I have become Bernard!!!
 

For nearly a week I had a BAD CTD problem while working on the K-Ship and Barrage Balloons. :down:

Every test I ran, I NEVER had any Torpedos, and if I clicked on the buttons, CTD!

Tore EVERYTHING apart, rebuilt, re-imported. CTD!!! :damn:

New models, re UV map. CTD!! :damn: :damn:

Ummm, somewhere along the line, I had DELETED my torpedo files. :oops: :nope:

I have become Bernard. :huh:

There is hope. It is called BA....Bernard Anonymous. You have taken the first step. You have admitted you are a Bernard:D

Hello, My name is Bernard and I deleted all the torpedo files because I didn't
want to hurt anyone!!
I also deleted the SH3.sdl file because there were bad sounds in there! :yep:
By the way, anyone need a crew member?
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It takes a real Bernard to admit he's a Bernard. Your courage can shine as an example for all the other Bernards out there who are afraid to admit they are a Bernard. :yep:

Don't show your face at the Officers Mess for at least a week, or you will have to buy us all a beer :rotfl:

Since my name is Darryl Bernard I'd have to say that my crew is royally screwed...heh.

Every meeting of BA starts with someone standing up and saying "My name is Bernard and I am a Bernard!"

You then go on to recount what U-calamity you have brought down on your crews heads.

My most recent one last night was to hit "D" instead of "S" whilst at 1024x TC. You know the rest.:dead:

I've joined in BA so.........Ok then here we go.......'My name is Bernard and I'm......a.............Bernard':oops: :oops: :oops: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

You sir ..............are very brave :up:

How many steps in the Bernard rehab program? Twelve too many? :nope:

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12 is plenty
It only takes 10 to walk off the edge of the boat
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:rotfl: :rotfl: Great answer to the rehabilitation of the Bernard Syndrome:up: