The last one to post wins!

[Red October1984]

YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS!!

Haha! :rotfl2:

[The Enigma]

Those were the days that watching tennis was fun.

[garren]

What did I win? I'm the last to post. :03:

[Red October1984]

No...because now i'm the last one

[The Enigma]

Are you?

[garren]

Not anymore. :D

[The Enigma]

You are sooo right :arrgh!:

[garren]

And you are so wrong! :03:

[magic452]

I'm just SO SO but am leading right now. :D:D

Magic

[The Enigma]

For a split moment you were indeed. :smug:

[garren]

Too slow suckers! :arrgh!:

[Red October1984]

Ah...so we're back to doing this are we?

[garren]

Ah...so we're back to doing this are we?

Back to doing what?

BTW...

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35307810.jpg

[Red October1984]

Back to doing what?

The thing where we all post about how we're winning. It's pointless even for this thread IMO.

[garren]

The thing where we all post about how we're winning. It's pointless even for this thread IMO.


You're just saying that because you're currently losing. :O:

[Red October1984]

Neither of us will win anyway... :hmmm:

[garren]

Neither of us will win anyway... :hmmm:

But I am winning now. And that's all that matters. :yep:

[Spiced_Rum]

Second place is just first loser.

[Red October1984]

Truest words posted in a while here.

[Spiced_Rum]

No prize for second place.

[Jimbuna]

That's true.

[Spiced_Rum]

And being third is worse.

[Jimbuna]

True also.

[The Enigma]

So I'm number one then.

[Wolferz]

Winner! Winner!
Chicken dinner!

Well, at least you got something to eat.

[The Enigma]

for a short while :O:

[Jimbuna]

Winner! Winner!
Chicken dinner!

Well, at least you got something to eat.

http://media-cache-ec3.pinimg.com/192x/71/f5/81/71f5819ae8ce38bd2d30ca5cd58588f7.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=it%20wasn't%20chicken&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=soK0yErcrWTg8M&tbnid=rlALyOOws9X0_M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fpinterest.com%2Fstrattonphoto%2Fi nspirational-messages%2F&ei=guXvUdy6HPKg0wXl_IC4Aw&bvm=bv.49641647,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNEYrh7NJFstSL3xjBfbiqsZ-jKYlw&ust=1374762747802413)

[garren]

:88) !gninniw ma I

[Jimbuna]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8306/onozomg21.gif http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8306/onozomg21.gif

[Red October1984]

:har:

Whatever will we do?!

[Jimbuna]

In before the imminent lock.

[Red October1984]

Me too!

:)

[The Enigma]

Are we going to lock it again?
OK, let's do that right now.

[STEED]

NOW!

[Jimbuna]

*now where did I leave that key?*

[STEED]

Now...now...now....jim heres $1000 for you.

[Jimbuna]

Now...now...now....jim heres $1000 for you.

Okay....but I lied :)

[garren]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSNZy8eTS8nsDHE00PE77H8y_WE5ChaU _3KdCnPXDubpvOupgzu

[STEED]

Well I keep my word unlike others...

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110413031026/monopoly/images/thumb/7/74/$500.jpg/200px-$500.jpg http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110413031026/monopoly/images/thumb/7/74/$500.jpg/200px-$500.jpg

[Red October1984]

*puts on Obama voice*

Uhhhhh Vacation Time, my fellow Americans. :03:

[garren]

For the last time...

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSNZy8eTS8nsDHE00PE77H8y_WE5ChaU _3KdCnPXDubpvOupgzu

[STEED]

$2000 jim?

