz is around, the British tremble. They know that their doom is near when a great Teutonic hero such as myself prowls the sealanes.

Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz.

STEED · 02-22-08, 02:03 PM

From The Royal Navy

To Balz

Your a big girls blouse you sissy. :p

Bring in on peewee, are guns will blow you into next week. :p :p

Jimbuna · 02-22-08, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brag

J.S. Balz writes:

To all my Kamaraden Kaleuns,
Do not despair. As soon as my crew is ready, I will put out to sea and sweep British Shipping off the face of the Atlantic. Thanks to my most effective talent, You will be able to relax on deck chairs and drink beer to my health. When Balz is around, the British tremble. They know that their doom is near when a great Teutonic hero such as myself prowls the sealanes.

Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz.

We are pis*ng ourselves

NealT · 02-22-08, 04:12 PM

I have someone who wants to audition...

His name is Adam and he is just the bomb!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

sunvalleyslim · 02-22-08, 05:18 PM

AHHHHHHHHHH....The Great Balz of Fire is back...............:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

02-21-08, 04:10 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Balz gets New Boat--Balz is Back, Balz is Back Seeming that it would cost me a few bucks I can't afford to fix Balz's career. I petitioned BDU to give Balz U-104 and a new crew. Lorient 01 October 1940 I was removing a dirty ashtray from the admiral's desk. Doenitz looked at me and asked, "What's that noise coming from the docks?" "That's Balz auditioning his new crew, Herr Admiral," I answered and placed a clean ashtray in front of him. "Auditioning?" "He has two tenors and is looking for a third one." "He told me he was doing some preliminary acoustics research. A very scientific chap." "Yes, he says the acoustics in a type IXB are better for his choir." 02 October 1940 "What's that noise?" Admiral Doenitz asked me. "U-104 is back," I explained. "But they just left." "Balz says he needs working up. His choir is not yet ready to sing under combat conditions." 02 November 1940 "Is that Balz again?" The good admiral crushed his cigar in a clean ashtray. "Yes mein Herr, His choir is drowning out the band at the dock." "What are they singing?" "We'll be right back Hoochie-woochie." When is that Balz going to put to sea and be more agressive?" "He says by the first of January, his crew will be able to twirl and sing under attack." The phone rang. The admiral lifted it and said, "Hoochie-woochie, I mean Alo." __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

02-21-08, 04:37 PM	#2
Rotary Crewman Sonar Guy Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The cold part of a Helicopter, the back. Posts: 395 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Noooooooooo! __________________

02-21-08, 04:52 PM	#3
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	As a famous philosopher once said: "Wellllllllll, doggies!" __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-21-08, 04:57 PM	#5
Hanomag Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: LI NY Posts: 964 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Balzzzzzzzzzzz!!! Quit circling the seaport and get underway!!! __________________ "Only if I can save first..."

02-22-08, 07:23 AM	#7
Graf Paper Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pacific Northwest United States Posts: 1,146 Downloads: 41 Uploads: 2	Balz is back? Party at the O-club!! Long live Balz! At least now I know my eyes weren't playing tricks on me as my boat was casting off for our next patrol. That must have been Balz's new choir candidates boarding his shiny new u-boat... Weclome back, Herr Kaleun! __________________ Still sailing the high seas, hunting convoys with those who join me.

02-21-08, 04:53 PM	#4
fat jez Sailor man Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 47 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	OK, you really got me laughing that time, Brag Cheers, Stephen

02-22-08, 12:24 PM	#8
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Big up the hoochie-woochie! __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-22-08, 12:34 PM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	For the love of God!!!! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-22-08, 01:39 PM	#10
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	And theres me thinking that Herr Balz's career was over................ __________________

02-22-08, 01:52 PM	#11
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	J.S. Balz writes: To all my Kamaraden Kaleuns, Do not despair. As soon as my crew is ready, I will put out to sea and sweep British Shipping off the face of the Atlantic. Thanks to my most effective talent, You will be able to relax on deck chairs and drink beer to my health. When Balz is around, the British tremble. They know that their doom is near when a great Teutonic hero such as myself prowls the sealanes. Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

02-22-08, 02:03 PM	#12
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	From The Royal Navy To Balz Your a big girls blouse you sissy. :p Bring in on peewee, are guns will blow you into next week. :p :p __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-22-08, 04:12 PM	#14
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	I have someone who wants to audition... His name is Adam and he is just the bomb! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

02-22-08, 05:18 PM	#15
sunvalleyslim Ace of the Deep Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 1,142 Downloads: 267 Uploads: 0	AHHHHHHHHHH....The Great Balz of Fire is back...............:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Crew member/ decommission member TM2(SS)(SD) 3/68-7/70 DIESEL BOATS FOREVER USS SEGUNDO (SS398)