Funny Picture Thread

[mapuc]

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

Water H2O :haha:

[fireftr18]

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

:Kaleun_Cheers:

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/bossmarks%20pictures/exam_time_zpsv2j4imh7.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Kill_zpsncjs8cbs.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Kill_zpsncjs8cbs.jpg.html)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/HMHaxZf.jpg?1

[Platapus]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Hefner_zpss6ofra15.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Hefner_zpss6ofra15.jpg.html)

Second row from the front, last girl on the right. :hmmm:
And the one behind her and further to the right :hmmm::hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/NoCVxqM.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/tFjJwQK.jpg

[Harvs]

Found this at the local supermarket.

http://i.imgur.com/cp9ZbQz.jpg

[Harvs]

Sorry about the size and did not notice "dog toy" in the background, maybe for kinky dogs i think :oops:

[jacobston]

http://i.imgur.com/26L9HcV.jpg

[Betonov]

An actuall stick is free :doh:

[Eichhörnchen]

Sorry about the size and did not notice "dog toy" in the background, maybe for kinky dogs i think :oops:

Love that "Wiggle Worm" and going to look out for it: be great for scaring the ladies.

http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=JN.v479AUHywKt74uRLu4XPOw&pid=15.1&P=0 But apparently it's for kinky cats, not dogs.

[Harvs]

An actuall stick is free :doh:

But its the new improved stick :06:

[Betonov]

But its the new improved stick :06:

Does it have bugs inside that my dog can use as a treat while chewing :O:

[Harvs]

Needs more improvement :haha:

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/bossmarks%20pictures/besties_zpssc6xlduh.jpg

[Schroeder]

An actuall stick is free :doh:
But this one is made in Murica and tastes like liberty. I know, I've tried it.:hmph:



:O:

[Harvs]

[QUOTE=Eichhornchen;2319571]Love that "Wiggle Worm" and going to look out for it: be great for scaring the ladies.

Good lord, does it come with batteries?

[Tango589]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/84612679.gif

[Oberon]

http://i.imgur.com/ymskw7v.jpg

[Rilder]

http://i.imgur.com/J6Nm5UT.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

But this one is made in Murica and tastes like liberty. I know, I've tried it.:hmph:



:O:

:rotfl2:

As an official Murican I must say that this is the best joke I've read an a good while. :rock:

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/7A841Tj.jpg

[Betonov]

http://i.imgur.com/YJXGuGw.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/h7cr5hQ.jpg

[Schroeder]

:rotfl2:

As an official Murican I must say that this is the best joke I've read an a good while. :rock:
That was the intention.:D

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/bossmarks%20pictures/goldfish_zpsbspaaqkg.png

[Cybermat47]

http://i.imgur.com/h7cr5hQ.jpg

Uh... pretty sure that last one is Australia (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akX3Is3qBpw)...

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/eg8vwyN.jpg?1

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/wsa76ca.jpg

[Platapus]

An actuall stick is free :doh:

Yes but real sticks can contain resins that can be harmful to dogs.

Also real sticks splinter and make a mess, while this product the dogs just slowly chew away.

We get these for our dogs and they last a good long time and no mess.

[Betonov]

Yes but real sticks can contain resins that can be harmful to dogs.


And this stick contains godknowswhat added to make the stick better :O:

[Eichhörnchen]

This one's useful when you take your mutt out for a walk; it's even got a Wiggle Worm on it...

http://i.imgur.com/EJ5uDmg.jpg

(I think we need a separate thread for sticks now)

[Schroeder]

(I think we need a separate thread for sticks now)
And Wiggle Worms....:doh:

[Eichhörnchen]

^:haha: better not...

[Tango589]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/180331.jpg

[Tango589]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/84581190.gif

[Harvs]

This one's useful when you take your mutt out for a walk; it's even got a Wiggle Worm on it...

http://i.imgur.com/EJ5uDmg.jpg

(I think we need a separate thread for sticks now)

A boomerang that dosnt come back is a stick

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/KuFifHZ.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Original%20Weight_zpsq6nbbjjz.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Original%20Weight_zpsq6nbbjjz.jpg.html)

[Oberon]

http://i.imgur.com/kCvEpLE.jpg

[Betonov]

http://50.57.131.195/humour/wp-content/uploads/sites/13/2013/04/20130414-074412.jpg

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/bossmarks%20pictures/dear-booze_zpssinzhbum.jpg

[mapuc]

http://50.57.131.195/humour/wp-content/uploads/sites/13/2013/04/20130414-074412.jpg

If your producer is thinking the same way as our do-this duct tape cost a lot more than it cost in an ordinary shop.

Markus

[Dan D]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=974&pictureid=8315

I will explain the joke to you. That is because I am German.
"Einmarsch" translates "Invasion".

:o:har:

[mapuc]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=974&pictureid=8315

I will explain the joke to you. That is because I am German.
"Einmarsch" translates "Invasion".

:o:har:

I thought it was funny to, then I tried google translate and invasion was the first word, but also Entry was among the proposal


Markus

[Dan D]

I thought it was funny to, then I tried google translate and invasion was the first word, but also Entry was among the proposal


Markus

Yes, Markus, it is a translation error obviously. But, let me tell you one thing as a native speaker: never translate "entry" with "Einmarsch" which is a military term (mil.). It literally means "marching in" (to a restaurant). Now I am off for a march lock-step to the pub. It is not my fault. I was only following orders. The sign clearly stated "invade the pub".

[Eichhörnchen]

^:har::har:

[Schroeder]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=974&pictureid=8315

I will explain the joke to you. That is because I am German.
"Einmarsch" translates "Invasion".

:o:har:
And after eating there you'll have Durchmarsch.:D

Explanation:
Durchmarsch means to march through and is also used as a term for having the runs.

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/w98nNlJ.jpg

[Oberon]

Meanwhile in Germany:

http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2012/06/15/karlmarxcard_custom-8d6bcb5cf18434e9407c01ffec7c4c273a1ea84c-s1100-c15.jpg

http://www.npr.org/sections/money/2012/06/15/155106232/the-karl-marx-mastercard-is-here-it-needs-a-tagline

:hmmm: :dead:

[Betonov]

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11400983_889526921119915_4620821685723757612_n.jpg ?oh=02fe4e4880155d41dca2f25688f4928a&oe=55EBCD37

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/CA4TRcj.jpg

[Tango589]

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/picture.php?albumid=974&pictureid=8315

I will explain the joke to you. That is because I am German.
"Einmarsch" translates "Invasion".

:o:har:
Shouldn't that sign be pointing towards the sunbeds?

For those who don't know, there is a great tradition/stereotype of the Germans sunbathers reserving all the sunbeds by the pool by putting their towels on them, often before 6am. This causes much irritation to British sunbathers who wanted to do the same thing. :haha:

Hence this advert:

Carling Black Label sunbeds (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuIJqF8av6I)

:har:

[HunterICX]

http://i.imgur.com/bmTPQQK.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/WKHCreh.jpg

[Betonov]

http://i.imgur.com/EpfNMkx.gif

[Lionclaw]

What? He steps on Lego and keels over dead? :hmm2: :doh:

It is a bit painful to accidentaly walk on a piece of Lego though, depends on what shape it has.

[Oberon]

What? He steps on Lego and keels over dead? :hmm2: :doh:

It is a bit painful to accidentaly walk on a piece of Lego though, depends on what shape it has.
http://i.imgur.com/i1blGjr.png

[Lionclaw]

:haha:

[Tango589]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/84620723.gif

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/84621269.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/4MpdGdM.jpg

[jacobston]

What? He steps on Lego and keels over dead? :hmm2: :doh:

It is a bit painful to accidentaly walk on a piece of Lego though, depends on what shape it has.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-C-fsTIUAAqlKt.png

[CCIP]

http://i.imgur.com/NDfrDLG.jpg

This is going to become a meme, isn't it :D

[Oberon]

This is going to become a meme, isn't it :D

I have no idea what you're talking about...

http://vid.alarabiya.net/images/2015/06/10/1fee66c1-8f15-4193-8ac4-fbb5c3cf65c2/1fee66c1-8f15-4193-8ac4-fbb5c3cf65c2_16x9_600x338.jpg

[mapuc]

^ Merkel: I cought a fish so big in our little pond

Markus

[Oberon]

^ Merkel: I cought a fish so big in our little pond

Markus

"It had 'Property of NSA' written on the side of it, und a microphone..."

[mapuc]

"It had 'Property of NSA' written on the side of it, und a microphone..."

