Balz gets New Boat--Balz is Back, Balz is Back
 

Seeming that it would cost me a few bucks I can't afford to fix Balz's career. I petitioned BDU to give Balz U-104 and a new crew.

Lorient 01 October 1940

I was removing a dirty ashtray from the admiral's desk. Doenitz looked at me and asked, "What's that noise coming from the docks?"
"That's Balz auditioning his new crew, Herr Admiral," I answered and placed a clean ashtray in front of him.
"Auditioning?"
"He has two tenors and is looking for a third one."
"He told me he was doing some preliminary acoustics research. A very scientific chap."
"Yes, he says the acoustics in a type IXB are better for his choir."

02 October 1940

"What's that noise?" Admiral Doenitz asked me.
"U-104 is back," I explained.
"But they just left."
"Balz says he needs working up. His choir is not yet ready to sing under combat conditions."

02 November 1940

"Is that Balz again?" The good admiral crushed his cigar in a clean ashtray.
"Yes mein Herr, His choir is drowning out the band at the dock."
"What are they singing?"
"We'll be right back Hoochie-woochie."
When is that Balz going to put to sea and be more agressive?"
"He says by the first of January, his crew will be able to twirl and sing under attack."
The phone rang. The admiral lifted it and said, "Hoochie-woochie, I mean Alo."

Noooooooooo! http://tdsfl.org/forums/images/smilies/set1/scared.gif

As a famous philosopher once said: "Wellllllllll, doggies!"

OK, you really got me laughing that time, Brag :up:

Cheers,
Stephen

:rock: Balzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

Quit circling the seaport and get underway!!! :arrgh!:

:rotfl:

Herr Balz...

As a fan and admirer, I must ask you to post the lyrics of

"We'll be right back Hoochie-woochie"

Or perhaps a recording of a performance, if I can be so fortunate.

:up: :arrgh!: :up:

Balz is back?

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Party at the O-club!!

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Long live Balz!

At least now I know my eyes weren't playing tricks on me as my boat was casting off for our next patrol. That must have been Balz's new choir candidates boarding his shiny new u-boat...

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Weclome back, Herr Kaleun! ;)

Big up the hoochie-woochie!:up:

For the love of God!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:

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And theres me thinking that Herr Balz's career was over................

J.S. Balz writes:

To all my Kamaraden Kaleuns,
Do not despair. As soon as my crew is ready, I will put out to sea and sweep British Shipping off the face of the Atlantic. Thanks to my most effective talent, You will be able to relax on deck chairs and drink beer to my health. When Balz is around, the British tremble. They know that their doom is near when a great Teutonic hero such as myself prowls the sealanes.

Kptlt. Johan Sebastian Balz.

From The Royal Navy

To Balz


Your a big girls blouse you sissy. :p

Bring in on peewee, are guns will blow you into next week. :p :p

We are pis*ng ourselves http://www.abfnet.com/forum/images/s...rum_lg_blk.gif

I have someone who wants to audition...

His name is Adam and he is just the bomb!

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AHHHHHHHHHH....The Great Balz of Fire is back...............:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: