Depressed
 

I was so depressed last night, so I decided to call lifeline.
Lifeline patched me into a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was depressed and suicidal.
They got so excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
:88)

That was just wrong. :o:o:nope::nope:

that was funny.:lol:

So wrong, but i gotta admit i chuckled

It is great. Shouldn't it be in the sick jokes thread?

omg can't stop laughing! lol:lol::lol::yep:

:rotfl:

Thought you were going to say you asked Amazon how many people have purchased your book when I saw the title...:p:lol:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

:up:

Good one :up:

LMAO :rotfl:

Best Seller? First Amazon Rankings Out!!!!!!!
 

This morning I was amazed!:o

All the book sales I have followed make a debut of 2 to 4 millionth in the Amazon rankings.

KINGMAKER ranks this morning at 400,000 plus! I was floored. Searching for espionage best sellers, they are popping up ranking about 75,000th.

I think, subsimers are making the difference!

Thanks for the support, Kaleuns and skippers! :up:

That's good coming from a millionaire. :p

Brag can you pay my gas bill?

Jeah, Steed. I'm a millionaire in grounds inside my coffee can. :88)

Bwahahahaaa!!

Brag, I love your sense of humour! :lol:

Agreed.