The last one to post wins!

[Jimbuna]

http://images.asadart.com/sources/com/halloweenexpress/images/products/BC48.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

There once was a copper named Jim
Whose build was never too slim
But forty years later
And five stone greater
You'd hardly know it was him.


Sorry old friend, but the rhyme won out. :oops:

[nikimcbee]

Now, mr mclimerick needs to think of a Buna ballad.:hmmm:


(We need August to read this with his MA accent, or it won't sound right)

There was lad named Jimbuna
Who sailed the seas in a red schooner
He cast out his line
and with a great whine
that ol Buna caught a large barracuda. (tuna has already been used:stare:)

[Sailor Steve]

There once was a pup named McBee
Who decided to head out to sea
The sub was a blunder
He was scared to go under
So now he lives on his PT.

[nikimcbee]

There's a subsimmer called Herr Berr
who McBee always mistakes for a care bear
Then He cried out
"Hey look, he's caught a trout"
and please put on some underwear.:o

[nikimcbee]

There once was a pup named McBee
Who decided to head out to sea
The sub was a blunder
He was scared to go under
So now he lives on his PT.

:haha::yeah::salute:Touche

[soopaman2]

So who's winning?:D

[Sailor Steve]

As has been demostrated once, the only possible winners are NeonSamurai and Neal Stevens. Until then, everybody gets to win until the next one posts. So far I seem to be one of the very few who have not tried to declare himself the winnah. It's all in fun. :sunny:

[soopaman2]

As has been demostrated once, the only possible winners are NeonSamurai and Neal Stevens. Until then, everybody gets to win until the next one posts. So far I seem to be one of the very few who have not tried to declare himself the winnah. It's all in fun. :sunny:


You could have at least let me win for more than 3 minutes ya silly willy!:O:

[nikimcbee]

Well, Steve was briefly ahead.

http://www.englishforum.ch/attachments/general-off-topic/27483d1306393040-jack-russell-attacked-eagle-m-laugh.gif

[mapuc]

For me this thread is very hilarious, it have given me alot of good laugh, to see my friends like jimbuna and Reece fighting to get the last posting before Neal or Takeda close this thread

Thise two is not fighting for their... but for their vanity

Markus

[Jimbuna]

LOL @ Steve and Jason :DL

@mapuc.....did you mean vanity or should it have read 'sanity' :DL

[nikimcbee]

LOL @ Steve and Jason :DL

@mapuc.....did you mean vanity or should it have read 'sanity' :DL

That was not posted in the form of a limerick. Please redo this post.
Thx- management.:up:

[tempest98]

Trying to find out why i cant download anything.

[Reece]

McBee took a date to his tug
He clumsily reached for a hug
He tried to impress
In the hope she'd undress
Lost his balance and fell on his pug

(They're getting bad now!!:dead:)

[USS Drum]

The only way to win is if someone posts than Neal deletes the thread.

[Reece]

The only way to win is if someone posts than Neal deletes the thread.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lX30igOowdw/SumlVpogYnI/AAAAAAAAAOk/zg7SVEdJo28/s400/man+beer.jpg
All in good time!

[Sailor Steve]

You could have at least let me win for more than 3 minutes ya silly willy!:O:
Not possible. Someone will always have to try harder. :sunny:

Well, Steve was briefly a head.
Very briefly. Like, maybe a year after I got out of the navy. But I got over the drug phase. :D

[Sailor Steve]

The only way to win is if someone posts than Neal deletes the thread.
Neal won't delete the thread. If he closes it he will certainly say why, and he will be the winner.

[Sailor Steve]

Oh, yeah:

Reece tried a limerick rhyme
But his meter was just out of time
He couldn't quite get it
So finally he quit it
And decided to take up mime.

[nikimcbee]

That Jim was a prolithic poster
For his efforts he was awarded a toaster:woot:
on which he cooked biscuts and jam
and a wee peice of spam
now this thread has turned into a roller coaster.

[nikimcbee]

There's a land in the Southern Hemishpere
where the people are all of good cheer
And that Aussie Tarjak
was flat on his back
after drinking litres of Foster's Beer:woot:

[frau kaleun]

*reads limericks*


Apparently, what they say is true... with a few notable exceptions, white dudes got no rhythm. :O:

[nikimcbee]

*reads limericks*


Apparently, what they say is true... with a few notable exceptions, white dudes got no rhythm. :O:

Ha-rumph!


In Ohio, there's Frau Kaleun
the limerick game she wanted to join
She thinks she's got game,
So Frau, don't write anything lame
Then Recce got kicked in the groin.
:D:O:

[frau kaleun]

In Ohio, there's Frau Kaleun
the limerick game she wanted to join
She thinks she's got game,
So Frau, don't write anything lame
Then Recce got kicked in the groin.


