Embarrassing/awkward Moments

[Armistead]

Wanna share?

I've had too many, but I'll share one of my worse. I worked for a company for about 19 years when I finally got promoted to the Sr. Project Manager. I had a nice size room outside of my office that I made sort of a man cave out of.

Anyway, I had been dating my wife for some time and one late night I took her there. We decided to get it on on the sofa in my man cave. Now, the boss often came by and worked late, but he wasn't there. Just so happen he drove by late and saw my truck there and wondered why I was there near midnight. We had the light off and we were shocked when it flicked on, both naked getting it on, my boss standing there. We all looked at each other for a few seconds in shock. He turned the light off, didn't say anything and left...

I walked in the next morning, he acted fine, so we never discussed it for months. My wife was always embarrassed when she came by for years after that...

[GoldenRivet]

That... is awesome

[GoldenRivet]

My best friend and I are at a party, everyone is drinking. we brought our wives along. (years ago when i was married)

His wife and my wife are the same height and weight with almost the same hair color. keep that in mind.

So i am perched on the edge of the kitchen table, and a friend of mine is standing on the other end of the room and we are talking and cutting up. My wife is standing in front of me a few paces listening to the conversation with her back turned to me facing the story teller across the way.

Part way through the story as he is finishing up his tale i get up while paying close attention to the ending of his story and walk up behind her, and take a sniff of her hair, i run my hands up her back and start rubbing on her shoulders and she is backing up to me and getting a little into it and i run my hands down her arms and onto her hips.

well about this time my wife walks into the room next to the guy telling the story and grabs a couple of drinks out of the refrigerator behind him.

my brain immediately goes "wait a minute... if you are over there, how am i..."

i announced with a shy laugh "oooops! wrong woman."

it was embarrassing as hell but when i pointed out my error everyone was dying of laughter, including my buddy and both of our spouses thankfully.

[magic452]

You got very very lucky on that one GR.

Magic

[GoldenRivet]

well....... almost

[magic452]

If only the wife hadn't walked in.

Magic

[TarJak]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Ha! looks like an interesting period of moderation could be coming along shortly

You'll find it tough to moderate in a pub in July.

[Platapus]

Back in the mid 80's I was stationed in Omaha Nebraska. A great place to live and a good place to meet nice people. Including one special lady.

I was intimate with this lady when I was living in Omaha. One evening we decided to spend some time together.

She happened to be a little kinky and I was a lot kinky. I had my "toys" with me and we decided to go back to her house to desport ourselves in our particular manner.

When we got to her house, I made sure the front door was locked (scene security; rule 1)

We were then desporting ourselves in her bedroom and everything was going swimmingly. Then I heard the front door open and after what appeared to be about 0.5 seconds later, her bedroom door opened.

Enter the mother

(now if this were a Penthouse letter, it would have ended much differently with a hot kinky threesome. However this was reality. )

Judging from the mother's body language and dialogue, it became quickly apparent to me that the mother

1. Did not know that her daughter was kinky
2. Did not know that her daughter was intimate with me
3. Did not understand the concept of Safe, Sane, and Consensual play
4. Did not understand what was going on
5. Was not pleased at all.

Hurried explanations, more hurried untying, and an even more hurried departure quickly followed. It was .... awkward to say the least

It was lucky the mother did not have a gun.

I learned a very important lesson: Find out if your play partner's mother has a key to the house and has a habit of just walking in, before starting to play. Door chains are your friend.

Surprisingly, I did not get a Christmas card from her mother that year. Go figure.

Sadly, this play date also adversely affected my relationship with the lady. I truly regret the embarrassment she suffered in front of her mother. That was not the intent. That was about 30 years ago and I still feel bad for her. She was a special lady.

[TarJak]

Went to a movie with the wife and kids a few years ago. It was a 3D movie and after the obligatory advertising had finished I put my "3D" glasses on and was puzzled by the fact that the screen was fuzzy and out of focus.

Whispered to the wife that my glasses didn't seem to be working.

We swapped and she happily informed me that I was using my sunglasses instead of the 3D glasses in my shirt pocket. Got ridden on that one for a day or so and every time we go to a movie get reminded was
check which glasses I've got on.

[Betonov]

Originally Posted by TarJak

It was a 3D movie

Went to see Avatar 3D. During the scene where they blew up the giant tree I mistook a 3D amber for a fly and slapped my own face

[Red October1984]

There's a couple I could mention...but none of them can top anything posted here.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

There's a couple I could mention...but none of them can top anything posted here.

You're young yet and you'll have ample opportunities in the future.

Flipping your car was a good one though, Chitwood.

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

You're young yet and you'll have ample opportunities in the future.

Flipping your car was a good one though, Chitwood.

Not really an embarrassing one...just a bad one.

[Friscobay]

[QUOTE=Armistead;2190431]Wanna share?

I've had too many, but I'll share one of my worse. I worked for a company for about 19 years when I finally got promoted to the Sr. Project Manager. I had a nice size room outside of my office that I made sort of a man cave out of...



For me, summer of the year. Pearl Harbor Naval Base. on the museum grounds, which was then undergoing renovation, sat a perhaps 1/2 to 3/4 scale iron model of a Japanese midget sub. Maybe the Ko-yoteki No.19, which I visit from time to time in Fredericksburg, Texas, I never knew. Anyway, lurching back with a few mates from a night on the Honolulu town in the dives of Hotel St, we came upon the sub in the darkness of an early Saturday morning and climbed onto its tower, which was topped by a simple round hatch and climbed inside.
It was in this pitch darkness, lit only by a ZIPPO, that I went under from too much drink served with too many paper umbrellas. Time passed. Upon awakening, startled in the dark, I clanged my head on a pipe and then realized with a shock the ''where''. But what was ''now''? And where was everybody else?
Fumble for the hatch, throw the lid back, and stand up..

..before what was around Noon the same day in front of dozens of shrieking and startled Japanese tourists and elder veterans wearing Hawaiian shirts and blue ballcaps snapping pics as fast as they could while I slunk down from the conning tower and beat a hasty retreat towards the Loch and my own ship , where I was fortunately, not ''UA'', this being another weekend day.


Weeks later, after avoiding the area and the sub around the museum like the plague, I noticed that a hasp had been welded onto the conning hatch with a sturdy padlock included...

Days later I left Pearl, not to see her again...

[TarJak]

Originally Posted by Armistead

The drawer beside the bed now holds other needed items, vapor rub, Ben Gay, earplugs, etc....

Kinky.