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Platapus
05-16-10, 04:06 PM
Salty Chocolate Balls
2 tablespoons of cinnamon,
and 2 or 3 egg whites,
a half a stick of butter, melted.
Stick it all in a bowl baby,
stir it with a wooden spoon,
mix in a cup of flour.
You''l be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed vitamins,
and good for you, so suck on balls.
pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy
then throw in a bag or two of sugar,
and just a pinch of vanilla,
grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick!
then preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick!
Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of goodness,
and high in fiber, so suck on balls.
(Chef Speaking:) sniff, sniff, hey, wait a minute, what's that smell.
It smells like something's burning.
Well, that don't bother me none, as long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen, cause I got a sneakn' suspition.
Oh man baby, baby, you just burnt my balls.
My balls are on fire, come on, my balls are burning, gimme some water pour some water on 'em, o goodness, blow
on them, do something
Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. (they're on fire baby)
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em. (Put 'em out, blow on 'em.)
suck on my balls baby,
suck on my balls baby, suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls.
Woo, woo, suck on my balls (blow, blow, blow)
Jimbuna
05-16-10, 04:32 PM
http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/chefs-chocolate-salty-balls-picture.jpg
LOL :DL
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_h-WAKZKNi0o/S1sJSTTXbXI/AAAAAAAAARA/CCwx9_2KOqU/s400/funny+cow.jpg
This thread is very funny!
antikristuseke
05-16-10, 09:51 PM
http://boners.com/content/811905.1.jpg
Weiss Pinguin
05-16-10, 10:23 PM
http://www.ac-nancy-metz.fr/enseign/anglais/Henry/12.jpg
Jimbuna
05-17-10, 04:14 AM
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/cf541041c9b60dca2df9b8817e81d143.jpg
Truck Ice Fishing
http://www.carmagazine.co.uk/ImgGalleryTn/32/29132/797_1879.jpg
They do things bigger in England: Bus fishing for something!!
http://www.carmagazine.co.uk/ImgGalleryTn/32/29132/797_1879.jpg
They do things bigger in England: Bus fishing for something!!
or how to find an old chalk mine using a Bristol VR in Norwich :03:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e6/Bus_in_hole.jpg/800px-Bus_in_hole.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3374/3187373997_a6c7efdbe7.jpg
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A11290213
Jimbuna
05-17-10, 08:45 AM
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/56edd84d77d2f9172e0dfe7f4a300786.jpg
Mario has had enough :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT5F6LcwNEw
DarkFish
05-17-10, 09:31 AM
anyone having trouble with jehova's witnesses?
http://images.uncyc.org/nl/9/9e/Jehova2.jpg
Mario has had enough :)
That was quite a shock Dowly!!:har:
TLAM Strike
05-17-10, 10:20 AM
Mario has had enough :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT5F6LcwNEw
I liked this one better...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va8Sh4Agr58&feature=related
Umm... HD sunglasses... really? :doh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKYKyIObXyM
Sailor Steve
05-17-10, 11:01 AM
Dowly, you haven't seen reality until you see it in HD!
And keep an eye out for our upcoming new product...3D sunglasses!
Schroeder
05-17-10, 11:06 AM
I guess you can sell everything in the US (and here too).:stare:
Jimbuna
05-17-10, 11:58 AM
That was quite a shock Dowly!!:har:
Everyone has his limit....even Mario :DL
Jimbuna
05-17-10, 11:59 AM
http://images.uncyc.org/nl/9/9e/Jehova2.jpg
<Confusion> Do I pull or squeeze? :o
Sailor Steve
05-17-10, 12:34 PM
<Confusion> Do I pull or squeeze? :o
You RAP them - real hard!
:rotfl2:
Jimbuna
05-17-10, 01:13 PM
You RAP them - real hard!
:rotfl2:
:o :dead:
AVGWarhawk
05-17-10, 02:55 PM
Now my wife says that's the funniest thing she has seen today.
She has been to work today so trust me, that is a huge compliment. :DL
Glad your wife got a kick out of that. :up:
Jimbuna
05-17-10, 03:18 PM
Glad your wife got a kick out of that. :up:
It's a bit strange sometimes....there's a lot of pressure at her place of work atm (retail shops....Marks and Spencer) with companies expecting larger profit margins despite the economic recession we currently face.
She has a list of four or so posters she searches for because she's either wandered over to me when she hears me chuckle or has remembered me making reference to funny jokes/one liners etc.
This is one of her 'coping strategies' she reckons.
Anything that makes the little lady happy/smile is good enough for me :DL
AVGWarhawk
05-17-10, 05:58 PM
Anything that makes the little lady happy/smile is good enough for me :DL
Take her on a date/dinner/movie. Just like the old days of courting. She will smile...:03:
Take her on a date/dinner/movie. Just like the old days of courting. She will smile...:03:Yes, even I enjoy that!:up:
http://mariopiperni.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/i-see-stupid-people.jpg
frau kaleun
05-17-10, 09:03 PM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129165080668513127.jpg
Lord_magerius
05-17-10, 09:48 PM
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/fauket/motivational%20posters/knowledge.jpg
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii161/Flippy9247/USAFJetSimulator.jpg
Weiss Pinguin
05-17-10, 11:08 PM
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p298/fauket/motivational%20posters/knowledge.jpg
Thank goodness I wasn't drinking anything when I read that
http://images.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures216.jpg
http://imgur.com/PgyEu.jpg
I know its my own screen shot but I found it funny. >.>
Jimbuna
05-18-10, 03:38 AM
Take her on a date/dinner/movie. Just like the old days of courting. She will smile...:03:
Now that would make her laugh.....we're going out tonight to chinatown in Newcastle actually :DL
Jimbuna
05-18-10, 03:42 AM
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/9411/catig.jpg (http://img205.imageshack.us/i/catig.jpg/)
Weiss Pinguin
05-18-10, 08:38 AM
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/9411/catig.jpg (http://img205.imageshack.us/i/catig.jpg/)
http://26.media.tumblr.com/irZDSs1Jyqil2mkvNi1y7vKKo1_500.jpg
Jimbuna
05-18-10, 09:53 AM
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e284/tattila/godzilla-facepalm-godzilla-facepalm.jpg
frau kaleun
05-18-10, 01:06 PM
http://thatwillbuffout.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129175613301037232.jpg
frau kaleun
05-18-10, 01:21 PM
http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129157754527372894.jpg
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/5/129175716130667773.gif
TLAM Strike
05-18-10, 01:45 PM
http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129157754527372894.jpg
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:
Thanks... That made my day! :rock:
This will no doubt start a heated debate over which of those is superior... :ping:
Of course the Y-Wing is superior... :arrgh!:
gimpy117
05-18-10, 01:53 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Jakk4568/FunnyCautionSign.jpg
Sailor Steve
05-18-10, 02:09 PM
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:
Thanks... That made my day! :rock:
This will no doubt start a heated debate over which of those is superior... :ping:
Of course the Y-Wing is superior... :arrgh!:
Y?:O:
Weiss Pinguin
05-18-10, 02:30 PM
There's a reason the B-Wing is on top ;)
http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129170636616663150.jpg
http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129163438446303450.jpg?w=500&h=372
AVGWarhawk
05-18-10, 02:34 PM
Now that would make her laugh.....we're going out tonight to chinatown in Newcastle actually :DL
:up: Enjoy.
AVGWarhawk
05-18-10, 02:41 PM
http://officespam.chattablogs.com/archives/chinese-cheese-grater-slide.jpg
Weiss Pinguin
05-18-10, 02:48 PM
http://www.onemoregadget.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/cheese-grater-toilet-paper-2.jpg
TLAM Strike
05-18-10, 03:39 PM
There's a reason the B-Wing is on top ;)
Yea its in chronological order... :O:
Jimbuna
05-18-10, 06:08 PM
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/77ef9bb65d733f3f0fc579a1234d8ab0.jpg
Platapus
05-18-10, 06:11 PM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129165080668513127.jpg
Jesus Saves!
All others take 2D6 damage.
http://www.strangeshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/scifi.jpg
Jimbuna
05-19-10, 02:32 AM
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/21808135fc85bfcebc67525fefbf37ab.jpg
A loaded tattoo....what you don't blow yer balls off.
Be interesting how that would go here in Australia, we have such stupid laws!!:x
Jimbuna
05-19-10, 03:04 AM
Oh I don't know....you should ask TarJak where his tattoo is :DL
Oh I don't know....you should ask TarJak where his tattoo is :DL
Here he is boss:
http://www.singlespeedstella.com/fantasy-island.jpg
Sheesh that's bad TarJak!!:haha:
http://images.triplem.com.au/2009/02/27/136601/fuunny-tree-1.jpg
Taxi!!
'Twas the best I could do at short notice.
It's all 'armless fun:
http://opticalillusion.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/tattoo_illusion1.jpg
Jimbuna
05-19-10, 07:56 AM
http://www.2flashgames.com/2fgkjn134kjlh1cfn81vc34/flash/f-Nice-Tattoo-4724.jpg
That's a nice picture of nothing Jim!:yep:
AVGWarhawk
05-19-10, 08:21 AM
http://ladyfi.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-dog-pictures-found-lost-ball.jpg
danlisa
05-19-10, 08:23 AM
Industrial Junkie! ¬_¬
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s64/danlisa_photo/HENRY.gif
Weiss Pinguin
05-19-10, 09:20 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/8/129177886600643373.gif
AVGWarhawk
05-19-10, 09:38 AM
http://www.zeebler.com/Images/Funny_Pics/images/31.gif
^ Wonder if the big guy is enjoying that!:hmmm:
Jimbuna
05-19-10, 09:59 AM
Can't find the one I posted originally (it may reappear later) but I wouldn't mind something like this.
http://www.zhippo.com/ChristopherPchelkaDivineMachineWorldHOSTED/images/gallery/angry-wolf-tattoo-m.jpg
Sailor Steve
05-19-10, 12:06 PM
Now we know how the guy in #1052 got that way.
Meanwhile Constable Jimbuna lets the dog loose:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZqAGJZEYe8
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/8/129177886600643373.gif
:haha::haha:
It begs of a repost of this:
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l284/lellykuick/animated%20gifs/Rumsfeld_Origami.gif
UnderseaLcpl
05-19-10, 01:37 PM
:rotfl2:I love the gifs!
Weiss Pinguin
05-19-10, 01:54 PM
ROFL the horse picture had me crying
AVGWarhawk
05-19-10, 02:12 PM
http://www.stripers247.com/images/schoolgirl-wins.gif
Jimbuna
05-19-10, 03:30 PM
Meanwhile Constable Jimbuna lets the dog loose:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZqAGJZEYe8
OMG...how embarrassing was that :oops:
When I first joined I used to volunteer to wear the padded outfits for the dog training section (usually four hours extra pay on a weekend morning) and believe you me, those beasts were usually all hair and teeth and had absolutely no problem bringing you to the ground.
I should imagine that dog will either be re-assessed for further training or simply given to a vetted 'loving home'.
Weiss Pinguin
05-19-10, 03:39 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/19/129187354620902423.gif
AVGWarhawk
05-19-10, 03:43 PM
This is where drifting all started.
Lord_magerius
05-19-10, 05:51 PM
Angry SH5 kaleun
http://chzbobshouseofvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129135348564650902.jpg
Here's one to make TarJak cry:
http://a.images.blip.tv/Crackervidfan-FeelingReallySadFunnyHeinekenAdvert570.jpg
Sailor Steve
05-19-10, 08:36 PM
Meanwhile Constable Jimbuna lets the dog loose:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZqAGJZEYe8
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:
"Which way did he go, George? Which way did he go?"
Lord_magerius
05-19-10, 08:48 PM
Here's one to make TarJak cry:
http://a.images.blip.tv/Crackervidfan-FeelingReallySadFunnyHeinekenAdvert570.jpg
Nevermind Tarjak :wah: *licks off the floor* Aaaagh glass *licks more beer*
frau kaleun
05-19-10, 09:28 PM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129177856004775487.jpg
Here's one to make TarJak cry:
http://a.images.blip.tv/Crackervidfan-FeelingReallySadFunnyHeinekenAdvert570.jpg
Nevermind Tarjak :wah: *licks off the floor* Aaaagh glass *licks more beer*
Nope it's all OK it's only Hieneken.
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129177856004775487.jpg
Now that should never happen to Grolsch!:nope: :wah:
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129177856004775487.jpg
Imagine as a punishment being dumped in the middle, naked!:dead:
krashkart
05-19-10, 11:28 PM
Gah! My eyes! Who posted the broken beers? :stare:
Not cool, man. Not cool. :nope:
Weiss Pinguin
05-19-10, 11:39 PM
http://chzoddlyspecific.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129187825127448200.jpg
Pics or it didn't happen
DarkFish
05-20-10, 02:15 AM
Here's one to make TarJak cry:
http://a.images.blip.tv/Crackervidfan-FeelingReallySadFunnyHeinekenAdvert570.jpg
Nope it's all OK it's only Hieneken.:up:
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129177856004775487.jpgtragedy? grolsch doesn't deserve any better.
:up:
tragedy? grolsch doesn't deserve any better.I was talking about the bottles! :D They make great water bottles with the neat little resealable stopper thing, particularly at work. :03:
DarkFish
05-20-10, 02:49 AM
I was talking about the bottles! :D They make great water bottles with the neat little resealable stopper thing, particularly at work. :03:aye, that's about the only good thing about grolsch, the bottles are just great:DL
After all this beer talk please observe this warning:
http://img334.imageshack.us/img334/9282/silly20signs20133jl.jpg
Jimbuna
05-20-10, 06:07 AM
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/4186/tttvq.jpg (http://img294.imageshack.us/i/tttvq.jpg/)
Texas taste treat
TLAM Strike
05-20-10, 08:11 AM
http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6581/129183333032106912.jpg
... a Canadian quarter... :shifty:
Weiss Pinguin
05-20-10, 08:41 AM
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/ohgodp1.jpg
Jimbuna
05-20-10, 08:45 AM
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/ab338b815827b7c4d69619c60e742493.jpg
Here we go again Jim!! I just found a link to Weiss Pinguin's facebook, look what I found there:
http://s1.hubimg.com/u/944608_f520.jpg
Jimbuna
05-20-10, 09:23 AM
Who the hell does STEED think he is, standing on WP's computer chair like that!?
Weiss Pinguin
05-20-10, 09:25 AM
WHAT? That picture was set to private!
I didn't even tag STEED in that picture!
AVGWarhawk
05-20-10, 09:27 AM
Now I know what happened to my picnic blanket.
HunterICX
05-20-10, 09:55 AM
Now I know what happened to my picnic blanket.
:har:
HunterICX
AVGWarhawk
05-20-10, 10:19 AM
I'm still trying to figure out Pooh-Man. Just what is he implying with that name and the cover picture? WTH?
Jimbuna
05-20-10, 10:30 AM
I'm still trying to figure out Pooh-Man. Just what is he implying with that name and the cover picture? WTH?
EH! :hmmm:
Weiss Pinguin
05-20-10, 02:56 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/19/129188093041341645.gif
http://www.gfxcomments.com/media/00/Funny-But-Stupid-People-Pictures-68-9NTA4E3AV3.gif
OK girls, the winner gets Jim, the losers get me!!
krashkart
05-20-10, 08:48 PM
http://www.gfxcomments.com/media/00/Funny-But-Stupid-People-Pictures-68-9NTA4E3AV3.gif
OK girls, the winner gets Jim, the losers get me!!
:o
:doh:
:o
:dead:
Dammit. Why can't RAGBRAI be like that?? :damn:
Weiss Pinguin
05-20-10, 08:52 PM
I call the blonde up front, second from the left. :D
Sailor Steve
05-20-10, 10:29 PM
Brunette, far back on the left.:rock:
gimpy117
05-21-10, 12:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGBcY2IoFSg&feature=channel
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:
^ That's a good one, teach him a lesson to pick on old ladies!!:har:
krashkart
05-21-10, 06:05 AM
I call the blonde up front, second from the left. :D
Brunette, far back on the left.:rock:
I call the gal in the hat, second column, in lead. :up:
What is that one doing with the seat on the far right? :o
krashkart
05-21-10, 06:44 AM
What is that one doing with the seat on the far right? :o
I hadn't noticed that before. :hmmm:
Jimbuna
05-21-10, 07:08 AM
So I take it your all impressed with my cycling track at the back of my house then :smug:
I hadn't noticed that before. :hmmm:
Wha, you see a photo of group of virtually naked gals and you don't check them all out? :o
What is that one doing with the seat on the far right? :oLucky bike seat!:wah:
Weiss Pinguin
05-21-10, 08:37 AM
What is that one doing with the seat on the far right? :o
I dunno, but I have never wanted to be a bike seat so much.
krashkart
05-21-10, 09:07 AM
Wha, you see a photo of group of virtually naked gals and you don't check them all out? :o
Stimulus overload. *shrug* :up:
Jimbuna
05-21-10, 09:23 AM
Whilst you youngest are battling with your hormones I'm simply thinking why there are no spectators in all those seats :hmmm:
krashkart
05-21-10, 09:41 AM
Whilst you youngest are battling with your hormones I'm simply thinking why there are no spectators in all those seats :hmmm:
:hmm2:
*GESTALT!!*
*scroll scroll scroll*
*read read*
*clicky clicky click*
*cut/paste*
So I take it your all impressed with my cycling track at the back of my house then :smug:
You tell me. It's your track, bud. :O::smug:
Jimbuna
05-21-10, 09:49 AM
:hmm2:
*GESTALT!!*
*scroll scroll scroll*
*read read*
*clicky clicky click*
*cut/paste*
You tell me. It's your track, bud. :O::smug:
Yeah.....but the admission price is reasonable......that is, if your a hot blooded male :smug:
Weiss Pinguin
05-21-10, 10:26 AM
Imagine the problems they'd have with streakers at events like that :shifty:
Jimbuna
05-21-10, 10:41 AM
Imagine the problems they'd have with streakers at events like that :shifty:
Biker v Pogo Stick enthusiast :haha:
Sailor Steve
05-21-10, 11:14 AM
Didn't want to cause trouble, so I just posted the link.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Streaker.jpg
nikimcbee
05-21-10, 11:18 AM
Yeah.....but the admission price is reasonable......that is, if your a hot blooded male :smug:
:hmmm:
krashkart theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFpyR_OAj_I
krashkart
05-21-10, 11:20 AM
Didn't want to cause trouble, so I just posted the link.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Streaker.jpg
:har:
:hmmm:
krashkart theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFpyR_OAj_I
:yeah:
frau kaleun
05-21-10, 11:27 AM
Yeah.....but the admission price is reasonable......that is, if your a hot blooded male :smug:
They have those in England?
Jimbuna
05-21-10, 11:30 AM
Didn't want to cause trouble, so I just posted the link.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Streaker.jpg
Good to see you were the only one man enough to face the camera (bottom left) :O:
frau kaleun
05-21-10, 11:31 AM
Didn't want to cause trouble, so I just posted the link.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Streaker.jpg
:haha:
Jimbuna
05-21-10, 11:32 AM
They have those in England?
Well yes.......at least there's a one in my rear garden :yep:
Some people mistakenly refer to it as The Gateshead International Athletics Stadium :hmmm:
Schroeder
05-21-10, 11:40 AM
I think she was referring to the hot blooded males.:O:
krashkart
05-21-10, 11:56 AM
Well yes.......at least there's a one in my rear garden :yep:
Erm... you do mean "stadium", and not "hot-blooded male", right? :D
frau kaleun
05-21-10, 11:59 AM
Well yes.......at least there's a one in my rear garden :yep:
So that's what the kids are calling it these days...
frau kaleun
05-21-10, 12:31 PM
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129186822062907650.jpg
Sailor Steve
05-21-10, 12:31 PM
They have those in England?
The last one I heard of was Sir Richard Francis Burton.
He died in 1890.
frau kaleun
05-21-10, 12:34 PM
http://chzbobshouseofvideogames.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129173225302963477.jpg
Weiss Pinguin
05-21-10, 01:15 PM
http://quityourdayjob.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/star-wars-lando-bow-chicka-bow-wow.jpg
Jimbuna
05-21-10, 01:55 PM
The last one I heard of was Sir Richard Francis Burton.
He died in 1890.
Prior to that he visited Salt Lake City in 1860 :DL
Sailor Steve
05-21-10, 03:46 PM
Prior to that he visited Salt Lake City in 1860 :DL
Yes he did, and wrote a book about it. Of course he also discovered the source of the Nile, became the first white man to enter Mecca (disguised as an Arab and speaking the language fluently - along with about twenty others), and translated the Thousand Nights and a Night and the Kama Sutra into English.
Swordsman, adventurer, lover, troublemaker...no wonder that Jenkins guy stole his name!
Weiss Pinguin
05-21-10, 04:08 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/21/129189355524180670.gif
krashkart
05-21-10, 04:22 PM
^^ :rotfl2: Nice!
frau kaleun
05-21-10, 04:41 PM
became the first white man to enter Mecca (disguised as an Arab and speaking the language fluently
This reminds me of one of my favorite scenes in IJ & The Last Crusade, where Indy and Henry have been captured and Indy's telling the bad guys that Marcus has the map and is already on his way to recover the Grail, that knows all the local customs, speaks all the languages, understands the culture, will blend in like a native, and they'll never find him...
...and then it cuts to Marcus wandering through some Turkish (?) marketplace, standing out like lost tourist, and asking random passersby if anyone there speaks English.
:har:
krashkart
05-21-10, 04:43 PM
This reminds me of one of my favorite scenes in IJ & The Last Crusade, where Indy and Henry have been captured and Indy's telling the bad guys that Marcus has the map and is already on his way to recover the Grail, that knows all the local customs, speaks all the languages, understands the culture, will blend in like a native, and they'll never find him...
...and then it cuts to Marcus wandering through some Turkish (?) marketplace, standing out like lost tourist, and asking random passersby if anyone there speaks English.
:har:
One of my favorite scenes in the whole movie. :DL
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/photos/StupidBush001.jpg
Ah! What have we here!
krashkart
05-21-10, 07:23 PM
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/photos/StupidBush001.jpg
Ah! What have we here!
Fancy that. I always wondered how they pulled off back room deals. :DL
Weiss Pinguin
05-21-10, 07:36 PM
...and then it cuts to Marcus wandering through some Turkish (?) marketplace, standing out like lost tourist, and asking random passersby if anyone there speaks English.
:har:
"I say, does anyone speak English? Or even ancient Greek?" (Latin?)
Sailor Steve
05-21-10, 09:19 PM
This reminds me of one of my favorite scenes in IJ & The Last Crusade,
And Indy himself could do all those things. I'm a huge fan of the Young Indiana Jones TV series, and I love the tip of the hat to the series in the last one. Indy is talking to a local in Mexico. When he's done Mutt asks "What language was that?"
"It's a cross between Spanish and ancient Mayan."
"And you speak it?"
"Yeah. Picked it up when I rode with Pancho Villa."
"Bull****!"
"Well, you asked."
Fancy that. I always wondered how they pulled off back room deals. :DL:har:
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/photos/StupidBush001.jpg
Man on the left: It's almost my turn, I can hardly wait!
Platapus
05-21-10, 10:22 PM
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/photos/StupidBush001.jpg
it kinda looks like President Bush is getting it from both sides. That guy behind him is a little too close :stare:
frau kaleun
05-21-10, 10:30 PM
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/photos/StupidBush001.jpg
it kinda looks like President Bush is getting it from both sides. That guy behind him is a little too close :stare:
Only in Washington would it take two people to manage a reacharound.
frau kaleun
05-21-10, 10:44 PM
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129182904097360000.jpg
Weiss Pinguin
05-22-10, 12:12 AM
:har:
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/photos/StupidBush001.jpg
Man on the left: It's almost my turn, I can hardly wait!
"Sorry, you must be this big to play... next."
Jimbuna
05-22-10, 08:43 AM
:har:
http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/photos/StupidBush001.jpg
Man on the left: It's almost my turn, I can hardly wait!
ROFLMAO :rotfl2:
Jimbuna
05-22-10, 08:49 AM
http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/6615/article120373105e9b78f0.jpg (http://img704.imageshack.us/i/article120373105e9b78f0.jpg/)
I never thought wearing this hat would have brought so much attention!!
Task Force
05-22-10, 09:01 AM
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i59/xoxRosesRredxox/4geoduck.jpg
GUESS WHAT!!! its a shellfish!
Schroeder
05-22-10, 09:12 AM
Geoducks.;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck
Task Force
05-22-10, 09:28 AM
Yep, Just saw the episode of a TV show over here called "dirty Jobs" were the host was at a shellfish farm harvesting them Figured... Looked good enough for subsim. lol
Jimbuna
05-22-10, 09:43 AM
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/eb95e37d0c8074e3be22134c86f068ee.jpg
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
Jimbuna
05-22-10, 11:37 AM
STEED, you left this behind at Reece place last night :DL
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/1a2327a7465c3556b979f9784b592abc.jpg
gimpy117
05-22-10, 03:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbX_I_lrmIc&feature=related
dumbest person ever! :rotfl2:
Sailor Steve
05-22-10, 05:46 PM
dumbest person ever! :rotfl2:
I don't know about that. She's got some pretty serious competition out there.:D
As bad as this:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2713/4308745860_f48e22e48a_o.jpg
As bad as this:
[picture snippage]
Well.. at least she seems to have firm grip on the.. ehh... spout, I think. :D
nikimcbee
05-22-10, 10:34 PM
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129182904097360000.jpg
Nikimcbee approves of this post
nikimcbee
05-22-10, 10:35 PM
STEED, you left this behind at Reece place last night :DL
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/1a2327a7465c3556b979f9784b592abc.jpg
OMG:har::har::har::har::har::har::har::har::har:
nikimcbee
05-22-10, 10:36 PM
Buna, the superhero years:
http://holycrapthatsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/spidey.jpg
Weiss Pinguin
05-22-10, 10:46 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs658.snc3/32535_280571599948_5975759948_946540_8175369_n.jpg
The way it should be.
STEED, you left this behind at Reece place last night :DL
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/1a2327a7465c3556b979f9784b592abc.jpgAnd I gave it straight back to him!! Whew!!:oops:
Buna, the superhero years:
Looks like he's taking a dump in his suit to me!!:hmmm:
Jimbuna
05-23-10, 06:02 AM
Looks like he's taking a dump in his suit to me!!:hmmm:
I've moved on since then :smug:
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6205/spidermanno.jpg (http://img269.imageshack.us/i/spidermanno.jpg/)
Oh definitely you Jim!:oops::haha:
antikristuseke
05-23-10, 06:07 AM
As bad as this:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2713/4308745860_f48e22e48a_o.jpg
I challenge you to light petrol with a cigarette.
(What she is doing is stupid indeed, but still)
Jimbuna
05-23-10, 09:54 AM
Fortunately...I don't eat sweets :o
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc62/barberryhead/funny_myspace_picture001.jpg
^ WTF!:hmmm::x
Hows this then!!
http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Bean-ie-Babe-y-914.jpg
DarkFish
05-23-10, 10:06 AM
^ WTF!:hmmm::x
Take this:
http://www.dwingdwang.com/images/2007/08/dwingdwang_poop_picture_pose_****_fart_funny_gstri ng_thong_pink_girl_babe_chick_chica_hot_ass_arse_j eans.jpgLOL your image url got censored:lol:
LOL your image url got censored:lol:Yeh look at the words in the link!:dead: The picture itself was quite harmless! You can see why I deleted the post.:yep:
nikimcbee
05-23-10, 10:36 AM
^ WTF!:hmmm::x
Hows this then!!
http://www.laughparty.com/funny-pictures/Bean-ie-Babe-y-914.jpg
Jeebus steed, go put some clothes on before Dowly sees you
Jimbuna
05-23-10, 10:37 AM
Revealing Home Photo :DL
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/ef622da9f22c1ea21e36d5a23878067a.jpg
nikimcbee
05-23-10, 10:37 AM
Fortunately...I don't eat sweets :o
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc62/barberryhead/funny_myspace_picture001.jpg
...and that's how Tarjak paid for his plane ticket to the subsim meeting.
nikimcbee
05-23-10, 10:39 AM
Looks like he's taking a dump in his suit to me!!:hmmm:
Yeah, it looks like he just "passed":o:har: a whole bunch of computer parts!
Those English eat the damned things.:har:
Jimbuna
05-23-10, 11:02 AM
http://www.workathometruth.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/teethwh-eat.jpg
nikimcbee
05-23-10, 11:11 AM
http://www.workathometruth.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/teethwh-eat.jpg
Keyboard pudding?
^ They forgot to add "Nom Nom Nom":yep:
This is what happens when you eat too many keyboards:
http://www.yourspacenow.com/img/funny0130.jpg
Handsome gent not!:yep:
nikimcbee
05-23-10, 10:19 PM
^ They forgot to add "Nom Nom Nom":yep:
This is what happens when you eat too many keyboards:
http://www.yourspacenow.com/img/funny0130.jpg
Handsome gent not!:yep:
http://www.mausercentral.com/forum/images/smiles/Barfing.gif
nikimcbee
05-23-10, 10:21 PM
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc62/barberryhead/funny_myspace_picture001.jpg
This photo needs a soundtrack....:hmmm:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OXOls9zRro
Weiss Pinguin
05-23-10, 10:22 PM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/puft.gif
This photo needs a soundtrack....:hmmm:This photo needs burning!:dead:
nikimcbee
05-24-10, 12:13 AM
This photo needs burning!:dead:
Hey, don't make fun of Tarjak! He's got to earn some money somehow!
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc62/barberryhead/funny_myspace_picture001.jpg
Tarjak choir sings:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCkOmcIl79s
nikimcbee
05-24-10, 12:17 AM
@ Reece, look at the brightside, it's not as bad as this photo's soundtrack:
http://holycrapthatsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/spidey.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIyn63WS9Yc&feature=related
Hey, don't make fun of Tarjak! He's got to earn some money somehow!You don't know how true that statement is mate.:-?
You don't know how true that statement is mate.:-?
The mind boggles!:dead:
@ Reece, look at the brightside, it's not as bad as this photoYou shouldn't insult poor Jim like that!:oops::yep:
nikimcbee
05-24-10, 12:36 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v80/cd_rom/1188050788263hv1.gif
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a356/The_Daemon/sumo_airchiyo.gif
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z172/J-Man725/61174013360670.gif
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i27/superbleeder12/tetris.gif
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z97/dnelge/1179803985286.gif
http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/spiderman0.gif
http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/catslide24.gif
http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/ninjacarpet24.gif
The mind boggles!:dead:
Hey you are right!
http://www.thepunch.com.au/images/uploads/boggle.jpg
nikimcbee
05-24-10, 12:52 AM
http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.128557448.jpg
Nikimcbeen:
http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Goon%20Goon%20Goon%20Room.jpg
Jimbuna
05-24-10, 05:23 AM
GIMME GIMME GIMME
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/8f7ba75d9f35410e4713e9f05827c6a1.jpg
http://i49.tinypic.com/1zoaqh1.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/2d9pm6b.jpg
Jimbuna
05-24-10, 07:14 AM
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/4216/frustrationx.gif (http://img196.imageshack.us/i/frustrationx.gif/)
^ Give Dowly the scissors, they'll cut through!!:yep:
http://funnywebjokes.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/1fat_kids_funny_caption.jpg
Weiss Pinguin
05-24-10, 09:03 AM
http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129182744961431249.jpg
Sailor Steve
05-24-10, 12:38 PM
Jim, I hate to complain, but that one's not really funny.:wah:
antikristuseke
05-24-10, 02:31 PM
I do have a better version of that gif, but somehow I dont think theprudes here would approve of me posting it.
Weiss Pinguin
05-24-10, 02:32 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/22/129190555190297589.gif
I do have a better version of that gif, but somehow I dont think theprudes here would approve of me posting it.
I think you'd be right :shifty:
Jimbuna
05-24-10, 02:38 PM
Jim, I hate to complain, but that one's not really funny.:wah:
What's wrong....can't you keep the steam off yor spectacle lens? :DL
AVGWarhawk
05-24-10, 03:13 PM
http://www.e-brighthorizons.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/screwed-up-again.png
I cant tell which one is the catcher and which one is the pitcher. :o
Revealing Home Photo :DL
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/ef622da9f22c1ea21e36d5a23878067a.jpg
nikimcbee
05-24-10, 04:22 PM
What's wrong....can't you keep the steam off yor spectacle lens? :DL
Who me?:oops:
I'm @work mr Buna. You and your booby gifs:haha:
nikimcbee
05-24-10, 04:23 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/2d9pm6b.jpg
True, so true!:D
krashkart
05-24-10, 06:17 PM
http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/blueballoonhead.jpg
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/5/20/15/enhanced-buzz-25844-1274383368-1.jpg (http://extraordinary-thing.blogspot.com/2010/05/16-extraordinary-items-they-only-sell.html)
Platapus
05-24-10, 06:24 PM
http://www.e-brighthorizons.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/screwed-up-again.png
I guess not all engineers have a one track mind, but some should.
Platapus
05-24-10, 06:26 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/2d9pm6b.jpg
The Frau asked me why I spend so much more time greeting the dogs when I come home then in greeting her.
I told her that the dogs get up and meet me at the door and are happy to see me.
I don't think she liked that answer. :D
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Stupid/shark_attack_funny.jpg
Platapus
05-24-10, 08:25 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/2d9pm6b.jpg
Of course, I have to protest this in the most strongest of terms. It is totally unacceptable, under any circumstances to put your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour!!! :stare:
This type of "humour" will only serve to give people the wrong ideas.
:D
Sailor Steve
05-24-10, 08:33 PM
What about your wife?:O:
Or, as W.C. Fields once said, "A woman's place is in the stove."
Platapus
05-24-10, 08:41 PM
What about your wife?:O:
I suppose, generally speaking, there might be some disadvantage of putting the wife in the trunk... I guess. :hmmm:
Sailor Steve
05-24-10, 10:40 PM
I suppose, generally speaking, there might be some disadvantage of putting the wife in the trunk... I guess. :hmmm:
Especially if you forget she's there. What happens when you find out your supper's not ready?
Weiss Pinguin
05-24-10, 11:12 PM
No sandwiches for a while after that eh? *ducks behind cover*
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/this-bed-will-do-now-get-me-a-sammich.jpg
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Strange/Funny_Photo_Grizzly_on_back.jpg
Lionclaw
05-25-10, 02:32 AM
Or, as W.C. Fields once said, "A woman's place is in the stove."
IN the stove?! :doh:
Or perhaps I misunderstood. :hmmm:
Otherwise it's oven baked woman then for the cannibals. :O:
:haha::haha:
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129173585360794438.jpg
HunterICX
05-25-10, 06:06 AM
:har::har: Nice one Dowly
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8481/129181010593234648.jpg
HunterICX
@ HunterICX: John Astin, one of my all time favorite actors!:up:
Have you ever seen Evil Roy Slade, that is funny!!:yep:
HunterICX
05-25-10, 06:32 AM
I know him from the Adams Family,
should check that Evil Roy Slade out when I get the chance, cheers!
HunterICX
It's a western & funnier than Blazing Saddles, Other actors such as Henry Gibson, Mickey Rooney!:yeah:
http://img.movieberry.com/static/photos/33335/poster.jpg
http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/pictures/evil4.JPG
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o37/patsydecline007/evil_roy_slade_cover.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/2zhljx3.jpg
Weiss Pinguin
05-25-10, 08:52 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/5/21/129189540228931054.gif
Had this happen to me once, when I was little :shifty:
A little bit of swearing in these two clips:
Amazed brits... (http://www.break.com/index/chick-gets-bit-by-snake.html)
Camping & Caravanning club (http://www.break.com/index/camper-stuck-in-narrow-alley.html)
Jimbuna
05-25-10, 09:28 AM
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/a0c1a193d5b03c83d05ce6726656a5ff.jpg
I spy with my little eye.
Sailor Steve
05-25-10, 09:58 AM
@ HunterICX: John Astin, one of my all time favorite actors!:up:
Have you ever seen Evil Roy Slade, that is funny!!:yep:
The Brothers O'Toole. Hilarious.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069825/
Weiss Pinguin
05-25-10, 11:24 AM
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/a0c1a193d5b03c83d05ce6726656a5ff.jpg
I spy with my little eye.
Isn't that where they keep the level hidden? Obviously he just wants to make sure she's well-balanced ;)
Jimbuna
05-25-10, 11:28 AM
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/3219/politicalinfidelity.jpg (http://img176.imageshack.us/i/politicalinfidelity.jpg/)
Yes Minister
Weiss Pinguin
05-25-10, 11:38 AM
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1239569729_girls-in-the-bathroom.gif
Weiss Pinguin
05-25-10, 01:32 PM
Also,
http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129191972825810713.jpg
SgtPotato
05-25-10, 02:09 PM
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m136/Solo_Wing_Pixy/Misc/1266976016613.jpg?t=1274814551
Jimbuna
05-25-10, 03:48 PM
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/4f151fc898831b6765e5398b90593eee.jpg
LOOK BEHIND YOU!!
TLAM Strike
05-25-10, 04:11 PM
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m136/Solo_Wing_Pixy/Misc/1266976016613.jpg?t=1274814551
He just ticked off the Commander Sheppard stole his soup...
http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/2919/shanrickstars.jpg
"My God! It's full of stars!"
Aww, these so great. :rotfl2:
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129160414601968021.jpg
Schroeder
05-25-10, 05:02 PM
^:har:
Weiss Pinguin
05-25-10, 05:04 PM
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129180014065557750.jpg
Teehee
Also,
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129188740071424682.jpg
HunterICX
05-25-10, 05:04 PM
:haha::haha: Yeah, they are fricking hilarious!
btw Dowly, have you seen Jim Carrey doing the CSI Miami bit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glvGfQnx3DI
:har:
HunterICX
TLAM Strike
05-25-10, 05:20 PM
Also,
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129188740071424682.jpg
http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/4716/129182494168369978.jpg
Yep after 8 seasons his trigger finger finally cramped up. Game over Jack... :salute:
http://26.media.tumblr.com/0iN2A1sU6nqeye5zD6BHsbgto1_500.png
Shhh!... don't tell anyone!
nikimcbee
05-26-10, 12:47 AM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/0iN2A1sU6nqeye5zD6BHsbgto1_500.png
Shhh!... don't tell anyone!
:haha:
nikimcbee
05-26-10, 12:51 AM
http://www.littlebeasts.com/assets/halloween-3/zoey-zelda-batman-robin.jpg
http://blog.teachstreet.com/wp-uploads/2008/10/1660288723_3c082ea32e1.jpg
bookworm_020
05-26-10, 01:07 AM
http://blog.teachstreet.com/wp-uploads/2008/10/1660288723_3c082ea32e1.jpg
We're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy!
Weiss Pinguin
05-26-10, 08:27 AM
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129191321165095122.jpg
Lord_magerius
05-26-10, 08:46 AM
^^ :har:
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129156868935063852.jpg
Jimbuna
05-26-10, 09:02 AM
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3866/129188390699440744.jpg (http://img97.imageshack.us/i/129188390699440744.jpg/)
HunterICX
05-26-10, 09:51 AM
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7774/comicv.jpg
HunterICX
Weiss Pinguin
05-26-10, 10:37 AM
:rotfl2::rotfl2:
Jimbuna
05-26-10, 04:07 PM
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/5081d69c5c2769f6c9bedfb94814f73b.jpg
frau kaleun
05-26-10, 04:10 PM
http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129164434513605796.jpg
frau kaleun
05-26-10, 04:28 PM
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129180447069709735.jpg
http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129187665393032034.jpg
http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129175978049177088.jpg
Jimbuna
05-26-10, 04:39 PM
http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/d179c536b5fbe43626b82bb5339a73c9.jpg
Weiss Pinguin
05-26-10, 05:59 PM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/abortion_clinic/1.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/abortion_clinic/2.png
http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/abortion_clinic/3.png
So wrong :rotfl2:
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129185344858455800.jpg
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