:har::har:

[Nippelspanner]

http://i.imgur.com/NDfrDLG.jpg

This is going to become a meme, isn't it :D
Next to priceless, really.
I sense millions of captions incoming that treat certain stereotypes. :D

[Harvs]

This is great :haha:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/AIDy9FexLTM?autoplay=1&FORM=VIRE1&PC=RIMBINGD

[Sailor Steve]

That is good. :yep:

I used to work with a guy who taught his dogs to play dead, but the command he taught them was "Dead dog." That way he could ask the question: "What would you rather be? A (fill-in-the-blank) or a dead dog?"

And down they'd go.

[Betonov]

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11423845_890935540979053_7791475524905539339_n.jpg ?oh=4a8c00bdced6aa05ddef04065847cf11&oe=562C1E2F

[Harvs]

^ i would give 10 litres just for joe :up:

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/NWAC46Y.jpg
If you're going to expose yourself to a lady you should open your arms and legs wider!!

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/bossmarks%20pictures/so_far_zpso55vgtk3.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Stray%20Bar_zpsuttbpbds.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Stray%20Bar_zpsuttbpbds.jpg.html)

[Betonov]

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11401366_10153331032590259_8495697412142338099_n.j pg?oh=f2f294203d120fdc364e967eeda53024&oe=55FD1884

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/7Og1KYS.jpg

[jacobston]

http://i.imgur.com/Af9tMkK.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/cGHq6BX.jpg

[Platapus]

http://i.imgur.com/cGHq6BX.jpg

Technically wouldn't it be Major T.J. 'King' Kong?

[Tango589]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/84624799.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/PKA6VfQ.jpg

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/bossmarks%20pictures/bee_spider_web_death_zpsgnncywmm.jpg

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

I absolutely love these things....

http://cdn.funnie.st/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/just-girly-things-9.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ylY98ec.jpg

http://40.media.tumblr.com/56dc63e5bbfa0cf1c88f2ee8c92e1fc5/tumblr_mudmcvL4o61shqd5zo3_540.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/L03k0hZ.jpg

[Platapus]

I absolutely love these things...



I am afraid I am not getting this one. :nope:

[Kaptlt.Endrass]

C'mon man, how not? These were the less complicated ones!!!

[jacobston]

http://i.imgur.com/P4Q0RGF.jpg

[Harvs]

^ how did the sneaky bugger get in there?

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/3x90LFx.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Heroic%20Death_zpsxmymbhrf.png (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Heroic%20Death_zpsxmymbhrf.png.html)

[jacobston]

http://i.imgur.com/rHI44bQ.gif

[Lionclaw]

There must be bugs on beach.exe. :D

[Aktungbby]

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/lipstick_prints_problem.jpg

[Betonov]

http://www.kaneconsulting.biz/wp-content/uploads/mars.jpg.jpg

[Betonov]

http://u267p171.ilykefunny.com/uploads/2015/06/16/sub/66389-large-188045.jpg

http://u267p171.ilykefunny.com/uploads/2015/06/16/sub/66389-large-188046.jpg

http://u267p171.ilykefunny.com/uploads/2015/06/16/sub/66389-large-188047.jpg

http://u267p171.ilykefunny.com/uploads/2015/06/16/sub/66389-large-188048.jpg

http://u267p171.ilykefunny.com/uploads/2015/06/16/sub/66389-large-188049.jpg

http://u267p171.ilykefunny.com/uploads/2015/06/16/sub/66389-large-188050.jpg

http://u267p171.ilykefunny.com/uploads/2015/06/16/sub/66389-large-188051.jpg

http://u267p171.ilykefunny.com/uploads/2015/06/16/sub/66389-large-188052.jpg

http://u267p171.ilykefunny.com/uploads/2015/06/16/sub/66389-large-188053.jpg

http://u267p171.ilykefunny.com/uploads/2015/06/16/sub/66389-large-188054.jpg

[Platapus]

I am glad I don't text and doubly glad my phone does not accept texting.

1. You take a device that was already optimized for the transmission and reception of the spoken word.... which happens to be one of the more natural and efficient ways of communication... using a language that we alreay use in our everyday life..

2. Decide, no, that's not a good idea, what we need to do is put a typewriter type keyboard on it and and instead of speaking, the user has to then manually type out each word... even though people can speak and listen much faster than they can type and read...

3. Even though this means moving away from a small but capable system of microphones and speakers to a larger device that needs buttons big enough to be able to hit... with some level of accuracy and a screen large enough to be able to read text.

4. Make it so cumbersome that the original idea of typing the language was impractical so that a special non-standardized language of shortened words needed to be developed in order to make the concept work...


and for some reason the term moronic is not immediately attributed to this effort?
.
.
.
.
.
.
And turn that durn music down!

:D

[Betonov]

I preffeer texting.
I have a reluctance when it comes to opening my mouth, especially when there are people around. Plus when you're texting your conversation partner can't cut you off, can't have an endless monologue, can't yell and you don't have to have a reply at hand.
And most people that are loud and obnoxious are quite tolerable trough texts.


Back on track, here's some more duct tape

http://i.imgur.com/okT2ARU.jpg?1

[Oberon]

http://i.imgur.com/MIhvZgI.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/daiCukA.jpg

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/bossmarks%20pictures/my_favorite_childhood_memory_zpsswuexxi1.jpg

[Betonov]

The beauty of puting -ing in movie titles :D

http://content.toptenhen.com/336f4fd4-3d4d-4cc1-a463-00c24ee076db_201696.jpg

http://content.toptenhen.com/d5aba921-f089-4278-8aaf-93892cee9ece_201698.jpg

http://content.toptenhen.com/0ded243f-c34d-4257-8c05-22d629666357_201699.jpg

http://content.toptenhen.com/880e47ac-2e18-4f3d-b435-0f2e8047e9fd_201700.jpg

http://content.toptenhen.com/e51caac6-0859-454c-a2cc-7cd14071e7b9_201701.jpg

http://content.toptenhen.com/a4862978-6a10-471e-ae22-dbd2a2284108_201703.jpg

http://content.toptenhen.com/94f28223-aba8-4776-8065-aace0951a144_201709.jpg

http://content.toptenhen.com/70b5cf2c-6093-4aa4-a73a-bf36165f4521_201712.jpg

And the piece de resistance
http://content.toptenhen.com/0eeae648-1877-4a59-990a-6abae6cbd841_201710.jpg

[Oberon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjZAbeGcxEo

[Mr Quatro]

Remember the good old days before transgender was allowed?

http://www.submarinesailor.com/history/posters/idjoin.jpg

[Tango589]

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm260/tango589/83838167.jpg

The refs' face say it all.

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/tFhDfxo.jpg

[eddie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v138/Thony/11402343_388505854678943_7425195669354527276_o_zps ljswyw76.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Thony/media/11402343_388505854678943_7425195669354527276_o_zps ljswyw76.jpg.html)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/IPpaVqX.jpg

[Betonov]

http://i.imgur.com/3YQnU2v.jpg

[jacobston]

http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/my-first-dictionary-ross-horsley.jpg

[Oberon]

New item for the pre-flight checklist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_8mdH20qTQ

[Cybermat47]

I absolutely love these things....


Me too, though you missed the 'day at the beach with friends' one :D

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/One%20More%20Take_zps1c1gitme.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/One%20More%20Take_zps1c1gitme.jpg.html)

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/7LC7maw.jpg

[Platapus]

http://i.imgur.com/7LC7maw.jpg


I have heard of women having "D" cups, but this is the first lady I have seen with "T" cups :o:o:o

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/bossmarks%20pictures/made_in_china_zpsvbgknck2.jpg

[Cybermat47]

Remember the good old days before transgender was allowed?

http://www.submarinesailor.com/history/posters/idjoin.jpg

In Soviet Russia, we not so sexist. Join army, all welcome :)

Seriously though, thank you for posting that image. I never get tired of laughing at it, so it's right at home here :D

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Science%20Playground_zps8qdfqpjg.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Science%20Playground_zps8qdfqpjg.jpg.html)

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/oUYT29U.jpg

[Lionclaw]

Why science teachers should not be given playground duty

Good one! Newton's cradle with a swingset with children. :haha:

[jacobston]

http://i.imgur.com/6RoAHTz.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Good one. Reminds me of an ad I saw in a newspaper back in 1971 or so: "Wife says either the motorcycle goes or she does. Either one $500."