:nope:

It's Ohio we find Frau Kaleun in;
With limericks she wanted to join in.
She knew she had game
And rhythms un-lame
So she kicked poor McBee's little groin in.





Here endeth the lesson. :O:

[Gargamel]

Hey! Who said I'm white!?

[frau kaleun]

Hey! Who said I'm white!?

Nobody, it's just that I've actually seen pictures of some of the worst "offenders." :DL

[Gargamel]

Nobody, it's just that I've actually seen pictures of some of the worst "offenders." :DL

They're not white either! They're albino!

There is this pale man
Who looks like he was Poured from a milk can
He smells like a becuna
They call him jimbuna
And he wears that hat so we know he's a man!

( insert subsim meetup pic here)

And holy crap Jim, there aren't many words that rhyme with buna, and most of them are fish!

[Sailor Steve]

The Frau was so very well known
At her razor-sharp wit we did groan
But she judged all the hicks
By the look of their pics
When she wouldn't show one of her own!

[nikimcbee]

The Frau was so very well known
At her razor-sharp wit we did groan
But she judged all the hicks
By the look of their pics
When she wouldn't show one of her own!

Yeah, I think we may need to invoke the "Steed Doctrine" . You may be at the mercy of McBee's imgination to come up with a picture.:hmmm:

Example:
Who is this enigma Steed?

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000183986/polls_homer_simpson_2537_601182_answer_2_xlarge.jp eg

Steed?


http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/oct2011/2/9/karl-pilkington-an-idiot-abtroad-2-344763554.jpg

Steed?

http://www.freewebs.com/noble_steed/donkey5.jpg
Jim and Steed?

http://angrywhitedude.com/wp-content/uploads2/2010/06/prince_charles.jpg

You know, there has been speculation.... Just sayin'

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3172/2981932313_c15878a88c.jpg

Steed and McBee

[Sailor Steve]

I should have thought that was obvious.

Steed and Frau:

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Avengers.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Or even:

http://www.funlinksdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ugly-wedding-couples.jpg

[frau kaleun]

It's also possible that I'm nothing but a figment of your collective imagination. :O:

[frau kaleun]

The Frau was so very well known
At her razor-sharp wit we did groan
But she judged all the hicks
By the look of their pics
When she wouldn't show one of her own!

And THAT, gentlemen, is how it's done. Rhythm-wise, anyway. :D

[Sailor Steve]

It's also possible that I'm nothing but a figment of your collective imagination. :O:
I like fig newtons, imaginary or not.


Wait, wut?

[Kongo Otto]

Or even:

http://www.funlinksdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ugly-wedding-couples.jpg

Why is the guy at the left wearing a Bridal Dress?
Sometimes i think the usage of Photoshop should be restricted!
*Hopes thats photoshoped*

[Jimbuna]

Why is the guy at the left wearing a Bridal Dress?
Sometimes i think the usage of Photoshop should be restricted!
*Hopes thats photoshoped*

She's my cousin actually!! http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/pissedoff.gif

[Kongo Otto]

She's my cousin actually!! http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/pissedoff.gif

*cough* quite attractive indeed*cough* :D

[Reece]

She's my cousin actually!! http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/pissedoff.gif
I can see the resemblance Jim!:D

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[nikimcbee]

I can see the resemblance Jim!:D

Reece was the last on to post for 2011, does he win anything?

[Kongo Otto]

Reece was the last on to post for 2011, does he win anything?

First Price: He can watch all Episodes from Twilight one after the other.
Second Price: beeing hit by a car

Choose wisely young Jedi. :haha:

[Reece]

First Price: He can watch all Episodes from Twilight one after the other.
Second Price: beeing hit by a car

Choose wisely young Jedi. :haha:
Yes I'll take the latter, at least it's over and done with quicker!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rKFbHqNeiwk/TjhFNEJrb8I/AAAAAAAAAsA/3GEvULt3joM/s1600/funny+twilight+pictures+photo.jpg

[Reece]

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2008/05/justininthehills2.jpg
Ta Dah! Yes, I'm the winner!!

[Kongo Otto]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JhJe_UoTYl4/TAasrIONa0I/AAAAAAAAA90/zB8ylr3-BUE/s1600/demotivator-awesome.jpg

[Reece]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lX30igOowdw/SumlVpogYnI/AAAAAAAAAOk/zg7SVEdJo28/s400/man+beer.jpg
Then listen to this loser! "Bloomp"

[Kongo Otto]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3IjRgoGWUBo/S9X3N8P2fcI/AAAAAAAAAdw/o36oPHsUHYQ/s1600/a-wife.jpg

[nikimcbee]

So Reece wins a wife then?

