Woman jailed for testicle attack

Lord_magerius · 06-05-10, 10:13 AM

Ouch... just ouch

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4253849.stm

DarkFish · 06-05-10, 10:38 AM

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I am in no way a violent person

Jimbuna · 06-05-10, 10:45 AM

Look on the positive side...he still has one left.

Good thing she never pulled something else off

Wolfehunter · 06-05-10, 11:03 AM

This is NUTS totally NUTS..

AVGWarhawk · 06-05-10, 12:21 PM

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She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."

WTF? Did not mean harm? She had his testical in her mouth ready to swallow....she knew what she was up to....

Jimbuna · 06-05-10, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

WTF? Did not mean harm? She had his testical in her mouth ready to swallow....she knew what she was up to....

Yeah...looks like she certainly ballsed everything up

Sailor Steve · 06-05-10, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Yeah...looks like she certainly ballsed everything up

You just said a mouthful.

papa_smurf · 06-05-10, 03:29 PM

Not to be stereotyical, but have to say it...

"calm down, calm down!"

Jimbuna · 06-05-10, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by papa_smurf

Not to be stereotyical, but have to say it...

"calm down, calm down!"

Her response......"Don't preach to me when I've got my mouth full"!!

frau kaleun · 06-05-10, 03:53 PM

She only got one?

Amateur.

In all seriousness, I've been taught various versions of the "grab and rip" for use in self-defense but I can't imagine actually ripping one OFF a guy's body if he's fully clothed. Difficult to even get a good all-around grip on anything through clothing, it's mostly supposed to cause maximum discomfort, not remove the goods from the premises.

kurtz · 06-05-10, 04:07 PM

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He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."

So I guess he was cavorting around in his grunties.

I also like

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A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Well it's a good friend who'll pick up a testicle for you when it's been in someone's mouth.

SteamWake · 06-05-10, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

She only got one?

Amateur.

In all seriousness, I've been taught various versions of the "grab and rip" for use in self-defense but I can't imagine actually ripping one OFF a guy's body if he's fully clothed. Difficult to even get a good all-around grip on anything through clothing, it's mostly supposed to cause maximum discomfort, not remove the goods from the premises.

Maybe the guys pants were already halfway down to his knees making the big grab easier.

frau kaleun · 06-05-10, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

Maybe the guys pants were already halfway down to his knees making the big grab easier.

I'm gonna go with Kurtz's take on it after another reading and just assume the guy was already down to his undies when this took place.

Otherwise I don't see how she could've pulled it off. So to speak.

Platapus · 06-05-10, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

She only got one?

Amateur.

In all seriousness, I've been taught various versions of the "grab and rip" for use in self-defense but I can't imagine actually ripping one OFF a guy's body if he's fully clothed. Difficult to even get a good all-around grip on anything through clothing, it's mostly supposed to cause maximum discomfort, not remove the goods from the premises.

I was thinking the same thing. Mechanically this is not an easy thing to do.

Jimbuna · 06-05-10, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

I was thinking the same thing. Mechanically this is not an easy thing to do.

Pray to God it remains the case

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Look on the positive side...he still has one left. Good thing she never pulled something else off __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	She only got one? Amateur. In all seriousness, I've been taught various versions of the "grab and rip" for use in self-defense but I can't imagine actually ripping one OFF a guy's body if he's fully clothed. Difficult to even get a good all-around grip on anything through clothing, it's mostly supposed to cause maximum discomfort, not remove the goods from the premises.