The last one to post wins!

[Fubar2Niner]

What was finally over yesterday? The day before??

[The Enigma]

For yesterday you need to come back tomorrow.
The day before yesterday isn't important.

[Rhodes]

Yes, it was!

[Fubar2Niner]

Personally I'm really looking forward to the day after tomorrow.

[Rhodes]

Personally I'm really looking forward to the day after tomorrow.

:up::salute: Deveras!

[The Enigma]

The day after tomorrow will be in the past after a week. :woot:

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/wCWr7Cr.gif

[Rhodes]

http://www.randallreilly.com/files/2013/06/the_good__the_bad_and_the_ugly_11.jpg

To see wile listening the soundtrack!

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/Tx2W6e7.gif

[STEED]

What are you lot banging on about? :06:

[The Enigma]

http://www.smartbounce.ca/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Dirty-Harry-1.jpg

[Fubar2Niner]

Well reasonably, tho the lottery win is still evading me and I'm still a million pounds short of being a millionaire. On the other hand I have four fingers and a thumb :yep:

[mapuc]

In this lottery you can only come second.

[Harvs]

No prize for second :D

[Rhodes]

:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

In the end there will be only one.

[Fubar2Niner]

One what........... Hour, minute,weekend, pint (oh god no please don't say only one pint *sniff* ) , only one train to clarksville?? One what for god sake man ????

[Jimbuna]

Me :smug:

[Rhodes]

http://treasure.diylol.com/uploads/post/image/474630/resized_connor-mccleod-meme-generator-i-said-there-can-only-be-one-bb8764.jpg

[Fubar2Niner]

Dressed like that I should bloody hope so

[Rhodes]

https://bizzam.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/clancy-brown-as-the-kurgan-in-highlander.jpg

Oh really?

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/Ja4UTbi.jpg "Regrettably, Frau Hitler, I haff examined your boy and there is indeed only one there..."

[nikimcbee]

http://i.imgur.com/cK6xsnv.png

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/QMxppHI.jpg "I'll see your melonhead and raise you a pumpkin..."

[soopaman2]

Remember when you fart, to "cut the tail off"

Whoosh your hand past the point of exit, otherwise forensic fart investigators will trace that rotten egg and and corn odor back to your posterior.

Keeping a straight face as you watch everyone else catch the smell helps too. (something I always fail at)

:rotfl2:

[STEED]

http://cdn1.theweek.co.uk/sites/theweek/files/styles/16x8_748/public/2015/06/150626-gorillamain.jpg?itok=PheoMmCd

I wonder who will win, nah who cares I got all these crazy Japanese women thinking I'm a hunk.

[Jimbuna]

Dressed like that I should bloody hope so

LOL :)

[The Enigma]

:smug:

[STEED]

Just for jim.


http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/bacon/images/c/c1/Bacon_ice.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111229231030

[Fubar2Niner]

My god man, that looks disgusting!

[Jimbuna]

Carte D'Or may tempt me :smug:

[STEED]

Carte D'Or may tempt me :smug:

Carte D'Or bacon ice cream for the classy customer. :03:

[Jeff-Groves]

You need the right bait for Jim.
http://awesomelimoride.com/images/limo_11.jpg

:D

[STEED]

You need the right bait for Jim.
http://awesomelimoride.com/images/limo_11.jpg

:D

Mobile toilet? :hmmm:

[Jeff-Groves]

That one might have one. The last Limo he 'borrowed' didn't.
:har:

[STEED]

That one might have one. The last Limo he 'borrowed' didn't.
:har:

Oh no not the fresh air stick your arse out the window! :o

[Fubar2Niner]

YAY moonie

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q95/DAPPERGRYLZ/m_e6ef4b871018e176a670b6435252394b.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/DAPPERGRYLZ/media/m_e6ef4b871018e176a670b6435252394b.jpg.html)

[Eichhörnchen]

If you're hoping I'm going to post a picture of a monkey's backside then you're mistaken.

[Fubar2Niner]

Bugger !!!

[Jimbuna]

That one might have one. The last Limo he 'borrowed' didn't.
:har:

LOL :)

[The Enigma]

I prefer a cool pint :Kaleun_Cheers:

[STEED]

I prefer a cool pint of fizzy water :Kaleun_Cheers:

A! :huh:

[Eichhörnchen]

I prefer a cool pint of fizzy water while wearing womens' clothing :Kaleun_Cheers:

I suspected as much...:hmmm:

[nikimcbee]

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm45/robtheaxist333/LolWut.jpg

[The Enigma]

https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=JN.rY77ecgQD9tvDuseIIRzbg&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0

[Fubar2Niner]

You're 'avin a giraffe !

[Jimbuna]

He's certainly got more neck than one.

[Eichhörnchen]

I prefer a cool pint of fizzy water while wearing womens' clothing and riding a giraffe :Kaleun_Cheers:
There's nothing wrong with that...:)

[STEED]

There's nothing wrong with that...:)

http://totalbeverage.net/wp-content/uploads/Kinky.jpg

[The Enigma]

LOL,

You're all just jealous.

[STEED]

LOL,

You're all just jealous.

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/007/d/f/smiley_lol_extrem__animated__by_mondspeer-d7194hs.gif#animated%20lol%20246x203

[Jimbuna]

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/007/d/f/smiley_lol_extrem__animated__by_mondspeer-d7194hs.gif#animated%20lol%20246x203

http://i.imgur.com/GkFtdH0.gif

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/0CdURQr.jpg

[The Enigma]

http://quotes.lifehack.org/media/quotes/quote-Aimee-Mann-the-knock-out-punch-is-always-the-one-200599.png

[Rhodes]

:zzz:

[The Enigma]

:zzz:

Goodnight my friend

[Fubar2Niner]

Say goodbye to the boys and girls Sooty.

[Rhodes]

Goodnight my friend
Danke, for you to!

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/IKQD1JK.jpg?1

[The Enigma]

http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/funny-sleeping-cats-15.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/kH83Yg3.jpg

[Aktungbby]

http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Slideshows/_production/ss-111216--When-My-Baby-Dreams/ss-111216-When-my-baby-dreams-SPACE.grid-4x2.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/Fz7HKH4.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Time to declare a winner folks?

[Rhodes]

Time to declare a winner folks?
By all means, Jim!

[Aktungbby]

:sign_yeah:

[Rhodes]

Double :sign_yeah:

[Aktungbby]

:sign_yeah::sign_yeah::sign_yeah:triple

[Rhodes]

triple

Oh yeah?
:sign_yeah::sign_yeah::sign_yeah::sign_yeah::sign_ yeah:

[Jimbuna]

The usual suspects :know:

[Rhodes]

Keyser Soze, oh nee!
http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/2012/07/19/usual-suspects-kaiser.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/1vMJtuO.jpg

[Aktungbby]

http://i.imgur.com/1vMJtuO.jpgPOWER TENDS TO CORRUPT AND ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY! --lord Acton http://tightrope.cc/catalog/images/HITLER-SMILEY-STICKER.jpg (http://tightrope.cc/catalog/cardsstickers-20-hitler-smiley-face-stickers-p-362.html):O:

[The Enigma]

Let's all agree.

I'm the winner!!! :shucks:

[Rhodes]

Oki!

[mapuc]

I think the winner should be...(Put your name here).....

Markus

[vienna]

I demand a recount!!...


<O>

[Sailor Steve]

One...




Two...




Three...

This may take awhile.

[Rhodes]

One...




Two...




Three...



Al Toguéda Nau!

[Jimbuna]

Seven...


Eight...


Nine...

[STEED]

This is not a post your sky high sniffing toilet duck! :O:

[soopaman2]

You ever get a footcramp, you know, the ones that curl your freaking toes up?

I am sure you have... You ever get one while on a highway at 65 MPH?

Kind of hard to walk it off, so you play a game of slamming your foot into the floorboard, while trying to control the gas with your off foot.

People are passing you, and you look like a complete jack ass, stamping your foot with a paint contorted face.

[The Enigma]

You ever get a footcramp, you know, the ones that curl your freaking toes up?

I am sure you have... You ever get one while on a highway at 65 MPH?

Kind of hard to walk it off, so you play a game of slamming your foot into the floorboard, while trying to control the gas with your off foot.

People are passing you, and you look like a complete jack ass, stamping your foot with a paint contorted face.

Great explanation to tell a policeman who stops you for speeding :rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

You ever get a footcramp, you know, the ones that curl your freaking toes up?

I am sure you have... You ever get one while on a highway at 65 MPH?

Kind of hard to walk it off, so you play a game of slamming your foot into the floorboard, while trying to control the gas with your off foot.

People are passing you, and you look like a complete jack ass, stamping your foot with a paint contorted face.

A speeding ticket and a licence endorsement almost always alleviates the symptoms.

[The Enigma]

https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=JN.Bn%2f4imbPxxlwFIVmRmd5ew&pid=15.1

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/2FgNOc1.jpg "We'd just bite his arse..."

[Aktungbby]

https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=JN.Bn%2f4imbPxxlwFIVmRmd5ew&pid=15.1 And I said "LEAD...you lose!":D

[The Enigma]

Keep dreaming :arrgh!:

[Aktungbby]

Keep dreaming :arrgh!:

NO! https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fd/Red_camera_eye.svg/220px-Red_camera_eye.svg.png (https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/File:Red_camera_eye.svg):smug:

[Rhodes]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ARJ8cAGm6JE/maxresdefault.jpg

I'm the winner HAL!

[mapuc]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARJ8cAGm6JE

[Wolferz]

Should be:
First one to post loses.
And then came a long string of losers...
Like Lemmings over a cliff.:timeout:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/yP9UXJp.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vaEdAfv.jpg

[STEED]

Cliff Richard & The Young Ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGOU0o9K89g

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/MRxITwa.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Cliff Richard & The Young Ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGOU0o9K89g

You still visit him at home STED? :hmm2::hmm2::hmm2:

[The Enigma]

Time to post my message in here... :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Indeed

[The Enigma]

You are sooo predictable :O:

[STEED]

Too busy eating a bacon chicken pie to post anymore....:)

[The Enigma]

Then don't post :D

[STEED]

Finished now where was I? :hmmm:

[mapuc]

Some one was talking about Bacon

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/engineered-nutricious-and-delicious-algae-tastes-bacon

Markus

[Rhodes]

:yeah:

[STEED]

Seaweed bacon! :o

What next chocolate? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Seaweed bacon! :o

What next chocolate? :hmmm:

Crabs

[Sailor Steve]

Chocolate-covered crabs?

You first!

[Rhodes]

Chocolate-covered crabs?

You first!
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/eNIOy4gJTGA/maxresdefault.jpg

[mapuc]

Seaweed bacon! :o

What next chocolate? :hmmm:

I prefer the original-the bacon who comes from the pig.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/pBQ1nT6.png

[The Enigma]

https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=JN.wAS3%2b17bLMzh9vDpaHqOkg&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0

[STEED]

https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=JN.wAS3%2b17bLMzh9vDpaHqOkg&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0

Bacon butty...Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Harvs]

Cant beat a haggis and chip butty :yeah:

[The Enigma]

or a steak

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/cGMqF4c.png "I'd like to speak to you about crabs..."

[Jimbuna]

or a steak

Rare, medium or well done?

[Rhodes]

Rare, medium or well done?

Chef choice!

[STEED]

This post is bought to you by..No one is in sod off.

[vienna]

Cant beat a haggis and chip butty :yeah:

Well, you can beat haggis, but it still won't be any more palatable...


<O>

[The Enigma]

I'm getting hungry.

[mapuc]

Last weekend I saw an old classic movie and every time a known sentence was said-this thread jumped up in my head.

"There can only be one"

Markus

[The Enigma]

You better start watching a movie with a more realistic plot. :arrgh!:

[mapuc]

You better start watching a movie with a more realistic plot. :arrgh!:

The only movie with 100 % realistic plot is Das Boot.

the rest is "Americanized"(if you understand what I mean)

Markus

[vienna]

The only movie with 100 % realistic plot is Das Boot.

the rest is "Americanized"(if you understand what I mean)

Markus

What, you don't like our "improvements"?...


<O>

[Fubar2Niner]

'Up telescope'

[mapuc]

What, you don't like our "improvements"?...


<O>

Let me put it this way

I'm afraid of what kind of Das Boot we will see when the remake is released after it has gone through the "hollywoods-way-of-realisme"

Markus

[Rhodes]

Let me put it this way

I'm afraid of what kind of Das Boot we will see when the remake is released after it has gone through the "hollywoods-way-of-realisme"

Markus


U-572 (sequel to U-571):woot:

[The Enigma]

reminds me of SH5, a bad remake of SH3

[Jimbuna]

'Up telescope'

Far more palatable than 'Up yours' :)

[STEED]

Far more palatable than 'Up yours' :)

Up yours Cameron, coming soon this winter by BossMark films.

Just got time to do the popcorn and chill the beers. :D

[The Enigma]

Dive, dive, dive ..... (down periscope)

[STEED]

Dive, dive, dive ..... (down periscope)

No no no no..woman over the road is naked! Corrrr

2 minutes on..

OK now you can, shes just got dressed.

[The Enigma]

Darn, I've missed that show :88)

[STEED]

Darn, I've missed that show :88)

Shows at around 5am and any where from 9-11pm Mon-Fri. Week ends best stakeout your spot for a eye full. All shows free..:o :03:

[Fubar2Niner]

Shows at around 5am and any where from 9-11pm Mon-Fri. Week ends best stakeout your spot for a eye full. All shows free..:o :03:

Any chance of a live webcam broadcast mate ;)

[STEED]

Any chance of a live webcam broadcast mate ;)

:har: :har: :har: :har: :har: :har: :har:

[The Enigma]

:o:haha:

[STEED]

Good morning world :sunny:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/VeACyof.jpg "What's good about it?"

[STEED]

http://i.imgur.com/VeACyof.jpg "What's good about it?"


This...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVuYYJCj3Rg

Who said Arnie was a bad ass with no sense of humour.

All right it was the best I could come up with in under a minute of reading your post. :rotfl2:

[Rhodes]

Video not available....:stare:

[Jimbuna]

:hmm2:

[Fubar2Niner]

Works here, I'd like to see him terminate those bloody meerkats tho :arrgh!:

[STEED]

Video not available....:stare:

Youtube must be banned in your country. :03:


Works here, I'd like to see him terminate those bloody meerkats tho :arrgh!:

:har: :har: :har: :har:

[The Enigma]

No Steed, no, You can't be the last one :woot:

[Fubar2Niner]

Of course he can ! Bugger that makes me the last one ;)

[The Enigma]

Indeed.
No wait, that's not true... :woot:

[Eichhörnchen]

Because it's me...

[STEED]

No Steed, no, You can't be the last one :woot:

Bam...:O:

[Rhodes]

Youtube must be banned in your country. :03:


:stare::stare::stare::stare::stare:

Because it's me...

:huh:

http://r25.imgfast.net/users/2517/40/48/92/smiles/2418298.gif

[Fubar2Niner]

Because it's me...

Ahaaaa... But at what price young jedi ?

[mapuc]

You are the last to one to post in each thread....until another person write something.

Markus

[Fubar2Niner]

Very profound mate.

[vienna]

Very profound mate.

So, if a last post is posted and there is no one there to read it, is it really a last post... :hmmm:


<O>

[Fubar2Niner]

Not until the bugler plays.
https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/by5dqTpXd8k4414TDmGDAw--/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2g9MTAyNDtxPTk1O3c9MTI4MA--/http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Royal_Marine_Playing_The_Last_Post_in_Afghanistan_ MOD_45154666.jpg/1280px-Royal_Marine_Playing_The_Last_Post_in_Afghanistan_ MOD_45154666.jpg

[mapuc]

So, if a last post is posted and there is no one there to read it, is it really a last post... :hmmm:


<O>


Yep, that is until some one dig the old zombie-thread up and write a comment

Markus

[Fubar2Niner]

zombies!!!!????........... Run for the hills I tell e

[vienna]

Zombies? But, "She's Not There"...


