I have become Bernard!!!

02-02-07, 11:01 PM

For nearly a week I had a BAD CTD problem while working on the K-Ship and Barrage Balloons.

Every test I ran, I NEVER had any Torpedos, and if I clicked on the buttons, CTD!

Tore EVERYTHING apart, rebuilt, re-imported. CTD!!!

New models, re UV map. CTD!!

Ummm, somewhere along the line, I had DELETED my torpedo files.

I have become Bernard.

AVGWarhawk · 02-02-07, 11:41 PM

There is hope. It is called BA....Bernard Anonymous. You have taken the first step. You have admitted you are a Bernard

02-02-07, 11:50 PM

Hello, My name is Bernard and I deleted all the torpedo files because I didn't
want to hurt anyone!!
I also deleted the SH3.sdl file because there were bad sounds in there!

By the way, anyone need a crew member?
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Iron Budokan · 02-03-07, 01:05 AM

It takes a real Bernard to admit he's a Bernard. Your courage can shine as an example for all the other Bernards out there who are afraid to admit they are a Bernard.

Venatore · 02-03-07, 01:22 AM

Don't show your face at the Officers Mess for at least a week, or you will have to buy us all a beer :rotfl:

TheSatyr · 02-03-07, 02:04 AM

Since my name is Darryl Bernard I'd have to say that my crew is royally screwed...heh.

TarJak · 02-03-07, 06:06 AM

Every meeting of BA starts with someone standing up and saying "My name is Bernard and I am a Bernard!"

You then go on to recount what U-calamity you have brought down on your crews heads.

My most recent one last night was to hit "D" instead of "S" whilst at 1024x TC. You know the rest.

melnibonian · 02-03-07, 06:14 AM

I've joined in BA so.........Ok then here we go.......'My name is Bernard and I'm......a.............Bernard'

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Jimbuna · 02-03-07, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSatyr

Since my name is Darryl Bernard I'd have to say that my crew is royally screwed...heh.

You sir ..............are very brave

Brag · 02-03-07, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

There is hope. It is called BA....Bernard Anonymous. You have taken the first step. You have admitted you are a Bernard

How many steps in the Bernard rehab program? Twelve too many?

:rotfl: :rotfl:

bigboywooly · 02-03-07, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Brag

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

There is hope. It is called BA....Bernard Anonymous. You have taken the first step. You have admitted you are a Bernard

How many steps in the Bernard rehab program? Twelve too many?

:rotfl: :rotfl:

12 is plenty
It only takes 10 to walk off the edge of the boat
:rotfl:

stabiz · 02-03-07, 10:22 AM

:rotfl:

STEED · 02-03-07, 10:38 AM

:rotfl:

AVGWarhawk · 02-03-07, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigboywooly

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brag

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

There is hope. It is called BA....Bernard Anonymous. You have taken the first step. You have admitted you are a Bernard

How many steps in the Bernard rehab program? Twelve too many?

:rotfl: :rotfl:

12 is plenty
It only takes 10 to walk off the edge of the boat
:rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: Great answer to the rehabilitation of the Bernard Syndrome

02-02-07, 11:01 PM	#1
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I have become Bernard!!! For nearly a week I had a BAD CTD problem while working on the K-Ship and Barrage Balloons. Every test I ran, I NEVER had any Torpedos, and if I clicked on the buttons, CTD! Tore EVERYTHING apart, rebuilt, re-imported. CTD!!! New models, re UV map. CTD!! Ummm, somewhere along the line, I had DELETED my torpedo files. I have become Bernard.

02-02-07, 11:41 PM	#2
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	There is hope. It is called BA....Bernard Anonymous. You have taken the first step. You have admitted you are a Bernard __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

02-03-07, 01:05 AM	#4
Iron Budokan Sea Lord Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,778 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	It takes a real Bernard to admit he's a Bernard. Your courage can shine as an example for all the other Bernards out there who are afraid to admit they are a Bernard. __________________ "You will take on England wherever you find her ships, and you will break her power at sea." --Iron Coffins, Herbert A. Werner http://kennethmarkhoover.com

02-03-07, 06:14 AM	#8
melnibonian Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Reading UK Posts: 3,473 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I've joined in BA so.........Ok then here we go.......'My name is Bernard and I'm......a.............Bernard' :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ http://www.thegreywolves.com/ http://wolvesatwar.com/ Download GWX and other goodies: http://hosted.filefront.com/melnibonian

02-03-07, 10:22 AM	#12
stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: __________________

02-02-07, 11:50 PM	#3
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Hello, My name is Bernard and I deleted all the torpedo files because I didn't want to hurt anyone!! I also deleted the SH3.sdl file because there were bad sounds in there! By the way, anyone need a crew member? :rotfl: :rotfl:

02-03-07, 01:22 AM	#5
Venatore Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Australia:- Sydney Posts: 2,049 Downloads: 68 Uploads: 0	Don't show your face at the Officers Mess for at least a week, or you will have to buy us all a beer :rotfl:

02-03-07, 02:04 AM	#6
TheSatyr Captain Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 545 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Since my name is Darryl Bernard I'd have to say that my crew is royally screwed...heh.

02-03-07, 06:06 AM	#7
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Every meeting of BA starts with someone standing up and saying "My name is Bernard and I am a Bernard!" You then go on to recount what U-calamity you have brought down on your crews heads. My most recent one last night was to hit "D" instead of "S" whilst at 1024x TC. You know the rest.

02-03-07, 10:38 AM	#13
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	:rotfl: __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!