Funny Picture Thread

[donna52522]

http://i1084.photobucket.com/albums/j408/donna577/10426549_727179960692262_383300902550718192_n_zpsc 1297cc5.jpg (http://s1084.photobucket.com/user/donna577/media/10426549_727179960692262_383300902550718192_n_zpsc 1297cc5.jpg.html)

[Aktungbby]

http://i.imgur.com/5isX89E.jpg?1

Also planning a sequel 'The Third Reich Strikes Back'

http://foto.arcor-online.net/palb/alben/54/1012554/3965383761363235.jpg
WOW what little inspiration can do! @ SCHROEDER: Brilliant! :har:

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/wine-drinking-instructions_zpse4840c53.jpg

[Schroeder]

WOW what little inspiration can do! @ SCHROEDER: Brilliant! :har:

It's not my picture. I just found it on the net some years ago, likely even here on Subsim.:salute:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/wine-drinking-instructions_zpse4840c53.jpg

I LOVE THIS!

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/EKgYOa6.jpg?1

Some publicity material, or maybe a T-shirt...

[Dread Knot]

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121206015247/hitlerparody/images/e/e2/The_Most_Interesting_Fuhrer_In_The_World.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://s27.postimg.org/ylzmmqm03/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Eichhörnchen]

Hmmmm... am I the only one who noticed something of a similarity there?

[Tango589]

^:haha:

[Eichhörnchen]

Don't ask me why. I just thought they looked jolly...

http://i.imgur.com/qq5BQa6.png?1

[Eichhörnchen]

(Maybe we could ask Laufen zum Ziel to change his name to Laffen zum Ziel?)

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/jesus-praying_zpsc1d77f2e.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

:har::rotfl2::har:

You silly sod!!

[Jimbuna]

http://s8.postimg.org/4yo09o6o5/image.gif (http://postimage.org/)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/niwuIAj.jpg?1

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/redneck-dog1_zps734685c9.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/mI5q9wE.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/DAdgErZ.jpg?1

[Betonov]

first 1:20 min :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yJH7obBjf4

[Oberon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6W-4l2WWyU

[Eichhörnchen]

first 1:20 min :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yJH7obBjf4

This is brilliant! You are a daft Bugga!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6W-4l2WWyU

You are BOTH daft Buggas! Where do you find it?!

[vanjast]

http://i.imgur.com/niwuIAj.jpg?1

He's probably right, imagine trying to land a blow on a piece of spaghetti.. bloody difficult it would be. :o

[Tango589]

Hitler having a rant about Starbucks (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwObeQBGBb8)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/suPjKAc.jpg?1

[Eichhörnchen]

He's probably right, imagine trying to land a blow on a piece of spaghetti.. bloody difficult it would be. :o

"You wanna piece of me? You wanna piece?" Trouble is, there isn't much left...

[Jimbuna]

http://s28.postimg.org/xtlj0qzhp/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[mapuc]

He's probably right, imagine trying to land a blow on a piece of spaghetti.. bloody difficult it would be. :o

Trying to remember a situation when I was a little lad, about 8 or 9 years of age. On the same street where we lived there was a Hostel and on the same road there was this big guy, motorbike-guy or something.

One day a group of people arrived to this Hostel and among these people there was this very small and small guy. I can't remember how and when it started but this big motorbike-guy got into some fight with this little man.

I didn't see the fight but I heard it through the open window.

This big man got some heavy beating.

Later I was told that this small man was some kind of champion boxer from some Warsaw pact country.

Markus

[Betonov]

https://scontent-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10509744_1092120897484029_1172930302891971492_n.jp g?oh=4f66b4676a5bf92a83af794cf0d16492&oe=54EB5E96

[Jimbuna]

http://s13.postimg.org/r6gt3ghav/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Jimbuna]

http://s29.postimg.org/hsw0azypj/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Platapus]

http://s29.postimg.org/hsw0azypj/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)


Hmmm trying to remember if, in the Original Series, whether any female redshirts died. There were female characters that died, but were any of them redshirts? :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Did redshirts discriminate on gender? :)

[Cybermat47]

Hmmm trying to remember if, in the Original Series, whether any female redshirts died. There were female characters that died, but were any of them redshirts? :hmmm:

The woman who went with Khan to Ceti Alpha 5 was a redshirt, and Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan seems to say she died. But that wasn't on screen, and her death was established in one of the movies, not the original series, so wether or not it counts is up to debate.

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/my_favorite_zpsde77dd0e.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://s29.postimg.org/sioo8kptj/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Tango589]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/parking.gif

[Jimbuna]

http://s12.postimg.org/m8fmgbjjx/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Dread Knot]

http://i.imgur.com/SXqUhBe.gif

[Oberon]

http://i.imgur.com/mt173GZ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VTesprn.jpg

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9876199/Police-under-investigation-over-dogs-witness-statement.html

[Catfish]

^ :rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Eichhörnchen]

:haha::rotfl2:This is the funniest thing I've seen on here yet:rotfl2::har:

[Fr8monkey]

http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/277/2/d/star_wars___aztec_version_by_labalaenlabiblia-d81ktof.jpg

[Buddahaid]

http://th08.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/277/2/d/star_wars___aztec_version_by_labalaenlabiblia-d81ktof.jpg

Mayan Star Wars?

[Jimbuna]

http://s23.postimg.org/krwxy7lxn/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Rilder]

http://i.imgur.com/QZ7cdhn.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://s1.postimg.org/mr2xum1jj/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/rum-forrest-rum_zpsc3e34040.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://s13.postimg.org/75u48z25j/download.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Rilder]

http://i.imgur.com/HFmqRXA.jpg

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/confused_zps53991946.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://s8.postimg.org/o0oy259ph/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/aTKFDZw.jpg?1

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/relax3572_zpse1d8c543.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/DeAaxYR.png?1

[Jimbuna]

http://s28.postimg.org/ymik6m5dp/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/h87AEF8A4_zpswh90ji84.gif

[Jimbuna]

http://s30.postimg.org/p921ckdn5/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/oNDTNnr.png?1

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/ithilion/tumblr_mg9jn18Qy11rlpicfo1_400_zps43c05d88.jpg

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/h46571F66_zps83f609c2.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/L7k8o2Y.png?1

[Schroeder]

http://i.imgur.com/L7k8o2Y.png?1
Er....Germans don't have a problem with the "h". We're not French.;)

[Eichhörnchen]

Sorry, Schroeder; I guess you wouldn't have realised that they're supposed to have COCKNEY accents as part of the joke. Only Brits and maybe some Americans would get this aspect of the humour, so maybe selfish of me... es tut mir leid!:up:

[Jimbuna]

http://s4.postimg.org/hf838l64d/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Oberon]

http://i.imgur.com/MkUEAeX.jpg

[frau kaleun]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8372086016/h49DF880F/

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl2: :rock:

[Buddahaid]

Er....Germans don't have a problem with the "h". We're not French.;)

It's Cockney, I think, and part of the joke. :arrgh!:

[Buddahaid]

:rotfl2: :rock:

:salute:

[siml]

film fail: Did the Nazi’s really use Windows media player?
http://www.failious.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/IQfAV37-600x375.jpg (http://www.failious.com)

[Oberon]

:yep:

It's part of the reason that Bletchley Park was able to crack the Enigma codes, we used a backdoor root kit. :yeah:

(unintentional pun there...)

[Eichhörnchen]

It's Cockney, I think, and part of the joke. :arrgh!:

Yes indeed (see my reply to Schroeder above). Ever since Dick Van Dyke donned that stripey blazer and began hopping from one foot to the other like some great, gormless badger, Americans, too, have understood the comedy gold of the cheeky Cockney.

[Tango589]

Dick Van Dyke...great, gormless badger

The finest description I've ever heard of Dick van Dyke!:haha:

This was the only film to ever make me want to go out and hit a chimney sweep.:shifty:

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/h4DB21A1F_zpsa93c598f.jpg

[vanjast]

:D...

[Jimbuna]

http://s27.postimg.org/7kaa9ddv7/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Jimbuna]

http://s29.postimg.org/xhmpd5nk7/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Eichhörnchen]

:D...

:har::rotfl2::haha: (What makes this so funny is you don't see it until you click on it...)

[vanjast]

:har::rotfl2::haha: (What makes this so funny is you don't see it until you click on it...)
True.. never intended that.. but yes, it is funny that way.. :har:

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/jeez-man_zps37c1301c.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://s27.postimg.org/uj2y8qy1v/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Skybird]

"Hey, Boss, I just wanted to tell you that that lecture about how to have more fun at work really makes a difference. I think I just have had a great idea!"

http://www11.pic-upload.de/13.11.14/vsr1pz5mqrsx.jpg (http://www.pic-upload.de/view-25248865/11.jpg.html)

[Schroeder]

We do have a funny picture thread.:know:

[CCIP]

I can just imagine Skybird saying something like: "I had fun once. It was terrible." :88)

[Wolferz]

Everyone knows that the German folk are highly serious when it comes to work.
Fun ist verboten.

[vienna]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-AkYBZcdwfUc/UfpO6Gnsj_I/AAAAAAAAC2Q/TJi94a2yQzo/s640/German+funny+billboard.jpg


<O>

[Skybird]

I can just imagine Skybird saying something like: "I had fun once. It was terrible." :88)

:D

:haha:

[Red October1984]

Job Satisfaction has shown a very positive correlation with happiness...

....according to my Psych textbook.

[Eichhörnchen]

I get a lot of job satisfaction but I can be a right miserable sod.

I once put a grasshopper in a woman's desk drawer at work. Does this count as Fun At Work? (She did scream, too)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/wR65hdK.png?1


"Did you just laff?"

[Tango589]

I get a lot of job satisfaction but I can be a right miserable sod.

I once put a grasshopper in a woman's desk drawer at work. Does this count as Fun At Work? (She did scream, too)
Oh hell yes!:rock::rotfl2:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/OOJBHQT.png?1

"'Ere... you did say there's a midget in this, didn't you... d'you think 'e'll laff?"

[Betonov]

Fun at work ??

You're all amateurs :)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/v/t1.0-9/p417x417/529392_575122865833568_792805520_n.jpg?oh=16a3da61 0858d466dd1c42cb0d233326&oe=551DEB4C&__gda__=1423929374_946f20d54bef2777e5cff0007c71251 c

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/483489_533231466689375_1235127340_n.jpg?oh=98b7496 8995e290ff33f1aacdb809aff&oe=54D407F7&__gda__=1427697278_f620329f0a85ce3a69c6089dae3c953 9

https://scontent-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/p417x417/217709_488433511169171_26030123_n.jpg?oh=6ec6d07f3 33cb727f821d76caae53860&oe=54DEB55E

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/282127_255486721130519_2294691_n.jpg?oh=5889b7845e 5de538eb9dd0a76808c02b&oe=55193860&__gda__=1428063785_f3072d09d9d1de7680903e885916bf4 8

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/526127_456581414354381_1997117074_n.jpg?oh=81b0763 14cfc3dae7bea9ae66515add2&oe=54EB8CC9&__gda__=1423703872_60148f144c7067b34ac5951500a01b9 a

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/542364_491399614205894_1634347051_n.jpg?oh=21fd4d3 fe967fa5fbd3c7aa3151b6867&oe=54D60B3C&__gda__=1423920053_35525889054b05fe3242c9f3c80f668 d

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p417x417/530999_531638233515365_1048933028_n.jpg?oh=10a3114 a57dc4718d869f24a7ea6f5dd&oe=54E08992&__gda__=1423321525_f587cc35a165592cc633a1c0ff74e8d a

https://scontent-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p417x417/46148_551040558241799_461216473_n.jpg?oh=9edcdbdb0 71e401f6ee5d35d527380c4&oe=5516C4B7

There's being a maniac and then there's working in seeaway :)

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/vegetarians_zps70368fe9.jpg

[swamprat69er]

I once put a grasshopper in a woman's desk drawer at work. Does this count as Fun At Work? (She did scream, too)
How about a rattlesnake (with a busted jaw) in the bosses center desk drawer?

[fireftr18]

How about water fights with high pressure, high flow hoses. Setting things like houses on fire just to watch them burn. Tearing up old cars for the sake of doing it. And then we get to call it "training."

[swamprat69er]

How about water fights with high pressure, high flow hoses. Setting things like houses on fire just to watch them burn. Tearing up old cars for the sake of doing it. And then we get to call it "training."
Way back in the '50's SWPFD used to do that with barns that were to be torn down.

[Eichhörnchen]

How about a rattlesnake (with a busted jaw) in the bosses center desk drawer?

Uuuh, did you actually do this??:huh:

[swamprat69er]

Uuuh, did you actually do this??:huh:
I was with the guy that was handling the snake and he put it in the bosses desk. When the boss came in and heard the snake rattle, he knew exactly who put it in the desk and called him on the P.A. Just told him to get rid of it.

[Eichhörnchen]

That rattle was a bit of a give-away, then. Maybe if he'd used a python instead, it would've succeeded in choking the life out of your boss. Dang!:hmm2:

[swamprat69er]

That rattle was a bit of a give-away, then. Maybe if he'd used a python instead, it would've succeeded in choking the life out of your boss. Dang!:hmm2:
No pythons in Alberta. The snake was stupid enough to strike at the axle of one of the trucks as we ran across the 'British block' and busted its' lower jaw. I carried it back to town on the piping of my CO2 tanker. We had a lot of fun in the '70's.

[Jimbuna]

http://s28.postimg.org/xb6pl0ej1/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/IH3N5rj.png?1

"Awlright, me old currant-buns: there's been a proper nause-up across the Channel, so change of Desperate Dans for tomorrer..."

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/something-important_zpsa6c269a3.jpg

[Rilder]

http://i.imgur.com/X7VLN7T.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://s1.postimg.org/mhwok7ivj/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/another_person_zps6c3cd721.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/cn6bYLt.png?1

"I'd like to talk to you about Chlamydia..."

[Jimbuna]

http://s4.postimg.org/a3qdsr2h9/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/B97nFAd.png?1

Ja, ja, I know: "Pull ziss!"

[Schroeder]

http://i.imgur.com/B97nFAd.png?1

A couple in true love.
Too bad the Nazis back then didn't allow them to marry.....er....wait....nevermind....:/\\!!

[Jimbuna]

http://s16.postimg.org/ni493htc5/image.gif (http://postimage.org/)

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/france_zps89666f6f.png

[Jimbuna]

http://s14.postimg.org/quvrqv635/image.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[vanjast]

Is that an American show ? :arrgh!:
:rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

Actually I suspect it was Dutch or possibly Afrikaan....both languages are close :)

Probably Dutch.

[momo55]

That's Former Belgian Prime Minister Yves Leterme answering the question :03:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/AdpnXDF.png?1


"I dare you to pull this, Comrade..."

[Rilder]

http://i.imgur.com/h4yWgJ1.gif

[Schroeder]

http://i.imgur.com/h4yWgJ1.gif
Go home Dowly, you're drunk!

:O:

[Jimbuna]

http://s27.postimg.org/doh2rd59f/download.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Platapus]

http://i.imgur.com/h4yWgJ1.gif

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction

[Aktungbby]

http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Epic-reply-from-a-refund-letter.jpg (http://www.jokideo.com/funny-dog-and-cat-picture-4/)

[vanjast]

Actually I suspect it was Dutch or possibly Afrikaan....both languages are close :)

Probably Dutch.
Ja.. I was just pulling the leg of the USA guys :D... wrt to those world maps..etc.

If I may.. the rest of the world seems to get the Afrikaan thing wrong.. it's actually Afrikaans, with the 's' at the end.
:03:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/BqsWclk.png?1


"Would you perhaps care to pull One's finger?"

[Aktungbby]

http://i.imgur.com/BqsWclk.png?1


"Would you perhaps care to pull One's finger?":Dhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Creaci%C3%B3n_de_Ad%C3%A1n_%28Miguel_%C3%81ngel%29 .jpg

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/scotland_zps89b13d91.png

[Eichhörnchen]

I was working my way up there, Aktung...

[Tango589]

I was working my way up there, Aktung...
Bleedin' interloping Johnny-Come-Lately rushing in and stealing your thunder. A man should be horse-whipped around the Bilge for that!:nope:

[Eichhörnchen]

Well I didn't like to put it quite like that...:03:

[Tango589]

Ok, how's about:

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/thunder.jpg

:D

[Jimbuna]

http://s4.postimg.org/cyqq0wku5/download.jpg (http://postimage.org/)

[Eichhörnchen]

Ok, how's about:

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/thunder.jpg

:D

You're making proper mischief now... don't tempt me! (And don't pretend you don't know what I mean)

[frau kaleun]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=144&pictureid=7768

[Aktungbby]

I was working my way up there, Aktung...

Bleedin' interloping Johnny-Come-Lately rushing in and stealing your thunder. A man should be horse-whipped around the Bilge for that!:nope:

Well I didn't like to put it quite like that...:03:

Ok, how's about:

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/thunder.jpg

:Dhttp://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/00020119.gif (http://www.rockingsmileys.com/download-rocking-smileys/) GO AHEAD 'n flog me big Daddy! As for that treacherous Padre Tango:D....pull this finger! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/bad/nose-pick-booger-smiley-emoticon.gif:Kaleun_Goofy:

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/TwoFeetOfSnow_zps3a1f27b6.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/TwoFeetOfSnow_zps3a1f27b6.jpg.html)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/x5CfLfQ.png?1

"Hey you c'n just tug on any one o' these, fella..."

[Rilder]

http://i.imgur.com/TnMdYhE.gif

[Jimbuna]

http://s29.postimg.org/hvb0n07hj/2516873_djwetmouse_03.gif (http://postimage.org/)

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/anatomy-of-shows_zpsf34b6da8.png

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/kJQMzcQ.gif

[I-25]

Anyone else notice the ridiculously absurd quantity of "kill marks" on guns in a museum in Pyongyang :88) hell even the field howitzer in the back has some :har:http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y144/fritz641/nkkillmrks_zps16fdf723.jpg

[Skybird]

"Not a perfect stroke, but still - impressive..."
http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.de/img/strip/2014/11/24.jpg
source: Die Welt, Wulff&Morgenthaler

[Schroeder]

coughfunnypicturethreadcough....

[Catfish]

coughfunnypicturethreadcough....

Do you really think this is a funny picture ?
But maybe i do not understand it completely .. :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

Anyone else notice the ridiculously absurd quantity of "kill marks" on guns in a museum in Pyongyang :88) hell even the field howitzer in the back has some :har:http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y144/fritz641/nkkillmrks_zps16fdf723.jpg

Probably more a case of the number of times the weapon has been fired during pseudo military manoeuvres :)

[Jimbuna]

coughfunnypicturethreadcough....

Sorted :03:

[Tango589]

Do you really think this is a funny picture ?
But maybe i do not understand it completely .. :hmmm:
The legendary German sense of humour at work again.:doh:


:O:

[Schroeder]

Do you really think this is a funny picture ?
But maybe i do not understand it completely .. :hmmm:
Ok, the guy tried to hit the ball but instead missed and catapulted himself away.
Can be seen with real life novice golfers at times. Of course they usually don't get that much airborne and drop to the ground near their ball (I mean the golf ball of course otherwise it would have to be two unless Adolf the small was playing which would make the statement valid again without further explanation) .:O:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/15szEY3.png?1


"You know, you really had to be zere!"

[Tango589]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/hCDDDB356.jpg

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/h13E3E21F.gif

[Eichhörnchen]

What am I supposed to make of that?! (But I'm sure I'll think of something)

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/SopwithCamel_zps902f5c9e.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/SopwithCamel_zps902f5c9e.jpg.html)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/KIxO6A8.png?1


"Pull the pin, Old Boy..."

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/YT4PPaG.gif

[Rilder]

http://i.imgur.com/gO5Sx6m.png

Black Friday

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/DBCp5Yp.png?1


"Oi!! Gunther!! I can see your 'owse from up 'ere!"

[mapuc]

http://i.imgur.com/DBCp5Yp.png?1


"Oi!! Gunther!! I can see your 'owse from up 'ere!"

Maybe we should change the name of this thread to "Funny German pictures(for those who understand it)" :D
Markus

[Eichhörnchen]

Hi, Markus!

"Oi!! (name) I can see your house from up here!" is something British males always shout to their nearest friend whenever they surmount a particularly high position; the more dangerous or preposterous their vantage-point, the funnier the joke.

And bless you, he's only German because I found this funny picture of a man who just happens to be a German, while looking for another funny picture of a German man. If you see what I mean...

(You can also say "I can see your Mum...")

[mapuc]

Hi, Markus!

"Oi!! (name) I can see your house from up here!" is something British males always shout to their nearest friend whenever they surmount a particularly high position; the more dangerous or preposterous their vantage-point, the funnier the joke.

And bless you, he's only German because I found this funny picture of a man who just happens to be a German, while looking for another funny picture of a German man. If you see what I mean...

(You can also say "I can see your Mum...")

I'm sorry i didn't know. now I do.

Markus

[Eichhörnchen]

No I'm sorry: I was being selfish again.

You're a lovely fella; we'll make a Cockney of you yet, me old china! :yeah:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Hi, Markus!

"Oi!! (name) I can see your house from up here!" is something British males always shout to their nearest friend whenever they surmount a particularly high position; the more dangerous or preposterous their vantage-point, the funnier the joke.

(You can also say "I can see your Mum...")

I always thought, and say, this from the old Castlemaine XXXX ad (that is four x, not a proscribed word) -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiQrkXFkk_s

[Oberon]

Getting back to the pictures...

https://38.media.tumblr.com/aa05d9116d4f725b8d8c48b995231242/tumblr_mn22nv6g281r8mimjo1_1280.jpg

[Nippelspanner]

http://i.imgur.com/TnMdYhE.gif
I think I laughed so hard, I had a stroke...:har:

[Cybermat47]

I think I laughed so hard, I had a stroke...:har:

GUYS, CALL AN AMBULANCE! GERMANS DONT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR! HE REALLY DID HAVE A STROKE! :wah:



:O:

[Nippelspanner]

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/7/7b/More_jaden.jpg

[Buddahaid]

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/7/7b/More_jaden.jpg

I don't get it. :hmmm: Nope, I don't see anything funny.

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/president-obama_zpsae446d88.jpg

[Catfish]

I don't get it. :hmmm: Nope, I don't see anything funny.

So you have german ancestors ? :O:

Oh wait, i do not see so much fun in this, too ! :o

But then, i'm german.
By now i am totally confused. :hmph:

[Eichhörnchen]

I always thought, and say, this from the old Castlemaine XXXX ad

http://i.imgur.com/IfkvvBe.png?1


It must pre-date your ad, HB: this is the 1979 prog-rock album from "Camel" and I'm sure we were at school (before this date in my case) when the irreverent joke about Jesus' last words to Peter was doing the rounds...

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/qFC4TJD.gif

[Betonov]

I don't get it. :hmmm: Nope, I don't see anything funny.

He's so trying to be pretentious and deep he comes out comically stupid


But he might be right about the tree being blue. Leaves are green because chlorophyll rejects green color and that's the color we see. All other spectrums are absorbed.

[Eichhörnchen]

I wouldn't overthink this one too much, boys... :O:

[vanjast]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/SopwithCamel_zps902f5c9e.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/SopwithCamel_zps902f5c9e.jpg.html)
I'll be interested in this one's caption :har:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Fokker_DR1_at_Airpower11_19.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Fokker_DR1_at_Airpower11_19.jpg)

Incidently I cannot see the camel toe on that sopwith :dead:

[mapuc]

So you have german ancestors ? :O:

Oh wait, i do not see so much fun in this, too ! :o

But then, i'm german.
By now i am totally confused. :hmph:

I'm half German and I didn't get it either :haha:

Markus

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/7uN4SuS.gif

[Tango589]

I'm half German and I didn't get it either :haha:

Markus
It has nothing to do with your ancestry and everything to do with that little derp trying to be profound, but coming across as a crack addled oompa-loompah!

[Catfish]

I'll be interested in this one's caption :har:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Fokker_DR1_at_Airpower11_19.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Fokker_DR1_at_Airpower11_19.jpg)

Incidently I cannot see the camel toe on that sopwith :dead:


Next picture "Karlsson on the roof" ? I bet most don't get that either :D

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/YGnyIJm.png?1

[Tango589]

Next picture "Karlsson on the roof" ? I bet most don't get that either :D
Nope.:-?

[Jimbuna]

Next picture "Karlsson on the roof" ? I bet most don't get that either :D

Kindly explain because after the previous anecdotal reference I'm a tad confused :hmmm:

[Catfish]

Easy:

This is a Fokker Dr.I, on the picture (Dr. for Dreidecker=triplane) posted by Vanjast.
This flying replica on the picture, is fitted with an original overhauled Oberursel or Gnôme rotary engine, and is being piloted by Mikael Karlsson.
Here he's taking this Dr.I for a wild ride:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AdyX9T8938


"Karlsson on the roof" is a swedish child's tale from Astrid Lindgren, if not connected to Mike K. of course:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karlsson-on-the-Roof


Since a lot of those early planes ended up on roofs ..

https://www.flickr.com/photos/nlireland/5730990316/

http://flickrhivemind.net/Tags/biplane,crash/Interesting

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2165400/The-magnificent-men-flying-machines-How-trainee-pilots-got-unfortunate-scrapes-took-skies-rooftops-Britain-s-aviation-schools.html


Well maybe not soo easy i admit :03: :O:



Edit: Oh my god, i may just have killed the Funny picture thread with german humour :hmm2:

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/xmas-gifts_zps67b9145a.jpg

[Herr-Berbunch]

Brilliant, unfortunately quite true, but still brilliant.

[Jimbuna]

Particularly liked the 0:27 bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpieDsRJAts

[Betonov]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xF1x_wJJllo/UuluciGt8nI/AAAAAAAAK-Y/AiFLHxEUBkY/s1600/Combat-Beard_o_91470.jpg

[Tango589]

Since a lot of those early planes ended up on roofs ..



In most cases where these planes have crashed into houses, it is because someone has left the landing light on .......

[Eichhörnchen]

Grrrooooannn!:wah:

[mapuc]

Grrrooooannn!:wah:

:har::har:

[Tango589]

Grrrooooannn!:wah:

:har::har:
At least someone appreciates my humour round here.

:D

[mapuc]

At least someone appreciates my humour round here.

:D
Your "humour" was a little funny it was Eichhornchen respons that was really funny.

Markus

[Tango589]

oh.:-?

[Buddahaid]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/Album%20Three/2009-11-17-Pop-That-Cork.gif (http://s225.photobucket.com/user/sirwinpb/media/Album%20Three/2009-11-17-Pop-That-Cork.gif.html)

[Jimbuna]

“GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!”
http://i.imgur.com/ESBNWm9.gif

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/ZqLb6VR.png?1

[Tango589]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/hBE28E46E.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/cUxOqNW.gif

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/xaa44bu.png?1

[Tango589]

:haha:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/90whdzi.png?1


"Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee, if you are wise you vill obey me..."

[Rilder]

http://i.imgur.com/ZfO5ti6.gif

Sith Army Knife

[Sailor Steve]

Camelflage

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Camelflage_zps1b94c016.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Camelflage_zps1b94c016.jpg.html)

[Buddahaid]

Camelflage


I don't see anything.

[Aktungbby]

http://www.campbell66express.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/camel_pouch1.jpgused to see these on the road from my drivn' days on ol' route 66 or 99 0r....666:huh:https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2175/1644539553_e6e715e3cd_z.jpg?zz=1

[Aktungbby]

Edit: Oh my god, i may just have killed the Funny picture thread with german humour :hmm2:MEET the FOKKERS??!:D
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Fokker_DR1_at_Airpower11_19.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Fokker_DR1_at_Airpower11_19.jpg)

[vanjast]

'Fokwith Ker'
'Fokwithout Ker'

Say it fast...
:03:

[Jimbuna]

“Manure. I hate manure.”
http://i.imgur.com/eExnniZ.gif

[Betonov]

https://scontent-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/8965_1114294701933315_8600117864579209305_n.jpg?oh =de308f34fd02779f5674a7f398a84460&oe=551C300C

[Catfish]

...

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/WyL7UNK.png?1

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/poke-values_zps79c05816.png

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/sTWmRJA.png?1

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Burn800Calories_zps908c0ca4.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Burn800Calories_zps908c0ca4.jpg.html)

[Betonov]

https://scontent-a-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/1901926_10152832883647973_9040699065971088405_n.jp g?oh=a92c8f9b10be90f3ae4bf8d9324ee081&oe=5506D77A

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/IzvU91Z.png?1

[Tango589]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/h0DD41799.png

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/facebook-preachers_zps77198edd.jpg

[Schroeder]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/h0DD41799.png
Thank god I can read or I wouldn't have noticed...:/\\!!

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/DAlqOiP.png?1

[Betonov]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/p75x225/10153885_10154886666810483_5620981276831439921_n.j pg?oh=90f3da340c5a85cf4c8bf0d6d9b0ffa8&oe=551DBF9A&__gda__=1426620689_12d688f539ba0569fd5fd1ee2924e55 7

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/741Vskt.png?1

"Tell Catfish I need to see him..."

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/BathingSuits_zps649e4f0d.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/BathingSuits_zps649e4f0d.jpg.html)

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/VSXNqC7.gif

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/cfnllUx.gif

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/grumpy-old-man_zps841ee2d4.jpg

[Rilder]

http://i.imgur.com/JUp0Mlf.png

http://leftycartoons.com/ Source of these most excellent comics.

[Gargamel]

http://i.imgur.com/JUp0Mlf.png

http://leftycartoons.com/ Source of these most excellent comics.

** Mods, please prune this off into a new thread **

I'm not sure how this is funny.

I'm currently involved at my work to keep a union out of the shop. I kind of like/need my job, and we know that if a union gets established, the plant will be closed up within 12 months. The union shills keep saying that would be illegal, but we can't seem to figure out how domestic american laws would apply to an Italian company shutting down their ONLY US production facility to consolidate into one of their Brazilian, Chinese, or Indian production facilities.
I work at a good company, making good money, excellent safety record and programs, good benefits, etc. Yes, we've benefited from the improvements Unions have made in other places, but it would be of no advantage to us. The only reason the union is trying to move in is to make money for themselves, without any regard to the lives of the people they would "represent". Is my company perfect? Far from it, but I have little reason to complain.

I don't even get the next to last frame. In fact, I don't get any of them. It's just the rhetoric used by unions to sway the uneducated in these matters.

And the fifth frame? WTF. This is just pure propaganda.

Now, maybe I'm missing the satire of the comic, but as it's a heavy issue I'm dealing with, I tend to be kind of non-satirical about it.

[Herr-Berbunch]

I think the folks at EA's Origin need to work on their Captcha wording. :o

http://i.imgur.com/XZWlJg5.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/Xjf7pCY.png?1

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/CaptainPuertoRico_zpse3e979af.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/CaptainPuertoRico_zpse3e979af.jpg.html)

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/hide-and-seek_zps448612c5.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/1YZ6pk5.png?1

[Oberon]

http://thenewamericanspirit.com/images/rights/Bill-of-Rights-front-aged.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Well, if you will stand in front of the letterbox.
http://i.imgur.com/iwOKpeZ.gif

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/CatAssTrophy_zps66a3014e.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/CatAssTrophy_zps66a3014e.jpg.html)

[Oberon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J-SzqUqIEM

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/vwApJi1.gif

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/life_lesson_zps252de1c8.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/ThaRDxD.gif

[Tango589]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/stealth%20cat.gif

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/CloseYourEyes_zps19a3cda8.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/CloseYourEyes_zps19a3cda8.jpg.html)

[Betonov]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10847844_1118082861554499_2473419794921795023_n.jp g?oh=147d3a282ab9b4c5f6c7d0fc44a04fd9&oe=54FD14D3&__gda__=1426693049_147ddf7fda19a49a20aa5481ba06f3d d

[Platapus]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10847844_1118082861554499_2473419794921795023_n.jp g?oh=147d3a282ab9b4c5f6c7d0fc44a04fd9&oe=54FD14D3&__gda__=1426693049_147ddf7fda19a49a20aa5481ba06f3d d

I don't understand why fat women whose stomach is growling deserve priority seating.

[Catfish]

I don't understand why fat women whose stomach is growling deserve priority seating.

Maybe she swallowed a mobile smartphone, that can be used as access point for WLAN :hmmm:

[Tango589]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/3op11o.jpg

[Oberon]

I don't understand why fat women whose stomach is growling deserve priority seating.

Because it's better to be in a sitting position when the alien hatchling emerges. :yep:

[Fr8monkey]

Because it's better to be in a sitting position when the alien hatchling emerges. :yep:
And if you don't give her a seat, she may eat you...

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/2EnkJtD.gif

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/AcuteJoke_zps5b2f3d80.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/AcuteJoke_zps5b2f3d80.jpg.html)

Actually it's not acute, but it is right. :sunny:

[Betonov]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1604838_1118941018135350_5493033452906796644_n.jpg ?oh=0d3c7bf4e7ce7a7cd0f64c9265671827&oe=5507AEC7&__gda__=1427490943_c5f5719991ec3cf2bb55f982a675557 5