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/bossmarks%20pictures/test_zps3d9h8hye.jpg

[Fr8monkey]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8514950656/h3C0F5DDE/

[Betonov]

http://i.imgur.com/O6LJWQv.gif

[Nippelspanner]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/bossmarks%20pictures/test_zps3d9h8hye.jpg
I mean I get it... but I don't see what's funny about it?
Then again, I'm German.

[Betonov]

I think there's a song with the lyrics

never going to let you down

[Schroeder]

I think there's a song with the lyrics

never going to let you down
You mean: Never gonna give you up

@Nippelspanner
It's a meme to fool people by redirecting them to that song. I never really understood why (even after looking it up) but it's all over the net:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rickroll

[Betonov]

I knew it, we were Rickrolled :/\\!!

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/MuT6SkL.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Let-Me-In-I-Need-To-Go-Back-Out-Again_zpsorpwesjd.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Let-Me-In-I-Need-To-Go-Back-Out-Again_zpsorpwesjd.jpg.html)

[Schroeder]

^Wouldn't that be more of a cat thing?:hmm2:

[Betonov]

^Wouldn't that be more of a cat thing?:hmm2:

oooooohhhhhh noooooooo
That's a dog thing :)

[Nippelspanner]

You mean: Never gonna give you up

@Nippelspanner
It's a meme to fool people by redirecting them to that song. I never really understood why (even after looking it up) but it's all over the net:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rickroll
Yeah, I know, I got rickrolled a couple of times but...
As I said, I don't see what's funny about it, never did. :hmm2:

[Oberon]

oooooohhhhhh noooooooo
That's a dog thing :)

Trust me...it works well for cats too. :yep: :dead:

[Schroeder]

As I said, I don't see what's funny about it, never did. :hmm2:
We're Germans, we probably can't comprehend it as I don't find it funny either.:hmmm:

[Nippelspanner]

We're Germans, we probably can't comprehend it as I don't find it funny either.:hmmm:
I think we're just above it, maybe?

#justmasterracethings

[HunterICX]

You may feel all high and mighty you want...just stay out of the Netherlands!:hmph:

#giveusourbicyclesback!

[Oberon]

#herewegoagain :O::haha:

[Schroeder]

You may feel all high and mighty you want...just stay out of the Netherlands!:hmph:

#giveusourbicyclesback!
NEVAHHHH!!!!!!:smug:
#conquerthedutch

[Betonov]

#backtofunnypictures

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11261655_10155739448655483_2698187786607750610_n.j pg?oh=0bd226832b4a20f9026fb800613c802f&oe=562F22EB

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/bossmarks%20pictures/white-tiger_zpsx649yktm.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/zowVMFV.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Pay%20My%20Bills_zpspa4mddkg.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Pay%20My%20Bills_zpspa4mddkg.jpg.html)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/FrzUoKv.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/h7uHZn5.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Black%20Sabbath_zps2cxh3gdh.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Black%20Sabbath_zps2cxh3gdh.jpg.html)

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/bossmarks%20pictures/winning_an_argument1771_zpsdahkcpbw.jpg

[Betonov]

http://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FDT8i5Ml.jpg&h=PAQE-G3cA

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/Qj1lGGV.jpg

[Oberon]

Meanwhile in Russia:
http://imgur.com/gallery/PmCen

[Nippelspanner]

Meanwhile in Russia:
http://imgur.com/gallery/PmCen
This is next to brilliant and typically Russian. Simple but effective.

When I was a recruit, I forgot my rifle 2-3 times, which was a big deal but the consequences where laughable.
Like some push ups and writing a page of "why i should not..."

I did learn - but sure not due to the 'severe consequences'.
I'm sure that if I'd had to carry a heavy wooden assault rifle with me for at least a day, I'd never forget my rifle again somewhere.
That problem occurred a lot as well when I was a drill instructor, actually daily. Recruits are not used to having a rifle with them all the time, so they often forget it after putting it next to a tree or something.
I loved 'stealing' the rifles as a DI myself whenever I found them leaning/lying around somewhere, then asking the recruit "where's your rifle?" and watching them going crazy because they can't find it... oh and then punish them for that.

Good times! :D

[Betonov]

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11667328_979202918780801_3666532774733091495_n.jpg ?oh=a2bef1fe6345fda56b95bdb2e05e5207&oe=5621301D

[Platapus]

Poor people are crazy
Rich people are eccentric :D

[mapuc]

What if he was a billionaire and was living like a poor in a trailer ?

Or

What if he was poor and was living as a billionaire ?

[Eichhörnchen]

^
And you think you're confused...

http://i.imgur.com/fwnfcA1.jpg

[Aktungbby]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/best-funny-photos-37.jpg?w=500&h=617:salute:

[Schroeder]

This is next to brilliant and typically Russian. Simple but effective.

When I was a recruit, I forgot my rifle 2-3 times, which was a big deal but the consequences where laughable.
Like some push ups and writing a page of "why i should not..."

Must have been Luftwaffe...:shifty:
No one in my unit ever forgot his rifle as we had them with us permanently when we were outside.

[Cybermat47]

Must have been Luftwaffe...:shifty:
No one in my unit ever forgot his rifle as we had them with us permanently when we were outside.

Well, you know what army stands for?

Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday :O:

[Fr8monkey]

Well, you know what army stands for?

Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday :O:
NAVY: Never Again Volunteer Yourself

[Harvs]

NAVY: Never Again Volunteer Yourself

Originally i went to join the air force as i wanted to be a helicopter pilot but they basically told me i was too stupid to be a pilot, but the army said yes, i could be a pilot in the army so i joined, they bent the truth, there were no pilot positions available so i went to artillery.

[Nippelspanner]

Must have been Luftwaffe...:shifty:
No one in my unit ever forgot his rifle as we had them with us permanently when we were outside.
Nope!
Not Lolwaffe, I had a blue beret with a fancy snake on it.
(That's basically special forces but shh! :88) )

Also, you might misunderstood my lil story.
We had the rifles with us all the time as well, of course.
But when we were dug in or something, some recruits maybe put it against a tree or something and didn't look after it for a second...:ping:

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/fn5wBC9.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Wit_zpsyegzycpc.png (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Wit_zpsyegzycpc.png.html)

[Schroeder]

Well, you know what army stands for?

Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday :O:
Silence you!:stare:
I never applied for the Luftwaffe...not even once....or maybe....just once....but still....
OK, when they asked me where I wanted to go I was of course interested in the Air Force given my interest in aviation but those sorry guys just shipped me off to the mechanized infantry like almost all other guys from my school. Sucks being drafted.:/\\!!

Nope!
Not Lolwaffe, I had a blue beret with a fancy snake on it.
(That's basically special forces but shh! :88) )

Ah....paramedic....you know what they told us about your blue berets? I'm afraid Steve might eat me if I were to repeat that here though.:O:

[Oberon]

those sorry guys just shipped me off to the mechanized infantry like almost all other guys from my school. Sucks being drafted.:/\\!!

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Fe6oVHTnfrM/hqdefault.jpg

"FRONTLINE INFANTRY!"

[jacobston]

http://i.imgur.com/a32Aukl.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

Okay, I now see 10 comments in the last two pages that have nothing to do with funny pictures. Please let this be the last of them.

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Too%20Much_zpsz4ccyknl.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Too%20Much_zpsz4ccyknl.jpg.html)

[Betonov]

http://content.toptenhen.com/35be8f26-c0a7-45f1-a22a-5a46d29defdd_206348.jpg

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/bossmarks%20pictures/unhealthy_zps9apnezjl.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/lDX10zf.jpg

[nikimcbee]

http://cdnpix.com/show/imgs/e681e1fa12a684821e68747ffd4a6aa3.jpg

[Betonov]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/df/df4fc6662b4ca3bf17c1c54e6a7bd2ffccf3abe6a0c350c7a6 d649ec858d9a41.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/adYg8DC.jpg?1

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/0NiBEdA.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Gay%20Marriage_zps5hjtmchx.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Gay%20Marriage_zps5hjtmchx.jpg.html)

[Betonov]

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11221534_613523645417606_8893082070960349501_n.jpg ?oh=2308f8647cc15dba84237fd7ca097620&oe=562E954D

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/8yadOlb.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/mIgJtBD.jpg

[jacobston]

(Sorry for the length!)

http://i.imgur.com/IKJ1Uan.png

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/RcuhHie.jpg

[Eisenwurst]

http://imageshack.com/a/img673/4493/waNtNt.jpg

[Harvs]

Does he give you the money before or after you kick him in the nuts? :hmmm:

[Eisenwurst]

He told me his boss said "all I have to do is hold up the sign, and he'll take care of the financial side of things."

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/XSp7TdJ.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/gxMyuxb.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Fitness%20Proteftion_zpskiot1ela.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Fitness%20Proteftion_zpskiot1ela.jpg.html)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/D9gMpjB.jpg

[Schroeder]

http://i.imgur.com/D9gMpjB.jpg
Guinea pigs don't go into wheels. That's a Hamster thing.:hmph:
Fun successfully terminated....I'm feeling so German right now...:smug:

:O::D

[Oberon]

Guinea pigs don't go into wheels. That's a Hamster thing.:hmph:
Fun successfully terminated....I'm feeling so German right now...:smug:

:O::D

Austrian...surely?

http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/5272a582-9d87-4e2e-836f-753365797ddc/8984d5a2-c365-469f-8100-e14d20a0e774.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

Guinea pigs don't go into wheels. That's a Hamster thing.:hmph:
Fun successfully terminated....I'm feeling so German right now...:smug:

:O::D

http://i.imgur.com/vL0EPlS.jpg :har: My fun has rarely been so efficiently crushed...:haha:

[Harvs]

http://i.imgur.com/ozv4IHq.jpg

[Torplexed]

The only decent scene in Alien 3.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/6d7be1015783802ad93fa683531be5ed/tumblr_np134xYirH1qfzcnbo1_400.gif

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/bgKt53c.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

^:haha:

http://i.imgur.com/T2oG6Yy.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Illegal%20Aliens_zps70wviz22.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Illegal%20Aliens_zps70wviz22.jpg.html)

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/UMGu2di.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Iphone_zps2nrukhiz.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Iphone_zps2nrukhiz.jpg.html)

[Wolferz]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb295/Wolferz_2007/d85de50e0636ed822debd9fe3dd6c69a.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/0CdURQr.jpg

[Schroeder]

Will you be changing your name to Meerschweinchen soon?:O:

[Eichhörnchen]

:har::har:

http://i.imgur.com/KVsEcjM.jpg "Ein rodent ist sehr genug"

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/ZF0sN3j.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Most%20Interesting%20Swede_zpsv1xdr4hm.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Most%20Interesting%20Swede_zpsv1xdr4hm.jpg.html)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/V6c1Lk3.jpg "I'm sorry I drew those dirty pictures, Miss..."

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/u7lfAWb.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/No%20Matter_zpsw8605ed8.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/No%20Matter_zpsw8605ed8.jpg.html)

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/VnXCI1g.jpg

[Schroeder]

While it looks funny a lot of animals die like that. I believe McDonald's even had to change the size of some of their paper cups to prevent that from happening. So guys think of that if you feel the need to throw your stuff into the landscape instead of disposing of it properly in a waste/recycling bin.

Fun successfully terminated again...:shifty:
I think I'm taking live too seriously.:/\\!!

[Eichhörnchen]

No, you're right, and I did think about that before posting.

I might have already told on the forum how I was scared out of my wits one dark night as I weaved my way home from the pub along a lonely alley, by a loud rasping sound behind me. I mustered as much beery courage as I could and peered into the gloom, trying to locate the source of this awful noise. And then I saw this hedgehog with its head stuck firmly in a plastic cup; he was dragging it along the path trying to get it off.

I felt pretty pleased with myself for rescuing that little guy.

http://i.imgur.com/zTy2cD2.jpg Here's another photo of a guinea-pig to make amends for my misdemeanour...:D

[mapuc]

It is a funny picture in a way

And yes many wild animals dies from garbage people through out in the wild instead of put it where it belongs in a bin.

The person who toke this photo I hope he removed this obstacle from this animal(forgot the english name)

I fear he put this tube on the animal just to take a "Funny picture"

Markus

[Catfish]

In german, it is an "Igel".

In english, it is pronounced like "eagle" :O:

[Eichhörnchen]

"The Hedgehog Has Landed":O:

[Schroeder]

Golden Igel:
http://foto.arcor-online.net/palb/alben/54/1012554/6630323963376136.jpg

Doesn't fly so well though....:huh:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/GCcMUJe.jpg?1 "Where Igels Dare"

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/5BJuxTo.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Shark%20Music_zpsnijjlabv.jpg (http://s14.photobucket.com/user/SailorSteve/media/Shark%20Music_zpsnijjlabv.jpg.html)

[Nippelspanner]

Golden Igel:
http://foto.arcor-online.net/palb/alben/54/1012554/6630323963376136.jpg

Doesn't fly so well though....:huh:

http://i.imgur.com/GCcMUJe.jpg?1 "Where Igels Dare"
Good job guys, thanks for reinforcing the "Germans have no humor!" stereotype. :stare:

[Eichhörnchen]

I must be missing something: I don't understand why you're upset by us playing around with the German word for hedgehog (my idea was just meant as a pun). :hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/p2Kmid7.jpg

[Schroeder]

OK Jim, I don't get it....:hmmm:

[Jimbuna]

OK Jim, I don't get it....:hmmm:

More or less in response to the post prior....appears to be a misunderstanding, nothing overly serious, handbags at twenty paces and all that :03:

[Rhodes]

Is it Blake and Avon? They look like them!

[Eisenwurst]

http://imageshack.com/a/img540/9014/TWVUVv.jpg

[Rhodes]

"Well now..."!:up:

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/MJdwirv.jpg

[Oberon]

http://i.imgur.com/g6gVX5s.gif

[Eisenwurst]

http://imageshack.com/a/img537/4108/Vkqsog.jpg

[Eisenwurst]

http://imageshack.com/a/img540/48o5/WIuHLr.jpg

[Eisenwurst]

http://imageshack.com/a/img673/9745/bujOF3.jpg

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/bossmarks%20pictures/seat-belt-plane_zpsiskokdvi.png

[Red Devil]

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll172/elbmek1/Fun%20Pics/dip_zpsyfpppkei.jpg (http://s288.photobucket.com/user/elbmek1/media/Fun%20Pics/dip_zpsyfpppkei.jpg.html)

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll172/elbmek1/Fun%20Pics/greek%20copy_zpscmlywoba.jpg (http://s288.photobucket.com/user/elbmek1/media/Fun%20Pics/greek%20copy_zpscmlywoba.jpg.html)


http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll172/elbmek1/Fun%20Pics/lincoln_zpsoghaaodg.jpg (http://s288.photobucket.com/user/elbmek1/media/Fun%20Pics/lincoln_zpsoghaaodg.jpg.html)

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll172/elbmek1/Fun%20Pics/usa_zpsunw6x2vh.jpg (http://s288.photobucket.com/user/elbmek1/media/Fun%20Pics/usa_zpsunw6x2vh.jpg.html)

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll172/elbmek1/Fun%20Pics/brainy6_zpswinsjyns.jpg (http://s288.photobucket.com/user/elbmek1/media/Fun%20Pics/brainy6_zpswinsjyns.jpg.html)

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/yHU1aZi.jpg

[Catfish]

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll172/elbmek1/Fun%20Pics/dip_zpsyfpppkei.jpg (http://s288.photobucket.com/user/elbmek1/media/Fun%20Pics/dip_zpsyfpppkei.jpg.html)



OMG a Triumph Herald ! :D:cool:

[Betonov]

http://i.imgur.com/08hvXDx.png

[Torplexed]

http://pyxis.homestead.com/time_waste.jpg

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/bossmarks%20pictures/the_most_vulgar_character_zpsfarklkt9.jpg

[Red Devil]

good, R2D2 would not last 5 mins in here :agree:

[BossMark]

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/bossmarks%20pictures/before-after-beer_zpsky6dzaoy.jpg

[Betonov]

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/10537180_905927976146476_7162363993817310507_n.png ?oh=b9981e978d9410230d94cae5ae1d40e6&oe=56284A68

[Betonov]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aQnMApq_700b.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://i.imgur.com/a8OD6yk.jpg

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/XkcQGfs.jpg

[Red Devil]

cant see - what is it?

[Eichhörnchen]

I just had a closer look: it's a B-52


(PS/ dropping guinea pigs):D

[Tango589]

I just had a closer look: it's a B-52


(PS/ dropping guinea pigs):D
Why?:06:

[Eichhörnchen]

Godnose...

[Harvs]

Who you callin godnose :stare:

[Eichhörnchen]

http://i.imgur.com/YhQW4Jl.jpg If we don't get some funny pictures in the cart we'll get in trouble...