<O>

[The Enigma]

remember that song
"Don't be afraid in the dark"

[Aktungbby]

Not until the bugler plays.
https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/by5dqTpXd8k4414TDmGDAw--/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2g9MTAyNDtxPTk1O3c9MTI4MA--/http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0c/Royal_Marine_Playing_The_Last_Post_in_Afghanistan_ MOD_45154666.jpg/1280px-Royal_Marine_Playing_The_Last_Post_in_Afghanistan_ MOD_45154666.jpg
I believe that is a trumpet https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9d/Trumpet_1.jpg/250px-Trumpet_1.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Trumpet_1.jpg) or coronethttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/Cornet-Bb-large.jpg/250px-Cornet-Bb-large.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cornet-Bb-large.jpg) A bugler simply bugles; no valves using only his player's https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/Bugle-rhside-large-1-.jpg/220px-Bugle-rhside-large-1-.jpg (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bugle-rhside-large-1-.jpg)EMBOUCHURE...:Kaleun_Salivating: that said:


should U meet a lovely strumpet with a trumpet...by all means employ a little embouchure and B the Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B :O: (WARNING_NOT PC) http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xx4wr2_boogie-woogie-bugle-boy-of-company-b-1941-walter-lantz-productions_shortfilms (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xx4wr2_boogie-woogie-bugle-boy-of-company-b-1941-walter-lantz-productions_shortfilms) http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-L7ybvvc0x-g/TqLRcYwJFCI/AAAAAAAALow/tGTboqvB9Ag/s1600/Lilliput207.jpg

[The Enigma]

Next, the guy was strangled...

[STEED]

http://www.themoviescene.co.uk/reviews/_img/1296-2.jpg

I'm the last man take that you night time rabble.

[Rhodes]

Do you fancy a bowl?
http://i.imgur.com/82KeE0v.png

[Fubar2Niner]

https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/4yNzwkBsnevpBDs.JlDaCQ--/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2g9NDQzO3E9OTU7dz0yOTQ-/http://pablochiste.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/27301-big_butt.jpg

I think not............. Oh sorry , you said bowl ;)

[Eichhörnchen]

Did I tell you about my colonoscopy?

[Jimbuna]

No thank you, don't bother.

[Harvs]

Did I tell you about my colonoscopy?

tip...when visiting the doctor for a prostate exam make sure both his hands are not on your shoulders. :o

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/OWeBDTI.jpg?3 No problem: when I had that, he was doing this...

[Aktungbby]

tip...when visiting the doctor for a prostate exam make sure both his hands are not on your shoulders. :o

http://i.imgur.com/OWeBDTI.jpg?3 No problem: when I had that, he was doing this...https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/men-virtual_reality-doctors-medical_exams-medical_examinations-physician-mbcn691_low.jpg (https://www.cartoonstock.com/cartoonview.asp?catref=mbcn691):D

[vienna]

Not until the bugler plays.


So, are you saying you're "tapped out"?...


<O>

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/D4cQoin.jpg

I am his dream therapist, and I think this one represents a time when the oceans have finally closed over the land, and that last man to post has run out of puff and slipped beneath the waves.

[Fubar2Niner]

Ahhh..... Reminds me of my little pony

[Rhodes]

Ahhh..... Reminds me of my little pony

Didn't we had a thread about them?:hmm2::hmm2::hmm2:

[mapuc]

Didn't we had a thread about them?:hmm2::hmm2::hmm2:

Threads about my little pony ?

was it a awww-thread or a

How to make a delicious meal of my little pony-thread ?

[Eichhörnchen]

Neither, it was about bloody unicorns...

[STEED]

https://moonwolves.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/cross-of-iron04.jpg

I WIN NOW GIVE ME MY IRON CROSS.

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/JWRf6GM.jpg
"Then I will show you, where the Iron Crosses grow."

[The Enigma]

http://medias.unifrance.org/medias/4/239/61188/format_page/louis-de-funes.jpg

Don't believe him, I'm the expert when it comes to the iron cross

[Fubar2Niner]

Rubbish

https://s.yimg.com/fz/api/res/1.2/yX1b_jRWpGvkSVC1.OYRZw--/YXBwaWQ9c3JjaGRkO2g9MjgwO3E9OTU7dz0yODA-/http://image.spreadshirt.net/image-server/v1/compositions/4530883/views/1,width=280,height=280,appearanceId=63.png/crossed-irons_design.png

[Rhodes]

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/cartoonnetwork/images/c/cc/Comrade_Red.png/revision/latest?cb=20150104031113
Indeed!

