Have a Drink!

SUBMAN1 · 09-05-08, 10:15 AM

An Amish farmer walking, notices a
man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das
wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.
Which means: "Don't drink the water,
the cows have [POOPED] in it."
The man shouts back: 'I'm from
New
York and just down here campaigning for
Obama,
I can't understand you. Please speak
in English.'
The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.

sunvalleyslim · 09-05-08, 11:46 AM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Digital_Trucker · 09-05-08, 12:02 PM

STEED · 09-05-08, 12:37 PM

Jimbuna · 09-05-08, 01:14 PM

Continuing on the Amish theme.

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "what is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son, "go and get your mother."

Digital_Trucker · 09-05-08, 01:21 PM

Sailor Steve · 09-05-08, 01:37 PM

Clip-clop. Clip-clop. Clip-clop.

BANG!

Clip-clop. Clip-clop. Clip Clop.

Amish drive-by.

SUBMAN1 · 09-05-08, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Clip-clop. Clip-clop. Clip-clop.

BANG!

Clip-clop. Clip-clop. Clip Clop.

Amish drive-by.

Hahahaha! I like that one!

-S

09-05-08, 10:15 AM	#1
SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Have a Drink! An Amish farmer walking, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand. The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen. Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have [POOPED] in it." The man shouts back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.' The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more. __________________

09-05-08, 11:46 AM	#2
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09-05-08, 12:37 PM	#4
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09-05-08, 01:14 PM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,539 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Continuing on the Amish theme. An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "what is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father said quietly to his son, "go and get your mother." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-05-08, 01:21 PM	#6
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	__________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

09-05-08, 01:37 PM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Clip-clop. Clip-clop. Clip-clop. BANG! Clip-clop. Clip-clop. Clip Clop. Amish drive-by. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo