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Old 02-02-07, 11:01 PM   #1
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Default I have become Bernard!!!

For nearly a week I had a BAD CTD problem while working on the K-Ship and Barrage Balloons.

Every test I ran, I NEVER had any Torpedos, and if I clicked on the buttons, CTD!

Tore EVERYTHING apart, rebuilt, re-imported. CTD!!!

New models, re UV map. CTD!!

Ummm, somewhere along the line, I had DELETED my torpedo files.

I have become Bernard.
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Old 02-02-07, 11:41 PM   #2
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There is hope. It is called BA....Bernard Anonymous. You have taken the first step. You have admitted you are a Bernard
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Old 02-02-07, 11:50 PM   #3
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Hello, My name is Bernard and I deleted all the torpedo files because I didn't
want to hurt anyone!!
I also deleted the SH3.sdl file because there were bad sounds in there!
By the way, anyone need a crew member?
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Old 02-03-07, 01:05 AM   #4
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It takes a real Bernard to admit he's a Bernard. Your courage can shine as an example for all the other Bernards out there who are afraid to admit they are a Bernard.
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Old 02-03-07, 01:22 AM   #5
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Don't show your face at the Officers Mess for at least a week, or you will have to buy us all a beer :rotfl:
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Old 02-03-07, 02:04 AM   #6
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Since my name is Darryl Bernard I'd have to say that my crew is royally screwed...heh.
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Old 02-03-07, 09:02 AM   #7
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There is hope. It is called BA....Bernard Anonymous. You have taken the first step. You have admitted you are a Bernard
How many steps in the Bernard rehab program? Twelve too many?

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There is hope. It is called BA....Bernard Anonymous. You have taken the first step. You have admitted you are a Bernard
How many steps in the Bernard rehab program? Twelve too many?

:rotfl: :rotfl:
12 is plenty
It only takes 10 to walk off the edge of the boat
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Old 02-03-07, 10:22 AM   #9
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There is hope. It is called BA....Bernard Anonymous. You have taken the first step. You have admitted you are a Bernard
How many steps in the Bernard rehab program? Twelve too many?

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12 is plenty
It only takes 10 to walk off the edge of the boat
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:rotfl: :rotfl: Great answer to the rehabilitation of the Bernard Syndrome
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