[nikimcbee]

....and a lifetime supply of fosters.:har::har:

[Reece]

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5176/5446362824_f5570881ff.jpg
. . . and you know what fosters did for me?

[Jimbuna]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mugabe4.jpg
As well as me?

[Herr-Berbunch]

It's also possible that I'm nothing but a figment of your collective imagination. :O:

Who said that? :hmmm:

[Reece]

http://static8.businessinsider.com/image/4b4cbbdc0000000000da930b/dear-variety-screw-you.jpg
You lose Herr-Berbunch!

[nikimcbee]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mugabe4.jpg
As well as me?

Hey, leave Steed out of this!

[nikimcbee]

http://static8.businessinsider.com/image/4b4cbbdc0000000000da930b/dear-variety-screw-you.jpg
You lose Herr-Berbunch!

...and Herr-Ber is not a loser, he's just...special. Run along now Herr-Berr, I won't let that meanie Reece hurt you.

[Reece]

http://straight2theheart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Anger-Man-Pointing-Finger.jpg
Back off Mcbee, you loose too!!

[Jimbuna]

http://adferoafferro.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/pope-benedict-finger-pointing.jpg
I win...surely?

[mapuc]

http://i1235.photobucket.com/albums/ff440/mapuc/Dr_Phil_McGraw.jpg

Reece
I know it can be hard to admit to one selfs that the game is lost
and there's no winning chances.

[Jimbuna]

Reece, take it as a man.

LOL :O:

[Reece]

Reece
Take it as a man.
http://amorefiori.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/confused_man.jpg
Take it where? How?

[Jimbuna]

Take it where? How?

Just think back to your teen days...in the showers :O:

[Reece]

Just think back to your teen days...in the showers :O:
Oh, so it was you standing behind me pinching my butt!!:nope:

[mapuc]

Here's what I should have said(written) "take it like a man"

Markus

[Reece]

Here's what I should have said(written) "take it like a man"

Markus
Thank God you didn't!:oops:

[mapuc]

Thank God you didn't!:oops:

I was not sure how to spell it so I used Google translator and the sentence
"tag det som en mand" was translatet to "Take it like/as a man"

I wrote it in a very funny way offcourse.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

LMAO :har:

[Kongo Otto]

http://www.abload.de/img/aliens17b9u.jpg

[nikimcbee]

http://straight2theheart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Anger-Man-Pointing-Finger.jpg
Back off Mcbee, you loose too!!

Grow some hair baldy! (not you Jim!):haha:

[nikimcbee]

http://amorefiori.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/confused_man.jpg
Take it where? How?


Psst, Jim. I don't think Reece has had "the talk." How are we gunna explain this?:Kaleun_Salivating:

[nikimcbee]

Oh, so it was you standing behind me pinching my butt!!:nope:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tbVPpeUUW8
:yeah:

[nikimcbee]

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/yhst-23899560923810/quad-standard-pic-post-mount

Quad post for the win.:woot:

[Jimbuna]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fQ9FgnkrCNg/TjrCig57_CI/AAAAAAAAEeQ/xvPhdZ2FkMo/s1600/connect-four.jpg

[Reece]

Quad post for the win.:woot:
Well at least the last post wasn't an attack on me!!:yep:
Thanks Mcbee. . . I think!!:hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

Well at least the last post wasn't an attack on me!!:yep:
Only you would say something paranoid like that! No one wants to attack you, you arrogant jerk!


Happier now? :O:

[Reece]

No one wants to attack you, you arrogant jerk! :O:

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/surprised-0309-lg-37478331.jpg

[nikimcbee]

Anybody you know Jim?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBqhvuF1h2M&feature=relmfu

Just for you Reece:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCxOYyQ_udA&feature=relmfu

[Kongo Otto]

:har::har::har::har::har::har::har::har::har::har: :har::har::har:

[Reece]

You're right Kongo Otto!!
:har::har::har::har::har::har:
She really knows how to use makeup!!:dead:

[Kongo Otto]

You're right Kongo Otto!!
:har::har::har::har::har::har:
She really knows how to use makeup!!:dead:

Whe she did smear the fake tan into her face it looked like those stuff which comes out of the rear end of an cow. :har::har::har::har:

[Jimbuna]

Anybody you know Jim?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBqhvuF1h2M&feature=relmfu

Just for you Reece:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCxOYyQ_udA&feature=relmfu

The daughter enjoyed a good laugh at those :DL

[Kongo Otto]

What accent was she speaking? Is that Geordie Accent?

[Jimbuna]

Yes...but not as broad as some :DL

[nikimcbee]

You're right Kongo Otto!!
:har::har::har::har::har::har:
She really knows how to use makeup!!:dead:

So did you take notes?:haha:

[Sailor Steve]

So did you take notes?:haha:
Don't be silly. Reece could give her lessons! :O:

[nikimcbee]

Don't be silly. Reece could give her lessons! :O:

You're probably right.:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Don't be silly. Reece could give her lessons! :O:

Aye that :rotfl2:

[Kongo Otto]

:o:o:o

[Reece]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/vicdic.jpg
Oh you boys are naughty!

[Sailor Steve]

We look to you for inspiration. :D

[mapuc]

Thanks for the sharing, 'cause you should know, that:

There are those days, when I have make up and walk the street at nights as a woman.

Markus

[Reece]

There are those days, when I have make up and walk the street at nights as a woman.
Markus
That's a worry!:yep:
Be careful, you might get a call from Mcbee!:oops:

[nikimcbee]

That's a worry!:yep:
Be careful, you might get a call from Mcbee!:oops:

:hmmm:

[Reece]

For a date!:O:

[Jimbuna]

The only date he could manage :DL

http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/chinesereddates.jpg

[Sgt_Luxor]

LOL:DL:D:salute:

[Reece]

Thanks for the sharing, 'cause you should know, that:

There are those days, when I have make up and walk the street at nights as a woman.

Markus
Something like this::hmmm:

http://www.mycdlife.com/wp-content/gallery/gabrielle_hermosa/gabi_2009-09-14_02_580_08.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Something like this::hmmm:

http://www.mycdlife.com/wp-content/gallery/gabrielle_hermosa/gabi_2009-09-14_02_580_08.jpg

http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/eyebleach1.png

[mapuc]

http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/eyebleach1.png

:har::har:

[Kongo Otto]

Something like this::hmmm:

http://www.mycdlife.com/wp-content/gallery/gabrielle_hermosa/gabi_2009-09-14_02_580_08.jpg

Not a so bad choice if this would be the alternative:
http://www.ihavenothing.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/3321829085_d7c38f2efd.jpg

[nikimcbee]

Not a so bad choice if this would be the alternative:
http://www.ihavenothing.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/3321829085_d7c38f2efd.jpg

Big girls need love too.:haha:

[Kongo Otto]

Should others do that, that absolutely not my ton of tea. :woot::haha:

[nikimcbee]

Should others do that, that absolutely not my ton of tea. :woot::haha:

I think that's Reece's dept.:hmmm::haha:

[Kongo Otto]

:har:

[Reece]

Should others do that, that absolutely not my ton of tea. :woot::haha:
I think that's Reece's dept.:hmmm::haha:
More your size Niki!!:yep:

I wonder how much PSI is in those tyres!!:hmmm:

[nikimcbee]

More your size Niki!!:yep:

I wonder how much PSI is in those tyres!!:hmmm:


You'd need a gas powered air compressor to pump those tires up!:o

[Kongo Otto]

No psi at all!! Solid rubber tyres!! :rock:

[Reece]

. . . with steel belts!:har:

[Sailor Steve]

And still going flat! :o :nope:

[Reece]

And still going flat! :o :nope:
:har:

[Kongo Otto]

And still going flat! :o :nope:

:har:

:har::har:

[nikimcbee]

OMG! Reece, I found a girl just for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3dhgpRKH0&feature=fvwrel

[Jimbuna]

OMG! Reece, I found a girl just for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3dhgpRKH0&feature=fvwrel

Wadya mean....that was Reece!! :o

[nikimcbee]

Wadya mean....that was Reece!! :o
So, if we ever have another subsim meet, Reece is definately going to sing at the event.:haha:

[Sailor Steve]

So, if we ever have another subsim meet, Reece is definately going to sing at the event.:haha:
And dance. And strip. :help:

[Jimbuna]

So, if we ever have another subsim meet, Reece is definately going to sing at the event.:haha:

I'll give you good odds he'll not attend the next one :smug:

[Reece]

So, if we ever have another subsim meet, Reece is definately going to sing at the event.:haha:
Since I'm not likely to be there you can fill in for me Jason, I'm sure the others will approve!:yep: What do you think Jim?:hmmm:
This is a good song for him to sing: Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw)

[nikimcbee]

Speaking of dancing, I found Herr-Berr's dance audition video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J5xs2ukksE

[nikimcbee]

Since I'm not likely to be there

:oWaddya mean can't be there? Start saving your lunch money!

[Reece]

:oWaddya mean can't be there? Start saving your lunch money!
Sorry, I only have one life time!:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Since I'm not likely to be there you can fill in for me Jason, I'm sure the others will approve!:yep: What do you think Jim?:hmmm:
This is a good song for him to sing: Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw)

TBH I've a list of people I'd still like to meet from this community and your pretty high up on that list :sunny:

[nikimcbee]

Sorry, I only have one life time!:hmmm:

You could become a Hindu, then you could go in the next life.:yeah:

[Jimbuna]

You could become a Hindu, then you could go in the next life.:yeah:

If he's a Hindu remind him to bring a few curries over with him :03:

[nikimcbee]

If he's a Hindu remind him to bring a few curries over with him :03:

consider it done! :salute:

[mapuc]

Jimbuna is right, it is more fun to meet a person from here, IRL.

I have been to two meetings and it's great fun to meet your friends face to face.

So Reece if you can affort it, then try to come to the next meeting and met your friends.

I know it's easy to say-just come. Many of us aren't exactly rich and travelling, hotel a.s.o cost and theres some other things that prevent people from travelling.

Markus

[Reece]

I'd love to go guys but I have never been off the mainland Australia ever, so the trip we (Wife & I) have planned around September/October this year (no firm date set yet) for LA and Chicago is likely to be the one and only!!:oops:

[Sailor Steve]

You're gonna fly right over me! Wave as you go by! :D

[Jimbuna]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/Synergy-paramotor.jpg

[Reece]

http://www.paragliding-tales-and-reviews.com/images/powered-paragliding-what-goes-up-must-come-down-21344218.jpg
What goes up must come down!!

[Jimbuna]

http://cdn.bikyamasr.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Israel-missile-test.jpg
Rgr that

[Reece]

http://www.jacksonholetrailrides.com/images/HydeGroupLynnButtSkiiing.JPG
Well at least I'm down!!

[Jimbuna]

You need more exercise to get that weight off your chest!! :o

[Reece]

You need more exercise to get that weight off your chest!! :o
You're just jealous big boy!;)

[nikimcbee]

You're just jealous big boy!;)


:o:o:o:o

[Reece]

:o:o:o:o
OK, you can touch them too!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

OK, you can touch them too!:yep:

You first Reece

http://costumefail.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Big-Woman-F-Costume.jpg

[Reece]

I'd go gay before I touched that Jim! better still I'm now practicing celibacy!:dead:

[Jimbuna]

So the rumours are true!!:o

:O:

[Reece]

http://i2.listal.com/image/2018230/936full-blazing-saddles-screenshot.jpg
Oh it's twue it's twue!!

[Jimbuna]

I thought as much :hmmm:

[Penguin]

In one of his saner moments, Penguin collected the last 6 posts he could get and attached them to his face, so nobody could have them.

http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/4001/behindbarsq.jpg

Haha, I win! :DL

[Reece]

http://www.southdreamz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/bill-clinton.jpg
You're obviously a loser!! that makes me the winner!

[Jimbuna]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I7168tQ2RDs/TTe-m6SDK-I/AAAAAAAAD4c/Qvxl2DzU-yI/s1600/hilary%2Bclinton.jpg
You'll always come second to me!!

[Reece]

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/bill-clinton/pictures/bill-clinton-picture-4.jpg
I didn't ask for your opinion hag!

[mapuc]

http://i1235.photobucket.com/albums/ff440/mapuc/images.jpg

For me, you will always be number 1

[Reece]

http://blogs.reuters.com/talesfromthetrail/files/2010/03/cr_mega_191_RTR1QJ1Z_Comp.jpg
I guess that does make me the winner then!!

[Jimbuna]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000068050/polls_hillary_clinton_0827_204318_poll_xlarge.jpeg
You need go see a shrink!!

[Reece]

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/bill-clinton-vegan.jpg
I thought I told you to get lost wench!

[Jimbuna]

http://ordinary-gentlemen.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bill-clinton-hillary-clinton.jpg
Your getting very forgetful in your old age!!

[Reece]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fkpPtCdtbXg/SU8klIu97NI/AAAAAAAABdw/fbIQkA8NwCg/s400/Bill_clinton.jpg
My god! it was only a dream!!

[Gargamel]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I7168tQ2RDs/TTe-m6SDK-I/AAAAAAAAD4c/Qvxl2DzU-yI/s1600/hilary%2Bclinton.jpg
You'll always come second to me!!

Errrrr. I think she's wrong there.........

[Sailor Steve]

Errrrr. I think she's wrong there.........
That depends on what your meaning of "is" is. :O:

[Reece]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I7168tQ2RDs/TTe-m6SDK-I/AAAAAAAAD4c/Qvxl2DzU-yI/s1600/hilary%2Bclinton.jpg
You'll always come second to me!
Jim takes number one position!
I thought so!!:D

[Jimbuna]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_I7168tQ2RDs/TTe-m6SDK-I/AAAAAAAAD4c/Qvxl2DzU-yI/s1600/hilary%2Bclinton.jpg
I've fondled Jims diecast collection

[The Enigma]

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Hillary+Clinton+Geithner+Clinton+Outline+New+OEU72 NmYhc6l.jpg
On second thought, I'm getting to old for this...

[Jimbuna]

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Hillary+Clinton+Geithner+Clinton+Outline+New+OEU72 NmYhc6l.jpg
Put it back in your pants....it's better suited there!!

[Reece]

She thinks she's Shirley Schmidt Jim!!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

http://img1.tvloop.com/img/showpics/8e/5f/m3465d5b70000_1_31802.jpg
Smallest I've seen!!

[Reece]

http://www.iamnickarmstrong.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/dennyandalan.jpg
She's looking at you Alan!

[Jimbuna]

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/50/29/0000035029_20061021051156.jpg
That's a relief...I thought she was looking at me!!

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Dennywins.jpg

[The Enigma]

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3060/2903617352_427982f6a3_z.jpg?zz=1
....

[Jimbuna]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nyVBGyYPXO0/Tv3Kckq2HUI/AAAAAAAAEH8/JWB0byypAAo/s1600/thatcher1.jpg

[mookiemookie]

Have I won yet?

[Reece]

Have I won yet?
http://images.wikia.com/turtledove/images/c/cb/Hitler2.jpg
NEIN!!

[Sailor Steve]

Mookie won nein times?




I don't get it.




Oh, and you misspelled "nine".

[Reece]

I actually changed it to nicht but that is wrong, nein is correct!!:O:

[nikimcbee]

Have I won yet?

A date with Peyton Manning.

[Sailor Steve]

I actually changed it to nicht but that is wrong, nein is correct!!:O:
Not not, but no. No means yes. Yes means maybe. Wright is wrong, and Wong is right. All your base are belong to us.

Give me all your money.

[Reece]

Give me all your money.
http://usridernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/kid_motorcycle_cop-342x256.jpg
Yes sir, here ya go!

[Sailor Steve]

Reminds me of the time my older daughter, who was about three or four at the time, tried to get me to trade with her, because I had five "monies" and she had one. I had to explain to her that my four pennies and a nickel weren't worth as much as her one quarter. She actually got it, which is one of the reasons I wasn't surprised when she told me she planned to major in math with a minor in physics.

[Reece]

Did her plans come to fruition?:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBKlNjCp1SmIwJHNgrSkEdmcX-Vu7rXKbgkbZySb_UAku7iW0d2HUFggAJlw

[Penguin]

Damned, Jim put Chuck into the race...:cry:

There's now only one way to get rid of him: blowing up the whole planet

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4528/1290876329fwy90e.jpg

[mookiemookie]

A date with Peyton Manning.

Peyton Man-thing

[The Enigma]

http://www.leemajors.co.uk/t/6/32.jpg
Chuck is lost when he meets
THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN

[nikimcbee]

http://a.abcnews.com//images/International/f8420bda207544768be8901628714d4b_mn.jpg

Reece, you naughty boy!

[Sailor Steve]

Did her plans come to fruition?:hmmm:
She was one of the University of Utah's "Mathletes", and currently teaches high-school math.

One of the other things she did at four was show me she could count to one hundred. I said "Okay, smart kid, try this - two, four, six, eight, ten."

My jaw dropped when she stared at me for a couple of seconds and replied "One, three, five, seven, nine, eleven!"

I sometimes joke that one daughter majored in math and physics, the other in basketball and boys. :rotfl2:

[Reece]

She was one of the University of Utah's "Mathletes", and currently teaches high-school math.

One of the other things she did at four was show me she could count to one hundred. I said "Okay, smart kid, try this - two, four, six, eight, ten."

My jaw dropped when she stared at me for a couple of seconds and replied "One, three, five, seven, nine, eleven!"

I sometimes joke that one daughter majored in math and physics, the other in basketball and boys. :rotfl2:
:haha: As long as they are both happy and well!!:up:
Funny though how quick kids pick things up, I taught my son (aged 4 or 5) every component on various circuit boards, when my uncle (electronics engineer) came around I told him, he wouldn't believe me so he tested him with dozens of components and got them all right, he was flabbergasted,:o though his speech for various parts was incorrect but humorous!!:yep: eg, capacitor was pacitor, he could distinguish the various types as well!:yep: when he'd had enough he used to say "nuff", a shame he had no interest in electronics so in time forgot the lot!:doh:

[The Enigma]

http://thebizcoachblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/reaching-top-success-journey-300x200.jpg
Finally...

