A stern letter to BDu

papa_smurf · 06-27-08, 10:04 AM

The glorious Heinz Buder writes:

I must really protest at my latest assigend patrol to the coast of Norway. I understand that it will help with the invasion of Norway, I do feel that it is a waste of my talents hunting enemy task forces, when the same job could easily done by Georings flyboys (sorry Lufftwaffe).

In light of the stiutation, I will do this patrol but under protest and have the full backing of my crew. On my return, I expect to be returned to my usual Atlantic patrols, so I can resume hunting enemy convoys. And to facilitate this I shall require a Type IX/B U-boat.

Heinz Buder.

STEED · 06-27-08, 10:08 AM

From Bdu
To Heinz Buder

And what makes you so special? Your high handed attitude reflex's badly on your character, we have no choice but to recall you. when on arrival at your base you will be shot for being a sarcastic coward.

bigboywooly · 06-27-08, 10:10 AM

From BDU to Heinz Buder
Effective immediately

You are assigned to a real coastal boat

Any more dissent will result in a trip to the eastern front

nikbear · 06-27-08, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigboywooly

From BDU to Heinz Buder
Effective immediately

You are assigned to a real coastal boat

Any more dissent will result in a trip to the eastern front

What mod is that?where's the download link?:rotfl:

sharkbit · 06-27-08, 12:26 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Those u-boat pictures are hilarous. Not the usual set of pictures you normally see. Good to see it's not all death, destruction, fear, crappy weather, moldy food, smelly crewmen, and boredom. There were lighter moments.

Where'd you find those pictures, jimbuna?

Jimbuna · 06-27-08, 01:15 PM

They're from a book:

Wolfpacks at War - The U-Boat Experience in World War II by Jak Mallmann Showell.

Brag · 06-28-08, 11:14 AM

Did he survive the Great Subsim Fire too?

papa_smurf · 06-27-08, 10:15 AM

To: BDu
From: Heinz Buder

I refute the fact that I am a sarcastic coward. I was mearly pointing out that I will be more useful in the atlantic campaign sinking enemy convoys, as I have already sunk over 76,000 GRT, and you do not want lose such an expereinced commander if we want to bring the Brtish to it knees and force them out of the war.

I apologies unreservedly and will dilligently carry out my orders.

Heinz Buder.

STEED · 06-27-08, 10:23 AM

From Bdu
To Heinz Buder

You now sound like a coward who is about to surrender to the first British ship you come across.

In the name of Adolf Hitler you are to be hunted down and blown out of the sea.

Jimbuna · 06-27-08, 10:41 AM

A poster of you and your crew will be circulated to aid those hunting for you.

Letum · 06-27-08, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

A poster of you and your crew will be circulated to aid those hunting for you.

[pic]

Haha! Thats a great photo!
From 0 degrees Latitude I guess?

StarLion45 · 06-27-08, 11:17 AM

TO :ALL THE COMMANDERS
FROM : DER FÜRHERS HEADQUARTER

Fellow Zitizens of "The Third Reich "

You all did/do a great job for the Reich ! I must say I am very , very proud of each and one of you and all your great victories !!
We must force the allies out of the atlantic for ALL COST!
AS LONG AS YOU ALL OBEY MY ORDERS WE WILL WIN!!!!!!!!
Heinz Buder , I am proud of you ! FORWARD FOR DER FATERLAND !!!!!
Steed I am very disapointed of you!!DON'T YOU EVER USE MY NAME AGAIN , AND I WILL GET YOU SHOT!! End of discussion!!!
yours truly ,

Adolf Hitler.

Jimbuna · 06-27-08, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Letum

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

A poster of you and your crew will be circulated to aid those hunting for you.

[pic]

Haha! Thats a great photo!
From 0 degrees Latitude I guess?

Rgr that

seafarer · 06-27-08, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papa_smurf

The glorious Heinz Buder writes:

I must really protest at my latest assigend patrol to the coast of Norway. I understand that it will help with the invasion of Norway, I do feel that it is a waste of my talents hunting enemy task forces, when the same job could easily done by Georings flyboys (sorry Lufftwaffe).

In light of the stiutation, I will do this patrol but under protest and have the full backing of my crew. On my return, I expect to be returned to my usual Atlantic patrols, so I can resume hunting enemy convoys. And to facilitate this I shall require a Type IX/B U-boat.

Heinz Buder.

Repy:

You don't give orders son, you're paid to take them, and obey them, period. Carry on.

