No Ships (Balz)

Brag · 04-06-08, 02:18 PM

Lt. Hegeman writes:
26 March 1941
Gulf of Cadiz

"No ships, no ships." Balz paced the Zentralle grumbling. "How am I continue being the hero, the example and model for the Kriegsmarine without ships to sink." He clutched his head.

"You'd feel better if you wore your tea cozy," Bernard said.
"Yes, yes." Balz gave Bernard a hateful look.
"I washed it," Bernard said and handed Balz the tea cozy.
"Thank you," Balz put the tea cozy on and water ran down his neck. "I am going to murder you." He reached for Bernard, but was too slow.
Bernard ran out of the Zentralle.
The shout "Sound contact," saved Bernard's life.
Balz went to the hydrophone station and listened on the headset. "I hear the sweet chugah, chugah of a freighter on the primrose trail of doom. New heading one eight zero."

I watched the rain drip from the conning tower hatch. We would be lucky to find that ship in the fog.

"Hoochie woochie, we are going to sink a ship. Get the choir up."

With the choir singing, A Foggy Day In London Town, Balz directed our submerged stalk of the freighter from the Hydrophone room. "All engines stop." He then went to the periscope.

"Can I say wasserbomben?" Bernard asked.
Balz turned away from the eyepiece and waved this fist at Bernard.
"I'm going to FIRE you."
On the word fire, I pressed the firing button. At least this time the tube was already flooded.

After the torpedo missed, Balz said. "When someone writes my history it will be called The Great Massacre Aboard U-104."

Tango589 · 04-06-08, 03:04 PM

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"I hear the sweet chugah, chugah of a freighter on the primrose trail of doom.

LOL
:rotfl:
One of the finest sentences I have ever read!

Jimbuna · 04-06-08, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

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"I hear the sweet chugah, chugah of a freighter on the primrose trail of doom.

LOL
:rotfl:
One of the finest sentences I have ever read!

Quite a damning statement for a Brit

NealT · 04-07-08, 06:49 AM

The great Balz MISSED

papa_smurf · 04-07-08, 02:21 PM

Hopefully this is a minor blip, in an otherwise glorious career. If not, then all might be lost for the Kreigsmarine............

Graf Paper · 04-07-08, 07:26 PM

Does this mean you managed to salvage Balz's career, Brag?

HOORAY!! :rotfl:

Go get 'em, Hero!

Brag · 04-07-08, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Graf Paper

Does this mean you managed to salvage Balz's career, Brag?

HOORAY!! :rotfl:

Go get 'em, Hero!

Found that saves were not on chronological order. Had to delete last save. We are back in business (I hope) hoochie-woochie, woo-hoo!

msalama · 04-09-08, 03:56 AM

LoL

Jimbuna · 04-09-08, 05:28 AM

You might want to check the page numbers in your book....they're in numerical reverse order

Brag · 04-09-08, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

You might want to check the page numbers in your book....they're in numerical reverse order

You are evil

Jimbuna · 04-09-08, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brag

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

You might want to check the page numbers in your book....they're in numerical reverse order

You are evil

LOL

04-06-08, 02:18 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	No Ships (Balz) Lt. Hegeman writes: 26 March 1941 Gulf of Cadiz "No ships, no ships." Balz paced the Zentralle grumbling. "How am I continue being the hero, the example and model for the Kriegsmarine without ships to sink." He clutched his head. "You'd feel better if you wore your tea cozy," Bernard said. "Yes, yes." Balz gave Bernard a hateful look. "I washed it," Bernard said and handed Balz the tea cozy. "Thank you," Balz put the tea cozy on and water ran down his neck. "I am going to murder you." He reached for Bernard, but was too slow. Bernard ran out of the Zentralle. The shout "Sound contact," saved Bernard's life. Balz went to the hydrophone station and listened on the headset. "I hear the sweet chugah, chugah of a freighter on the primrose trail of doom. New heading one eight zero." I watched the rain drip from the conning tower hatch. We would be lucky to find that ship in the fog. "Hoochie woochie, we are going to sink a ship. Get the choir up." With the choir singing, A Foggy Day In London Town, Balz directed our submerged stalk of the freighter from the Hydrophone room. "All engines stop." He then went to the periscope. "Can I say wasserbomben?" Bernard asked. Balz turned away from the eyepiece and waved this fist at Bernard. "I'm going to FIRE you." On the word fire, I pressed the firing button. At least this time the tube was already flooded. After the torpedo missed, Balz said. "When someone writes my history it will be called The Great Massacre Aboard U-104." __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

04-07-08, 02:21 PM	#5
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Hopefully this is a minor blip, in an otherwise glorious career. If not, then all might be lost for the Kreigsmarine............ __________________

04-07-08, 07:26 PM	#6
Graf Paper Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pacific Northwest United States Posts: 1,146 Downloads: 41 Uploads: 2	Does this mean you managed to salvage Balz's career, Brag? HOORAY!! :rotfl: Go get 'em, Hero! __________________ Still sailing the high seas, hunting convoys with those who join me.

04-09-08, 05:28 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You might want to check the page numbers in your book....they're in numerical reverse order __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-07-08, 06:49 AM	#4
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	The great Balz MISSED

04-09-08, 03:56 AM	#8
msalama Samurai Navy Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: In an octopus's garden Posts: 565 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0	LoL