The last one to post wins!

[Jimbuna]

Good 300 pages pic Jim!

Found it again.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6823/mrbeano.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/209/mrbeano.jpg/)

[Red October1984]

A great start for page 301

[The Enigma]

No time to celebrate.
I declare myself winner of this game. :smug:

[mapuc]

I have noticed that some of you had a crystal ball and still, none of you, have manage to tell us who's going to win

Markus

[Jimbuna]

In the end there can only be one of three :smug:

[The Enigma]

I'm telling you what I've seen in the crystal ball, I will win.
However, you don't believe me. :shucks:

[Jimbuna]

Don't have too...I have the golden ticket :03:

[Red October1984]

Does anybody believe that crystal ball-voodoo crap?

This is the only Voodoo I believe in...

http://www.directsports.com/img/Youth_Baseball_Bats/Demarini/41391-1-normal.jpg

2014 DeMarini Voodoo Paradox BBCOR Baseball Bat.... The thing hits baseballs so perfectly...You would be crazy not to love it. This is the Youth model so it's a bit smaller than the normal size...

[Jimbuna]

Been there and got the tee-shirt as well as the uniform and the carbon baton.....and used it :salute:

[Red October1984]

Been there and got the tee-shirt as well as the uniform and the carbon baton.....and used it :salute:

Pics or it didn't happen.

[STEED]

No FT No Comment..

[Red October1984]

No FT No Comment..

What do you mean No FT?

I've already posted my foot on here... :timeout:

[STEED]

What do you mean No FT?




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-vLW1iqAGQ

[Red October1984]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-vLW1iqAGQ

I see.... :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Nice one STEED :)

[STEED]

:DL :yeah:

[The Enigma]

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/warp-speed-1.jpg
Nearly there...

[Rhodes]

Nice ship!

[mapuc]

The Enigma comes closer to the goal line and see lots of people standing there

- They are awaiting my arrival as the first person to be the last to post...

As he comes nearer the goal he see something he doesn't like to see. The people are celebrating some one else

The Enigma, gets angry and take a sharp turn to the left. If I'm not going to win why bother crossing the line he says to him self as he continue into the emptiness


Markus

[The Enigma]

http://canontexts2009.wikispaces.com/file/view/hymancanterburytales.jpg/66476378/399x497/hymancanterburytales.jpg
All this was crossing Enigma's mind while he was traveling towards victory.
Lucky it was all a tale from the famous book of Geoffrey Chaucer.

[mapuc]

As I have told you before, I'm not interested in winning this competition

I have never had this "I-shall-win-whatever-it-takes" or something like that

Here's a story from my school days

We had our Usual school athletics were we competit against each other or class against class

I was one of them from our class that had to run around the field(think it's 400 meters) I was last, very long behind the field. My teacher ran beside me and sad to me if I'm not interested in winning

No I replied

The teacher then said, I think you should run faster. Then I stopped asked him if our life was in danger

He looked at me

I continued, so why the rush.

He smiled and I started running again and came last, a long time after.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

You must be fast or you'll be last.

[The Enigma]

An obvious conclusion. :O:

[nikimcbee]

Does anybody believe that crystal ball-voodoo crap?

This is the only Voodoo I believe in...

http://www.directsports.com/img/Youth_Baseball_Bats/Demarini/41391-1-normal.jpg

2014 DeMarini Voodoo Paradox BBCOR Baseball Bat.... The thing hits baseballs so perfectly...You would be crazy not to love it. This is the Youth model so it's a bit smaller than the normal size...

Ha! worked at DeMarini for a summer, many moons ago.

[The Enigma]

http://www.win7wallpapers.com/thumbs/funny_bat_3d-t1.jpg
I don't know any bat named "DeMarini".....

[Red October1984]

Ha! worked at DeMarini for a summer, many moons ago.

If you could get me a discount on the Voodoo.... :03:

[nikimcbee]

If you could get me a discount on the Voodoo.... :03:

I'll need a time machine. I even met Mr. DeMarini one day. He passed away several years ago from cancer, if I remember correctly

[The Enigma]

http://wineandbutter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Funny-motivational-exercise-quotes-40.jpg

[Red October1984]

I'll need a time machine. I even met Mr. DeMarini one day. He passed away several years ago from cancer, if I remember correctly

Wow...

There's a baseball website that discounts everything....A Voodoo on there costs 300$ and that's discounted! MSRP they are like 525$.

But if you play a lot of baseball, it's worth it. Our Coach wants to get the 2014 Voodoo Paradox and that's 300 on sale. I can't wait to hit with it. :woot:

[The Enigma]

http://www.funfacts.com.au/images/george-w-bush-shocked1.jpg
I'm telling you Enigma is gonna win!!!!

[Red October1984]

I'm telling you to SHUT UP AND LET ME WIN! :stare:

[mapuc]

:Kaleun_Cheers: HURRAY The Enigma have won HURRAY :Kaleun_Applaud:

Not

[Red October1984]

*Backhand slaps mapuc for talking while I'm winning*

[nikimcbee]

http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/p480x480/408566_563531377001323_65216770_n.jpg

[Red October1984]

http://secret.extrarisk.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/chris-tucker.jpg

Get out the way! :03:

[The Enigma]

http://cdn-ugc.cafemom.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2012/09/06/00/7k/72/pobvmd9qwwvzcr.jpg
Amazing! It looks like Enigma is winning, despite all difficulties.

[mapuc]

There you have it The enigma is Winning, so stop posting after him

[Rhodes]

Yes sir!

[Red October1984]

Я найду тебя. Я уничтожу клавиатуре.

Да здравствует Советский Союз!

