The last one to post wins!

[The Enigma]

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4941601278264732&pid=15.1&H=128&W=160

[Sailor Steve]

If you were creepy, you could dig through the Subsim Facebook Group until you find me.
I am creepy, but that's not on the agenda.

[The Enigma]

I am creepy
You mean like this?
http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4623636311507923&pid=15.1&H=160&W=146

or more like this?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a79EeG81YQQ/TZ1RpIzP05I/AAAAAAAAB8k/uJhzebrB7KY/s320/creepy-guy.jpg

[Jimbuna]

More like this...

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/2328/blahgc1.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/248/blahgc1.gif/)

[Red October1984]

http://thetravellerworldguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/mybase.jpg

[Cybermat47]

or more like this?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a79EeG81YQQ/TZ1RpIzP05I/AAAAAAAAB8k/uJhzebrB7KY/s320/creepy-guy.jpg

GESTAPO!

[Rhodes]

GESTAPO!

http://x.vukajlija.com/var/products/posters/201008/19979/herr-flick.jpg

Flick, Gestapo!

[Red October1984]

GESTAPO!

http://pics.rofl.to/pic/gestapo/download/www.rofl.to_gestapo.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://www.scale-models.co.uk/images/smilies/bonjour.gif

[Reece]

http://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/1020/361/522/004/whipped.jpg
The next person to post gets a whipping!!

[Red October1984]

Well....this is awkward.

[Jimbuna]

Ten more lashes it is then http://imgcash3.imageshack.us/img144/8633/whip1ul9.gif

[mapuc]

I 'm walking in a hallway, I hear lots of noises behind a door, I walk towards the door, I open it and are looking into a huge room, to my left I see a bunch of men and young guys in a big fight

BAM-there you have it Cyber
BAM-BAM this is for you Enigma

And so it goes on

I looked to the right and there I see a very beautiful and attractiv lady

It must be about her, they are fighting

I walk over to the lady and I take her hand and say come lets go

I open the door for her and before I close the door behind me I toke a look at the guys....Funny I have now been watching them for about 2 minutes and they haven't noticed that I have taken the girl and won

Markus

[The Enigma]

But you are mistaken.
This is not about winning a girl.
It's about being the last one to post in this thread.
Sorry to say that you loose (even with that girl, which is, by the way, Jimbuna dressed up like a girl).

[mapuc]

WHAT :o

[The Enigma]

A predictable reaction. :O:

[Jimbuna]

WHAT :o

A predictable reaction. :O:

I bloody well hope so :stare:

[frau kaleun]

I 'm walking in a hallway, I hear lots of noises behind a door, I walk towards the door, I open it and are looking into a huge room, to my left I see a bunch of men and young guys in a big fight

BAM-there you have it Cyber
BAM-BAM this is for you Enigma

And so it goes on

I looked to the right and there I see a very beautiful and attractiv lady

It must be about her, they are fighting

I walk over to the lady and I take her hand and say come lets go

I open the door for her and before I close the door behind me I toke a look at the guys....Funny I have now been watching them for about 2 minutes and they haven't noticed that I have taken the girl and won

Markus

Lol, this is interesting as I read a science article a few years back which talked about how some people were rethinking the old idea that it's always the alpha males in various animal species who pass on their genes to the subsequent generation, on account of how they are big and tough and fight off all the other competition and the ladies favor them exclusively for that reason.

After some careful observation they found that with some species, the beta males were beating the alphas to the punch, so to speak, by mating with the females while the bigger males were too busy fighting for the privilege to notice that by the time the fight was over the deed had already been done by one of their lesser brethren. They would then proceed to continue the mating process with the females without ever realizing that all they were getting was sloppy seconds and a much lower chance of passing on their DNA.

[Reece]

I think it's a case of wishful thinking on Markus's part!!:hmmm:
Nice dream though!!:yep:

[Cybermat47]

BAM-there you have it Cyber
BAM-BAM this is for you Enigma




:hmmm: Assuming that Enigma is an old overweight man (probably not), he would've won already.

[Cybermat47]

alpha males

You must have me confused with someone else.

And if I ever started going out with you (:doh:) you'd probably be arrested or something.

[Red October1984]

You must have me confused with someone else.

And if I ever started going out with you (:doh:) you'd probably be arrested or something.

:har:

Isnt that the great part about being young?

Date older people and they go to jail.

Except you would be in a bit of trouble too I imagine...

[Jimbuna]

It's the 'sloppy seconds' bit I'm having nightmares over :o

[The Enigma]

:hmmm: Assuming that Enigma is an old overweight man....

According to my wife, that's not the case. :03:

[Jimbuna]

According to my wife, that's not the case. :03:

Ask her shortly after your next row :)

[Sailor Steve]

Ask her shortly after your next row :)
:nope:

Jim, Jim Jim...when will you learn?

Emasculated and half dead is not the same as old and overweight. :O:
:rotfl2:




You've just known me for too long.

[Mork_417]

:rock:

[Red October1984]

I'm going to go to bed now....don't beat me in the posting game while I'm asleep....

8 HOURS FROM NOW! JUST WAIT! :stare:

[Sailor Steve]

don't beat me in the posting game while I'm asleep....
Reminds me of my older daughter. When she was five or so we were walking back home from the neighborhood play park. Suddenly she said "Race me, daddy!" Of course I could walk faster than her tiny legs could run. She started waving her arm at me and shouting "Don't beat me! Don't beat me!" I picked her up and carried her the rest of the way so we could both win.

Don't expect the same treatment.

[Red October1984]

Reminds me of my older daughter. When she was five or so we were walking back home from the neighborhood play park. Suddenly she said "Race me, daddy!" Of course I could walk faster than her tiny legs could run. She started waving her arm at me and shouting "Don't beat me! Don't beat me!" I picked her up and carried her the rest of the way so we could both win.

Don't expect the same treatment.

Well I would hope that I don't get the same treatment. If you carried me to the end of the thread, well, for one that would be creepy and weird. Two, i'm not as small as a 5 year old. Three, this thread will go on for years maybe.

Just don't touch me, mmmmkay? :timeout:

[mapuc]

Well I would hope that I don't get the same treatment. If you carried me to the end of the thread, well, for one that would be creepy and weird. Two, i'm not as small as a 5 year old. Three, this thread will go on for years maybe.

Just don't touch me, mmmmkay? :timeout:

Don't forget to take pictures and post them here in GT

[Herr-Berbunch]

Reminds me of my older daughter. When she was five or so we were walking back home from the neighborhood play park. Suddenly she said "Race me, daddy!" . . .

My daughter challenged me to a race from car to the door the other day, I didn't bother so obviously she won. Later on she was telling her mum and said, 'I won because it was a running race'. :doh: She's got a lot to learn.

Have I won a prize yet?

[Sailor Steve]

Have I won a prize yet?
Yes. Your daughter. :sunny:

[The Enigma]

Nice Prize!

[Jimbuna]

Only when they're well behaved.

[The Enigma]

But that's what we all do here: Behave :D

[Reece]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001002909/liar_xlarge.jpeg

[Red October1984]

REECE! YOU CROSSED THE LINE! :stare:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jtrjz96EeWc/TYlWlCcwi4I/AAAAAAAAAHU/FDSvlwhrSwU/s400/0081CrossedTheLine.jpg

[Freiwillige]

I check in for the first time in over a year and this is what I find on the front page! Lol forgot this even existed! Good job guys.

[Jimbuna]

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3464/thgenie9hyoj8.gif

[Red October1984]

:hmmm:


So.......what now? It's hard to come back to a Genie. :shifty:

[Jimbuna]

A flying carpet.

http://www.animationplayhouse.com/aaarabian.gif

[The Enigma]

http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/manuel.jpg
Si senor, itsse me who will win, not Jimbuna or anybody else...

[Jimbuna]

NEVER!!

http://www.thepunch.com.au/images/uploads/fawltytowersmain22.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=fawlty+towers+slap&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=FrEpBD6Q5mnmTM&tbnid=maxfq85DeNlxnM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thepunch.com.au%2Ftags%2Fboss es%2F&ei=YqtUUbzHIY2o0AW1iIDgAw&bvm=bv.44442042,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNH92TKfcJeZharphOqEB2Bs8utC4Q&ust=1364589756602792)

[The Enigma]

http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/50greatesttv/main/28.jpg
This broom will do the trick Manuel.

[Jimbuna]

I doubt it :hmmm:

[Red October1984]

Eh...that wound will buff out. :hmmm:

[The Enigma]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-oxVWsQiko88/TzeWH-DAgaI/AAAAAAAADYg/fLlGvpVU7So/s320/fawltyps01.jpg
It's time for me to deal with this, once and for all.