[Penguin]

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/9966/jdin194l.jpg
What goes up must come down :O:

[Jimbuna]

http://missoops.com/images/product/charlie-sheen-winning-tshirt.jpg

[nikimcbee]

:haha: As long as they are both happy and well!!:up:
Funny though how quick kids pick things up, I taught my son (aged 4 or 5) every component on various circuit boards, when my uncle (electronics engineer) came around I told him, he wouldn't believe me so he tested him with dozens of components and got them all right, he was flabbergasted,:o though his speech for various parts was incorrect but humorous!!:yep: eg, capacitor was pacitor, he could distinguish the various types as well!:yep: when he'd had enough he used to say "nuff", a shame he had no interest in electronics so in time forgot the lot!:doh:


They don't have electricity in Oz. Story can't be true.:D

[Reece]

Not true, here is a picture of a modern operating theater!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_psW9LnYSTFU/TBg_bqvs3BI/AAAAAAAAAJg/1iEgtKsa4uE/s1600/frankenstein_lab.jpg

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[nikimcbee]

Not true, here is a picture of a modern operating theater!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_psW9LnYSTFU/TBg_bqvs3BI/AAAAAAAAAJg/1iEgtKsa4uE/s1600/frankenstein_lab.jpg

Close, but that is not the actual operations. That was the picture on the box before you assembled it.

Here's the actual powerplant in operation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU6hmgTY76M&feature=relmfu

Directors cut:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kXS37clsZw




God bless green energy and your PM
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2010/09/02/australia-gillard-cp-931032.jpg

Now Reece, don't you abuse our power grid!

[soopaman2]

If I post pics of near naked (forum legal) women will you let me win?

Even pics of muscular strapping men, for the ladies, and fancy boys. I am willing to campaign to my constituents using the lowest form of lust as my motivator.

Vote for soop! I may be a jerk off, but I am an ok fella.

[The Enigma]

If I post pics of near naked (forum legal) women will you let me win?

Only if these women have my approval.
Send them to me at home and I will let you know if they are OK to post here. :D

[Sailor Steve]

NO! We have moderators to protect you from that sort of thing!





Send them to me first. :O:

[Jimbuna]

If I post pics of near naked (forum legal) women will you let me win?



Only if they are of Reece or STEED :DL

[The Enigma]

Not approved, but winning...

http://static2.bigstockphoto.com/thumbs/3/7/3/large2/373738.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3568/5838380435_45c37934c3.jpg

[u crank]

When I say the word "Reece" you will go back to your submarine games. You will tell no one of this. And you will never, NEVER post here again.

http://www.fullstopentertainment.co.uk/images/uploads/entertainers/Philip_stage_hypnotist.jpg

"REESE"

[The Enigma]

When I say the word "Reece" you will go back to your submarine games. You will tell no one of this. And you will never, NEVER post here again.

http://www.fullstopentertainment.co.uk/images/uploads/entertainers/Philip_stage_hypnotist.jpg

"REESE"

Since the magic word "Reece" hasn't been used I will be posting here :haha:

You loose my friend :O::O:

[u crank]

Since the magic word "Reece" hasn't been used I will be posting here :haha:

You loose my friend :O::O:

Dammit, I meant to say TarJak!

[nikimcbee]

Only if they are of Reece or STEED :DL

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2010/09/02/australia-gillard-cp-931032.jpg

Get in line Mr. Buna.

[mookiemookie]

Just to be clear, I have or have not won yet?

[NeonSamurai]

Is this thread still going on? Someone should probably close it or something.

[Reece]

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/68000/Bill-Clinton-in-Pillory-Being-Whipped-by-Monica--68195.jpg
Close thread, close thread!!

[The Enigma]

In before the thread being closed :woot:

[mapuc]

NeonSamurai, you just close this thread after me, just close the "Door" without posting anything.

Markus

[nikimcbee]

You mean like this?
http://overthemaze.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/door-closed-w-little-boy.jpg

http://www.mydoorsign.com/img/lg/S/Keep-Door-Closed-Notice-Sign-S-0977.gif


Done.

[Reece]

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/88352/88352,1224789503,6/stock-photo-strong-man-is-closing-door-19370311.jpg
I'm closing this thread guys!!

[u crank]

PUT UP BY MODERATOR.

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQMllhWA4XLjwyHxcjtfTEcyHG_KgOjK-xgaGAj8LqrGqI_83K1

[Jimbuna]

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/bernie-max415.jpg
I think that's a good idea.