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110413031026/monopoly/images/thumb/7/74/$500.jpg/200px-$500.jpghttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110413031026/monopoly/images/thumb/7/74/$500.jpg/200px-$500.jpg
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110413031026/monopoly/images/thumb/7/74/$500.jpg/200px-$500.jpghttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110413031026/monopoly/images/thumb/7/74/$500.jpg/200px-$500.jpg

[The Enigma]

He is a liar, don't spend your money on him.
Give it to me and I'll promise I won't post here again. :D

[STEED]

:har::har::har:

[Red October1984]

NO!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbcmdl61wk1rx8lgjo1_500.gif

[STEED]

He is a liar, don't spend your money on him.
Give it to me and I'll promise I won't post here again. :D

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110413031026/monopoly/images/thumb/7/74/$500.jpg/200px-$500.jpghttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110413031026/monopoly/images/thumb/7/74/$500.jpg/200px-$500.jpghttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110413031026/monopoly/images/thumb/7/74/$500.jpg/200px-$500.jpghttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110413031026/monopoly/images/thumb/7/74/$500.jpg/200px-$500.jpghttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110413031026/monopoly/images/thumb/7/74/$500.jpg/200px-$500.jpg

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110413031026/monopoly/images/thumb/7/74/$500.jpg/200px-$500.jpghttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110413031026/monopoly/images/thumb/7/74/$500.jpg/200px-$500.jpghttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110413031026/monopoly/images/thumb/7/74/$500.jpg/200px-$500.jpghttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110413031026/monopoly/images/thumb/7/74/$500.jpg/200px-$500.jpghttp://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110413031026/monopoly/images/thumb/7/74/$500.jpg/200px-$500.jpg

[garren]

"Alright baby, you distract them with your glorious bouncing jugs while I go in for the win!" :03:

[garren]

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSdehjagsNeVpi4Z08UtePdAyvxE6oFt 32XjJ3YCfzQRmbvietd

[Red October1984]

:hmmm:

[The Enigma]

Thank you for the money Steed, but to be honest:
I'm a liar too :O:

[STEED]

Just to let you know you will have a problem trying to spend that money outside the monopoly board game. :har:

[garren]

Steed can be locked up for counterfeiting monopoly money online. That will be one less person to compete against me. :D

"Uh, hello, 911, I want to report a theft. This guy named Steed on SumSim.com has counterfeited monopoly money online and I want you to take him out so I can win the "Last person to post wins" thread on the same site. Uh huh, yeah, I think he's armed and dangerous too and I'm not trying to get him into too much trouble but he also hates kittens and little old ladies with walkers also. :03: Yeah, I agree, he's a REAL sicko! ... Oh you will? Well, that's good. Reeeeaaaal good! :03: Yeah, sicko kitten haters and monopoly thieves like him don't belong in society at all. I completely agree. Ok, thank you so much again, goodbye."

OK, Steed, I've called the police on you and they will be there any minute to take you down. Better start hiding and leave this thread alone forever. :smug:

So I can win! :D

[Red October1984]

"Alright team. We've got a call. There's a guy named garren who is setting up people to be terrorists. We believe that he is one...and should be removed from society. He is armed and dangerous according to his avatar on Subsim.com"

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110721155016/deadliestwarrior/images/8/80/Swat.jpg

[garren]

"Alright team. We've got a call. There's a guy named garren who is setting up people to be terrorists. We believe that he is one...and should be removed from society. He is armed and dangerous according to his avatar on Subsim.com"

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110721155016/deadliestwarrior/images/8/80/Swat.jpg


You'll never take me alive coppers! :arrgh!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECIOp-SHs3I

[Jimbuna]

Time to take stock :hmm2:

[Red October1984]

You'll never take me alive coppers! :arrgh!:

We're not coppers.

http://www.americanspecialops.com/images/photos/rangers/army-rangers.jpg

[garren]

Reason: Those were banned from here a good while back....remember?"

No. I've seen a post from Steed, I believe, of a naked chick on a motorcycle. You can see part of her butt. It's still up. But we cant show boobs bouncing even if they are covered? But little children feed off them so they can't be considered sexual.

Maybe Sharia law IS coming to America? We're covering our women up now? Sad. :nope:


Anyways, I'm winning. :O:

[STEED]

Steed can be locked up for counterfeiting monopoly money online. That will be one less person to compete against me. :D

"Uh, hello, 911, I want to report a theft. This guy named Steed on SumSim.com has counterfeited monopoly money online and I want you to take him out so I can win the "Last person to post wins" thread on the same site. Uh huh, yeah, I think he's armed and dangerous too and I'm not trying to get him into too much trouble but he also hates kittens and little old ladies with walkers also. :03: Yeah, I agree, he's a REAL sicko! ... Oh you will? Well, that's good. Reeeeaaaal good! :03: Yeah, sicko kitten haters and monopoly thieves like him don't belong in society at all. I completely agree. Ok, thank you so much again, goodbye."

OK, Steed, I've called the police on you and they will be there any minute to take you down. Better start hiding and leave this thread alone forever. :smug:

So I can win! :D

No. I've seen a post from Steed, I believe, of a naked chick on a motorcycle. You can see part of her butt. It's still up. But we cant show boobs bouncing even if they are covered? But little children feed off them so they can't be considered sexual.

Maybe Sharia law IS coming to America? We're covering our women up now? Sad. :nope:


Anyways, I'm winning. :O:




http://images.wikia.com/anime-arts/images/e/e1/20120622052737!Rofl.gif

[Jimbuna]

I doubt that will ever happen :hmm2:

[STEED]

I am...

[STEED]

...the winner of page 355.

[Jimbuna]

Not

[STEED]

yes

[STEED]

Yes I am

[STEED]

I win

[Jimbuna]

You couldn't win a pork pie in a pie shop.

[Red October1984]

I doubt that will ever happen :hmm2:

Oh but there's always a chance.

[Jimbuna]

True that...'no' chance.

[STEED]

Sod the pork pie I want that naked women over there..

[Jimbuna]

More chance of winning the lottery in consecutive weeks...and I've 5 lucky dips on the Friday Euro Millions :sunny:

[Red October1984]

True that...'no' chance.

Sod the pork pie I want that naked women over there..

Well STEED...I think Jim has got you nailed down.

There shall be no naked women in GT....we can get close...but no cigar.

[STEED]

Thats fraud...:shifty:

[STEED]

Well STEED...I think Jim has got you nailed down.

There shall be no naked women in GT....we can get close...but no cigar.

Who cares about the GT when I can see the women in question from my window. :har:

[Jimbuna]

Isn't it time for you to be in bed Red October?

[STEED]

What a sexy lady...a mature sexy lady at that. :woot:

Are well, right where were we? About to fall off the CHAIRRRRRRRRRR!


Ouch. :har:

[Rhodes]

There shall be no naked women in GT....we can get close...but no cigar.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion!

[Red October1984]

Isn't it time for you to be in bed Red October?

It's 1809 in Missouri right now.

Unless I'm like 3, no there's no reason for me to be in bed when the sun doesn't even go down until 2130.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion!

You have no idea how much I just laughed. :har:

[Rhodes]

You have no idea how much I just laughed. :har:
:up:

[STEED]

Let STEED win and you lot get...

http://wasted-german-youth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/free-beer-sign2.gif

Get your laughing gear around a pint of this..
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2640/4102314711_f47754d8a4.jpg

[Red October1984]

Let STEED win and you lot get...

Well a whole lot of good that'll do me. :doh:

[mapuc]

This is getting very interesting

One is trying to bribe us

One is trying to use desperate measure

One should think that the winner could win a lot of....well something


Markus

[Red October1984]

This is getting very interesting

One is trying to bribe us

One is trying to use desperate measure

One should think that the winner could win a lot of....well something

I know the winner will be the winner of a lot of bragging rights. :03:

[garren]

And that will be me Red October.

[Red October1984]

Oh? Really? I'm going to have to see some proof.

[garren]

It's right here. See, Iz winning! :D

[The Enigma]

I don't see that. :arrgh!:

[garren]

I don't see that. :arrgh!:

Beat it loser. This is my game. :)

[The Enigma]

I doubt it.