[Reece]

http://www.saintvespaluus.com/vicdic.jpg
You guys are awful!

[The Enigma]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-eJy3e8zXf60/TzeYLsFyfTI/AAAAAAAADY8/Jp0ebQuj798/s1600/vlcsnap-2012-01-05-21h16m31s88.png

[letter to all Subsim visitors]
Please stay out of this thread.
You don't know what will happen if Sybil gets angry. She becomes really ugly when you ignore her.

[Jimbuna]

http://files.myopera.com/Chokethefirst/albums/5469482/Last%20Post.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=last+post&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=d9H_RMuagubA6M&tbnid=nZaBIyHv9ELIGM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hayling.co.uk%2Fforum%2Fshowt hread.php%3Fp%3D577274&ei=84VVUa_pMqmk0AWHuYDoAg&bvm=bv.44442042,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNHGLcTcb8dXhZx2TDaZ-oB6Qk4D3w&ust=1364645715162581)
The last post

[The Enigma]

http://www.hotdvdcollection.com/images/upload/Image/Fawlty%20Towers%202.jpg
Look Manuel, that was Jimbuna.
Sybil changed him into a rat.
That's what you get when you don't listen to her!

[Jimbuna]

LOL :)

[The Enigma]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w99/photobucketsucks_013/judas%20priest/queens/metallica/new%20album/monty%20python/0103fawl.jpg
Look mister Fawlty, itse Jimbuna
He's back again. He no more rat!!

[Cybermat47]

It's the end for this thread...
The FINAL end

[The Enigma]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/Mark-AJ/Fawlty%20Towers/basil_fawlty_150.jpg
You are admitting that I've finally won?

[Red October1984]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/Mark-AJ/Fawlty%20Towers/basil_fawlty_150.jpg
You are admitting that I've finally won?

Ha! NO! :stare:

[Jimbuna]

Oh dear!! :nope:

[Red October1984]

http://www.bajiroo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-memes-images-meme-pictures-fun-7.jpg

Yeah....read it and weep.

[Armistead]

When someone finally wins this, what will be the prize?

[Red October1984]

When someone finally wins this, what will be the prize?

You can have some cake if you want

http://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/GLADOS.jpg

[Cybermat47]

I win.

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl2: :O:

[Red October1984]

I win.

You win...just like how 343 Guilty Spark won in Halo 3.

Yeah. I went there. :stare:

[The Enigma]

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa262/gregvamvakerides/FawltyTowers044.jpg
Despite Sybil (and all other posters in this thread), I'm not knocked out and I'm winning!!

[Reece]

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Peter-Sellers.jpg
I win or I push Kim's button!

[Jimbuna]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRlKzkBPrUWunJCs6DJ--rLHfFXkb1tLvNa_a3C7VmI8rsus4NY (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=dr%20strangelove&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=V_8SbvSKdsLG2M&tbnid=IFKYHHOaP-j1PM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fameblo.jp%2Fkm455%2Fday-20130316.html&ei=R-VWUZ_YHuuX0QXdcA&bvm=bv.44442042,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNE-ysCEC7F_qgShJY11uTs5VwPb_w&ust=1364735679917490)

[The Enigma]

http://www.dissolute.com.au/avweb/emmacol/large/steed.jpg
Can't say that I'm impressed.

[Red October1984]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rm4xU9iq1r1mpi1o1_500.png

[The Enigma]

http://revoltoftheplebs.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/missle.jpg?w=470&h=531
THIS is really out of control :D

[Red October1984]

You don't know out-of-control until you throw a bottle rocket.

That's fun as hell...but incredibly dangerous. :up: Just toss them up after waiting a sec and they fly. If the stick falls out, it's every man for himself.

[Mork_417]

Win now me does. :D

[Jimbuna]

Not likely :smug:

[Rhodes]

Not likely :smug:

Really?:hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

Indubitably.

[Red October1984]

Well...

(Insert awkward pause)

[The Enigma]

.....Drum fill.....

[Jimbuna]

http://jeffpicard.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/rim-shot-johnny-utah.thumbnail.jpg

[mapuc]

Ladies and Subsimmers, may I have your attention please

I'm proudly to present the winner who is......

[Cybermat47]

ME!

