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Old 03-29-13, 02:42 AM   #1
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Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.


Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up news papers must be registered by January 2030.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed
they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

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Old 03-29-13, 02:46 AM   #2
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The border skirmishes between China and Finland claim another life.
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Old 03-29-13, 02:58 AM   #3
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Old 03-29-13, 03:59 AM   #4
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Labour win 2015 general election with a majority of 180

Leeds United win the championship 2013\14 season

Leeds United win the premiership 2014\15 season

Leeds United win the champions league 2015\16 season
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Old 03-29-13, 04:20 AM   #5
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Leeds United win the championship 2013\14 season

Leeds United win the premiership 2014\15 season

Leeds United win the champions league 2015\16 season
You will have to wait a lot longer than that i'd say
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Old 03-29-13, 07:38 AM   #6
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2016 election settled by a gun duel between the two candidates.
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September 4th 2047 Subsim forum enters the guinness world records for being the forum that have been online for 40 years.

No other forum have ever made it so far.

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Subsim.com has the longest known "Last One To Post" thread.
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Old 05-11-13, 03:23 PM   #11
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September 4th 2047 Subsim forum enters the guinness world records for being the forum that have been online for 40 years.

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You may want to check your dates!
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You may want to check your dates!
Wasn't it 1997? The date? I can't remember the exact day
ok now I see it. If subsim started in -97
it must be 50 years and not 40 years

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Wasn't it 1997? The date? I can't remember the exact day
ok now I see it. If subsim started in -97
it must be 50 years and not 40 years
Well this year was 16 years...

You could just go to the History Of Subsim page...
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Old 05-11-13, 04:39 PM   #14
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UKIP win the 2015 general election.
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