Headlines from the Future

Feuer Frei! · 03-29-13, 02:42 AM

Newsflash! Newsflash!

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
swatters and rolled-up news papers must be registered by January 2030.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed
they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

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03-29-13, 02:42 AM	#1
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	Headlines from the Future Newsflash! Newsflash! Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up news papers must be registered by January 2030. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. Add yours. __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

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