:woot::woot::woot::woot:
:woot::woot::woot::woot:
:woot::woot::woot::woot:
:woot::woot::woot::woot:

[Red October1984]

HAHAHA! What a loser!

You think that you won?

Funny.

[Reinhard Hardegen]

Might even be me:D

[NZChickenPlox]

maybe even dis newbie :arrgh!:

[Red October1984]

maybe even dis newbie :arrgh!:

Um....

http://static.tumblr.com/p9sg1wm/TJRm9sdz2/i_dont_think_so.gif


(Welcome aboard though!) :03:

[Reece]

It certainly isn't you, all I can say is this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ)
:O:

[NZChickenPlox]

lol

[Red October1984]

This is no time for "lol"

This is why we have smileys. :lol:

[Sailor Steve]

LOL

[Red October1984]

LOL

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[Reinhard Hardegen]

This is no time for "lol"

This is why we have smileys. :lol:

LoL :O:

[Sailor Steve]

smileys
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Alec-Guinness-as-George-S-007_zpsba959a0d.jpg
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Gary_Oldman_as_George_Smiley_picture_2_Tinker_Tail or_Soldier_Spy_remake_movie_Le_Carre_Alfredson_zps 264c07bb.png

[Reece]

Most amusing Steve!. . .
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Politics/images-4/obama-serious-look.jpg
NOT!!

[Cybermat47]

HAHAHA! What a loser!

You think that you won?

Funny.

:):):):)
:):):):)
:):):):)

My army is ready to attack on command. Where's your army, Red? WHERE'S YOUR ARMY?!

[Sailor Steve]

Most amusing Steve!. . . NOT!!
Leave it to you to turn this into another Obama thread! :O:

[Red October1984]

:):):):)
:):):):)
:):):):)

My army is ready to attack on command. Where's your army, Red? WHERE'S YOUR ARMY?!

You have smileys? Ha! Cute. Are you going to drown me in happiness? It'll take a lot for that to happen. :O:

I have Spetsnaz.

http://wiki.urbandead.com/images/5/54/Spetsnaz_training_snow.jpg

[Cybermat47]

You have smileys? Ha! Cute. Are you going to drown me in happiness? It'll take a lot for that to happen. :O:

I have Spetsnaz.

http://wiki.urbandead.com/images/5/54/Spetsnaz_training_snow.jpg

Here is my other army.

💩💩💩💩
💩💩💩💩
💩💩💩💩
💩💩💩💩

[Red October1984]

Here is my other army.

💩💩💩💩
💩💩💩💩
💩💩💩💩
💩💩💩💩


All I see is a bunch of squares....

You must forget that the rest of the world views subsim on a computer. :hmmm: We don't get to see your pretty iPad smileys. :know:

[Reinhard Hardegen]

:har: you guys are just too much

[Red October1984]

:har: you guys are just too much

The question is.....are we really? :hmmm: :06:

[Vince82]

Here is my other army.

��������
��������
��������
��������
All I see is a bunch of squares....



It's a roman legion! Beats those spetsnaz guys.

http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/1329/bunchofsquaresright.jpg

[Red October1984]

It's a roman legion! Beats those spetsnaz guys.

FINE!

Have it your way. Since you brought out your armor for this....

I'll bring out mine.

http://www.flamesofwar.com/Portals/0/all_images/Briefings/Soviets/KV-1s-01.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/whistle.gif

[Vince82]

FINE!

Have it your way. Since you brought out your armor for this....

I'll bring out mine.

http://www.flamesofwar.com/Portals/0/all_images/Briefings/Soviets/KV-1s-01.jpg

Just explaining what you see coming over the hill. I'm not in the fight, so please leave me out of it. :up:

[Rhodes]

Just explaining what you see coming over the hill. I'm not in the fight, so please leave me out of it. :up:

You are! When you post here, you declare war on us! :woot:

[Vince82]

You are! When you post here, you declare war on us! :woot:

I see.

"Good evening, is this oberst Rudel, speaking?"

"Jawohl."

"Very well..."

[u crank]

http://www.myemoticons.com/images/super-smileys/work/sweeping.gif

[Reece]

http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/whistle.gif

[Red October1984]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TwIj7vPit2c/TeVcQ46fTPI/AAAAAAAAA80/jsUEm3ifiTI/s1600/Russian_army_march.jpg

I declare WAR! :salute:

[Mork_417]

:huh:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/badwerewolf.gif

[Sailor Steve]

I declare WAR! :salute:
So which one of those sweet lookin' boys is you?

[Reece]

So which one of those sweet lookin' boys is you?
Isn't he the one with the lipstick Steve?:hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

Well, #5 from the right looks a little like Blackadder...

[Mork_417]

(insert winner here)

[The Enigma]

(done that)

[Jimbuna]

(got the tee-shirt).

[The Enigma]

http://media1.teenormous.com/items/site.shirtmandude.com/winningshirt.jpg

[Rhodes]

Ha, Enigma is wrong again!

[Jimbuna]

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/4585/ahfooey1.gif

[mapuc]

:agree:

[Reece]

http://topnews.in/files/Kim-Jong-Un.jpg
I'm gonna nuke this thread then I win!

[Red October1984]

So which one of those sweet lookin' boys is you?

Why do you want to know? :hmmm: Creeping?

Here's me.

http://eimg.mod.gov.cn/SpecialReports/attachement/jpg/site2/20090722/001fd04bb2e10bd1089e34.jpg

[Mork_417]

http://topnews.in/files/Kim-Jong-Un.jpg
I'm gonna nuke this thread then I win!


With what, a unicorn induced rainbow? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Or maybe a bad haircut.

[The Enigma]

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4671722796354233&pid=15.1&H=160&W=130
A bad haircut?
It's art!

[Jimbuna]

http://www.digitalbusstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Uber-Mohawk2.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=crazy+haircut&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=Vse5UIJRGpF2VM&tbnid=gK7XM75HJE3MlM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.digitalbusstop.com%2Fcomicall y-bad-hair-styles%2F&ei=fbNcUbCWIuXb0QXd1oDYCA&bvm=bv.44770516,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNEAqD9WYy677jZFoQ-4Gd-OXjZxGw&ust=1365115985581806)

[Red October1984]

Okay seriously....

NEVER GET YOUR HAIR CUT AT WALMART! I learned that today when this really big lady with purple hair cut my hair at walmart. I probably couldn't fit my arms around her if I tried. She breathed down on my face the entire time and I don't want to know what part of her kept brushing me. It was 20 MINUTES LONG! I held my breath at least half of that. :timeout:

*Shiver*

:nope: :dead:

[Sailor Steve]

The Wal*Marts here don't have barbers. Opticians, but no barbers. We've had a local place for decades called The Dollar Shop. It runs about six bucks these days, but the barbers are professional and fast.

That said, I only go in there when I want to get my head shaved. Any trimming I do myself.

[Red October1984]

The Wal*Marts here don't have barbers. Opticians, but no barbers. We've had a local place for decades called The Dollar Shop. It runs about six bucks these days, but the barbers are professional and fast.

We have SmartStyle Hair Salon, Subway, some sort of photography thing, optician, and pharmacy in our Walmart.

That said, I only go in there when I want to get my head shaved. Any trimming I do myself.

How do you do the back of your head? :06:

[Sailor Steve]

How do you do the back of your head? :06:
By feel.

[Red October1984]

By feel.

:o

I bet the first time you did that was a disaster.

[Mork_417]

Mohawk, every Halloween.


In the lead again. :D

[Reece]

I don't think so!!:O:

[Mork_417]

Ambushed!!!! :wah:


Fall back & regroup!!! :arrgh!:

[Rhodes]

Stand ground!

[Red October1984]

Alrighty then.

*stands up and places feet on the ground*

[Mork_417]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PKeTXVgmQ20/SrOWc_GfDcI/AAAAAAAAAfk/GSW1Rczf5mU/s320/hobbit_feet1.jpg

[Red October1984]

My feet aren't that ugly...but that's not important

What's important is that i'm in the lead now.

[Reece]

Think again!:O:

[Mork_417]

My turn again. :D

[Red October1984]

Right.... still winning.

[Mork_417]

Correct sir. :cool:

[Rhodes]

^Cock game, as we call it!

Yes, that game here is called Jogo do Galo, that means, Cock/roster game!:D

[Jimbuna]

Good evening all :cool:

[Rhodes]

Good evening all :cool:

Good evening Jim!

[The Enigma]

Sorry for being late.
Hey, I'm the last one.
I WIN!!!!!

[Jimbuna]

I think not :smug:

[Sailor Steve]

I don't think. Even so, it's obvious.

[Jimbuna]

I don't think. Even so, it's obvious.