P.S. Remember, I could order you to park of Murmansk for a few months, in winter, and without longjohns!!

Brag · 06-28-08, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papa_smurf

The glorious Heinz Buder writes:

I must really protest at my latest assigend patrol to the coast of Norway. I understand that it will help with the invasion of Norway, I do feel that it is a waste of my talents hunting enemy task forces, when the same job could easily done by Georings flyboys (sorry Lufftwaffe).

In light of the stiutation, I will do this patrol but under protest and have the full backing of my crew. On my return, I expect to be returned to my usual Atlantic patrols, so I can resume hunting enemy convoys. And to facilitate this I shall require a Type IX/B U-boat.

Heinz Buder.

Never send stern letters to BDU. They only accept bow letters.

Johan Sebastian Balz
Greatest hero of the Kriegsmarine.

06-27-08, 10:04 AM	#1
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	A stern letter to BDu The glorious Heinz Buder writes: I must really protest at my latest assigend patrol to the coast of Norway. I understand that it will help with the invasion of Norway, I do feel that it is a waste of my talents hunting enemy task forces, when the same job could easily done by Georings flyboys (sorry Lufftwaffe). In light of the stiutation, I will do this patrol but under protest and have the full backing of my crew. On my return, I expect to be returned to my usual Atlantic patrols, so I can resume hunting enemy convoys. And to facilitate this I shall require a Type IX/B U-boat. Heinz Buder. __________________

06-27-08, 10:08 AM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	From Bdu To Heinz Buder And what makes you so special? Your high handed attitude reflex's badly on your character, we have no choice but to recall you. when on arrival at your base you will be shot for being a sarcastic coward. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

06-27-08, 10:10 AM	#3
bigboywooly Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Swindon, England Posts: 10,151 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	From BDU to Heinz Buder Effective immediately You are assigned to a real coastal boat Any more dissent will result in a trip to the eastern front __________________ My mediafire page http://www.mediafire.com/?11eoq19bq9r41

06-27-08, 12:26 PM	#5
sharkbit The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 1,529 Downloads: 334 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Those u-boat pictures are hilarous. Not the usual set of pictures you normally see. Good to see it's not all death, destruction, fear, crappy weather, moldy food, smelly crewmen, and boredom. There were lighter moments. Where'd you find those pictures, jimbuna? __________________ “Prejudice is blind. There will always be someone who says you aren’t welcome at the table. Stop apologizing for who you are and using all your energy trying to change their minds. Yes, you will lose friends, maybe even family. But you will gain your self-respect. You will know your worth. Once you have that, nothing can stop you.”

06-27-08, 01:15 PM	#6
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,481 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	They're from a book: Wolfpacks at War - The U-Boat Experience in World War II by Jak Mallmann Showell. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-28-08, 11:14 AM	#7
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06-27-08, 10:15 AM	#8
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	To: BDu From: Heinz Buder I refute the fact that I am a sarcastic coward. I was mearly pointing out that I will be more useful in the atlantic campaign sinking enemy convoys, as I have already sunk over 76,000 GRT, and you do not want lose such an expereinced commander if we want to bring the Brtish to it knees and force them out of the war. I apologies unreservedly and will dilligently carry out my orders. Heinz Buder. __________________

06-27-08, 10:23 AM	#9
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	From Bdu To Heinz Buder You now sound like a coward who is about to surrender to the first British ship you come across. In the name of Adolf Hitler you are to be hunted down and blown out of the sea. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

06-27-08, 10:41 AM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,481 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A poster of you and your crew will be circulated to aid those hunting for you. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-27-08, 11:17 AM	#12
StarLion45 Grey Wolf Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Stavanger,Norway Posts: 895 Downloads: 78 Uploads: 0	Der Führer ! TO :ALL THE COMMANDERS FROM : DER FÜRHERS HEADQUARTER Fellow Zitizens of "The Third Reich " You all did/do a great job for the Reich ! I must say I am very , very proud of each and one of you and all your great victories !! We must force the allies out of the atlantic for ALL COST! AS LONG AS YOU ALL OBEY MY ORDERS WE WILL WIN!!!!!!!! Heinz Buder , I am proud of you ! FORWARD FOR DER FATERLAND !!!!! Steed I am very disapointed of you!!DON'T YOU EVER USE MY NAME AGAIN , AND I WILL GET YOU SHOT!! End of discussion!!! yours truly , Adolf Hitler.