Why does God hate the Houston Texans?

mookiemookie · 04-15-10, 10:33 AM

They just were given the NFL's toughest schedule this year: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/interactive#/team=HOU

SteamWake · 04-15-10, 10:41 AM

Huh I dident know that God set the football schedules... go figure

mr chris · 04-15-10, 11:10 AM

Well if this is the year that they get to the play-offs they are going to do it the hard way.

The Patriots schedule is not that better.

04-15-10, 11:20 AM

While not believing that there is a God, am pretty sure that if there is He is too busy raining hell-fire and brimstone on Iceland and getting ready to end all things in 2012 too worry much about NFL schedules. He once told Homer Simpson that He had no time to watch Sunday football anymore and was not even aware of a team in Arizona.

frau kaleun · 04-15-10, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Randomizer

While not believing that there is a God, am pretty sure that if there is He is too busy raining hell-fire and brimstone on Iceland and getting ready to end all things in 2012 too worry much about NFL schedules. He once told Homer Simpson that He had no time to watch Sunday football anymore and was not even aware of a team in Arizona.

That's where you're wrong. The Saints winning a Super Bowl was actually predicted by the Mayans as one of the first signs of the impending apocalypse.

04-15-10, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

That's where you're wrong. The Saints winning a Super Bowl was actually predicted by the Mayans as one of the first signs of the impending apocalypse.

Oops. My error, I had always believed that the Mayan's were Redskin's fans.

fred8615 · 04-15-10, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

That's where you're wrong. The Saints winning a Super Bowl was actually predicted by the Mayans as one of the first signs of the impending apocalypse.

THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE SAINTS IN VAIN!!!

(Heretofore unknown 11th commandment.)

Freiwillige · 04-15-10, 12:50 PM

Because he has to protect his team the Dallas Cowboys! And due to the whole free will thing he cannot intervene directly so he intervened indirectly.

Chad · 04-15-10, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by mr chris

Well if this is the year that they get to the play-offs they are going to do it the hard way.

The Patriots schedule is not that better.

I'd almost trade the Patriot's schedule for the Chief's one anytime..

GO CHIEFS!

Sailor Steve · 04-15-10, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Randomizer

While not believing that there is a God, am pretty sure that if there is He is too busy raining hell-fire and brimstone on Iceland and getting ready to end all things in 2012 too worry much about NFL schedules. He once told Homer Simpson that He had no time to watch Sunday football anymore and was not even aware of a team in Arizona.

I always like George Carlin's version: "'And on the seventh day He rested.' God isn't in church listening to you - he's out playing golf!"

Onkel Neal · 04-15-10, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

They just were given the NFL's toughest schedule this year: http://www.nfl.com/schedules/interactive#/team=HOU

Because he loves the Dallas Cowboys??

nikimcbee · 04-15-10, 03:38 PM

Well, they (the Texans) do get one freebe, they are playing the raiders.

nikimcbee · 04-15-10, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I always like George Carlin's version: "'And on the seventh day He rested.' God isn't in church listening to you - he's out playing golf!"

nikimcbee · 04-15-10, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Because he loves the Dallas Cowboys??

Common misconception.

He actuall loves the cowboyz:

and sadam too.

Chad · 04-15-10, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Well, they (the Texans) do get one freebe, they are playing the raiders.

Haha don't let Neal read this, he'll have your skin

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Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	While not believing that there is a God, am pretty sure that if there is He is too busy raining hell-fire and brimstone on Iceland and getting ready to end all things in 2012 too worry much about NFL schedules. He once told Homer Simpson that He had no time to watch Sunday football anymore and was not even aware of a team in Arizona.

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Freiwillige The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Phx. Az Posts: 1,458 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Because he has to protect his team the Dallas Cowboys! And due to the whole free will thing he cannot intervene directly so he intervened indirectly.