No argument there then :O:

[Harald_Lange]

Hey look! I won!

[Jimbuna]

Most definitely not :smug:

[Sailor Steve]

But he did win! For two whole minutes! :rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

A lifetime for some.....goodnight :smug:

[Rhodes]

Boa noite!

[Reece]

http://www.observationdeck.org/weblogs/wp-content/uploads/jimcarrey.jpg
I win!! - anyone posting after me gets a kiss!!

[Rhodes]

http://www.fritchy.com/images/smilies/Eyecrazy.gif http://www.fritchy.com/images/smilies/shocked.gif

[Red October1984]

You kiss me.....I stab you. It's as simple as that. :up:

[Reinhard Hardegen]

This is the last post....:03:

I win:salute:

[Red October1984]

^^^^^^

Looks like I'm going to have to stab this guy too.

[Madox58]

That is a threatening statement!
We'll be along to take all your Ginsu knives (and all Guns just in case)
Please answer the door then lay face down on the floor.
Thank you for your co-operation.
:D

[Reece]

You can join them punk!!
http://www.screeninsults.com/images/dirty-harry2.jpg
Go ahead, make my day!!

[Mork_417]

Ok, your five minutes are up. :D

[The Enigma]

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4784315349926249&pid=15.1&H=159&W=160
Peace brothers.
You can't winn them all.

[Red October1984]

That is a threatening statement!
We'll be along to take all your Ginsu knives (and all Guns just in case)
Please answer the door then lay face down on the floor.
Thank you for your co-operation.
:D

Okay GLaDOS and/or US Government.

Want me to assume the "Party Escort Submission Position"? HA! Funny! :har:

[Mork_417]

Y'all have a good day. :salute:

[Rhodes]

Thank you, you to!

[Jimbuna]

Did somebody mention kissing?

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/2298/hirsch07pr71.gif

[Rhodes]

http://tgatasvip.net/forum/Smileys/default/love0076.gif

[Reece]

Did somebody mention kissing?


http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/5/8/l589319509.jpg
A big kiss for you Jim dear!!

[Red October1984]

AHHHH!! NO PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION!

[Reece]

AHHHH!! NO PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION!
Jealous huh?:hmmm:

[Red October1984]

Jealous huh?:hmmm:

No. I'm not. None of you are that girl at school.... :03:

[The Enigma]

How can you be so sure? :O:

[Jimbuna]

Yeah, how can you be so sure?

[Red October1984]

This girl has no interest whatsoever for submarine gaming and doesn't spend a whole lot of time studying WW2. She'd just be out of place here... :)

[Mork_417]

Weekend sneak attack!!!

Hi-Ya CHOP! :D

[The Enigma]

Weekend aftermath:
You Loose :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Coming to an end...pretty soon.

[Platapus]

Weekend aftermath:
You Loose :arrgh!:
I hope he gets tightened up. :o

[Red October1984]

But my Baseball team won today! That has to count for something!

[Jimbuna]

Not really.

[Red October1984]

The St Louis Cardinals even won today. It counts...

[Reece]

Not to me!!:D

[Red October1984]

:/\\!!

I forgot....

The rest of the world is weird and too stupid to understand baseball. :O:

[Reece]

http://thesocialgods.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dearbro1.jpg
That was uncalled for. . . Sniff!!

[The Enigma]

http://www.allfunnyfaces.com/pictures/Crazy_Face_Guy.jpg
OMG, You made Reece cry.

[Red October1984]

Maybe he'll watch baseball now.... :yep:

[Jimbuna]

I can sense I'm about to win...any takers? :smug:

[Red October1984]

Well I'll surely take a win.

[Jimbuna]

You could soon feel disappointed :smug:

[Red October1984]

Well it's not like you're winning or anything.

[Sailor Steve]

Nor you.

[Jimbuna]

Time to unleash the cunning plan Steve?

http://i1.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens8389751_1259880978Blackadder-wibble.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=black+adder+underwear&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=kEV54OkSwyHClM&tbnid=1ncI3QDNaQK2ZM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.squidoo.com%2Fblackadder-wibble&ei=ztNhUfnGLqXQ0QXl7YDoBQ&bvm=bv.44770516,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNFtc249XkGSDqAC26_6CxePaLR8BQ&ust=1365452108367753)

[Rhodes]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltd8soZmMI1qb8reqo1_250.jpg

BlackAdder!!!

[Sailor Steve]

BlackAdder!!!
No, silly. Melchett! :D

[Rhodes]

No, silly. Melchett! :D

Really? You don't say...:O:

(he is calling for Cpt. Blackadder!)

[Sailor Steve]

Really? You don't say...:O:

(he is calling for Cpt. Blackadder!)
Queenie wants to know where her prezzy is!
(I've been working my way through the whole series again. Just watched 'Head' last night.)

[Madox58]

:haha:
You typed 'Head'.
:har:

[Sailor Steve]

Thank you Beevis.

[Madox58]

:D
Anytime.
:salute:

[Red October1984]

Thank you Beevis.

Uh....his name is Beavis you idiot

You can't forget about me.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/it/d/d4/Butthead.png

My name is Butthead....Uhuhuhuh...Butt....

[Rhodes]

My name is Butthead....Uhuhuhuh...Butt....
http://www.fritchy.com/images/smilies/booty.gif

[Sailor Steve]

you idiot
Yes I am. thank you for noticing.

My name is Butthead
Thank you for clearing that up.

[Madox58]

you idiot



You need to be a little more obtuse.
Or accept you may get a warning.
Like this..........
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2037883&postcount=44

:haha:

[Reece]

My name is Butthead

Ok, you win!!:03:

[Red October1984]

Ok, you win!!:03:

Uhuhuhuhuhu....

Hey Beavis.....

http://mtv.mtvnimages.com/onair/beavisandbutthead/season_9/images/video/episodes/902/seg1_140x105.jpg?height=211

Did I just score?

[Jimbuna]

Hello Darling

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/96/Blackadder_4_captain_darling.jpg/250px-Blackadder_4_captain_darling.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=blackadder+darling&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=dXBVE4eqrPwKNM&tbnid=TRKmi66Trdnp0M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FDarling _(Blackadder)&ei=Gp5iUYCaC5Dv0gXHroDQBw&bvm=bv.44770516,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNEBraoNDzXUI592PiT4y4HY43n03Q&ust=1365503868947487)

[Red October1984]

Well hello there....

Please don't look at me that way. :stare:

[The Enigma]

http://lecoindefranie.l.e.pic.centerblog.net/pkelcz99.gif
Hi there

[Jimbuna]

Hi

http://www.quitor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bear-catching-fish.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=catch+fish&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=liEwX3gQkL1P0M&tbnid=BH566B3t-qGY2M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.quitor.com%2Finteresting-picture-of-bear.html&ei=9ChjUaG4IquR0QXKp4GoDQ&bvm=bv.44770516,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNETJJP6XzYuqCRJ5DXmkE_H51NZ5A&ust=1365539402969775)

[Cybermat47]

Hello Darling

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/96/Blackadder_4_captain_darling.jpg/250px-Blackadder_4_captain_darling.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=blackadder+darling&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=dXBVE4eqrPwKNM&tbnid=TRKmi66Trdnp0M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FDarling _(Blackadder)&ei=Gp5iUYCaC5Dv0gXHroDQBw&bvm=bv.44770516,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNEBraoNDzXUI592PiT4y4HY43n03Q&ust=1365503868947487)

Made a last note in my diary. It reads: Bugger.

[Rhodes]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqj69bvys31qj4b9to1_400.gif

[frau kaleun]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqj69bvys31qj4b9to1_400.gif

Looks like it's already under construction just below his nose.

[Jimbuna]

My thoughts precisely :)

[Red October1984]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqj69bvys31qj4b9to1_400.gif

I have an American Size 15 foot. My toes aren't small. :03:

[mapuc]

I have an American Size 15 foot. My toes aren't small. :03:


To do what, hide them in this characters "Nest"?

:haha:

Markus

[Reece]

I have an American Size 15 foot. My toes aren't small. :03:
Damn that's a lot of jam!!:dead:

[Cybermat47]

Damn that's a lot of jam!!:dead:

Feed it to the bilge ducks!:up:

[Red October1984]

Damn that's a lot of jam!!:dead:

My toes look like short fingers.

I can show you if you want... :O:

[Reece]

My toes look like short fingers.

I can show you if you want... :O:
I'll pass!!:oops:

[soopaman2]

We are all friends here.

So I ask a supreme favor of all my great esteemed peers on this fine public forum.

I deserve to win.

I will lower your taxes and decrease spending.

I will do this by...*runs out of gas*

Just vote for me!

I am practicing for my 2016 presidential run.

Not bad...Ehhh?:D

[Madox58]

I have an American Size 15 foot.
You have a good career opportunity then.
The Forest Service Fire and Aviation Management is a wide field looking for people just like you.
Imagine all the forest fires you could stomp out!
:haha:

[Red October1984]

Ha. Gee. Never heard that one before.

"They want you to stomp out the fire downtown..."

I've also been told that if I practice a little, I'll be able to walk on water. :hmmm:

[mapuc]

Mommy, Mommy their mock me at school saying I have big feet

- Don't believe them my son.
Now do as I said and park your shoes in the garage

Markus

[Red October1984]

Mommy, Mommy their mock me at school saying I have big feet

- Don't believe them my son.
Now do as I said and park your shoes in the garage

Markus

:rotfl2:

That one made me laugh.

It's actually pretty darn easy to tread water in the pool. :) I can swim without using my arms and all. :har:

[Mork_417]

Graveyard shift reporting for duty. :salute:

[Rhodes]

Graveyard shift reporting for duty. :salute:

Already?

[Mork_417]

Yep.

[Reece]

fire away boys!!:yep:

[Mork_417]

Bang? :hmmm:

[Reece]

You dirty rat, you got me!!!:oops::doh::dead:

[Rhodes]

You dirty rat, you got me!!!:oops::doh::dead:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aSEiJPVsBNc/UD-viW5kz0I/AAAAAAAAA1A/-klqqARsXBI/s1600/f0a9e7fe_you-dirty-rat.jpeg

James Cagney?

[The Enigma]

http://lifeofryan.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/nuclear-attack-duck-and-cover.jpg

[Jimbuna]

You dirty rat, you got me!!!:oops::doh::dead:

Which one?

[Reece]

http://www.johndyer.com/11thDayB.jpg
It was Floppy!. . . ooooH!! . . . FFFFT!!

[nikimcbee]

http://www.johndyer.com/11thDayB.jpg

Those bastids, they killed Reece!

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRnt07MyfZNAoxj3AkkFrMny0qPXblk7 25aRtqJP8MsoAvM-uQc
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000756093/polls_nooo_2856_60676_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/781/nooo1.jpg (http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/best-dressed-star-at-the-acm-awards/question-3626201/)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-exAiFEL602U/UDPMJ5_LZ1I/AAAAAAAAAtU/rFCg0hRNoq4/s1600/shocked+boy+NOOO.jpg

http://www.deviantart.com/download/196795533/no_llama_nooo_by_your_tiger_eyes-d3960el.png

[Red October1984]

Damn....

Now Reece isn't alive to put me into his Will.... :wah:

[mapuc]

Have faith...Reece will return in the next upcoming sequel

Markus

[Sailor Steve]

Then he'll make sure he puts you into his won't.

[Red October1984]

Then he'll make sure he puts you into his won't.

Haha. That's funny. :har:

:salute: :up:

[Mork_417]

Wow, so much has transpired since i pulled the trigger. :hmmm:


Think i'll go pack me bags, and head out of town for a bit. :huh:

[Reece]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2012/10/09/Style/Images/DSC_4016gn.jpg
I have returned for you FloppyRat, revenge is sweet!!

[Mork_417]

http://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy65/kaelasgifsandcrap/gifs/th_vxdu7r.gif

[Red October1984]

Boohoo poor you :stare:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.fullhalloween.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/zombies_the_beginning-horror-movie-gif.gif

[nikimcbee]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_606w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2012/10/09/Style/Images/DSC_4016gn.jpg
I have returned for you FloppyRat, revenge is sweet!!

Reece, as a friend, I think you're spending too much time on the tanning bed.

[nikimcbee]

Damn....

Now Reece isn't alive to put me into his Will.... :wah:

As Reece's lawyer, I will RO1984, all of Reece's Revlon make-up cache, his Emelda Marcos shoe collection (but not the pumps, Tarjak gets those), and the Hello Kitty fluffy pink dress collection.

[frau kaleun]

and the Hello Kitty fluffy pink dress collection.

I can see why, it looks stunning on you.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2039/1937259619_a2e39798d2.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2039/1937259619_a2e39798d2.jpg

JASON! :o

[frau kaleun]

JASON! :o

That's Miss Jason, if you please. :O: