The 'What should we do to Bernard' thread

hammer-princess · 02-23-08, 02:58 AM

OK, fellow Kaleuns... we have a bit of a problem with Bernard, right?

Well, let's discuss how we'll get rid of him.

I reckon we strap him to a torpedo, fire it and hope it hits a destroyer or a cargo ship or something. If not, then... oh well.

So, what do you want to do to Bernard??

Steel_Tomb · 02-23-08, 05:35 AM

No, because he would probably want to come back inside, and steer the fish back towards you, sinking you!

:rotfl:

NealT · 02-23-08, 05:57 AM

Would be nice if we could do anything at all...but alas...I am afraid we are stuck with him...just like we are stuck with JS Balz...

Torplexed · 02-23-08, 07:08 AM

Bernard's like Gilligan or Inspector Clouseau. His inherent incompetence will rise to his defence in some bizarre way you if you try to remove him. :p

TomcatMVD · 02-23-08, 08:28 AM

I already replaced him

Brag · 02-23-08, 08:50 AM

Bernard can be a source of great fun. Ask Balz. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Sailor Steve · 02-23-08, 09:59 AM

Bernard is a force of nature. Even if you could kill him there would be another one waiting for you tomorrow.

STEED · 02-23-08, 10:01 AM

What is a Bernard?

Sailor Steve · 02-23-08, 10:07 AM

Go look in the mirror.

Sailor Steve · 02-23-08, 10:08 AM

As for what we should do with him:

Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him,
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him,
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him,
Earlye in the morn-ing!

JU_88 · 02-23-08, 10:09 AM

Other Jobs we would DEFINATLEY NOT want to see Bernard doing!

Sailor Steve · 02-23-08, 10:11 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Good ones, JU-88!

STEED · 02-23-08, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Go look in the mirror.

Have you? :p

Sailor Steve · 02-23-08, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Go look in the mirror.

Have you? :p

No need; I already know what a Bernard is.

STEED · 02-23-08, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

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Originally Posted by STEED

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Go look in the mirror.

Have you? :p

No need; I already know what a Bernard is.

An American hooker? :hmm:

02-23-08, 02:58 AM	#1
hammer-princess Watch Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: In a rusty old sub Posts: 28 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The 'What should we do to Bernard' thread OK, fellow Kaleuns... we have a bit of a problem with Bernard, right? Well, let's discuss how we'll get rid of him. I reckon we strap him to a torpedo, fire it and hope it hits a destroyer or a cargo ship or something. If not, then... oh well. So, what do you want to do to Bernard?? __________________ And so the torpedo went 'tick-tock-BOOM!' The captain asked one of the crew: "Why is there a hole in OUR sub?!" To which the crewman replied "I put the torpedo in the wrong way round!" BTW, if anyone's interested in meh fanfic 'Paper Mario - What REALLY Happened', look up 'Paper Mario Story' on http://thebunnyhunter.deviantart.com

02-23-08, 05:35 AM	#2
Steel_Tomb Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Cambridgeshire - UK Posts: 1,128 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	No, because he would probably want to come back inside, and steer the fish back towards you, sinking you! :rotfl: __________________ _______________________________________________ System Spec: Intel Core 2 Duo 2.4Ghz \| 4Gb Corsair XMS2 Dominator DDR2 PC-2 6400 RAM \| XFX GeForce 8800GTS 640mb PCI-E \| Creative X-fi sound card \| 250Gb HDD \| *Rest In Peace Dave, you will be missed.*

02-23-08, 08:28 AM	#5
TomcatMVD Weps Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: MVD, UY Posts: 359 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	I already replaced him __________________

02-23-08, 08:50 AM	#6
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Bernard can be a source of great fun. Ask Balz. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

02-23-08, 09:59 AM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Bernard is a force of nature. Even if you could kill him there would be another one waiting for you tomorrow. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-23-08, 05:57 AM	#3
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Would be nice if we could do anything at all...but alas...I am afraid we are stuck with him...just like we are stuck with JS Balz...

02-23-08, 07:08 AM	#4
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Bernard's like Gilligan or Inspector Clouseau. His inherent incompetence will rise to his defence in some bizarre way you if you try to remove him. :p

02-23-08, 10:01 AM	#8
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	What is a Bernard? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-23-08, 10:07 AM	#9
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Go look in the mirror. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-23-08, 10:08 AM	#10
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	As for what we should do with him: Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him, Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him, Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him, Earlye in the morn-ing! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-23-08, 10:09 AM	#11
JU_88 Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: UK Posts: 3,803 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Other Jobs we would DEFINATLEY NOT want to see Bernard doing!

02-23-08, 10:11 AM	#12
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Good ones, JU-88! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo