Depressed

Brag · 02-04-08, 09:48 PM

I was so depressed last night, so I decided to call lifeline.
Lifeline patched me into a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was depressed and suicidal.
They got so excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

sonar732 · 02-04-08, 10:31 PM

That was just wrong.

Yahoshua · 02-04-08, 10:58 PM

that was funny.

baggygreen · 02-04-08, 11:03 PM

So wrong, but i gotta admit i chuckled

Ishmael · 02-04-08, 11:09 PM

It is great. Shouldn't it be in the sick jokes thread?

Hunter76 · 02-04-08, 11:47 PM

omg can't stop laughing! lol

Rotary Crewman · 02-05-08, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brag

I was so depressed last night, so I decided to call lifeline.
Lifeline patched me into a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was depressed and suicidal.
They got so excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

:rotfl:

Thought you were going to say you asked Amazon how many people have purchased your book when I saw the title...:p

kiwi_2005 · 02-05-08, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brag

I was so depressed last night, so I decided to call lifeline.
Lifeline patched me into a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was depressed and suicidal.
They got so excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Gezoes · 02-05-08, 07:55 AM

Good one

Jimbuna · 02-05-08, 08:09 AM

LMAO :rotfl:

Brag · 02-05-08, 08:16 AM

This morning I was amazed!

All the book sales I have followed make a debut of 2 to 4 millionth in the Amazon rankings.

KINGMAKER ranks this morning at 400,000 plus! I was floored. Searching for espionage best sellers, they are popping up ranking about 75,000th.

I think, subsimers are making the difference!

Thanks for the support, Kaleuns and skippers!

STEED · 02-05-08, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brag

I was so depressed last night, so I decided to call lifeline.
Lifeline patched me into a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was depressed and suicidal.
They got so excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

That's good coming from a millionaire. :p

Brag can you pay my gas bill?

Brag · 02-05-08, 09:10 AM

Jeah, Steed. I'm a millionaire in grounds inside my coffee can.

Oberon · 02-05-08, 12:11 PM

Bwahahahaaa!!

Brag, I love your sense of humour!

JSLTIGER · 02-05-08, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonar732

That was just wrong.

Agreed.

02-04-08, 09:48 PM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Depressed I was so depressed last night, so I decided to call lifeline. Lifeline patched me into a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was depressed and suicidal. They got so excited and asked if I could drive a truck.... __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

02-04-08, 10:58 PM	#3
Yahoshua The Old Man Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,493 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	that was funny. __________________ Science is the organized unpredictability that strives not to set limits to mans' capabilities, but is the engine by which the limits of mans' understanding is defined-Yahoshua

02-04-08, 11:47 PM	#6
Hunter76 Swabbie Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	omg can't stop laughing! lol __________________

02-05-08, 07:55 AM	#9
Gezoes XO Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 435 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Good one __________________ If I wasn't a little mad, I'd go mad.

02-05-08, 08:09 AM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	LMAO :rotfl: __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-04-08, 10:31 PM	#2
sonar732 The Old Man Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Central MO Posts: 1,562 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	That was just wrong.

02-04-08, 11:03 PM	#4
baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	So wrong, but i gotta admit i chuckled

02-04-08, 11:09 PM	#5
Ishmael Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Morro Bay, Ca. Posts: 659 Downloads: 79 Uploads: 0	It is great. Shouldn't it be in the sick jokes thread?

02-05-08, 08:16 AM	#11
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Best Seller? First Amazon Rankings Out!!!!!!! This morning I was amazed! All the book sales I have followed make a debut of 2 to 4 millionth in the Amazon rankings. KINGMAKER ranks this morning at 400,000 plus! I was floored. Searching for espionage best sellers, they are popping up ranking about 75,000th. I think, subsimers are making the difference! Thanks for the support, Kaleuns and skippers! __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

02-05-08, 09:10 AM	#13
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Jeah, Steed. I'm a millionaire in grounds inside my coffee can. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

02-05-08, 12:11 PM	#14
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Bwahahahaaa!! Brag, I love your sense of humour!