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/ywhOaIQ.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/z186zN3.jpg "Then I'd suggest you have a re-think..."

[mapuc]

http://i.imgur.com/ywhOaIQ.jpg

No need of a last word-if one has the key.

[Fubar2Niner]

Which key?

The key of life, the key to the door, my car keys? Which key mate, enlighten us in the name of Blue Peter !

[mapuc]

Which key?

The key of life, the key to the door, my car keys? Which key mate, enlighten us in the name of Blue Peter !

The one and only key needed-the key to this thread


Markus

[Jimbuna]

The one and only key needed-the key to this thread


Markus

Oh, that key....I have that :smug:

[mapuc]

So now you know it

Behave-eat your porridge and your vegetables, do your homework, listen to what you parents tell you to do and be nice to other and each other.

Otherwise

Jim will close this thread and there will be no more fun

Just for your information

Markus

[Rhodes]

Thank you!:up:

[Harvs]

http://i.imgur.com/Y1O0Own.gif?1

[Jimbuna]

Yep....that's right.

[Rhodes]

:sunny:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/2qvS2Db.jpg With one of these you could stay one step ahead of the last one to post:)

[Rhodes]

Time Shed, uh...:hmmm:
I have a Time Capsule!

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2396906566/x7e5mhdwu1pmorduok3z.png

[Aktungbby]

^ME TOO!:smug:http://assets.dornob.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/ghost-sidewalk-street-woman.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

^
^
Time Shed beats Tardis: you can carry out light-engineering on a lathe in your shed, as well as keep your bike and all your garden stuff in it. You can also hang bird-boxes on the outside, which would look stupid on a Tardis.

[Rhodes]

But I can have a garden with a Time Shed inside a TARDIS! :O:

[Eichhörnchen]

Bugger!:/\\!!

[The Enigma]

Where did my garden went to.... :haha:

[Rhodes]

Oh my garden, my garden, My kingdom for a garden!

[mapuc]

Oh my garden, my garden, My kingdom for a garden!


Here's a song about a certain garden for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO4wcNVbYOQ

Markus

[Rhodes]

Ahahha!:haha:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/nqvYLYv.jpg I hope you get these in your garden.

[Jimbuna]

My garden is no longer a home for grass.

[vienna]

Even you got busted?...


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[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/dddM0e7.jpg The garden inside Catfish's head

[STEED]

I do not want to win so some one bloody post a comment now!

[mapuc]

I do not want to win so some one bloody post a comment now!

Either do I

So keep on posting my friends

[vienna]

Either do I

So keep on posting my friends

So, it's come to "the next to last post that doesn't win, wins"? Was this run past the International Last One to Post Wins! (ILOPW) Committee?...


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[mapuc]

So, it's come to "the next to last post that doesn't win, wins"? Was this run past the International Last One to Post Wins! (ILOPW) Committee?...


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Let me give you a hint.

This one-man committee is bribe-able and are happy for cakes, candy and the right type of bee-(If I'm not wrong it's something with Newcastle)

Markus

[vienna]

Let me give you a hint.

This one-man committee is bribe-able and are happy for cakes, candy and the right type of bee-(If I'm not wrong it's something with Newcastle)

Markus

One man committee? I always knew you were totalitarian at heart... :haha:

...and bribable? Work for FIFA, do you?...


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[Harvs]

Australia has more chance of winning the cricket than i have of winning this post.

[Rhodes]

So Australia is not a cricket power?:hmmm:

[Harvs]

After last night you would not think so :/\\!!

[Jimbuna]

Australia has more chance of winning the cricket than i have of winning this post.

Nope....they've just lost.

[mapuc]

On man committee? I always knew you were totalitarian at heart... :haha:

...and bribable? Work for FIFA, do you?...


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Haha-it's not me.

[STEED]

Who cares about cricket its a toffs sport. :O:

[Eichhörnchen]

Harvs you're a proper toff, you are:)

[Harvs]

I have been called many things in my life but never a toff, i am quite taken aback, i shall have to inform mumsy of this after i finish my quail eggs on crumpets. :smug:

[Eichhörnchen]

If you were a toff then you'd call her "Mater", like what Steed does his mum.

[Rhodes]

I have been called many things in my life but never a toff, i am quite taken aback, i shall have to inform mumsy of this after i finish my quail eggs on crumpets. :smug:

O QUÊ? (learn portuguese)!

[Harvs]

Bugger it!! Back to Eton for me then what what what

[STEED]

This is not a post your on a sherbet dip trip.

http://www.eventprophire.com/_images/products/large/Sherbet_Dip_Prop_03_-_P.jpg

Stand by to see stars and rainbows any second now.

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/0jd5ILt.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/0Shyl74.jpg

[Rhodes]

http://i.imgur.com/0F5cbkM.jpg?1

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/pd6S9d1.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/okuPgni.png

[Rhodes]

http://commentphotos.com/gallery/CommentPhotos.com_1392062814.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/tRGPbhg.jpg

[STEED]

Look I really don't want to win, you can stuff it up your jumper. :haha:

[mapuc]

Did some one mention jumper ?

jump-what if you could in a second-jump to a place anywhere in the world-where would you jump to ?

I would jump to several places in USA. Not every minutes, I would stay at one place for a week or so and then jump to the next place.


Markus

[Eichhörnchen]

You might find a Time Shed comes in handy. Did I mention Time Sheds?

http://i.imgur.com/2qvS2Db.jpg

When you travel back and forth in time and space, you do find yourself repeating yourself... yourself. Also you sometimes find that you are back where you were before, before you even got there in the first place.

[ikalugin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0fwa12ARxY

[Rhodes]

You might find a Time Shed comes in handy. Did I mention Time Sheds?

http://i.imgur.com/2qvS2Db.jpg

When you travel back and forth in time and space, you do find yourself repeating yourself... yourself. Also you sometimes find that you are back where you were before, before you even got there in the first place.

http://www.personal.psu.edu/afr3/blogs/siowfa13/DejaVu.jpg

[STEED]

You might find a Time Shed comes in handy. Did I mention Time Sheds?

http://i.imgur.com/2qvS2Db.jpg

When you travel back and forth in time and space, you do find yourself repeating yourself... yourself. Also you sometimes find that you are back where you were before, before you even got there in the first place.

All hog wash, now X-Ray specs that is something you can go for. :D

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ouxxa0eFam8/SwdWTdRRwXI/AAAAAAAAGEs/lZ68hD7sARs/s1600/xray_specs.jpg

[Catfish]

http://i.imgur.com/2qvS2Db.jpg


Wow, i like that!
Are they still sold?

I am less interested in time travel, but the second point from the bottom .. :oops: :03:

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/HOKflby.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

All hog wash, now X-Ray specs that is something you can go for. :D

Hang on... didn't Tango get a pair of these? I reckon I know what happened to him now: he put 'em on and disappeared.

[STEED]

Hang on... didn't Tango get a pair of these? I reckon I know what happened to him now: he put 'em on and disappeared.

Nah that would take invisible ink. :)

Wait a minute....

http://rs1img.memecdn.com/invisible-ink_o_222030.jpg

[Jimbuna]

^ When you hear the door closing behind it.

[STEED]

^ When you hear the door closing behind it.

http://community.us.playstation.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/11389iBA8B4415528A5218/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1

[vienna]

http://www.personal.psu.edu/afr3/blogs/siowfa13/DejaVu.jpg


Deja vu? It's been done already...


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[Eichhörnchen]

I could've sworn it had too... odd, that :hmmm:

[STEED]

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2011/10/111028_EX_ghostFW.jpg.CROP.original-original.jpg

[STEED]

Too busy to run...

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/3/6/1362599991246/Bacon-sandwich-009.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Running is pointless...

http://i.imgur.com/z3eyFtk.jpg

[Aktungbby]

Running is pointless...

INDEED!:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e3/Scotland_Forever%21.jpg/1280px-Scotland_Forever%21.jpgYou'll
just die tired! :03:

[Rhodes]

Risk!

[Jimbuna]

There usually is.

[vienna]

It seems to be a law of nature, inflexible and inexorable, that those who will not risk cannot win.

John Paul Jones
I will risk saying I have won...


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