[Red October1984]

Beat it loser. This is my game. :)

Not really...I've been doing this longer than you. :O:

[garren]

Not really...I've been doing this longer than you. :O:

So you're over the hill. It's time for you to give up so I can win. :haha:

[Red October1984]

I may have been doing it longer than you...but I'm younger than you. I can go longer. :O:

[garren]

I may have been doing it longer than you...but I'm younger than you. I can go longer. :O:

I still got at least 35 years left in me and I don't intend to give up until I'm gone. And I might come back as a ghost because I'll have unfinished business here - like winning this thread. :stare:

[The Enigma]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110110125910/startrek/images/8/8c/Spock_2387.jpg
I fail to see the logic in this.

[garren]

I fail to see

Making fun of the blind? :nope:

[Red October1984]

I still got at least 35 years left in me and I don't intend to give up until I'm gone. And I might come back as a ghost because I'll have unfinished business here - like winning this thread. :stare:

Dedication at that level isn't possible. :03:

[The Enigma]

For some of us no, but for me: Yes it is possible :smug:

[Red October1984]

How? Are you partners with Ghost Hunters?

They'll find your ghost, take recordings, and post them on Subsim? :hmmm:

[Spiced_Rum]

Once Google, facebook, twitter, and Microsoft have finished with us, we will be assimilated and one with the Web.

[The Enigma]

Resistance is futile :haha:

[Rhodes]

Resistance is useless!
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i127/blueshift2k5/daleks.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Resistance is futile :haha:

Sounds like the wife :hmm2:

[The Enigma]

:haha::har:

[garren]

The doctor said I'm going to die....

I'd really like teh win.

http://images.wikia.com/shrek/images/d/d1/Puss_in_Boots_1.jpg

[STEED]

Time to step things up...Free beer & money if you let me win. :har:

[Jimbuna]

You couldn't supply the demand :)

[The Enigma]

I have to agree with Jimbuna

[garren]

I can win this without the beer or money steed. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Why thank you Enigma.

[The Enigma]

You are welcome :salute:

[garren]

Why thank you Enigma.

You are welcome :salute:

Are you guys going to kiss now?

http://images.theage.com.au/ftage/ffximage/2008/01/23/brokeback_wideweb__470x321,0.jpg

[Jimbuna]

The time is drawing nigh.

[The Enigma]

Although I would never kiss Jim, a handshake and a cool beer I'm always open for.

Sounds to me Garren that you are jealous :o

[STEED]

You couldn't supply the demand :)

I have to agree with Jimbuna

I can win this without the beer or money steed. :yep:

Time to take the trash out..

http://cs317919.vk.me/v317919892/952/K6eIy3_U4ns.jpg

[Red October1984]

But the trashmen only come on Tuesday. It'd be useless.

[Jimbuna]

Although I would never kiss Jim, a handshake and a cool beer I'm always open for.

Sounds to me Garren that you are jealous :o

I'm surprised you bothered to respond.

Any issues with posts and there is always the report button.

[STEED]

Give them it, Bender.

http://elviejopunk2.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/bender_futurama.jpg

[Wolferz]

"Alright team. We've got a call. There's a guy named garren who is setting up people to be terrorists. We believe that he is one...and should be removed from society. He is armed and dangerous according to his avatar on Subsim.com"

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110721155016/deadliestwarrior/images/8/80/Swat.jpg
Hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hold, ok hut hut hut hut hut huthut hut hut Wolferz wins

Lucky for you Garren. These guys can't kill you with the blank plugs in the end of their rifles. And what is that guy with kneepads? The gay one?

[The Enigma]

You missed, now it's my turn...
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/same-voice-fuzzy-lumpkins.jpeg

[STEED]

Time for the bigger gun Bender.

http://betweenbread.onomatopoetry.com/wp-content/uploads/futurama_bender_s_big_score_image__2_.jpg

[The Enigma]

To bad, my deflector shields are up.
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20050927154018/memoryalpha/en/images/c/c6/Voyager_shields.jpg

[STEED]

This is war!

http://www.robotmutant.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bender-fett.jpg

[The Enigma]

Now look what you have done, you killed the doctor...

http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/c/c9/Phlox_still_sleeping.jpg

[garren]

I'm winning and...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6229263104/hD444A8A6/

[STEED]

See you in cornwood for battle.

http://img.youtube.com/vi/Oj2VU_8l6gs/hqdefault.jpg

[garren]

See you in cornwood for battle.




You're such a clown...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5066811904/h6B55598C/

[STEED]

According to the rule book on this thread you just broke rule 4 section 2a and 2f, jim has to post a silly come back making him the winner today!

http://s3.vidimg.popscreen.com/original/6/eDk1MGJqMTI=_o_futurama-bender-auditions.jpg

[Red October1984]

Reminds me of Tropic Thunder...

Just corn starch and dye guys...

[The Enigma]

http://www.ourspacer.com/images/graphics/celeb-demotivational-posters/One-does-not-silly-walk-into-mordor.jpg

[Jimbuna]

^ a classic :)

[Red October1984]

This thread hasn't made me laugh like this in a long time.

[mapuc]

This thread hasn't made me laugh like this in a long time.

next time you laugh it will be a nervous laughter when you have noticed you was not the one that had won this thread. :O:

[Red October1984]

I only laugh nervously in public. :up:

[Red October1984]

Well....looks the other way now. :hmmm:

[The Enigma]

Lunatics will rule the world :rotfl2:

[Red October1984]

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTcyMTU3NDMzMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODUzNTIwNA@@._ V1._SX640_SY432_.jpg

Let's play some cards! :salute:

[The Enigma]

http://www.oddpedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Royal-flush.jpg
OK, I win!

[Jimbuna]

http://l.yimg.com/ck/image/A2916/29161/300_29161.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=five%20aces&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=SxNX_S_l9jzENM&tbnid=AUsjkKA_ipkJfM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fvoices.yahoo.com%2Fcheating-american-way-life-107240.html&ei=9EvyUeX0JISY0QW92oHYBQ&bvm=bv.49784469,d.ZG4&psig=AFQjCNGVdq64Gx_SZP2U_SbVXfjTdR4ZpQ&ust=1374920044407565)
I don't think so!

[Spiced_Rum]

The Ace of Spades is always a killer card to have

[Jimbuna]

Definitely in the spade

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/6849/hz5.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/822/hz5.gif/)

[The Enigma]

Two aces of spade???
You are cheating Jim :hmmm:

[STEED]

Anyone for a game of Bridge?

Problem is how can I trust you lot as you clearly been cheating at poker. :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

I wouldn't even know how many cards to deal from the start :doh:

[STEED]

Well that's cheating straight away using that old one. :har:

[The Enigma]

Perhaps we better play monopoly.
I've some cash to spend.... :smug:

[STEED]

Yea that money I gave away day ago.

[Jimbuna]

I've more than enough money for all of us.

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/2189/8arl.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/694/8arl.gif/)

[Red October1984]

Good. Now we can play Blackjack. :)

I'm actually really good at Blackjack.

[STEED]

Good. Now we can play Blackjack. :)

I'm actually really good at Blackjack.

Shuffles cards...

Your first card is.. 8 of spades

Hit or chicken out?

Hit to stay in the game
Chicken out and say good bye to jim's free money

[Red October1984]

Shuffles cards...

Your first card is.. 8 of spades

Hit or chicken out?

Hit to stay in the game
Chicken out and say good bye to jim's free money

Hit...obviously. :)

[STEED]

King of clubs.


You need 21 to win jim's big money.

[Red October1984]

No I don't...I just need to beat the dealer. :)

If you have 21, oh well...Let's try again. :har: I've got money.

Which is accepted here?

http://www.siskiyous.edu/staff/haugend/Images/3bill.jpg

or

http://thefinanser.co.uk/.a/6a01053620481c970b010536789ccb970b-800wi

or on the off chance

http://static.neatorama.com/images/2008-02/100000-dollar-bill.jpg

[STEED]

New rules...

Dealer only deals out your cards.

House is not daft enough to gamble my money it's jim's free money.

17 to 20 you get to play again.

21 you win, jim decides how much you win.

17 and under your a chicken and out you go.

Bust and your out.

5 cards and more adding up to 21 you win a free kiss from jim, don't ask me where. :haha:


As you got 18 you go again...

Your first card is..6 of hearts

[Red October1984]

I'll hit...but this is unfair since I have no idea if you're just thinking of cards or you're actually drawing.

[Wolferz]

I'll hit...but this is unfair since I have no idea if you're just thinking of cards or you're actually drawing.


Gamblers tip...

Don't bet your woody if you can't afford cab fare home.

[STEED]

I'll hit...but this is unfair since I have no idea if you're just thinking of cards or you're actually drawing.

No they are from a deck of cards...waddington Number 1 playing cards in blue.

Now did I remove the jokers? :hmmm: :har:

Queen of hearts.

Added rule..too stay in playing after chicken out or bust, jim decides how much he removes from the winning money. The money has nothing to do with the dealer.

[Wolferz]

Now did I remove the jokers? :hmmm: :har:


Nope, I'm still here.:ahoy: Looking out while I drive.

[Red October1984]

Nope, I'm still here.:ahoy: Looking out while I drive.

Don't slouch in your seat when you drive.

If you have a wreck, your femurs will either break or shoot out your rear end. If they shoot out your rear end, that woody you didn't gamble won't even work anymore even after they fix your legs.

Just thought you'd like a nice fact about driving. :O:

[STEED]

House rule fail to hit or chicken in the next five minutes will result in automatic bust.

[Wolferz]

House rule fail to hit or chicken in the next five minutes will result in automatic bust.

I didn't notice the sign that was put up after I came in here...

House rules subject to change on the fly

Are you for real?

Cashing out. I've got Femurs to break.:D

[STEED]

http://www.britishmuseum.org/images/bsl_bust_smirke_channel_624x351.jpg

Automatic bust...new dealer new player.

BTW: next card would had been 9 of hearts.

Who ever deals you can change to rules, players can only moan and groan at the rules. :har:

[Red October1984]

We need a better way of doing this. :hmmm:

[STEED]

We need a better way of doing this. :hmmm:

OK that was just joking around but I too think it can be done as a point system, sort of. :)

[Red October1984]

OK that was just joking around but I too think it can be done as a point system, sort of. :)

Me too... :hmmm:

This could be really, really cool if we could do this...

I have an idea...

[Jimbuna]

Banker always wins :smug:

[STEED]

Banker always wins :smug:

Too true. UP THE REVOLUTION!

[Jimbuna]

Too true. UP THE REVOLUTION!

I've just realised what I've said and to whom...wish I'd thought of that earlier :D

[STEED]

OK, here is the first idea for a point scoring system

Points Player/House
15 and under 2 points.
16 & 17= 4 points
18 & 19= 6 points
20= 8 points
21= 10 points
21= 5 cards or more you beat the house and get 20 points

House wins 20, your on 10 you loose 10 points.
House wins 19, your on 17 you loose 2 points.
House wins 19, your on 18 you loose 1 points.
You get the driff..

Clearly you need points to start with lets say 20 at the start of play, loose all the points your out.


Rule number 1= House must not cheat
Rule number 2= House must use a real deck of cards

[Jimbuna]

Rule number 3 = first prove rules 1 and 2 to everyone's satisfaction.

[STEED]

Rule number 3 = first prove rules 1 and 2 to everyone's satisfaction.

Tough got no choice. :haha:

Unless we all pile into your local pub jim? :har:

[BossMark]

Tough got no choice. :haha:

Unless we all pile into your local pub jim? :har:
Great idea whos turm is it?

[Jimbuna]

Get yersels up to East Fortune tomorrow then because I'm not driving :smug:

[Red October1984]

Tough got no choice. :haha:

Unless we all pile into your local pub jim? :har:

Damn... I won't be allowed... Unless they think I'm older like everybody does. :hmmm:

[STEED]

Damn... I won't be allowed... Unless they think I'm older like everybody does. :hmmm:

No problem, jim fix you up with a great ID. :up:

[Spiced_Rum]

Damn... I won't be allowed... Unless they think I'm older like everybody does. :hmmm:

No worries, there's always a kiddies playroom with a pool table and duke box. Or you could sit outside in the garden with a bag of chips and soda, and play through the pub window.

[Jimbuna]

No worries, there's always a kiddies playroom with a pool table and duke box. Or you could sit outside in the garden with a bag of chips and soda, and play through the pub window.

^ :har:

[The Enigma]

Just popping in to say hi.


Hi

[Spiced_Rum]

Were you out somewhere? I had not noticed with all the noice in here.

[Rhodes]

ME, the winner! Yupi!

http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/587/owh.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/543/owh.gif/)

[STEED]

What did you win?

[The Enigma]

That's a good question Steed.

@Spiced_Rum:
I was out but then in again.

[BossMark]

What did you win?
A night out with this :haha::haha:

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/IMG-20130722-WA0000_zps9abcb3e1.jpg

[Spiced_Rum]

Firewall is blocking any images, so I have no idea what he won, whether good or bad. Talk about a blind date.

[Red October1984]

No problem, jim fix you up with a great ID. :up:

No worries, there's always a kiddies playroom with a pool table and duke box. Or you could sit outside in the garden with a bag of chips and soda, and play through the pub window.

I like the first idea better...I could actually get in...

Can't we go to Burger King? :oops: :O:

[The Enigma]

No fast food for me tonight.
I've just finished a good BBQ meal (burp). Sorry guys.

[frau kaleun]

Or you could sit outside in the garden with a bag of chips and soda, and play through the pub window.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7691110144/hFA04A870/

Well, that ended well. :O:

[Jimbuna]

ROFLMAO :har:

[Rhodes]

Ohhh, to many beers and sex on the beach an hot and others alcohol drinks! ui, my liver....

So wasted going to bed at 4:30 am!

PS:manage to write everything right!:D

[Kaye T. Bai]

This love has taken its toll!

[Red October1984]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7691110144/hFA04A870/

Well, that ended well. :O:

ROFLMAO :har:

BUT I WANTED TO GO ON THE BIG SLIDE!!! :wah: :wah:

Jim, Frau and BossMark wouldn't let me go on the big slide! :doh: :wah:

[STEED]

Did I win? :hmmm:

Yes! :up:

I get to post again. :yeah:

Wait a minute..that means everyone is a winner! :arrgh!::/\\!!

[Red October1984]

I will win right before I go to camp.... :har:

NOW!

[The Enigma]

Now It's me who is the (temporally) winner. :shucks:

[Jimbuna]

Don't think so.

[The Enigma]

Don't think so.

I disagree Jim.
For a short while I was the winner, like I am now. :O:

[Jimbuna]

Is that so?

[Rhodes]

Is that so?
Apparently!

[The Enigma]

One should never be so sure about these kind of matters...

[Sailor Steve]

Wait a minute..that means everyone is a winner! :arrgh!::/\\!!
For the time it takes the next person to post. Congratulations, you're starting to figure it out.

[The Enigma]

Sorry Steve, your time is up. :O:

[Rhodes]

Sorry Steve, your time is up. :O:

No, it isn't! He still have 12 minutes!
http://images.pcworld.com/news/graphics/189118-mistakes-3_original.jpg

[Wolferz]

No, it isn't! He still have 12 minutes!
http://images.pcworld.com/news/graphics/189118-mistakes-3_original.jpg

More like twelve seconds.:D

[Cybermat47]

O hai subsim.

[The Enigma]

Hi back to you Cybermat47

[Jimbuna]

Time to display.

[The Enigma]

To display what exactly :hmmm:

[Wolferz]

To display what exactly :hmmm:
My winning smile:D

[The Enigma]

OK, thanks for clearing things up Wolferz :up:

[Rhodes]

Yes, thanks!

[The Enigma]

He did a good job, my compliments.

[Gerald]

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/full-of-win_zpsf39bc8b6.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/full-of-win_zpsf39bc8b6.jpg.html)

[The Enigma]

http://www.cottageindustry.ca/wp-content/uploads/Small-Copy-of-Win-Big.jpg

[Rhodes]

Very funny!

[Jimbuna]

In before the lock.

[Rhodes]

In before the lock.

Me too!

[Jimbuna]

Good lad.

[The Enigma]

Relax.
We have plenty of time (rumor says they lost the key).

[Gerald]

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/Lost-key-replacement_zps97027cfa.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/Lost-key-replacement_zps97027cfa.jpg.html)

:yep:

[Pisces]

I'm not worrying. I received a set of masterkeys today at work.

[The Enigma]

@Vendor

So now we know where the keys are: She has them and drove away with them.

[Gerald]

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/Amanda-Bynes-Scandal_zps0f37995e.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/Amanda-Bynes-Scandal_zps0f37995e.jpg.html)

[Fubar2Niner]

They're behind you !!!!!

[The Enigma]

Who?
Those two good looking ladies?

[Gerald]

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/jaime57xu_zps0378c4d7.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/jaime57xu_zps0378c4d7.jpg.html)

Only one left!

[Spiced_Rum]

@Vendor

So now we know where the keys are: She has them and drove away with them.

All depends on which side the steering wheel is, she could be a passenger.

[Fubar2Niner]

Who gives a bugger? So long as I'm in the same vehicle :up:

[Gerald]

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/I-agree-random-24122329-500-388_zps47bd3f3b.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/I-agree-random-24122329-500-388_zps47bd3f3b.jpg.html)

[Fubar2Niner]

If my English teacher had looked that good, I may have studied harder :haha:

[The Enigma]

Or your thoughts were drifting away as soon as she started to teach :03:

[Gerald]

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/3p353a_zpsbe8bd70a.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/3p353a_zpsbe8bd70a.jpg.html)

[Fubar2Niner]

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4530809361794915&pid=15.1

[The Enigma]

http://p2.trrsf.com/image/fget/cf/619/464/images.terra.com/2012/09/26/feldman.jpg

[Fubar2Niner]

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4859924059455926&pid=15.1

[The Enigma]

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4763678166811198&pid=15.1&H=160&W=106

[Gerald]

http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/HotChick_b0496e_3605368_zps6d7fc2c1.jpg (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/HotChick_b0496e_3605368_zps6d7fc2c1.jpg.html)

[Fubar2Niner]

Who's King Kong ................ ?

[The Enigma]

The one being topless on that picture :haha:

[Fubar2Niner]

I could think of a better name for those twins ;)

[nikimcbee]

http://forums.watchuseek.com/attachments/f2/727555d1338829406-population-over-2-million-no-place-buy-omega-chuck-norris-approves.jpg

[Fubar2Niner]

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

[Jimbuna]

Just found the key....so beware :smug:

[Spiced_Rum]

I have a spare key under the door mat just in case.

[Fubar2Niner]

My preciousssssssssss !!!!!

[mapuc]

Just jumped in to wish the winner of this thread

Congratulation to the win

[Fubar2Niner]

Just preparing my acceptance speech as I speak.

[Jimbuna]

I shouldn't bother.

[Gerald]

Just jumped in to wish the winner of this thread

Congratulation to the win http://i1358.photobucket.com/albums/q764/gasturbin/3240567208_giveThanks300_answer_1_xlarge_zps622c5d 81.gif (http://s1358.photobucket.com/user/gasturbin/media/3240567208_giveThanks300_answer_1_xlarge_zps622c5d 81.gif.html)

[Jimbuna]

Sad :nope:

[Fubar2Niner]

Ehem........ Firstly I would like to thank all the people at Subsim for this most gracious of awards. You know who you are.......... What ya mean get off, the phone lines closed didn't they? Did I get charged?

[Jimbuna]

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1789/oscar230fb7ue5.gif

[The Enigma]

So it seems that it is locked.
Sorry guys, you all are to late. :O: