The last one to post wins!

[Jimbuna]

Well my first system is still going strong.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1803/knackeredpc.jpg

[Spiced_Rum]

Yep, when you take good care of a PC it will just keep on running.

[Jimbuna]

Keyboards can be a little different

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS6GbL2KsbsgREsQfh5a2LKwgTFBcYA5 aZ621mPv22_o8FeqoqQ (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=smashed%2Bkeyboard&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=8zXIDkj0IvdQOM&tbnid=1dVrcHlUuZ9_bM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.typeint.com%2Ftyper%2F&ei=7DvEUaaLFO-b1AWfyoCgAQ&bvm=bv.48293060,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNGIFmX3DI6jLFLMdGOwoXk50Du0wg&ust=1371901270240938)

[Spiced_Rum]

The keyboard looks OK, but the monitor may need a bit of a clean.

[Jimbuna]

Right on it.

[Red October1984]

You could get a can of air.... :hmmm:

[The Enigma]

indeed...

[Red October1984]

And there's always tech support. They can help you with anything if you can understand them. :timeout:

[Spiced_Rum]

Yeah, but tech support do not have a free phone number.

[The Enigma]

Someone needs to gain money from it, why not tech support?

[Jimbuna]

The phone company always score.

[Spiced_Rum]

And make me mad being kept on hold listening to muzak played on an old electic synthesizer.

[STEED]

HA HA HA HA...Take that.

Ring me and you get it. :har:

[Spiced_Rum]

Reminds me of the story about a customer calling IT support because their computer was not working... the punchline being a powercut at the customer's house. Some customers are just that stupid.

[Red October1984]

Reminds me of the story about a customer calling IT support because their computer was not working... the punchline being a powercut at the customer's house. Some customers are just that stupid.

Hello? Tech Support? My computer won't work....and neither will my lights, garage door, TV, phone.....wait...

oh.... :timeout:

[Spiced_Rum]

I have a remote control for my garage door, my wife. Not always the fastest method of getting the door open, especially when I come home late and have to wait for her to wake up and come downstairs. This means that I do not have to worry about getting wet when it rains. Just beep the horn, and sit back and wait for the garage door to open. It automatically closes as well. :03:

[The Enigma]

@Spiced_Rum
It's a joke, right? :o

[Spiced_Rum]

It is just a cost effective and simple solution to opening the garage door. It always works, unlike when the batteries in a remote door opener are flat.

[Jimbuna]

I have a remote control for my garage door, my wife. Not always the fastest method of getting the door open, especially when I come home late and have to wait for her to wake up and come downstairs. This means that I do not have to worry about getting wet when it rains. Just beep the horn, and sit back and wait for the garage door to open. It automatically closes as well. :03:

Identical system down at the Buna ranch.

[The Enigma]

Then I can only conclude that this is unconditional love :88)

[Spiced_Rum]

A fair division of chores. I mow the lawn and she hoovers the carpets. The lady keeps the home and the man is the Silent Hunter!

[Sailor Steve]

I don't have a wife. Or a garage. I have a door.

[Cybermat47]

I don't have a wife. Or a garage. I have a door.

Doors are FUN.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Door

[mapuc]

Are we talking about ordinary doors or
The Doors?

Markus

[Sailor Steve]

Maybe the door into summer.

[Spiced_Rum]

After 3 months I have finally oiled the hinges on the bedroom door to stop the squeeking. I still cannot return to port (i.e. the bed) un-noticed in the small hours because the floorboards are like a minefield and creak too much and give away my position.

[Jimbuna]

Bathroom door needs similar treatment...not that I can get in very often having a wife and daughter at home.

[Spiced_Rum]

Bathroom door needs similar treatment...not that I can get in very often having a wife and daughter at home.

I found that taking the door off its hinges solves both issues; no more squeaking hinges and the ladies do not linger in the bathroom.

[mapuc]

The only reason to why I take my toilet door of, is to prevent others to take a peek through the keyhole

Markus

[STEED]

Bathroom door needs similar treatment...not that I can get in very often having a wife and daughter at home.

Got a outside bog jim?

[Jimbuna]

Got a outside bog jim?

Yes about 40 years ago when I was a kid :)

[The Enigma]

The only reason to why I take my toilet door of, is to prevent others to take a peek through the keyhole

Markus

:haha::haha:

[Jimbuna]

The only reason to why I take my toilet door of, is to prevent others to take a peek through the keyhole

Markus

http://htomc.dns2go.com/anim/anim/PEEPHOLE.GIF http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/1654/men61.gif

[The Enigma]

Hmm, not my taste.
I'm more into naked women :smug:

[mapuc]

The Enigma here's your beautiful woman

http://i1235.photobucket.com/albums/ff440/mapuc/942927_590048647684881_1511613484_n.jpg

[The Enigma]

Sorry Mapuc, but I can't see a woman on that picture.

[mapuc]

Sorry Mapuc, but I can't see a woman on that picture.

what do you see?

Markus

[Jimbuna]

Too hideous to describe :o

[Spiced_Rum]

Feminists calling for a female Doctor Who have clearly misunderstood the point. He's a doctor, not a nurse! :har:

[Rhodes]

Feminists calling for a female Doctor Who have clearly misunderstood the point. He's a doctor, not a nurse! :har:

:har::har::har:

By the way, in the comedy sketch with Richard Grant, didn't the doctor turn in to a women once?

[Sailor Steve]

:har::har::har:

By the way, in the comedy sketch with Richard Grant, didn't the doctor turn in to a women once?
And Rowan Atkinson, and Hugh Grant, and Jonathan Pryce as the Master. Yes, the Doctor ended up turning into Joanna Lumley. Great sendup. :rock:

[Rhodes]

And Rowan Atkinson, and Hugh Grant, and Jonathan Pryce as the Master. Yes, the Doctor ended up turning into Joanna Lumley. Great sendup. :rock:

Exactly, I tried to find the clip on youtube to post but didn't. She stay with the Master didn't she? :rotfl2::woot:
Loved when Richard Grant says that he loves the companion because she was the only he's got!:haha:

[Sailor Steve]

she was the only he's got!:haha:
She was the only companion he's "had". In English "had" can have more than one meaning... :sunny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do-wDPoC6GM

[Rhodes]

She was the only companion he's "had". In English "had" can have more than one meaning... :sunny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do-wDPoC6GM

That's it! I was talking from memory and it was some time now since I last see the clip!

[The Enigma]

http://www.keepcalmcarryon.me.uk/shop/thumbnail/1552300886449378/dig-on-for-victory-vintage-poster/

[Red October1984]

Just when you thought.... :03:

[Pisces]

Well, I don't think ...

[Spiced_Rum]

If you are not living on the edge then you are taking up too much space.:hmm2:

[Red October1984]

If you are not living on the edge then you are taking up too much space.:hmm2:

Not a bad quote. :03:

[The Enigma]

Who thought that I was thinking that...

[frau kaleun]

I think, therefore I post.

OTOH sometimes I sits and thinks and sometimes I just sits.

[Sailor Steve]

But so many post without thinking.

As The Doctor once said, "I think, therefore I win."

[Red October1984]

But so many post without thinking.

Like THIS GUY!

I'm better now I think than I was last month. :doh:

As The Doctor once said, "I think, therefore I win."

Sure that wasn't Charlie Sheen? :hmmm:

[mapuc]

Don't know why, but it seems that I think more clearly, when I'm sitting on the toilet

Markus

[Platapus]

Cogito, ergo sum, cogito?

[Red October1984]

Don't know why, but it seems that I think more clearly, when I'm sitting on the toilet

Markus

....or in front of an open refrigerator or in the shower.

[Sailor Steve]

I'm better now I think than I was last month. :doh:
I'd say worse

Sure that wasn't Charlie Sheen? :hmmm:
What?

[Red October1984]

I'd say worse

Really? Are you messing with me now? :hmmm:

What?

Charlie Sheen....winning?

[Sailor Steve]

Really? Are you messing with me now? :hmmm:
Yes and no.

Charlie Sheen....winning?
Did he say that somewhere?

[Red October1984]

Yes and no.

Well....the thinking before I post is probably the same....but I've held back on certain threads.

It's been a bit since the last screw-up. :03:

Did he say that somewhere?

Yeah. I don't remember the exact quote though.

[mapuc]

....or in front of an open refrigerator or in the shower.

Heard it on a stand-up show

He(can't remember his name) said:
Not exactly correct words

The only time I think better, is when I'm sitting on the toilet, it's the only time the air have a free way to my brain

I remembered that I was laughing so much, that I couldn't catch my breath.

Markus

[Red October1984]

Heard it on a stand-up show

He(can't remember his name) said:
Not exactly correct words

The only time I think better, is when I'm sitting on the toilet, it's the only time the air have a free way to my brain

I remembered that I was laughing so much, that I couldn't catch my breath.

I've heard similar things before.

I listen to a lot of comedians on Pandora radio. :yeah: Really helps you cheer up after a bad day.

[Jimbuna]

I'd say worse



Could be your 'mate' and a secondary account :03:

[Spiced_Rum]

Sitting on a toilet lets you reflect on life... the effort you spent earning the money that you are now flushing away, your past had a bright future but today it is just crap.:hmmm:

[The Enigma]

That's what you think.

I'm sure that as long as we keep on thinking nothing will ever happen.

[Jimbuna]

Thoughts are usually less costly than actions.

[The Enigma]

Hmmm, think again. :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Can't afford too.

[nikimcbee]

80k spam blitz to close the "buna gap.":haha:

[Jimbuna]

80k spam blitz to close the "buna gap.":haha:

Time for something a little more intelligent...a beer.

[Spiced_Rum]

Time for something a little more intelligent...a beer.

or two.

[Jimbuna]

Make that three...

http://www.crimeshots.com/forums/images/smilies/cttequila_e0.gif

[nikimcbee]

Hey! No math in this thread!:dead:

[nikimcbee]

oops, pushed wrong button.

[Spiced_Rum]

1+2=3, 2+2=4, 2+3=many, many+many=lots:wah:

[nikimcbee]

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/07/08/Texas-Gov-Perry-wont-seek-re-election-in-2014

So Neal....Whaddya say? You can run subsim, you can pretty much run anything.:hmmm: Resume writes itself right there.


Personally, I think She should run.:hmmm::D

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http://www.bizpacreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/sheila-jackson-lee1.jpg

[STEED]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111023142315/blackadder/images/0/0f/Woobal.jpg

I have gone barking mad. :O:

[nikimcbee]

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/07/08/Texas-Gov-Perry-wont-seek-re-election-in-2014

So Neal....Whaddya say? You can run subsim, you can pretty much run anything.:hmmm: Resume writes itself right there.


Personally, I think She should run.:hmmm::D

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http://www.bizpacreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/sheila-jackson-lee1.jpg

dammit, this isn't a new thread!:/\\!!

[nikimcbee]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111023142315/blackadder/images/0/0f/Woobal.jpg

I have gone barking mad. :O:

I believe your photo goes in the "bio" thread.
thnx.

[Jimbuna]

Autobiography more like :hmm2:

[STEED]

I'm too mad to fix it.


BEEP

[Rhodes]

http://www.cardinalfang.net/episodes/season_two/images/semprini.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://www.sott.net/image/image/s1/35405/full/Trololo.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=trololo&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=J-IDJnixmo7H-M&tbnid=gaF0dJRiXoU-MM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sott.net%2Farticle%2F206115-Satire-World-Bank-official-says-change-Trillion-to-Trololo-to-Hide-Extent-of-US-National-Debt&ei=ztvbUYfcNOqW0AWDgYGoCQ&bvm=bv.48705608,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNFZiKmzWUtSz98gYyM9K8pnHlnP8w&ust=1373449539784003)

[Rhodes]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/361658/thumbs/s-FAMILY-GUY-TROLOLO-large300.jpg

[The Enigma]

http://capitalcitygrace.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Worship-God-Christian-Background.jpg

For all who have sinned by posting after me, I forgive you all.
Leave this thread behind as it is now and I'll will send though my blessings.

[Jimbuna]

No thanks :shifty:

[Cybermat47]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111023142315/blackadder/images/0/0f/Woobal.jpg

I have gone barking mad. :O:

Wibble wibble, wibble w****e wibble, wibble wibble wibble! :stare:

[Jimbuna]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7y7ujsg0g1qfo3ndo1_250.gif

[The Enigma]

No thanks :shifty:

I forgive you my son. :arrgh!:

[nikimcbee]

For all who have sinned by posting after me, I forgive you all.
Leave this thread behind as it is now and I'll will send though my blessings.

There is only one god.
Buna akhbar!!!

:Kaleun_Mad::Kaleun_Mad::Kaleun_Mad:

[Fubar2Niner]

God save the Jim.... God save the Jim !!!

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Pisces]

To me Jimbudha seems more fitting than a god of other beliefs.

[The Enigma]

Do you believe everything Jim says? :timeout:

[Jimbuna]

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3464/thgenie9hyoj8.gif

[Red October1984]

To me Jimbudha seems more fitting than a god of other beliefs.

Jimbudha. :rotfl2:

That's a good one....but I don't want to rub his belly...

[Rhodes]

Insha' Buna!

[Jimbuna]

King Buna will do quite nicely http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/werewolfking.gif

:smug:

[Fubar2Niner]

Good evening your majesticfullness :salute:

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[STEED]

King Buna will do quite nicely http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/werewolfking.gif

:smug:

Snooty sod!

Time for a revolution and :/\\chop

[Jimbuna]

Snooty sod!

Time for a revolution and :/\\chop

http://xylo.xy.ohost.de/images/smilies/36_5_8.gif

[The Enigma]

That was a very short life span for being a king :D

[STEED]

The King is dead long live the flatcaps.

The Toffs are dead long live the flatcaps.

Beer for all flatcaps.

[Red October1984]

The King is dead long live the flatcaps.

The Toffs are dead long live the flatcaps.

Beer for all flatcaps.

Flatcaps?

Must be a British thing because all I can think of is:

http://famewatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/justin-bieber.jpg

[Spiced_Rum]

This is a flat cap. Andy Capp (with a silent first H) who drinks beer, does not work, and spends his time in the bar or watching soccer.

353

354

[STEED]

British thing...More so in North England.

http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00sBGTWrvtJibh/Summer-Flat-Hat-12D081225-.jpg

[Red October1984]

This is a flat cap. Andy Capp (with a silent first H) who drinks beer, does not work, and spends his time in the bar or watching soccer.

Ah...I see. :03:

[STEED]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/lancashire/voices2005/images/flat_cap203.jpg

I don't believe it!...

[Spiced_Rum]

And down South... worn for outdoor pursuits

356

355

[Jimbuna]

Looking for the thread lock button :hmm2:

[Spiced_Rum]

That is one way of winning.

[STEED]

Looking for the thread lock button :hmm2:

Thats cheating!

[Jimbuna]

Thats cheating!

Don't you just love it? :)

[STEED]

:har::har::har::har:

[Red October1984]

Thats cheating!

He's done it before...

I remember exactly where I was on that fateful day....

[Jimbuna]

http://www.upload-your-life.com/files/0xek9ip4bplpdsintfq1.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=ecky+thump&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=fiM6Lnipef5EWM&tbnid=B6x2fuI0oAwy6M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.slyck.com%2Fforums%2Fviewtopi c.php%3Fp%3D556006&ei=DtbfUcndNu3L0AXiooGwCQ&bvm=bv.48705608,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNGa4AnsziD10pyHu49-N7RLybetEg&ust=1373710205806034)

[The Enigma]

In before lock :har:

[Red October1984]

In before lock :har:

Me too!

[mapuc]

I can't be away for a few days without someone gets high thought of him self and thinks he's a God. I do not know what is worse, that he believe he's a God or that he have convinced many others that he is a God.

Markus

[The Enigma]

Me too!
You are just in time. :haha:

[Spiced_Rum]

Lock stock and two smoking barrels.

[Jimbuna]

You are just in time. :haha:

LOL :):03:

[Spiced_Rum]

Still open?

[Red October1984]

Still open?

As of now... :hmmm:

[Fubar2Niner]

Good morning world

[Rhodes]

Good moaning Fubar!

[Jimbuna]

Good morning and a mighty fine day for a test match :smug:

[Rhodes]

Good morning and a mighty fine day for a test match :smug:

"Grilos?" or eleven dumb people chasing a spherical thingy?.

[Jimbuna]

"Grilos?" or eleven dumb people chasing a spherical thingy?.

Just a game that is currently being watched on tv by millions.

[Rhodes]

Just a game that is currently being watched on tv by millions.

Notting here on TV!

[Red October1984]

I don't have British TV.... :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Notting here on TV!

You stick to the game of golf and you'll do just fine :O:

[Rhodes]

You stick to the game of golf and you'll do just fine :O:

Don't like it! :O:

[Jimbuna]

So what would be popular on tv in your country?

[Rhodes]

So what would be popular on tv in your country?

Football, as in your! And other stuff!

[Jimbuna]

There must be more than football surely?

What about golf...you've some world class courses over there?

[Rhodes]

Popular TV is a broad term, since (IMO) every country will have that concept and depending also what the people wants to see or likes.
This year here, since Fev one of the non-cable channels (our 4 channel), transmitted on every sunday a popular(saint,town holliday, etc) festivity of some city, village with the "pimba" groups and singers.
"Pimba" is hard to translate to english, it's almost like folk/popular music but it's not at the same time.
This kind of shows, for me are completely bad, but many citizens (senior and others) like.

They may exist, but since I never got interest in golf, do not know what my country have to offer. And here there is still the link between gold and higher status/rich/more wealthy. Also we got the people that only go to gold just for appearances.
Some thing happen to Tennis here, in my home town.

[Jimbuna]

So in the broadest sense sport and music is popular...similarly so in the UK and many other countries I suspect.

[Red October1984]

So in the broadest sense sport and music is popular...similarly so in the UK and many other countries I suspect.

It's something you can enjoy regardless of what language you speak. If I liked soccer (or football) I could watch it in another language and know exactly what's going on.

And every once in a while, there is world music on the Jewish Channel. Sometimes it's pretty interesting...and man...it's different. :arrgh!:

[The Enigma]

BBQ time:
The weather is fine, the beer is cold, the meat is prepared.
Let's start.

[nikimcbee]

BBQ time:
The weather is fine, the beer is cold, the meat is prepared.
Let's start.

I approve of this post.

BBQ beef ribs (Texas style)
Hard Pear cider, or apple.

This:
http://www.bustersbarbecue.com/

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltek5cIhX61r0z6sco1_500.jpg
These beef ribs you speak of, tell me more.

[Jimbuna]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m75nkbmFz21rp62blo1_500.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=Kshgd_BwDMS3CM&tbnid=dQxN6uHl2IUAhM:&ved=0CAgQjRwwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Ftagged%2Fimnotri ghtinthehead&ei=ONXiUY2mIOuo0wWI_4D4CQ&psig=AFQjCNE1nGNspf-fSKJxGvSOu7fcPhcABg&ust=1373906616555274)

[nikimcbee]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m75nkbmFz21rp62blo1_500.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=Kshgd_BwDMS3CM&tbnid=dQxN6uHl2IUAhM:&ved=0CAgQjRwwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Ftagged%2Fimnotri ghtinthehead&ei=ONXiUY2mIOuo0wWI_4D4CQ&psig=AFQjCNE1nGNspf-fSKJxGvSOu7fcPhcABg&ust=1373906616555274)

:har:

I think that pug needs a McBee to show him how it's done. If that was one of my dogs in that picture, the grill would be empty and the McBee would be doing this:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2709/4353832578_a95be0880d_o.jpg

[soopaman2]

My word alone should evoke enough pity for people to refrain from posting to let me win...

By the way, is there a time limit, on this?

Or could I "whack" the entire board and win by default?

Signed: Italian American from the Jersey Shore.


I would hope we could be friends, if ya know what I'm sayin'...!

Now maybe you don' understand me...

But you will.

[frau kaleun]

Nice thread you got here.

Be a shame if anything should... happen to it. :shifty: :O:

[Jimbuna]

Nice thread you got here.

Be a shame if anything should... happen to it. :shifty: :O:

I fear it is already too late :doh:

[Red October1984]

Nice thread you got here.

Be a shame if anything should... happen to it. :shifty: :O:

When I put the window along the side of my screen like you can in Windows 7, it makes it look like "Frau's Fix-It Service" is part of that post...

FRAU! This thread doesn't need fixing! :O:

[Jimbuna]

Fixed/Locked :smug:

[Jimbuna]

Tis Sunday, a day of peace and here I was forgetting, probably because of the finale to todays Ashes test.

Next...

[Red October1984]

In before lock!

[BossMark]

Fixed/Locked :smug:
Back open for business.

[soopaman2]

A troll has been trolled.

Even after all this time, I got alot to learn!

Jimbuna, my foot is GPS targeted for your rectum!

Good play, sir!:salute:

[Jimbuna]

A troll has been trolled.

Even after all this time, I got alot to learn!

Jimbuna, my foot is GPS targeted for your rectum!

Good play, sir!:salute:

LOL :)

And thanks to the people who sent the PM's...you know who you are :cool:

[soopaman2]

LOL :)

And thanks to the people who sent the PM's...you know who you are :cool:

My pleasure, making a mockery of myself is my worst and most endearing trait I hold!

Means I still gotta chance! :up:

[The Enigma]

@Jim
I know who I am, but I refuse to send you a PM. :O:

[Jimbuna]

My pleasure, making a mockery of myself is my worst and most endearing trait I hold!

Means I still gotta chance! :up:

@Jim
I know who I am, but I refuse to send you a PM. :O:

That is precisely why I made a referral to 'people' there were more than one :03:

[The Enigma]

Ah, that explains it.

[Red October1984]

Ah...a post at 0200. :88)

EDIT: Damn...missed it by one minute

I should sleep some time... :hmmm: But the call of literature keeps me awake.

[The Enigma]

That means I can't wish you a good night sleep then?

[Jimbuna]

Oh he'll be back...of that you can be sure.

[Spiced_Rum]

Wake up sleepy head, time to milk the cows.

[Jimbuna]

Wake up sleepy head, time to milk the cows.

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/2654/2bi0.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/20/2bi0.gif/)

[The Enigma]

No need to do that.
Nowadays those cows are being milked robotocally:
http://esvc000872.wic018tu.server-web.com/robotcow01.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I sure hope that is milk filling up that container :o

[Rhodes]

And how about soy milk? My friends, let me tell you, I saw soy and I do not know how that is milked! :D

[soopaman2]

I just beat Final fantasy 3 on my Samsung Galaxy.

And the battery didn't blow up!

http://www.ibtimes.com/samsung-galaxy-explosion-5-times-galaxy-devices-have-spontaneously-combusted-1342747

It did get pretty hot though.

[Rhodes]

Final Fantasy game in a a cell phone...:huh::huh::huh::huh::huh::huh:!

[Red October1984]

Oh he'll be back...of that you can be sure.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02382/horror_2382351b.jpg

That means I can't wish you a good night sleep then?

Always tonight. :)

Wake up sleepy head, time to milk the cows.

Right...if I had any.

And how about soy milk? My friends, let me tell you, I saw soy and I do not know how that is milked! :D

There's a field of soybeans across from my house. :arrgh!:

[soopaman2]

Final Fantasy game in a a cell phone...:huh::huh::huh::huh::huh::huh:!


I know, mind boggling, getting FF IV now.:D

FF3 seems to be the DS remake, rather than the original, some maps are different, loot is off in the chests too. (sad I remember this)

[The Enigma]

There are cell phones in games.
Why can't there be games on a cell phone? :woot:

[Spiced_Rum]

There are cell phones in games.
Why can't there be games on a cell phone? :woot:

To take it further. Why can you not play games on your cell phone in a game?

[The Enigma]

That is indeed a good question.

[Spiced_Rum]

Yes, I thought so, and it could be a niche in the games market for a developer to fill.

[The Enigma]

Perhaps an idea for UBI?

[Spiced_Rum]

UBI could do it. But it must have DRM installed because ALL gamers just love that little bit of software to make them feel wanted and secure! :timeout:

I will be paying for the upgrade that blocks any SMS being sent from my wife to the in-game cell. :03:

[The Enigma]

Perhaps a personal firewall on the ingame cell phone would do the trick :haha:

[Spiced_Rum]

Or go unlisted with the phone company.

[Jimbuna]

Or perhaps thread closure on the grounds of thread derailment...should such a thing be possible :doh:

[Sailor Steve]

How does one derail a thread that was never on rails in the first place?

[The Enigma]

I think this thread is right on track :smug:

[Spiced_Rum]

So what gauge of track should this thread be?

[Fubar2Niner]

O gauge definitely.

[Jimbuna]

OO gauge is superior (so I hear).

[Spiced_Rum]

Apparently N gauge takes up less space than OO, or so I hear.

[Jimbuna]

Really?

Accuracy is an important consideration for some.

[mapuc]

This thread is driving either on the right side of the road or on the left side, depending on who's posting

Markus

[Sailor Steve]

Well, if you ask the right people, the left side is the right side, which makes the right side the wrong side.

[The Enigma]

Besides that, what side are you on?

[Red October1984]

Well I side with 'Merica every time.

Don't know about you....

[Jimbuna]

Besides that, what side are you on?

My side obviously.

[STEED]

Trust no one...not even yourself. :shifty:

[Fubar2Niner]

Trust no one...not even yourself. :shifty:

LOL I'm the last one I'd trust.

[Herr-Berbunch]

LOL I'm the last one I'd trust.

That's the last time I send money to your paypal account. :O:

[Fubar2Niner]

That's the last time I send money to your paypal account. :O:

:har::har::har:

[The Enigma]

Ok, I'm a trustworthy person.
You may start donating me. :D

[Pisces]

Ok, I'm a trustworthy person.
You may start donating me. :DSure, but to whom? Who would wish to have you for nothing? ;)

[Spiced_Rum]

I am not donating any body parts to anywhere, whether my Pal Pays for them or not.

[Jimbuna]

Dream on.

[Rhodes]

Dream on.

Was a good show! So 90's!

[Spiced_Rum]

Prefer 'I Dream of Jeannie' with Barbara Eden

[The Enigma]

I never have dreamed of both ladies. :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w1g-idt-8U

[Fubar2Niner]

@Jim please don't bring music into this....... Some bugger will mention David Cassidy :o

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[soopaman2]

David Cassidy.

[Fubar2Niner]

Damnit !!! I just knew that would happen. Someone is now bound to shout 'Little Jimmy Osmond' !...... If they do, I'm gonna be sick:doh:

[Spiced_Rum]

Not as bad as Shirley Temple

[Fubar2Niner]

Good Ship Lollipop ? Bring it on... Bring it on :woot:

[Spiced_Rum]

Long Haired Lover From Liverpool:down:

[Jimbuna]

Paper Roses.

[The Enigma]

Are we talking about Little Jimmy Osmond?

[Spiced_Rum]

No, we are not supposed to mention his name.

[The Enigma]

Oh sorry, I didn't know that Little Jimmy Osmond shouldn't be mentioned.
Dang, there I did it again :dead:

[Rhodes]

Oh sorry, I didn't know that Little Jimmy Osmond shouldn't be mentioned.
Dang, there I did it again :dead:

Who?

[Red October1984]

Anybody ever hear those Jimmy John's sandwich commercials?

[Fubar2Niner]

No, but I have heard Jimmy Jones stag night jokes :haha:

[Jimbuna]

LOL :)

[frau kaleun]

Anybody ever hear those Jimmy John's sandwich commercials?

Yep, all the time. In fact we're having Jimmy John's for lunch today. :woot:

[The Enigma]

Enjoy your meal then.

[Sailor Steve]

Who?
I don't think they ever had a member named Jimmy Osmond.

[Fubar2Niner]

Extremely lucky if you ask me.

[Red October1984]

Yep, all the time. In fact we're having Jimmy John's for lunch today. :woot:

I saw it in the background of a picture of your house. :D

Reminded me of this thread.

and TBH, I've never actually had Jimmy John's. :oops:

[The Enigma]

Me neither, but then again there are more things I haven't eaten yet.

[mapuc]

Got this feeling of dejá vu

[Jimbuna]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/0/0/3/6/2/2/4/7/5/2648225813_chinese.jpeg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=that%20wasn't%20chicken&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=OUtZyFdwgsK0MM&tbnid=x9mTM6ctfdqPHM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sodahead.com%2Fliving%2Fis-real-chicken-in-chinese-food%2Fquestion-3622475%2F&ei=Nl7qUa3jKcrR0QWV1YCADg&bvm=bv.49478099,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNGdPtc70so5P8PYXP9cS8r1qOCYaQ&ust=1374400414128204)

[Fubar2Niner]

:har::har::har:

[STEED]

The winner will be the poster who posts on 15th April 2063 12:09am GMT.

I wonder if there is room in my freezer? :hmmm:

[The Enigma]

That will keep us posting :haha:

[mapuc]

Just post to keep the thread ajour, so it doesn't fall long way back into forgivness

I will surely start posting around that given time.

I'll be ´round 98 years old at that time.

Markus

[Fubar2Niner]

I'll be ´round 98 years old at that time.

Markus

Bloody spring chicken !!!! I'll be 108 yrs 5 mnths 14 days 6hrs and some seconds. Does that make me as bad as Victor Meldrue ?

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[mapuc]

Bloody spring chicken !!!! I'll be 108 yrs 5 mnths 14 days 6hrs and some seconds. Does that make me as bad as Victor Meldrue ?

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

:har::har:

You could freeze your self in this cryo-thing

[Spiced_Rum]

I would worry about thawing out in a power cut, happened to my freezer once which ruined the ice cream and frozen yoghurt, so expect it is worse with human organs.

[Jimbuna]

Certainly wouldn't appreciate having my organ frozen :hmm2:

[The Enigma]

Until someone discovers he is not enjoying an ice cream.... :88)

[Jimbuna]

Yuk!! :doh:

[Spiced_Rum]

The following is a customer review on Amazon for Veet for men:


After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)


:rotfl2:

[garren]

The following is a customer review on Amazon for Veet for men:



:rotfl2:


Must have attended "Camp Twink" as a boy. :har:

[The Enigma]

I'm far to lazy to read that long story. :smug:

[mapuc]

I have been moving my watch forward to 15th April 2063 12:09am

Hurray I'm the last to post

[soopaman2]

Must have attended "Camp Twink" as a boy. :har:


Id prefer camp Lickalotta myself.

Girls always have more fun than guys, even if they all look like Brian Dennehy ( the women I mean)

[Jimbuna]

I have been moving my watch forward to 15th April 2063 12:09am

Hurray I'm the last to post

I doubt it :nope:

[Spiced_Rum]

I have been moving my watch forward to 15th April 2063 12:09am

Hurray I'm the last to post

My watch is analogue and so only has the hours and minutes, day and month. :hmph:

[Jimbuna]

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/wp-content/blogs.dir/458/files/2012/04/i-d3b047b6eb01b4f3f1f468e493c9896f-spiral%20clock.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=endless+time&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=zuOeoJUyCeXNlM&tbnid=d5yyXZDxwryWjM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscienceblogs.com%2Fclock%2F2008%2 F11%2F22%2Fendless-time%2F&ei=IgvtUe7gN8Wn0wXyrIHADg&bvm=bv.49478099,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNGTBBKp7bkpmE3xZM93IAIdX7FTqQ&ust=1374575686528582)

[The Enigma]

Let's wait and see what happens :yawn:

[Jimbuna]

http://imgcash6.imageshack.us/img104/2807/icontennisyk3.gif

[The Enigma]

The ball is OUT!!!

[Jimbuna]

YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS!!

[The Enigma]

Look, I'm the Umpire and I say Out, that ball is OUT!!! :O:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.tennisconsult.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/John-McEnroe.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=john+mcenroe&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=JDzB--5PxOvOYM&tbnid=4sPwnPAjUcOyvM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tennisconsult.com%2Finterview-joel-lavenson-director-maine-golf-tennis-academy%2Fjohn-mcenroe%2F&ei=AUztUbzkL6v40gWOvYCwDg&bvm=bv.49478099,d.ZG4&psig=AFQjCNFfYRM-fY6GDAwL6uZDWH7lHM5xtw&ust=1374592378775451)

[The Enigma]

http://www.vinylsingles.co.uk/images/comic/chalkdust.jpg

[STEED]

Yawn........Hey it's that angry hippy what's his name.

[Jimbuna]

Yawn........Hey it's that angry hippy what's his name.

STEED McEnroe :o