[nikimcbee]

http://files.sharenator.com/i_dont_always_bump_a_thread_but_when_i_do_14195_Th e_Queen_needs_a_Grammar_Nazi-s430x539-130068-580.jpg

[The Enigma]

http://board.metin2.co.uk/wcf/images/smilies/bump.gifhttp://board.metin2.co.uk/wcf/images/smilies/bump.gifhttp://board.metin2.co.uk/wcf/images/smilies/bump.gif

[Jimbuna]

http://i1006.photobucket.com/albums/af181/sxdrgsvlnce/Android%20Forums%20stuff/BUMP.jpg

[mapuc]

I vote for Reece, so right afther his next post, the thread have to be closed.

Markus

[Reece]

I vote for Reece, so right afther his next post, the thread have to be closed.

Markus
http://images.wikia.com/csi/images/4/46/Horatio_Caine.jpg

[Gargamel]

http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/attachments/f68/109358d1232828375-bump-bump.jpg

The argument can be made that Reece won.

[Cybermat47]

Now I have won Every Doctor Who story ever!




GIMME!!

[JU_88]

No your reward is, we get to tie you to a chair and make you watch Trial of a TimeLord, on loop for eternity. :D

[Cybermat47]

No your reward is, we get to tie you to a chair and make you watch Trial of a TimeLord, on loop for eternity. :D

May your bones rot for going through with that.

[JU_88]

May your bones rot for going through with that.

:haha:

[Sailor Steve]

The argument can be made that Reece won.
The problem of course is that your saying that immediately negates your argument. Reece could only win if you did NOT say anything. :O:

[Gargamel]

The problem of course is that your saying that immediately negates your argument. Reece could only win if you did NOT say anything. :O:

Hence why the existence of the babel fish completely negates God.

[Cybermat47]

IF ANYONE POSTS AFTER ME, I WILL REDUCE SUBSIM TO A VIDEO LOOP OF Doctor Who: The Twin Dilemma.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

[Gargamel]

Well, as nurse who is a horrible sci fi show, any episode would be torture.

[Cybermat47]

Well, as nurse who is a horrible sci fi show, any episode would be torture.


There are some people who would disagree with you...
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=198797
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=1941311

[JU_88]

IF ANYONE POSTS AFTER ME, I WILL REDUCE SUBSIM TO A VIDEO LOOP OF Doctor Who: The Twin Dilemma.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!


Aww, you mean I have to endlessly watch Nicola bryant running around in a crop top, shorts and heels on a hot summers day??

http://www.oohbabybaby.co.uk/gallery/albums/M-O/normal_nicola%20bryant%20(1).jpg

Yeah well....I think I can live with that :)

[Jimbuna]

Me too :)

[JU_88]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zcHqSrpW0jE/UBGQSMP9ofI/AAAAAAAAADo/i1NhuGVQkQY/s1600/nicola+bryant.jpg
FAP FAP FAP


http://www.shadowlocked.com/images/stories/LISTS/doctors/who_colin_baker.jpg
GO AWAY COLIN!


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zcHqSrpW0jE/UBGQSMP9ofI/AAAAAAAAADo/i1NhuGVQkQY/s1600/nicola+bryant.jpg
FAP FAP FAP

:woot:

[Cybermat47]

:har::haha::har::haha:




:Kaleun_Salivating::k_rofl::Kaleun_Salivating::k_r ofl:

[soopaman2]

IF ANYONE POSTS AFTER ME, I WILL REDUCE SUBSIM TO A VIDEO LOOP OF Doctor Who: The Twin Dilemma.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!



Dooo eeeeet punk!

I think your scared, besides I am Charlie Sheen.

A winner.:hmph:

[Cybermat47]

Dammit.

[Cybermat47]

I win.

[Cybermat47]

Win I do

[Cybermat47]

I won.

[Cybermat47]

I WIIIIIIIIIN!

[Cybermat47]

Victory.

[Cybermat47]

I win, lol.

[Cybermat47]

Go away.
This is my thread now.

[Cybermat47]

Ein post, Ein user, Ein winner!

[Cybermat47]

I WIIIIIN

[Cybermat47]

You haven't got a chance.

[Cybermat47]

Booring.

[Cybermat47]

DO NOT REPLY.

[Cybermat47]

YAAY

[Cybermat47]

I think we have a winner...

[Cybermat47]

mmmmmm...

[Cybermat47]

Well, nobody else is posting, I guess I win.

[Cybermat47]

mmm, I wonder what i'll get?

[Cybermat47]

Hopefully a model.

(No, a plastic one, I'm not Dowly.)

[Cybermat47]

WINNER!

[Cybermat47]

lol

[soopaman2]

Not so fast!:D

[Rhodes]

Not so fast!:D

Ah, that will be the day! :03:

[Cybermat47]

And I'm in the lead once more!

[JU_88]

And I'm in the lead once more!

oops, and ....lost it again :D