[nikimcbee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGeUttVR6Gk

[Jimbuna]

http://gifs.gifbin.com/042010/1270751973_trololo-guy.gif (http://www.gifbin.com/984099)

[mapuc]

Я найду тебя. Я уничтожу клавиатуре.

Да здравствует Советский Союз!


да здравствует Америка и президент
да здравствует американский образ

[Jimbuna]

http://cdn-ugc.cafemom.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2012/09/06/00/7k/72/pobvmd9qwwvzcr.jpg

You know I've always been a winner.

[Red October1984]

да здравствует Америка и президент
да здравствует американский образ

Но это нить, где мы можем действовать глупо!

Да здравствует CCCP!

(Я на самом деле не говорят на русском языке)

@ Nikimcbee That has to be the funniest thing I've seen all week. :rotfl2:

[mapuc]

Either can I. I used google translate

Seems that it's going to be close call between Jim and Enigma
and not to forget Red, who's the most dangerous, cause he's silently moving towards the goal under the surface

Markus

[Red October1984]

Either can I. I used google translate

Me too. :woot:

Seems that it's going to be close call between Jim and Enigma
and not to forget Red, who's the most dangerous, cause he's silently moving towards the goal under the surface

Actually I'm not too silent. That video nikimcbee posted is still making me laugh. It's so hilarious for some reason. :rotfl2:

[Sailor Steve]

You know I've always been a winner.
I do, but you misspelled "wiener". :O:

[Rhodes]

blab bla bla bla blah blabla!

[Sailor Steve]

Most intelligent statement today.

[Reece]

http://cdn-ugc.cafemom.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2012/09/06/00/7k/72/pobvmd9qwwvzcr.jpg
You know I've always been a winner.
http://theblackberryalarmclock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hillary-laughing.jpg

[Red October1984]

http://theblackberryalarmclock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hillary-laughing.jpg

And you've always been a liar!

[Reece]

http://washingtonbureau.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c64169e2010536c9333e970b-500wi
He did have nice buns!!

[nikimcbee]

Either can I. I used google translate

Seems that it's going to be close call between Jim and Enigma
and not to forget Red, who's the most dangerous, cause he's silently moving towards the goal under the surface

Markus

I see all that wallowing in the steath material has paid off. I'm off the radar.:sunny:

Now I'll go get checked for cancer.

[nikimcbee]

Но это нить, где мы можем действовать глупо!

Да здравствует CCCP!

(Я на самом деле не говорят на русском языке)

@ Nikimcbee That has to be the funniest thing I've seen all week. :rotfl2:

My fav video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTlLyxerPWo

[nikimcbee]

http://theblackberryalarmclock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hillary-laughing.jpg

So you're going to play the HRC card, eh?:hmmm:

Talk about dirty trix.

two can play this game.:cool:

[nikimcbee]

http://www.odt.co.nz/files/story/2013/04/julia_gillard__516b2fd663.JPG
You, Reece, have unleashed the Kraken.

[nikimcbee]

http://4unews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Julia-Gillard.jpg

Honk! Honk!
Now where's my luv Tarjak?

[Red October1984]

My fav video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTlLyxerPWo

It'll be hard to beat that last one. I'll watch this. :rock:

EDIT: 25 seconds in and already :rotfl2:

[nikimcbee]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/s320x320/578658_396532880403385_1927353855_n.jpg

Taxin yer posts, to stay in the lead.

[desertstriker]

http://moodyeyeview.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/ronald-mcdonald-is-arrested-in-tm.jpg?w=361&h=305

[Red October1984]

What is Red doing up at 0105 you may ask?

I can answer that.

I'm winning. :03:

[desertstriker]

no your not

[The Enigma]

http://msa4.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/obama-kennedy-laughing2.jpg
I tell you they all are trying so hard,
they even try to confuse Enigma with some Russian translated by Google.
Har har har...

[Jimbuna]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSwNeaE0PAGQpo0H_QmyApTxuPvQQAdv PvUGdQ1luUyX1ERgUWH (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=funny+politician&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=lU5COayMSrQwTM&tbnid=iBM4cVf98LAWLM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyjunk.com%2Ffunny_picture s%2F3106539%2FJobs%2F&ei=t5-bUYKxCYrG0QX39oH4DA&bvm=bv.46751780,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNG13aNVxzY7mkGQ783_jnb0sQUuvw&ust=1369239672881669)

[soopaman2]

What's the page cutoff on this forum?

Just innocently wondering...:D

Not trying to win or anything....

I got time to wait it out.

[Jimbuna]

Could always start a countdown :hmmm:

[desertstriker]

http://images.wikia.com/walkingdead/images/4/42/I-See-What-You-Did-There..png

[Jimbuna]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/9295/blinkingeye.gif

[Red October1984]

WINNING AGAIN!

Only had to wake up at 1300 to do it! :D

[desertstriker]

not any more HAHAHAHAHA:har:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1206/hell-be-back-arnold-schwarzenegger-demotivational-posters-1340050124.jpg (http://www.motifake.com/hell-back-arnold-schwarzenegger-demotivational-posters-155955.html)

[mapuc]

The air is thick with fear and expected hopelessness.

The small abandoned town will soon become part of the story, of who will be the last to laugh at his opponent.

The story is not yet written. Outside the village, there are some unscrupulous types.

All these unscrupulous types have decided to once and for all, to have a showdown.

[Red October1984]

not any more HAHAHAHAHA:har:

Oh...this guy again?!

Get out of here outlander!

To the dungeon!

Hang him up by his toes and feed him rat heads.

(My school librarian tells that to the little kids. If they won't be good, she threatens to hang them in the dungeon by their toes/ears and feed them rat heads)

[desertstriker]

lol

[Red October1984]

lol

Yeah. Lol all you want.

There'll be tons of time for laughing with a life sentence in the dungeon. :03:

[Jimbuna]

It would appear some still believe in the tooth fairey.

[desertstriker]

It would appear some still believe in the tooth fairey.
don't get me started on mystical beings lol

[Jimbuna]

don't get me started on mystical beings lol

As if I would http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/whistle.gif

[Red October1984]

It would appear some still believe in the tooth fairey.

I never did believe in the tooth fairy. Who the hell wants my dead bloody tooth?

And why does the Easter Bunny lay eggs? Did a normal bunny mate with a chicken? :timeout:

[mapuc]

I never did believe in the tooth fairy. Who the hell wants my dead bloody tooth?

And why does the Easter Bunny lay eggs? Did a normal bunny mate with a chicken? :timeout:

Yes they did and it was Santa who was behind it

Markus

[Rhodes]

"And santa claus eat the east bunny!"
From a old national chocolate ad from my country! Yes, they did say that with a person with a choco santa in one hand and a choco Easter bunny in the other!

[Red October1984]

Yes they did and it was Santa who was behind it

I knew there was something fishy about his happiness...

He's too jolly to be normal. :hmmm:

[nikimcbee]

I never did believe in the tooth fairy. Who the hell wants my dead bloody tooth?

And why does the Easter Bunny lay eggs? Did a normal bunny mate with a chicken? :timeout:

Only in San Fransicko

[Red October1984]

Only in San Fransicko

The Californians (http://www.hulu.com/watch/350669)

[Reece]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aHwBmL4sagA/TJtW4z-eszI/AAAAAAAAA3E/TLnBO_qPwsQ/s1600/500full.jpg
I say, it's time to close the thread.

[mapuc]

Talking about Santa. we tell our little ones every year that santa is coming with the christmas gift.

Every four to five years it's our the grown-ups turn. We believe everything our politician tells us during a election ho ho ho

Markus

[mapuc]

Maybe it is Reece, but it's not going to be with you as the winner :O:

[Rhodes]

Maybe it is Reece, but it's not going to be with you as the winner :O:
Or you! Double :O::O:

[Red October1984]

Not on my watch baby!

http://geektyrant.com/storage/post-images-2011/mikemeyersaustinpowers.jpeg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVER SION=1313198214899

[Reece]

Maybe it is Reece, but it's not going to be with you as the winner :O:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Fat_bastard.jpeg
I could be the winner!

[desertstriker]

http://austin-powers-goldmember.trailertheater.com/trailer-images/a/u/Z2RCMi00RjhVWVk=.jpg

[Red October1984]

http://bite-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/goldmember.jpg

Let me think about thish for a moment

[desertstriker]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01216/shagged-me_1216261i.jpg

[The Enigma]

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee275/rocketcabs/ROCKETCAB%20-%20TV/Patrick_Stewart_as_Captain_Picard.jpg
Shoul I be scared now?

[desertstriker]

http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media/images/200509/ds9-401-locutus-at-wolf359-02/320x240.jpg

[The Enigma]

http://i.my.afterdawn.com/standard/21549.jpg

[desertstriker]

http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media/images/200508/tng-142-j25-borg-cube/320x240.jpg

[Reece]

http://www.infinitydish.com/tvblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/seven.jpg
Do you really want to resist?

[Mork_417]

MARCO!




:D

[Jimbuna]

http://creatingacomic.com/images/Picard-full-of-win.jpg (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=funny+picard&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=m-fcCY0fsyJ40M&tbnid=ybek34Vfk2R6UM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.creatingacomic.com%2F2010%2Fs tar-trek-picard-stand-up-comedian%2F&ei=w6ScUf_SKeTC0QX9-oCgCA&bvm=bv.46751780,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNFZ97hKZzmTH9FU0ofPU3TCmTa0MA&ust=1369306648532307)

[desertstriker]

with 7 of 9 yes never really liked her

[Jimbuna]

I had a preference for 6 of 9

[Red October1984]

RED OCTOBER IS TIRED OF YOUR CRAP

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/pictures/2010/4/6/1270566469211/Splinter-Cell-Interrogati-001.jpg

[desertstriker]

woops to big an image lets tryhttp://dragyoutohell.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Operation_Crossroads_Baker_.jpg

[Red October1984]

Do you not know anything about Sam Fisher? He is never where you want him to be....

That means.....I've got you.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17pk0dafcchx6jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

[desertstriker]

yeah i know of sam fisher class A (well cant say what i wanted to) but not as good as snake
http://www.armature.com/wp-content/gallery/screenshots/mgs3-snake-ocelot.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Never was.

[frau kaleun]

Now now, boys... let's try not to lose our heads...

http://imageshack.us/a/img542/721/nowthatsakillcam.jpg

OH WAIT TOO LATE.

[desertstriker]

HAHAHAHA good one

[Red October1984]

Ohhh! Frau! You got close there!

http://www.gameinformer.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer-Components-ImageFileViewer/CommunityServer-Blogs-Components-WeblogFiles-00-00-00-00-06/0284.splintercell610.jpg_2D00_610x0.jpg

But I always win in the end

http://www.consolemonster.com/images/news/4.jpg

As for you desertstriker, I hope you like bathroom sinks because you're gonna kiss this one pretty hard.

http://www.danbirlew.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/spc01.jpg

[desertstriker]

oh yeah i love bathroom sinks especially when i need to wash the blood off my hands hehehe
either way Solid snake would beet the crud out of Sam Fisher with less resources!!! they didn't nickname him naked snake for nothing:D

[Jimbuna]

Are we all done now?

[Red October1984]

Are we all done now?

I am...

What shall we argue about next? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

I am...

What shall we argue about next? :hmmm:

I was referring to the...oh never mind :-?

[Red October1984]

I was referring to the...oh never mind :-?

Oh! You were referring to the fact that we were going to let Red October win this thread?

Thanks guys! I didn't see that coming!

[Rhodes]

Oh! You were referring to the fact that we were going to let Red October win this thread?

Thanks guys! I didn't see that coming!

Ha!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ac265853ce47d47ce355d0bd2467a77/tumblr_mfpb1hTLd71qh59n0o1_500.gif

[Red October1984]

Don't take this away from me Rhodes!

Do you even know what it feels like to win? I don't! LET ME HAVE THIS! :har:

[desertstriker]

you shall never win

[Red October1984]

you shall never win

You shall never pass a basic grammar class!

"you shall never win"

You shall never win. Fixed. :D

NOTHING CAN STOP ME! Except for that Jack Ryan guy... He could stop me.

[desertstriker]

Actually the cook can stop you too.

[Red October1984]

Actually the cook can stop you too.

I don't have any cooks on my boat for that exact reason. Everybody either brings their own food or we all chip in. :03:

[Cybermat47]

^^^^

So... they're all cooks :)

[desertstriker]

So everybody can betray you and bring you down.

[Red October1984]

^^^^

So... they're all cooks :)

No. They have their own food.

You can help make food without being a cook too.

These sailors don't need a cook. They can function without one.

[desertstriker]

and how many hidden KGB agents do you have aboard. Remember the cook was one:yep:

[Red October1984]

and how many hidden KGB agents do you have aboard. Remember the cook was one:yep:

I don't have any KGB agents....

I also don't have a Political Officer....

And I don't have any cooks remember? The crew works for the collective good! We don't have one person that does anything. The whole crew can do it all if need be.

[Mork_417]

Now now, boys... let's try not to lose our heads...

OH WAIT TOO LATE.

Nice.

Are we all done now?

Almost... :D
http://web-vassets.ea.com/Assets/Richmedia/Image/reckoning-daggers.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Thank you.

[Rhodes]

You're welcome!

[Jimbuna]

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/2063/image2rza.png

[Mork_417]

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/2063/image2rza.png

Your back is going to be sore. :D

[Jimbuna]

Only way I can get rid of the dandruff :)

[Mork_417]

I'm not positive on this, but don't you have to have hair to have dandruff?










j/k :D

[Oberon]

http://truebrit.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/jeeves.jpg

[Rhodes]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/26079348/555878_10150658736863691_14554658690_9612531_99386 3794_n_thumb.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I'm not positive on this, but don't you have to have hair to have dandruff?










j/k :D

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/8586/smacka1.gif

[Red October1984]

You like to slap people don't you Jim? :hmmm:

[desertstriker]

Jimbuna is a moderator of course he like slapping people:k_rofl:

[Sailor Steve]

No, we don't all like slapping people. This just lets Jim indulge his private fantasies.

I'm not like that at all. I prefer to kick them in the shins. :D

[Red October1984]

No, we don't all like slapping people. This just lets Jim indulge his private fantasies.

I'm not like that at all. I prefer to kick them in the shins. :D

You ever tried soccer? Or if you prefer, futbol? :hmmm:

:O:

[Sailor Steve]

I can barely run, let alone do it for an hour. :dead:

[desertstriker]

HAHAHA personally I get all that out of my system with airsoft. Always have to target the guy that forgot to wear proper clothing:D

[Red October1984]

HAHAHA personally I get all that out of my system with airsoft. Always have to target the guy that forgot to wear proper clothing:D

Paintball is loads more fun. :03: More tactical and there's no arguing over who got hit and where they were hit.

@ Steve, you could be that one guy in every sport that lags behind the rest of the team and scores all the points when the other team is caught off guard. :)

[desertstriker]

Paintball lacks the realism of of using guns modeled after real ones personally have one modled after the desert eagle .50 and one modeled after the AK47. besides we play on faith that we are all being honest that we were hit and you would be amazed how many are honest about it. Mind you the group I am in has a punishment if we find one lied well it gets... painful.

[Red October1984]

Paintball lacks the realism of of using guns modeled after real ones personally have one modled after the desert eagle .50 and one modeled after the AK47. besides we play on faith that we are all being honest that we were hit and you would be amazed how many are honest about it. Mind you the group I am in has a punishment if we find one lied well it gets... painful.

You are thinking of the competition guns. The competition guns look like crap. Mine looks like the Beretta Cx4. I have a Tippmann Carver One.

Tippmann Alpha Black and certain models of the A5 are modeled after M4's. There is the Tacamo Type 68 which is an AK-47. There are tons more out there.

You can buy kits for various paintball guns that model them after real guns too. I've seen a kit for my gun that would turn it into an MG42!

It looks like you're going for the Call of Duty Realism of being a Tier 1 Special Forces operator equipped with an AK-47 and Desert Eagle (or Deagle as the CoD kids like to call it) :O:

I prefer paintball again because of accuracy. Airsoft BB's get carried by the wind at about 20 yards and are pretty inaccurate after that in my experience. Airsoft is a good CQB sport but paintball can be played with engagements at 50 yards or more on a large tract of land. Airsoft may be more realistic in the gear you take depending on how hardcore you are....but Woodsball Paintball is more realistic in every other area.

[desertstriker]

I have a few others but some are facing old worn out gearboxes ( my M4 and M16 my SR22 is my pride and joy but we rarely use snipers) my AK is only working because it was the one that rarely gets used so probably for the next month or so I am stuck with my AK until i get the money for a gearbox for my M4 or M16.

Also it depends on how junky and cheap your airsoft gun is. Higher end ones like My SR22 I can shoot accurately up to 250 yards after that I need to start doing the windage calculations. The AK and M4s are a different story i can get 150 yards out of them and at 100 face issues with wind. my DE is my CQC sweetie and has a full auto mode for the intimidation and group confrontation.

You also have to realize YOU CAN'T use the in store BBs which are complete garbage and will break in high performance guns. Need to use ones like GOLDENBALL. Also gun maintenance is a must need to make sure your gun is properly oiled (i am sure paintball is like that too) it is even recommended to put a coat of oil on the first few BBs in the mag to oil the barrel up.

EDIT: also hate CoD prefer battlefield

[Red October1984]

I have a few others but some are facing old worn out gearboxes ( my M4 and M16 my SR22 is my pride and joy but we rarely use snipers) my AK is only working because it was the one that rarely gets used so probably for the next month or so I am stuck with my AK until i get the money for a gearbox for my M4 or M16.

Also it depends on how junky and cheap your airsoft gun is. Higher end ones like My SR22 I can shoot accurately up to 250 yards after that I need to start doing the windage calculations. The AK and M4s are a different story i can get 150 yards out of them and at 100 face issues with wind. my DE is my CQC sweetie and has a full auto mode for the intimidation and group confrontation.

You also have to realize YOU CAN'T use the in store BBs which are complete garbage and will break in high performance guns. Need to use ones like GOLDENBALL. Also gun maintenance is a must need to make sure your gun is properly oiled (i am sure paintball is like that too) it is even recommended to put a coat of oil on the first few BBs in the mag to oil the barrel up.

Okay. This is the level of hardcore where you can't argue about it anymore. When you get down to stuff like this, Paintball and Airsoft are too similar to argue. I've got a 180$ Aftermath M4 CQB that will give me ~40 yards out of the crappy .12 gr BB's in the store. I think what it boils down to is just personal preference. I've played good woodsball Paintball games but I don't really have anybody to play Airsoft with. Hell, I haven't played Paintball in 2 years. I really want to get back into it. I just don't have anybody to play with. I was a beast back when me and my friends would play. I set up ambushes along trails and all.... Apparently they didn't know the meaning of the word "flank."

There was one time where they decided to cross an open field....well I had set up an ambush with my teammate. We waited until they were about halfway across the open ground and we just shredded them to pieces.

Funny thing is, they always made fun of me for wearing camo and talking tactics. :03: I was the "War Nerd."

I also painted your ass orange!

Got time for one more story on how I kicked their butts. :O:

They had set up in a small metal shack at one end of another field. The field is in a valley with a mountain on one side and a creekbed running alongside the field opposite the mountain. I sent my teammate down the creekbed as I climbed the mountain to get behind the shack. Of course, the enemy was yelling every expletive/insult/etc they could think of to get us mad and "get out in the open and take it like a man." Well, my teammate risked a look over the creekbed. (He's 100 yards from me) He immediately starts to open fire. By this time, I just get up and run on the side of this hill to get a field of fire on the back of the shack where the door is. When I got there, I had been detected and my teammate had taken a headshot with a pink paintball. :03: I ended up running out of ammo in the following stalemate. I held my own against two guys who really don't know crap about any kind of tactic. I eventually took one in the thigh and one right down the barrel of my gun.

By that time, I had resorted to shooting acorns from my gun... But they didn't know that and they kept behind cover. Even when I ran out of those, they were fooled by me just shooting air at them. If I didn't have adrenaline pumping I would've been rolling around laughing.

EDIT: also hate CoD prefer battlefield

Good man.....good... :up: I can tolerate CoD but I like Battlefield better. :cool:

[desertstriker]

HEHE

Some of my best airsoft stories go about the same way and usually involve noobs. We do more polsim (police simulation) than milsim anyways because we are all in the city, but it goes the same way bad guys get the AKs good guys get the M4s and M16s. The local police let us rent their little SWAT shack and other training buildings for a small fee of course but since we meet about once a month sometimes twice its no biggie just about 5 dollars for the each of us and we are a group of 100 +/- 15.

anyways yeah alot of it is personal preference and I have just found that it is easier with airsoft in an urban environment than paintball.
My assualt rifles cost about $250-275 each and have about $400+ each of upgrades and soon to have about 150 in maintenance (except my AK that one was customized from the get-go and was $300 preowned but was in like new condition). My "deagle" as you put it was about 150 and its CO2 gas blow-back. My SR22 was free from a giveaway and was heavily modded and had accessories for the giveaway (would have sold for $1000 if it was not for free)

[Rhodes]

How are you and what did you do to GT section? We got a good discussion/"talk" about a matter in TLOTPW thread!

Not saying that it is a terrible thing!

[Jimbuna]

You like to slap people don't you Jim? :hmmm:

Not always...sometimes I punch http://xylo.xy.ohost.de/images/smilies/36_5_8.gif

[Jimbuna]

I can barely run, let alone do it for an hour. :dead:

It's much worse than that...a football/soccer game lasts 90 minutes plus injury time :)

[Red October1984]

HEHE

Some of my best airsoft stories go about the same way and usually involve noobs. We do more polsim (police simulation) than milsim anyways because we are all in the city, but it goes the same way bad guys get the AKs good guys get the M4s and M16s. The local police let us rent their little SWAT shack and other training buildings for a small fee of course but since we meet about once a month sometimes twice its no biggie just about 5 dollars for the each of us and we are a group of 100 +/- 15.

anyways yeah alot of it is personal preference and I have just found that it is easier with airsoft in an urban environment than paintball.
My assualt rifles cost about $250-275 each and have about $400+ each of upgrades and soon to have about 150 in maintenance (except my AK that one was customized from the get-go and was $300 preowned but was in like new condition). My "deagle" as you put it was about 150 and its CO2 gas blow-back. My SR22 was free from a giveaway and was heavily modded and had accessories for the giveaway (would have sold for $1000 if it was not for free)

Polsim games never did appeal as much to me. I like the milsim games that you play on like 2 square miles of land/woods/etc. Those are fun. There is nothing more satisfying than setting a perfect ambush on your idiot friends. :sunny: What city do you live in where the cops let you rent their training facilities? Btw, Deagle is the term that I hate.... It makes me want to punch something every time I see it. :O:

Not always...sometimes I punch http://xylo.xy.ohost.de/images/smilies/36_5_8.gif

Oh really? I always liked to stay back at a distance and snipe.

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/7914/snipers1ut.jpg

[desertstriker]

Polsim games never did appeal as much to me. I like the milsim games that you play on like 2 square miles of land/woods/etc. Those are fun. There is nothing more satisfying than setting a perfect ambush on your idiot friends. :sunny: What city do you live in where the cops let you rent their training facilities? Btw, Deagle is the term that I hate.... It makes me want to punch something every time I see it. :O:


it is the sheriff department of Delhi township and the cincinnati police are occasionally nice to us. some of us have more pull when we request because of being police explorers:D so the polsim kind of has to come with the territory there:stare: other wise we probably would do more milsim.
The days where we do exclusive polsim are when some of the airsoft loving police officers want to join in.

[Red October1984]

it is the sheriff department of Delhi township and the cincinnati police are occasionally nice to us. some of us have more pull when we request because of being police explorers:D so the polsim kind of has to come with the territory there:stare: other wise we probably would do more milsim.
The days where we do exclusive polsim are when some of the airsoft loving police officers want to join in.

Sounds like a ton of fun! :smug:

I'd love to play a hardcore game of Airsoft...but like I said. There aren't any players around here. :dead:

[desertstriker]

i am sure the type of simulations are pretty much the same but just in case here is a link to the watered down descriptions without the variations in rules that many will make.
http://www.airsoftmegastore.com/prc/airsoft-game-types.aspx

[Jimbuna]

Oh really? I always liked to stay back at a distance and snipe.



So the rumours are true...surely not :)

[Red October1984]

So the rumours are true...surely not :)

What? The one about me loving to shoot guns or one of the hundreds of other ones that people make up about me. :O:

On a serious note, I deal with rumors every day of my life. I live in a small town..... If I was in a car wreck, the town would know before me. :smug:

[Mork_417]

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/8586/smacka1.gif


LoL, i had that coming. :D

[Jimbuna]

LoL, i had that coming. :D

LOL :)

[desertstriker]

lol

[Red October1984]

Enough of the unnecessary "lol"ing

I was always a "Haha" guy myself... :hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

Tee hee hee.

[desertstriker]

HAR har hehehe hahaha

[Red October1984]

Tee hee hee.

There's a post worthy of respect.

Willingness to break up monotony.... That's what will go in the commendation papers.... :hmmm:

[Rhodes]

Eheheheh!

[Sailor Steve]

Hardy-har-har.

[desertstriker]

http://whitethreads.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/simpsons_nelson_haha-1.jpg

[Red October1984]

http://media.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/21173/spiderman%20look%20at%20him%20and%20laugh.jpg

[desertstriker]

probably shouldn't be laughing at admins :har:

[Red October1984]

probably shouldn't be laughing at admins :har:

I honestly don't know who we're laughing at.

We aren't laughing at Neal....he's the admin...

If we're laughing at Steve, it's news to me. :hmmm:

If we're laughing at you, it's expected. :O:

[desertstriker]

lolz
I just had to say something about the laughing but yeah what where we laughing at??? :rotfl2: Joker must have hit us with laughing gas.

[nikimcbee]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001708173/2624305402_Legion_of_Doom_xlarge.jpeg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=kyxy8HiCiWoRNM&tbnid=hHyxg7FUy5hOMM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sodahead.com%2Fentertainment% 2Fwhich-of-the-legion-of-doom-characters-was-your-favorite%2Fquestion-1708173%2F&ei=56mhUayQKMSTqwGR24DgCA&bvm=bv.47008514,d.aWM&psig=AFQjCNG9nQtMo7WQYd6nnUPjSraz7sPwSQ&ust=1369635655356651)

Meanwhile, back at subsim headquarters....

[Cybermat47]

^^^^

Looks like Darth Vader on drugs :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/191582/trololo-o.gif (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=trololo+gif&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=cMHfSLOEMeos5M&tbnid=JHPzaEF5AGuXCM:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fgifsoup.com%2Fview%2F191582%2Ftro lolo.html&ei=pNuhUayvO8qU0QWtkoGgBw&bvm=bv.47008514,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNFRHJ9KIVnHOsFrT7ZNZp_OoNAdoQ&ust=1369648356470113)

[Red October1984]

I don't think they suspect anything. I've successfully moved the thread away from the endless "I'm the last one" posts...

[Jimbuna]

The all seeing one is never fooled :smug:

[Sailor Steve]

The all seeing one is never fooled :smug:
Except of course by his wife, his son, his daughter, his friends...:O:

[Jimbuna]

Except of course by his wife, his son, his daughter, his friends...:O:

QFT :)

[desertstriker]

come on we really going to let the moderators win? though they could win if they REALLY wanted.

[u crank]

I don't think they suspect anything. I've successfully moved the thread away from the endless "I'm the last one" posts...

Posting is such a chore. Let me know when I've won.:D

http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/146/0806c5d22fec497ab597f42647e9c4d1/l.gif

[desertstriker]

http://www.fedupusa.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Grumpy-Cat-NO-300x300.jpg

[Reece]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/085c5d32e465bf6246a18b3b4ffa0205/tumblr_mjigfic54b1re39o2o1_500.jpg
Close this thread and I'm all yours Jim!

[desertstriker]

what is.... that?

looks like someone in between sex change surgeries:har: that or a reanimated turd monster.:k_rofl:

[Red October1984]

what is.... that?

looks like someone in between sex change surgeries:har: that or a reanimated turd monster.:k_rofl:

That is exactly what garren specifically pointed out that he hates...

Somebody should PM it to him.

[desertstriker]

you lol

[Red October1984]

Just watched The Shining for probably the 50th time. It's a great movie....time to head off to bed.

I'll still be watching this thread though... :stare: Don't win without me. I'll be back in 7-12 hours from now.

[Jimbuna]

Pass me some eye bleach :o

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltcmsao5eW1qj6qk9o1_250.png (http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=eye+bleach&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=-fvRehDQwB75TM&tbnid=wAPmniT5TY1O6M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Ftagged%2Feye%252 0bleach%2520%2B%2B%2B&ei=7CujUd7ZOeiL0AXVxICACg&bvm=bv.47008514,d.d2k&psig=AFQjCNE30DVmm7BnVy6w2_mzHfu_s8cHww&ust=1369734493997448)

[nikimcbee]

Close this thread and I'm all yours Jim!

Jeebus, get a room already.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6Gur5leMULA/UW7clZ7VTLI/AAAAAAAAhxI/YEN6kYrK20Y/s1600/funny-cat-pictures-046-019.jpg

[nikimcbee]

http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-cat-no-legs.jpg

[Jimbuna]

^ Most informative :)

[Red October1984]

Pass me some eye bleach :o

Why? You don't like The Shining?

It's a great movie. :smug:

[Rhodes]

I find her extremely hot and sexy...:/\\k:

[Red October1984]

I find her extremely hot and sexy...:/\\k:

Who? The cat from above or the girl in The Shining? :hmmm:

[nikimcbee]

Perfect song for this picture:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qwnt4wcEM4

http://themetapicture.com/media/funny-cat-no-legs.jpg

[desertstriker]

:har:

[Jimbuna]

LOL :)

[Rhodes]

Both!:D

[Cybermat47]

Who? The cat from above or the girl in The Shining? :hmmm:

The muscly abomination. Can't you see it?

[Reece]

I felt sure Jim would have closed the thread promptly!!:hmmm:

[desertstriker]

I felt sure Jim would have closed the thread promptly!!:hmmm:
don't give him ideas

[Red October1984]

The muscly abomination. Can't you see it?

I see it....

I don't like it at all. :doh: However, it takes a hell of a lot of crap until I need eye bleach.

[Reece]

it takes a hell of a lot of crap until I need eye bleach.
That's good to know!:up:

[desertstriker]

ok all lets wage war on red octobers eyes

[Red October1984]

ok all lets wage war on red octobers eyes

Go ahead. Try me. :har:

[Reece]

Go ahead. Try me. :har:
Your date for tonight: (yes it's ok to get aroused)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7uPHqVps2P0/TPkNEe7lPfI/AAAAAAAAABI/xZaUyDVoDPo/s400/ugly-fat-girl-bikini-old-woman-pictures.jpg

[nikimcbee]

Good to see you've lost alittle weight, Reece.

[Jimbuna]

I felt sure Jim would have closed the thread promptly!!:hmmm:

Can't do that just yet...where would Red October migrate to? :hmmm:

Don't bother answering that I've just checked a few other areas :O:

[desertstriker]

besides jim you also want to see all the stuff we post for red octobers eyes

[Jimbuna]

Are you sure?

Are you a gambling man?

[Red October1984]

Your date for tonight: (yes it's ok to get aroused)

That the worst you can do? I saw the picture of the guy who had a log stuck through his rear end and through his pelvic bone and out the stomach. This is nothing.

Can't do that just yet...where would Red October migrate to? :hmmm:

Don't bother answering that I've just checked a few other areas :O:

There's tons of places I could or could not go. Depends....Feeling lucky? :stare:

besides jim you also want to see all the stuff we post for red octobers eyes

What stuff? There hasn't even been anything yet. :hmm2:

[Jimbuna]

You can feel him for yersel...I'll stick with the wife thanks :o

[Red October1984]

You can feel him for yersel...I'll stick with the wife thanks :o

I don't know anything named lucky.... I just know that my middle name could be "Bad Luck"

and I don't have a wife...sooooo I can't argue. :03:

[Jimbuna]

There's a good fellow....you'll live longer that way :)

[soopaman2]

Just in case no one knows, smartphone screens are made of glass, and amazingly works after being shattered or really severly cracked, like microscopic glass shard hurting when you swipe..


:wah::wah::wah::wah:

I got microscopic cuts in my fingertip from playing Candy Crush on it.

I am getting a samsung Galaxy....And a shock case....(whimpers) and insurance....:/\\!!

[desertstriker]

here is your girl red
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4LQOI2fRHuM/TICUtuSxucI/AAAAAAAAAQY/EAr0mOwq1aI/s1600/ThatsDisgusting.png

[soopaman2]

here is your girl red
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4LQOI2fRHuM/TICUtuSxucI/AAAAAAAAAQY/EAr0mOwq1aI/s1600/ThatsDisgusting.png

Body shots, if the other package is good, the face is ignorable.

Paper bags still exist for a reason, just disguise it as a some kind of fetish and she won't get offended.

[Jimbuna]

Well they do say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

[Red October1984]

here is your girl red
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4LQOI2fRHuM/TICUtuSxucI/AAAAAAAAAQY/EAr0mOwq1aI/s1600/ThatsDisgusting.png

Ah you see that's still not bad. :03:

Keep trying guys. Keep on trying.... :arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Oh I am

[Red October1984]

Oh I am

Well it doesn't seem like anybody has! They're just posting stuff that THEY think is disturbing.

Maybe I should video myself gutting a deer or squirrel.... :hmmm: :O: That's not disturbing at all.... I'd do it for the people who can't stand it. :03:

[soopaman2]

Well they do say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


How do I say this without getting in trouble.:D

It is all pink, hence my paper bag recommendation.

I have bagged uglier in my time, just for fun.

A little drunken Hoggin never hurt anyone, that mess shown above simply has bad teeth,at least she aint fat. No worse than any Alabama truck stop lot lizard.

Stop acting like ya wouldn't hit it while drunk with a paper bag on her head.:D

[Jimbuna]

I'll put it another way...for grown ups....

Never went to bed with a dog in my life but woke up with a few :03:

[soopaman2]

I'll put it another way...for grown ups....

Never went to bed with a dog in my life but woke up with a few :03:

Perfect Jim.

Nothing to add, just you stated what I wanted to say in a simplistic way.

Jimbuna a good peoples. Listen to him. Great person mixed with life giving knowledge.:03:

[Jimbuna]

Perfect Jim.

Nothing to add, just you stated what I wanted to say in a simplistic way.

Jimbuna a good peoples. Listen to him. Great person mixed with life giving knowledge.:03:

Oh I wish...the uniform and the badge/warrant card used to bring one or two 'perks' :)

[Red October1984]

Oh I wish...the uniform and the badge/warrant card used to bring one or two 'perks' :)

:hmmm:

Free doughnuts? Oh wait....that's an American Cop Stereotype...and the cops I know don't eat doughnuts in that way... Oh well... :arrgh!:

[Rhodes]

here is your girl red
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4LQOI2fRHuM/TICUtuSxucI/AAAAAAAAAQY/EAr0mOwq1aI/s1600/ThatsDisgusting.png

That person got the worse right superior central incisive I ever saw. I would classify it as a lateral one, if studying it loose!

[Cybermat47]

Eye bleach time, Red...
http://imageshack.us/a/img7/4367/photoapr28151619.jpg
http://imageshack.us/a/img802/1238/photoapr30120106.jpg

[Reece]

Keep trying guys. Keep on trying.... :arrgh!:
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff239/koenigjody/51XMXWND23L__SS400_.jpg

Eye bleach time, Red...


You might be the winner!!

[Red October1984]

Eye bleach time, Red...
http://imageshack.us/a/img7/4367/photoapr28151619.jpg
http://imageshack.us/a/img802/1238/photoapr30120106.jpg

:rotfl2: Nice try pal. Even the two people I hate the most don't require eye bleach.

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff239/koenigjody/51XMXWND23L__SS400_.jpg

That did nothing but make me laugh at the attempt.

You might be the winner!!

Me? Winner of the war on my eyes? Sure. :shucks:

[Cybermat47]

Baracklas Cagebama
http://imageshack.us/a/img546/5275/photomay29120315.jpg

[Reece]

:har: What a handsome chap!

[Red October1984]

Baracklas Cagebama....Now that's a keeper.

Oh man that's hilarious. :har:

[desertstriker]

http://lolebrity.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/pope-vader-i-find-your-lack-of-faith-disturbing.jpg

WE will win some how.

[Sailor Steve]

Baracklas Cagebama
That's very well done. :sunny:

[Sailor Steve]

Okay, now that Red has proved he is the toughest of internet tough guys, can we get back to the point of this thread?

Oh wait - the point was that a thread with no point at all is the most successful thread on the forums.

Never mind. :dead:

[desertstriker]

HAHA why is that always the way things go on a forum the threads about nothing are often the most successful.

[Red October1984]

Okay, now that Red has proved he is the toughest of internet tough guys, can we get back to the point of this thread?

Well since you say so... :D I'll gladly accept that title.

[Cybermat47]

That's very well done. :sunny:

I didn't do it if that's what your saying, I just grabbed it off the internet.

[Reece]

Is this one of your letters Steve?
http://linkdeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/crazyletter.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Well since you say so... :D I'll gladly accept that title.
Since we all know what it's worth...you're welcome to it.

I didn't do it if that's what your saying, I just grabbed it off the internet.
No, I was just observing that it's very well done, no matter who did it.

[Sailor Steve]

Is this one of your letters Steve?
Umm...umm...umm...

I'm not sure. I had an account with Wells Fargo once. Never again. :dead:

[desertstriker]

Done by somebody who knows their way around photoshop and has some nice skills atleast.

[Red October1984]

Since we all know what it's worth...you're welcome to it.

Awesome! So now I can sit at the cool kids table on the left side of the mental institution's Cafeteria!? :o

:arrgh!:

[Jimbuna]

Awesome! So now I can sit at the cool kids table on the left side of the mental institution's Cafeteria!? :o

:arrgh!:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FebFCfbHpfM/R6UfYCyZJnI/AAAAAAAAAG4/Rv3p9pMCFBE/s400/crazy_man_straight_jacket_lg_wht.gif

[Red October1984]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FebFCfbHpfM/R6UfYCyZJnI/AAAAAAAAAG4/Rv3p9pMCFBE/s400/crazy_man_straight_jacket_lg_wht.gif

AWESOME! I GET A SHINY NEW JACKET! :yeah:

[nikimcbee]

http://i1.tribune.com.pk/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Harbhajan-Photo-AFP-640x480.jpg

How can a convict and a geordie be wining n this thread?

[Jimbuna]

Because Monty ordains it http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/7759/bowrd6.gif

[Sailor Steve]

How can a convict and a geordie be wining n this thread?
It's hard to tell...did you mean winning or whining?

[Cybermat47]

:ping: POINTLESS WIN POST :ping:

[Rhodes]

:ping: POINTLESS WIN POST :ping:
:Kaleun_Cheers: