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krashkart

02-01-11, 06:10 PM

I have a feeling at least one of them is going to end up in my signature. :D

Is it the one about dead batteries, or "Aim for the Ass"? :hmmm:

:D

Edit: Should I go into hiding now? XD

Jimbuna

02-01-11, 06:57 PM

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/48832452-d673-4cc7-8d59-b2d7db81f526.jpg

Reece

02-01-11, 07:23 PM

http://media.myspacepimper.com/content/image/funny/funny_776.jpg
SLAP!!... Damned mozzies!!

frau kaleun

02-01-11, 07:24 PM

Is it the one about dead batteries, or "Aim for the Ass"? :hmmm:

:D

Wrong! :O:

krashkart

02-01-11, 07:26 PM

Wrong! :O:

Ah, I see. :haha:

Nothing wrong with trying, right? :sunny:

Edit: Almost makes a full conversation.

"You first."
"No way dude."
"Guys, this sh-'s too heavy."
XD

Feuer Frei!

02-01-11, 09:00 PM

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/2790/madfluvi.jpg

frau kaleun

02-01-11, 09:05 PM

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/epic-win-photos-prayer-win.jpg

CCIP

02-01-11, 09:18 PM

:har:

How timely!

bookworm_020

02-01-11, 10:55 PM

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/epic-win-photos-prayer-win.jpg

We'll take the snow, you can have the floods, cyclones, fires and heatwave (and yes, some of them happen at the same time!);)

Gargamel

02-01-11, 10:59 PM

We'll take the snow, you can have the floods, cyclones, fires and heatwave (and yes, some of them happen at the same time!);)

http://louisianacoastoilspill.com/images/burning_water.jpg

Well here's two of em!

krashkart

02-01-11, 11:27 PM

We'll take the snow, you can have the floods, cyclones, fires and heatwave (and yes, some of them happen at the same time!);)

You're more than welcome to it. Send some of that flood water on over to California. They can't manage their waterworks for sh-. :03:

Fires can go on over to... whichever part of the US is most heinous. Wherever those places are, they certainly need to be cleansed by the burning fires of Hay-ell!

Cyclones? Erm... We're too far north for that. We'd be willing to trade a couple of hurricanes, though. Or just give them away on rebate. :D

Not sure what to do with the heatwave, though. :hmmm:

Also... NSFW (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/3/19/).

Buddahaid

02-01-11, 11:27 PM

http://louisianacoastoilspill.com/images/burning_water.jpg

Well here's two of em!

Where's the Seaview?

Jimbuna

02-02-11, 01:59 PM

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/467a5c29-d449-459b-94c2-0025f848a3b4.jpg

frau kaleun

02-02-11, 08:17 PM

No respect, no respect at all. :O:

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-ringo.jpg

Platapus

02-02-11, 08:21 PM

No respect, no respect at all. :O:

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-ringo.jpg

Are you now saying that drummers deserve respect?

frau kaleun

02-02-11, 08:30 PM

Are you now saying that drummers deserve respect?

Well, Ringo does. After all he did hang out with the heart, soul and spirit of The Beatles. :O:

Platapus

02-02-11, 08:42 PM

Well, Ringo does. After all he did hang out with the heart, soul and spirit of The Beatles. :O:

So could it be said that Ringo was the colon of the Beatles?

Or the Bladder?

Gargamel

02-02-11, 08:46 PM

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/hootersmilkbaby.jpg

Platapus

02-02-11, 08:49 PM

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/hootersmilkbaby.jpg

Kid looks pretty young to be reading the lady's name tag.

:D

Reece

02-02-11, 10:06 PM

A young Dowly:
http://pileofphotos.com/pics/255222funny-wedding-photos8.jpg
Excuse me madam, are these real?

SgtPotato

02-02-11, 10:21 PM

A young Dowly:
http://pileofphotos.com/pics/255222funny-wedding-photos8.jpg
Excuse me madam, are these real?

Dowly wouldn't like to have that ridiculous haircut.

Weiss Pinguin

02-02-11, 10:44 PM

At last: a totally accurate, not at all made-up guide to military hand signals!

[snip]
'He'll be out in a minute' :rotfl2:

Gargamel

02-02-11, 10:48 PM

Dowly wouldn't like to have that ridiculous haircut.

Don't think he was thinking about hair at that point.

Gargamel

02-03-11, 04:45 AM

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicsupertard1.png

Jimbuna

02-03-11, 05:18 AM

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/a82e114f-1aa9-4a24-adc1-9b432a7bd339.jpg

Weiss Pinguin

02-03-11, 12:34 PM

:shifty: I don't normally go for these kinds of jokes, but...

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/eb8fbeb7-f1d9-4076-80b5-56607e316e1e.jpg

TLAM Strike

02-03-11, 01:37 PM

:shifty: I don't normally go for these kinds of jokes, but...

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/eb8fbeb7-f1d9-4076-80b5-56607e316e1e.jpg

wait for it....

...wait for it...

... here it comes...

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/6007/sw50sw8sw578.gif (http://img7.imageshack.us/i/sw50sw8sw578.gif/)

Jimbuna

02-03-11, 07:42 PM

:shifty: I don't normally go for these kinds of jokes, but...

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/eb8fbeb7-f1d9-4076-80b5-56607e316e1e.jpg

You'll make an exception this time :DL

Gargamel

02-03-11, 07:43 PM

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/SnownanOBrien.jpg

Dowly

02-03-11, 07:57 PM

Dowly wouldn't like to have that ridiculous haircut.

Actually, I had that kind of haircut as a kid, tho it was just because I couldn't be arsed to do anything to it in the morning. :DL

And he does look little like me at that age... why don't I remember any of that!? :nope:

antikristuseke

02-03-11, 09:06 PM

Actually, I had that kind of haircut as a kid, tho it was just because I couldn't be arsed to do anything to it in the morning. :DL

And he does look little like me at that age... why don't I remember any of that!? :nope:

You started drinking at an early age.

Reece

02-03-11, 10:32 PM

http://www.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures99.jpg
Got it in!!

antikristuseke

02-04-11, 02:49 AM

http://itnurk.com/files/upload/urod/2011/02/1296677841-517_01.jpg

Gargamel

02-04-11, 04:55 AM

http://www.syxpak.com/pix/images/bears_on_a_sub.jpg

Gargamel

02-04-11, 07:00 AM

http://www.syxpak.com/pix/images/worry_more.jpg

http://www.syxpak.com/pix/images/wowmount.jpg

antikristuseke

02-04-11, 07:07 AM

http://itnurk.com/files/upload/urod/2011/02/1296716759-683_02.jpg

Gargamel

02-04-11, 07:38 AM

To be honest... i'm more worried about the first result....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TUtoshrGijI/AAAAAAAB5Lo/3_EvaRDzNgY/s400/epic_fails_63.jpg

Reece

02-04-11, 08:11 AM

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/funny-pictures-elephant-is-excited-for-peanut.jpg

Gargamel

02-04-11, 08:39 AM

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/funny-pictures-elephant-is-excited-for-peanut.jpg

I lol'd....

But what do they do when he falls in?

http://www.demotix.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/large_610x456_scaled/photos/54802.jpg

:o There were some scary pics I found googling this.... sad....

Gargamel

02-04-11, 08:41 AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TUtoNhyMltI/AAAAAAAB5KQ/2xB5PJAOACw/s400/epic_fails_74.jpg

tater

02-04-11, 09:32 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0

The acting on the part of the kid... awesome. Could be my son, I LOLed til my eyes watered, as I imagine anyone with a 4 YO boy would. :)

Just saw it in the superbowl ad preview thread. oops. Still funny.

Sailor Steve

02-04-11, 11:36 AM

HEY. I just saw that in the...
Just saw it in the superbowl ad preview thread.
Oh. Never mind. :oops:

HackerW32

02-04-11, 12:35 PM

http://img815.imageshack.us/img815/7112/comicr.jpg

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/3a8c038f-30d1-4f25-b277-2af1551768fb.jpg

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-trollistry.jpg

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-trollface-father-error.jpg

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/funny-graphs86.png

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/funny-graphs76.png

Weiss Pinguin

02-04-11, 12:36 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R55e-uHQna0
HEY I think I saw this in the-...

Just saw it in the superbowl ad preview thread. oops. Still funny.
Oh, yeah...

Lord_magerius

02-04-11, 12:59 PM

Don't scare someone using your new monitor :haha:
http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/job-fails-caution-dont-scare-someone-using-your-new-monitor.gif

frau kaleun

02-04-11, 02:50 PM

http://chztotsandgiggles.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-kids-pictures-poor-tony.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-atheist-vader.jpg

Gargamel

02-04-11, 05:20 PM

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/breadhelmetfreedom.jpg

Platapus

02-04-11, 05:52 PM

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/breadhelmetfreedom.jpg

Notice he has time to protest but no time to go to work.

Must be a loafer. :nope:

frau kaleun

02-04-11, 05:59 PM

Sailor Steve

02-04-11, 09:20 PM

HEY. I just saw that in the...

Oh. Never mind. :oops:
HEY I think I saw this in the-...

Oh, yeah...
There's an echo in here.

Weiss Pinguin

02-04-11, 09:24 PM

I was hoping more people would jump in :shifty:

I see wheat you did there, with your rye remark. But he's just happy he found a good parking spot in the square... otherwise he'd have to pumpernickels into the meter all day.
Way to steal all the good pun-pernickels there, Frau...

krashkart

02-04-11, 09:26 PM

Notice he has time to protest but no time to go to work.

Must be a loafer. :nope:

I see wheat you did there, with your rye remark. But he's just happy he found a good parking spot in the square... otherwise he'd have to pumpernickels into the meter all day.

Way to steal all the good pun-pernickels there, Frau :stare:

Oh my. The dough has certainly risen, hasn't it? :cry:

The flour is upon us! :nope:

Sailor Steve

02-04-11, 09:27 PM

I was hoping more people would jump in :shifty:
So sorry. I was just looking at some re-posted pictures and just thought that it...I mean...oops. :oops:

Reece

02-04-11, 09:28 PM

http://www.zwani.com/graphics/funny_pictures/images/funny-pictures98.jpg
I can't look!!

krashkart

02-04-11, 09:35 PM

http://www.businesspundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/voot.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/TExMvI7vHVI/AAAAAAAARzQ/7pbXHeECZUI/s1600/lando_somuchpun.jpg

frau kaleun

02-04-11, 09:37 PM

Oh my. The dough has certainly risen, hasn't it? :cry:

The flour is upon us! :nope:

Yep. Time to baguette and tag it if you ask me. I think we all knead to give it a break, at yeast for an hour or two.

Task Force

02-04-11, 09:43 PM

Don't scare someone using your new monitor :haha:
http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/job-fails-caution-dont-scare-someone-using-your-new-monitor.gif

ROFL:har:

Platapus

02-04-11, 10:45 PM

I can not compete with all these bread puns. I'm leaven

frau kaleun

02-04-11, 10:52 PM

I can not compete with all these bread puns. I'm leaven

^^That's just the way he rolls.

frau kaleun

02-04-11, 11:15 PM

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg4d2dU86d1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

krashkart

02-04-11, 11:40 PM

^^ Warning: do not shaft the web designer. :rotfl2:

I can not compete with all these bread puns. I'm leaven

^^That's just the way he rolls.

We'd butter just leave it at that, lest we get jammed up in peckish details. Gods... I feel so crusty after all of this.

Edit: Bread puns are a pita. :D

Weiss Pinguin

02-05-11, 01:57 AM

Trying to come up with good puns always leavens me feeling flat.

Sailor Steve

02-05-11, 02:08 AM

I think it's obvious that where bread pans are concerned, Frau is the Kaiser.

Weiss Pinguin

02-05-11, 02:14 AM

I think it's obvious that where bread pans are concerned, Frau is the Kaiser.
The proverbial icing on the... bun... :shifty:

Reece

02-05-11, 02:59 AM

I'm too sexy for my bike!!
http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/021-590x534.jpg

frau kaleun

02-05-11, 03:06 AM

I think it's obvious that where bread pans are concerned, Frau is the Kaiser.

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you... dare to croissant me, and you're toast. No matter how much you bagel for mercy.

TarJak

02-05-11, 04:32 AM

She's a cruller mistress with a temper like Napoleon.

This seems a pretty flakey thread to me. I'm gonna get my choux(s) on, and take a thousand leaves of you, before some tart starts a bun-fight; otherwise, it'll be a pie-inna-face for sure. My pastry puns are running out of puff

krashkart

02-05-11, 10:26 AM

http://jefffenwick.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/powdered_toast_man.jpg?w=467&h=398

Powdered Toast Man approves!

Platapus

02-05-11, 10:43 AM

Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!

Sailor Steve

02-05-11, 11:17 AM

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you... dare to croissant me, and you're toast. No matter how much you bagel for mercy.
You are the queen of cornbread, you little crumpet.

krashkart

02-05-11, 11:22 AM

Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!

I never got to watch as much of that show as I would have liked. :)

TLAM Strike

02-05-11, 03:30 PM

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/9063/f6c8c021670e4db8b302ec3.jpg

Jimbuna

02-05-11, 04:08 PM

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/d23d20bf-ff6d-4a13-97fd-b32aeec33ffd.jpg

Gargamel

02-05-11, 09:22 PM

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/handicapcrossingcurb.jpg

krashkart

02-05-11, 09:40 PM

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/handicapcrossingcurb.jpg

Well shewt. Now what do we do? :rotfl2:

Lord_magerius

02-05-11, 10:06 PM

Jesus Gargamel! You nearly broke the internet with that one. Looking at that gives you a very similar effect of dividing by 0 :hmmm:

Gargamel

02-06-11, 02:13 AM

Jesus Gargamel! You nearly broke the internet with that one. Looking at that gives you a very similar effect of dividing by 0 :hmmm:

http://canitbesaturdaynow.com/images/fpics/1382/Junr_m_4_.jpg

ITS MY SPOON DAMMIT!

Gargamel

02-06-11, 02:18 AM

Ahh geez... I heard about the Palin look alike porno.... but this would just be weird.....

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjre5kWXn1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

Reece

02-06-11, 05:08 AM

What you mean this lady is a guy!!
http://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/wp-uploads/cute-funny-animals-26.jpg
OMG!! OMG!!

Rilder

02-06-11, 07:12 AM

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/db4c6fbe-35ae-43df-ae49-e1c2363faa57.jpg

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/memes-found-a-bear-trap-tea-bag-it.jpg

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/07b3d2e5-559f-4a1d-879c-b6d866190b7e.jpg

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/memes-if-vegetarians-love-animals-so-much-why-do-they-eat-all-their-food.jpg

TLAM Strike

02-06-11, 02:33 PM

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/2376/bbaaf4e8873f4db381b31af.jpg

nikimcbee

02-06-11, 04:27 PM

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/graphicphoto/graphicphoto0706/graphicphoto070600020/1216701.jpg

Gargamel

02-06-11, 05:10 PM

Nothing really funny, but these made me smile....

little big.. I know...

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/mature-people-truths.jpg

DarkFish

02-06-11, 05:32 PM

Gargamel, that one is freaking awesome:D:D:D
I've thought 30 of those 32 things a large number of times. 12 and 17 are literally the only ones not true for me. Guess that makes me 94% mature:O:

Also, I really think the title should be changed into "Truths for mature men" instead of humans:DL

Platapus

02-06-11, 05:44 PM

I think number 26 should be mandatory and enforced by federal law.

Jimbuna

02-06-11, 06:13 PM

Number 17 does it for me :DL

Jimbuna

02-06-11, 06:14 PM

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/319ee586-95e9-45e0-a0a2-cd768bf79d81.jpg

frau kaleun

02-06-11, 06:16 PM

@ Gargamel

:rotfl2:

Pretty good stuff.

Altho, seriously, folding a fitted sheet is not hard once you learn the trick to it, and there is a trick to it, and when you find out what it is all you can do is smack your forehead and shout "D'oh!" because once you know what it is it's so bloody obvious. :doh:

There are video tutorials for it online... not kidding, that's how I got the hang of it. Although I've seen various methods the basic "trick" is getting all the fitted corners aligned with each other and after that, it's easy peasy lemon squeezy. :yeah:

Krauter

02-06-11, 06:32 PM

SHE SPEAKS OF LIES :stare:

Everyone here knows that folding ANY sheet is a Herculean task :smug:

Gargamel

02-06-11, 06:33 PM

:rotfl2:

Pretty good stuff.

Altho, seriously, folding a fitted sheet is not hard once you learn the trick to it, and there is a trick to it, and when you find out what it is all you can do is smack your forehead and shout "D'oh!" because once you know what it is it's so bloody obvious. :doh:

There are video tutorials for it online... not kidding, that's how I got the hang of it. Although I've seen various methods the basic "trick" is getting all the fitted corners aligned with each other and after that, it's easy peasy lemon squeezy. :yeah:

Women..... geesh....

Can't live with em.... Can't pee standing up.....

Anything that bleeds for 3 days and doesn't die can't be trusted.....

/ducks.... :D

Krauter

02-06-11, 06:40 PM

:o thats a tad... over the top

Gargamel

02-06-11, 06:47 PM

:o thats a tad... over the top

I tell my wife that all the time.... she laughs.... as she kicks my shins... we have a good relationship. :rock:

Anyhoo....

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/22996/30.jpg

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/22990/1.jpg

Reece

02-06-11, 06:54 PM

:o thats a tad... over the top
:dead: Yes!! Spoiled a nice run there!!:hmmm:

Gargamel

02-06-11, 07:19 PM

Sorry! Meant as joke... no harm intended!

Gargamel

02-06-11, 07:25 PM

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/22748/11.jpg

SgtPotato

02-06-11, 07:57 PM

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m136/Solo_Wing_Pixy/Misc/1266976016613.jpg?t=1297040237

Jimbuna

02-06-11, 08:07 PM

:dead: Yes!! Spoiled a nice run there!!:hmmm:

LOL....if only you knew :smug:

Jimbuna

02-06-11, 08:08 PM

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/2014c9c0-5d5b-4c08-b613-1d9426de2dc0.jpg

Weiss Pinguin

02-06-11, 08:09 PM

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/22748/11.jpg
For some reason this just made me bust out laughing :rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

also... #30 on the list does it for me :yep:

Jimbuna

02-06-11, 08:31 PM

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/30d1a698-33d0-4760-b8ee-01376938bdcd.jpg

Reece

02-06-11, 10:30 PM

Sorry! Meant as joke... no harm intended!
You know me, I'm never crude!!:03:

Reece

02-06-11, 10:33 PM

What the!!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P4xGiRBspE4/TJN6XW80VOI/AAAAAAAAAOs/__Qy4aVregc/s1600/snake-girl-contortionist.jpg

Krauter

02-06-11, 10:37 PM

:o

MY EYES :dead:

bookworm_020

02-06-11, 10:53 PM

My Back!!!!:doh:

Krauter

02-07-11, 01:35 AM

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/24e81e6d-241d-4b67-9580-f1fc4c972bac.jpg

Reece

02-07-11, 01:53 AM

I actually read that load of crap!!:dead: Time lost I'll never get back!!:oops::cry:

Feuer Frei!

02-07-11, 07:45 AM

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/6560/bwainzvi.jpg

antikristuseke

02-07-11, 08:44 AM

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/8056/743701640.gif

Reece

02-07-11, 08:54 AM

^ Good one!:yeah:

Dowly

02-07-11, 08:54 AM

http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x462/Dowly/2410.jpg

Gerald

02-07-11, 08:59 AM

http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x462/Dowly/2410.jpg :haha:

Reece

02-07-11, 09:07 AM

That's not very nice!!:o Funny though!!:har:

Rilder

02-07-11, 09:43 AM

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/66a404aa-988e-4f31-9dbe-839d8f11b141.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-meanwhile-in-usa.jpg

jumpy

02-07-11, 12:14 PM

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/8056/743701640.gif

have seen that one before... I just love the way the guy in the back pats the driver on the shoulder... like, 'nice one buddy, it's cool' :D

Jimbuna

02-07-11, 01:10 PM

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/293919fa-ef7d-487f-8cc5-1f907c0c5249.jpg

Reece

02-07-11, 06:38 PM

^ :har::har: I love those JB jokes!!:yep:

I feel an itch coming up!!
http://www.dirjournal.com/info/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/oops46.jpg
That's better!!

Lord_magerius

02-07-11, 06:46 PM

:o

*thud*

I think I'm going to go lie down in a dark room for a while.

Sailor Steve

02-07-11, 06:48 PM

"I'll be in my bunk."
-Jayne Cobb, Firefly

Gargamel

02-07-11, 07:14 PM

"I'll be in my bunk."
-Jayne Cobb, Firefly

That's on SyFy right now!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/81308037.jpg

Jimbuna

02-07-11, 07:41 PM

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/f37b58b0-0f5a-44d7-9634-382b035be6ab.jpg

Penguin

02-07-11, 07:46 PM

That's on SyFy right now!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/81308037.jpg

I know I am a nerd for typing it into my browser, but the link doesn't work anymore... :cry:, but the address was legit untill January - it's actually a sentence - "the more you collect at us, the cheaper it becomes", no bad advertising...

Platapus

02-07-11, 08:11 PM

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-meanwhile-in-usa.jpg
That's horrible. What kind of father is this. This guy needs to be put in jail. What a loser! He has no right to be around children at all. :stare::stare::stare::stare:

We don't share in America, we sell. :D

Get it right Dad. :damn:

Reece

02-07-11, 08:45 PM

RRRIP!!
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS_nuFUYhFMVW8ULt0J0hZ048T_Ex6T5 m1UPCQOb8Ntcjlxz4_Amg&t=1
Oh dear!!

krashkart

02-07-11, 08:53 PM

RRRIP!!
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS_nuFUYhFMVW8ULt0J0hZ048T_Ex6T5 m1UPCQOb8Ntcjlxz4_Amg&t=1
Oh dear!!

Well, you know what they say about easy access... :O:

Feuer Frei!

02-07-11, 09:13 PM

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/2189/boaty.jpg

antikristuseke

02-07-11, 09:55 PM

http://itnurk.com/files/upload/urod/2011/02/1297089660-693_02.jpg

Feuer Frei!

02-07-11, 09:56 PM

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/8893/co0xw.jpg

FAILLLLL!

Weiss Pinguin

02-07-11, 10:34 PM

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/epic-win-photos-a-note-for-mom-win.jpg

bookworm_020

02-07-11, 11:11 PM

:har::har::har::har::har::har::har:

Bet her mum woke her up to give her an earful!

Feuer Frei!

02-08-11, 12:02 AM

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/5239/9zbip.jpg

Feuer Frei!

02-08-11, 07:24 AM

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/2225/likeobama.jpg

Jimbuna

02-08-11, 07:46 AM

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/c6ea2a60-42be-4dcd-8f1f-fcdbe090168b.jpg

Reece

02-08-11, 08:10 AM

Not sure if this has been up before!:hmmm:
http://doucwhatic.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/super_hero_3.jpg?w=600&h=495

Herr-Berbunch

02-08-11, 08:39 AM

http://wahfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/funny_finger_art_photo.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_q3AsElVaY4g/SJufCePw4BI/AAAAAAAAA1A/0NvOqhpcuhU/s400/1_1197378926_image00227.jpg

http://bp0.blogger.com/_q3AsElVaY4g/SI_uCf9aXuI/AAAAAAAAAz4/kkrS7gauo1I/s400/nirvana.jpg

Jimbuna

02-08-11, 09:11 AM

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/f03bf58c-1293-4d11-b042-ed8567ceceec.jpg

TLAM Strike

02-08-11, 10:42 AM

Not sure if this has been up before!:hmmm:
http://doucwhatic.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/super_hero_3.jpg?w=600&h=495
Quite an accomplishment when Stalin is not the most evil person in the room...

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/5239/9zbip.jpg

And to think on the real Enterprise only the chief engineer was powered by alcohol.

Gargamel

02-08-11, 05:18 PM

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/facebookcodesoftware.jpg

Krauter

02-08-11, 05:41 PM

:rotfl2:

Geno_Mariner

02-08-11, 06:29 PM

:haha: That is brilliant.

Dowly

02-08-11, 06:43 PM

http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x462/Dowly/2454.jpg

jumpy

02-08-11, 08:37 PM

lmao

Feuer Frei!

02-08-11, 08:42 PM

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/1038/norrism.jpg

Reece

02-09-11, 12:33 AM

http://buchinsky.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/henry-gibson.jpg?w=466&h=482
Stop laughing!!... I am the fuhrer!

Feuer Frei!

02-09-11, 12:37 AM

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8305/75341375093617215470467.jpg

Rilder

02-09-11, 04:13 AM

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/memes-if-men-arent-dumber-than-women-why-do-they-need-two-heads.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-flying-cars.jpg

Feuer Frei!

02-09-11, 07:03 AM

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8030/imatexanmyselfsoitsokay.png

Schroeder

02-09-11, 09:45 AM

@Dowly
If the Frau reads this it will be ferret sandwich.;)

Rilder

02-09-11, 10:19 AM

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-pictures-history-if-thou-pissest-me-off-mine-ferret-shall-bloodie-thy-nuggets.jpg

frau kaleun

02-09-11, 10:54 AM

I just saw that earlier today. :rotfl2:

Dowly

02-09-11, 01:02 PM

:o
http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x462/Dowly/2515.jpg

:rotfl2::rotfl2:

Weiss Pinguin

02-09-11, 01:03 PM

ROFL took me a second :oops: :haha:

Jimbuna

02-09-11, 03:56 PM

http://nwso.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Bush-fart1.jpg

Jeebus!!........Who was that?

Reece

02-09-11, 06:54 PM

http://nwso.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Bush-fart1.jpg
By George that was bad!!

Rilder

02-10-11, 05:17 AM

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-pictures-history-untitled2.jpg

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/cc4ca682-ef20-4344-a5c2-ad5a4861a250.jpg

Jimbuna

02-10-11, 09:25 AM

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/2de4b736-fed8-4b63-99c7-f8095f38b31f.gif

Gargamel

02-10-11, 09:41 AM

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/2de4b736-fed8-4b63-99c7-f8095f38b31f.gif

AMish Drifting! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRjF6O7wTAw

frau kaleun

02-10-11, 12:26 PM

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/18efc4ca-e39b-4a72-92ec-c1bd64e434df.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/dd0777dd-e053-4341-8a9b-da87a6585da0.jpg

Dowly

02-10-11, 02:58 PM

http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x462/Dowly/advantage.png

Reece

02-10-11, 06:26 PM

http://tryingtoohard.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/i-can-get-that-contact.jpg
Nothing down here but crap!!

Chad

02-10-11, 10:35 PM

http://tryingtoohard.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/i-can-get-that-contact.jpg
Nothing down here but crap!!

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/2270/original/political-pictures-do-not-want-surprised-guy.jpg?1242277575

Platapus

02-10-11, 10:38 PM

http://tryingtoohard.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/i-can-get-that-contact.jpg
Who does number 2 work for?

bookworm_020

02-11-11, 01:18 AM

http://tryingtoohard.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/i-can-get-that-contact.jpg
Why Flushing the newbie's head in drop pit toilets never took off!

Rilder

02-11-11, 07:44 AM

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/memes-bungee-jumping.jpg

Feuer Frei!

02-11-11, 08:19 AM

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1994/hotdogpuppy.jpg

Reece

02-11-11, 08:45 AM

http://img.search.com/thumb/0/04/Severus_snape.jpg/300px-Severus_snape.jpg
You wouldn't dare eat that!!

Feuer Frei!

02-11-11, 08:49 AM

NOT FUNNY BUT....COOL NONETHELESS

"I'M WATCHING YOU REECE, SAID HERR-BERBUNCH"

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2731/eyewatchingyou.gif

Reece

02-11-11, 08:54 AM

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/67/0DD88206-D93F-465B-A78E-B8339C84C222/42-17917569.jpg
Sorry Herr-Berbunch but only room for Reece in here!

Feuer Frei!

02-11-11, 08:58 AM

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/67/0DD88206-D93F-465B-A78E-B8339C84C222/42-17917569.jpg
Sorry Herr-Berbunch but only room for Reece in here!

Good comeback, sir :up:

Feuer Frei!

02-11-11, 09:12 AM

Herr-Berbunch felt
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2623/lebain.jpg

Gargamel

02-11-11, 11:25 AM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LibZvkSXZlk/TVSjDebB4XI/AAAAAAAB6oI/xHNta7_nghY/s400/animals_stealing_food_09.jpg

Herr-Berbunch

02-11-11, 11:44 AM

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/67/0DD88206-D93F-465B-A78E-B8339C84C222/42-17917569.jpg
Sorry Herr-Berbunch but only room for Reece in here!
As it is extremely small! :yep:

As if I don't get enough excrement off you guys in the Four Word Story thread :nope:

Feuer Frei!

02-11-11, 12:03 PM

As if I don't get enough excrement off you guys in the Four Word Story thread :nope:

Apologies, lets
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5328/handshake.gif

frau kaleun

02-11-11, 03:47 PM

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-facebook-fails-wwlol.jpg

Jimbuna

02-11-11, 04:04 PM

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/fd7e846a-12c4-4e8f-822b-ff31ba8e7554.jpg

frau kaleun

02-11-11, 04:19 PM

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/job-fails-spin-that-wheel.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-untitled5.jpg

Reece

02-11-11, 08:23 PM

As if I don't get enough excrement off you guys in the Four Word Story thread :nope:Sorry!:oops: Call it a weakness!!:yep:
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQSy1Ye8G_Z0W-dVgdZhYiaEZMgP2Rc4MSZDQ_IYl5skEPYKWh0&t=1
Behave yourself Reece!!

Rilder

02-12-11, 06:24 AM

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/demotivational-posters-those-damn-kids.jpg

UnderseaLcpl

02-12-11, 07:05 AM

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-facebook-fails-wwlol.jpg

:haha:

Moreso if everything suddenly turns into Russian in the near future.

Feuer Frei!

02-12-11, 07:35 AM

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/4654/moarwn.jpg

Jimbuna

02-12-11, 07:37 AM

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Vercetti101/Stupid.jpg

Reece

02-12-11, 07:43 AM

http://www.1000funfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Funny-Sleeping-Positions-4.jpg

Gerald

02-12-11, 07:46 AM

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Vercetti101/Stupid.jpg :haha:

UnderseaLcpl

02-12-11, 07:56 AM

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Vercetti101/Stupid.jpg

E: This woman. Final answer.

Jimbuna

02-12-11, 09:03 AM

http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/assets/library/A100630diesel426--127789567730611400.jpg

frau kaleun

02-12-11, 01:33 PM

Frau Kaleun joins the TSA:

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-celebrity-pictures-scan.jpg

Gargamel

02-12-11, 08:06 PM

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/25778/26.jpg

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/25778/36.jpg

Subnuts

02-12-11, 09:43 PM

In 10 seconds, you'll never want to see Das Boot ever again.

10...

9...

8...

7...

6...

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

http://i53.tinypic.com/15mzmvd.jpg

tater

02-12-11, 10:09 PM

That's how I always assumed it was in real u-boats, and how I figured most of you guys who sim u-boats dress while you play.

TLAM Strike

02-12-11, 11:59 PM

That's how I always assumed it was in real u-boats, and how I figured most of you guys who sim u-boats dress while you play.

That's why I stick to the modern boats. All the fruitcakes were hunted down and exterminated by the Allies in WWII.

bookworm_020

02-13-11, 12:03 AM

I hope his crew mates realise that they are having those sardines for dinner!:doh:

Reece

02-13-11, 06:48 AM

http://www.formatmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Super_Hero_1.jpg
The first one to laugh gets a whiff of bat gas!!

Feuer Frei!

02-13-11, 07:57 AM

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/5050/tumblrksmewcct7o1qz9bwr.gif

Rilder

02-13-11, 01:10 PM

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/memes-space-race.jpg

Jimbuna

02-13-11, 04:39 PM

http://www.formatmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Super_Hero_1.jpg
Robin will be along shortly, as soon as he gets his tights on.

Reece

02-13-11, 06:48 PM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_j99VUrX25a4/S8uIYx-wQFI/AAAAAAAAHS4/GC471SWGkps/s1600/dumb_and_dumber_xl_01.jpg
I have a date tonight, do you think I'll get lucky?

bookworm_020

02-13-11, 07:30 PM

http://www.formatmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Super_Hero_1.jpg
They didn't have my size in stock, so I had to make do....

TLAM Strike

02-13-11, 08:54 PM

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/7941/4329156ffafd4b5ea679fa1.jpg

Rilder

02-13-11, 09:05 PM

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/memes-philosiraptor-private-investigators1.jpg

CCIP

02-14-11, 12:47 AM

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/memes-philosiraptor-private-investigators1.jpg
I'm pretty sure it'd look like this:
http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/9173/spyspya.jpg

Herr-Berbunch

02-14-11, 08:09 AM

http://www.formatmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Super_Hero_1.jpg

Vader! I asked for Vader!

PS - are we mixing threads here? :yep:

Dowly

02-14-11, 02:06 PM

http://i1183.photobucket.com/albums/x462/Dowly/2655.jpg

frau kaleun

02-14-11, 02:50 PM

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/epic-win-photos-in-case-of-earthquake-win.jpg

Jimbuna

02-14-11, 03:12 PM

http://www.formatmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Super_Hero_1.jpg

What's wrong with my ears?

Hve you seen the silly hat your wearing?

Gargamel

02-14-11, 04:20 PM

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/nemofacebookballs.png

Jimbuna

02-14-11, 04:25 PM

^LOL :DL

[501]Otto

02-14-11, 05:29 PM

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2850/curroy.jpg

Reece

02-14-11, 06:05 PM

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41581000/jpg/_41581690_grab_416_getty.jpg
Watch out for the dog turd!!

frau kaleun

02-14-11, 07:52 PM

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/173497c3-6aa0-4be7-ba1d-a9f2b9c0f046.jpg

TLAM Strike

02-14-11, 08:07 PM

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/173497c3-6aa0-4be7-ba1d-a9f2b9c0f046.jpg

The last one is the best! :rotfl2:

frau kaleun

02-14-11, 08:34 PM

And in honor of the day...

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/ec3401e6-68f5-402d-81a3-1e5f41e90d1b.jpg

Reece

02-14-11, 09:16 PM

:har: Good one!!:yep:

Feuer Frei!

02-14-11, 11:05 PM

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/7287/iranian.jpg

Rilder

02-14-11, 11:23 PM

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/933d63dc-7c5a-447c-a0cb-31da852f67fd.jpg

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/11979fc4-2ebd-4343-ba5d-51c68c55fb76.jpg

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/7999ba95-81a0-4810-9296-b991153177e5.jpg

UnderseaLcpl

02-14-11, 11:25 PM

And in honor of the day...

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/ec3401e6-68f5-402d-81a3-1e5f41e90d1b.jpg

W....T...F....!!!??!?!? She's cheating on me!? That bitch!!!!

Reece

02-14-11, 11:49 PM

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQ2ax-sS_4y5jMLSmREzdOH3iiJTeWqPJubUX8_sUos8-lvKHm&t=1

Gerald

02-15-11, 03:09 AM

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQ2ax-sS_4y5jMLSmREzdOH3iiJTeWqPJubUX8_sUos8-lvKHm&t=1 Reece,I did not know you had access to a camel, :O:

Reece

02-15-11, 04:12 AM

Reece,I did not know you had access to a camel, :O:Yes but I don't smoke anymore!!:yep:

Gerald

02-15-11, 04:19 AM

Yes but I don't smoke anymore!!:yep: :haha:

Oberon

02-15-11, 05:14 AM

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/933d63dc-7c5a-447c-a0cb-31da852f67fd.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/25/128930602031193176.jpg

Gerald

02-15-11, 05:28 AM

What did the wave say to the penguin? One says pass the soap. The other says what do I look like? No...:D

Jimbuna

02-15-11, 05:46 AM

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41581000/jpg/_41581690_grab_416_getty.jpg
HEY!....That looks like my jacket your wearing!

Oberon

02-15-11, 06:08 AM

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41581000/jpg/_41581690_grab_416_getty.jpg
HEY!....That looks like my jacket your wearing!

Hu you think make it?

(see what I did there?)

Feuer Frei!

02-15-11, 08:06 AM

THUMB MAN:
http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/7408/2wfpwnp.jpg

Reece

02-15-11, 08:28 AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TbzPyAVsyG8/TGPa6AvQrmI/AAAAAAAAInA/vyDxlWrVoyU/s1600/xxxxxxxxxxxxxx.JPG
I hate it when he does wheel stands!!

Feuer Frei!

02-15-11, 08:34 AM

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/794/20433447.jpg

Reece

02-15-11, 08:37 AM

:har: Now that's funny!!:yeah:

UnderseaLcpl

02-15-11, 09:59 AM

As ashamed as I am of the fact, I could not keep myself from laughing. Pfft! It even says "Siemens" on the side. :rotfl2::up:

I wish I had a pic that was an equally funny counterpunch for women's rights or something very wise to say about individual rights, but I don't. All I can do is laugh every time I look at that picture. I honestly think it could only be made more funny by a "sammich" reference. Women are so right about us being impossible juvenile jerks....

We'd better hide before Frau Kaleun sees this. Her wrath is likely to be terrible and her wit and/or scorn is likely to be a lot funnier and a lot more brutal.

I hereby disavow any knowledge of this post and Feur Frei's post, not that I'd know anything about them. I was away on business.

frau kaleun

02-15-11, 10:03 AM

Actually my first thought was, I can't believe that many people still own that many clothes that require ironing for that type of joke to still be funny. :O:

UnderseaLcpl

02-15-11, 11:37 AM

What joke? I was away on business.

Oh, you mean that ironing thing. I hadn't noticed it until you brought it up.

Herr-Berbunch

02-15-11, 11:52 AM

What is this i-ron-ing thing you mention :hmmm:

Lord_magerius

02-15-11, 01:24 PM

Ironing:
1. the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
2. Literature .
a. a technique of indicating, as through character or plot development, an intention or attitude opposite to that which is actually or ostensibly stated.
b. (especially in contemporary writing) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., especially as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.
3. Socratic ironing
4. Dramatic ironing
5. an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected.
6. the incongruity of this.
7. an objectively sardonic style of speech or writing.
8. an objectively or humorously sardonic utterance, disposition, quality, etc.

Oberon

02-15-11, 01:28 PM

http://www.agm.me.uk/blog/uploaded_images/Extreme_Ironing_Mosul_Iraq_Jan_05_05.jpg

http://amazingdata.com/mediadata33/Image/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool6_extreme-ironing-photos-1_200907271820286466.jpg

http://amazingdata.com/mediadata33/Image/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool6_extreme-ironing-photos-7_200907271820356472.jpg

Gerald

02-15-11, 01:29 PM

frau kaleun

02-15-11, 01:38 PM

Ironing:
4. Dramatic ironing

This is what you get when the guy who made the pic in FF's post realizes that he is going to have to - gasp! - iron his own damn shirt. :o:wah::dead:

antikristuseke

02-15-11, 01:53 PM

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/753/m38496.jpg

Gerald

02-15-11, 01:55 PM

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/753/m38496.jpg Number 5 is a good choice :yep:

Krauter

02-15-11, 02:18 PM

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/funny-facebook-fails-best-man-ever.jpg

Jimbuna

02-15-11, 02:24 PM

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/bc9e8bf8-21a7-454b-bc66-1bf160b6f97e.jpg

Feuer Frei!

02-15-11, 03:27 PM

http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/7299/justdidit65032.jpg

Jimbuna

02-15-11, 03:39 PM

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/88a8dd91-52a2-4836-9c60-28efcd175620.jpg

Kaye T. Bai

02-15-11, 03:59 PM

ROFLMAO! ^ :har:

Torvald Von Mansee

02-15-11, 05:09 PM

http://nielsenhayden.com/waits.jpg

So...Merle Haggard, Kris Kristofferson, and Robert Duvall make a sandwich.

Who's got the meat? Who's got the...mayonnaise?

Reece

02-15-11, 05:52 PM

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/903959/brown-medal-freedom.jpg
And now... just a quick jerk!!

Rilder

02-15-11, 07:49 PM

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/903959/brown-medal-freedom.jpg
And now... just a quick jerk!!

I think bush would need one of his hands for a quick jerk! :rotfl2:

Jimbuna

02-15-11, 07:53 PM

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/a1b29896-b90a-46e0-b13e-eb4ac23f3386.jpg

Reece

02-15-11, 08:07 PM

I think bush would need one of his hands for a quick jerk! :rotfl2:
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44301000/jpg/_44301832_dickemeryvicar203.jpg
Oh you are naughty!