Funny Picture Thread

[Buddahaid]

:shifty:http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/5c98647b-a489-4f30-83c0-903e3d709b2d.jpg

:stare:.... :stare:.... :dead:.... :88).... :doh:.... .... .... . :88) ... :shifty:.:shifty:..:shifty:...:shifty:.....:shifty :.:har:

[Sailor Steve]

Very funny, but I can't look at it without seeing the horrible trashing of 'Olde English'. "Corpseth" and "foundeth"? :nope:

Sorry, it just hit me so hard I'd like to do the same to whoever actually made that.

[Jimbuna]

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5002/comicd.jpg (http://img651.imageshack.us/i/comicd.jpg/)

[mookiemookie]

http://i.imgur.com/SiqAT.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8477/comicor.jpg (http://img38.imageshack.us/i/comicor.jpg/)

[Dowly]

:har:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8du60e0ANuE

[Reece]

Yes that's a good one Jim!:haha::up:

[frau kaleun]

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/funnt-facebook-asteroid-din.png

[Platapus]

I'm a noob, what does FML mean? :oops:

I like the cockroach response. :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

:har:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8du60e0ANuE

ROFLMAO :rotfl2:

Yes that's a good one Jim!:haha::up:

:up:

[frau kaleun]

I'm a noob, what does FML mean? :oops:


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fml

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

"Get out of my way, parrot!"

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/funnt-facebook-asteroid-din.png
"Whatevs" :rotfl2:

[Platapus]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fml

Wow, that initialization does not make any sense at all. :nope:

[Reece]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129207553818517575.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

:haha::har::rotfl2:

Great, Reece! That's one for my generation! :rock:

[TLAM Strike]

The seldom mentioned part of being a redshirt.

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/6884/demotivationalpostersph.jpg

Science and Medical- there is a reason they where blue
Command and Operations- they only get lucky when they rip their shirt. (plus we all know they really are in to other dudes).
Security and Engineering- with phasers and warp engines chicks dig them.

[Jimbuna]

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/9618/comicb.jpg (http://img148.imageshack.us/i/comicb.jpg/)

[Rilder]

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/07/23/alg_vader_bank.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/2695/comica.jpg (http://img834.imageshack.us/i/comica.jpg/)

[DarkFish]

^^ ROFLMAO:har:
http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/d9d3fec5-d98c-4969-a247-9ec3b989dd6a.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4797/tumblrl7gqn6yhs91qb25dg.jpg

[Jimbuna]

LOL...nice one :DL

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/c4f7a973-2237-4833-9022-baf49fc5bc9e.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/8173/comico.jpg (http://img340.imageshack.us/i/comico.jpg/)

[Biggles]

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/8173/comico.jpg (http://img340.imageshack.us/i/comico.jpg/)

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::haha::haha::har::har:

Made this grey and wet day alot funnier. Cheers mate!

[Reece]

Been out for awhile so hope this hasn't been up!
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129204459486163645.jpg

[Castout]

http://i.imgur.com/SiqAT.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/roh_kudus/funny-kid-tells-joke-to-dog.jpg

[Castout]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/roh_kudus/funny_animals_37.jpg

[Dowly]

Haha, this so true. :haha:

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/cobwebs1.png
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/cobwebs2.png

[Jimbuna]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/7519d94e-6e38-4fad-a48e-aa115f1131df.jpg

[Alex]

LOL Chief :haha: :haha:




http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/3466/scaredkittyk.jpg

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/507/amour13.gif :oops:


http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/2713/funnypicturescatisnotha.jpg
:hmmm:


http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/5954/funnypicturesproceedcat.jpg
:|\\

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/406/funny0124.jpg

:O:

[Weiss Pinguin]

Haha, this so true. :haha:

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/cobwebs1.png
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/cobwebs2.png
Love the oatmeal :haha:

[Dowly]

Aye, love the way he draws the things. :DL

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.funcage.com/photos/Titanic%20Today.jpg (http://www.funcage.com/?)

[Dowly]

Oooold! :O:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/36e2f29a3b5f54a0203614544fbf9aa7.jpg

Redneck Mailbox

[d@rk51d3]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/36e2f29a3b5f54a0203614544fbf9aa7.jpg

Redneck Mailbox

And when the mail is delivered, a little flag pops out of the muzzle.

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/36e2f29a3b5f54a0203614544fbf9aa7.jpg

Redneck Mailbox
Ah yes, standard issue in South Texas ;)

[antikristuseke]

Ah, marriage, is it not sweet?
http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/7486/128206999612802.jpg

[Reece]

Good one Mats, my wife had a good laugh too as she locked the doors!:har:

[Platapus]

Just remember that a man is incomplete until he gets married

After that he is finished. :yep:

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/SAh2u.jpg

[Dowly]

WAIT FOR IT, WAAAIT FOR IT!
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee274/Finnish_Ferret/ferret_attack.jpg

[Subnuts]

Back in 10 minutes?
http://i34.tinypic.com/1eq8lk.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/8b3e390e-59b4-4702-91e2-84b662c923fb.jpg

[Castout]

Kitteh time!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/roh_kudus/funny-pictures-corporate-fat-cat-is-keeping-the-bonus.jpg




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/roh_kudus/funny-pictures-cat-ignores-your-phone-call.jpg




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/roh_kudus/kitten_suicidal_after_watching_disney_black_hole_f ilm_1979.jpg




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/roh_kudus/cute-funny-animals-01_7RqQtWY3mrAI.jpg






http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/roh_kudus/funny-pictures-cat-in-time-out.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

^ Shouldn't those go in the "Killed a Cat" thread? :hmmm:

[Oberon]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/edb8f2cb-0173-41dd-bd82-b785206f5d68.jpg

[antikristuseke]

Here was a picture of Jesus with a Soldier.

[TLAM Strike]

Lets see a guy in a robe with a beard... all he needs a turban and he would blend right in... :hmmm:

[Rilder]

Lets see a guy in a robe with a beard... all he needs a turban and he would blend right in... :hmmm:

Ladies and Gentlemen.

JESUS IS A TERRORIST.


:Colbert:

[Reece]

Back on topic PLEASE!:oops:

[darius359au]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/Darius359au/casualface.jpg

[d@rk51d3]

:rotfl2:

[Reece]

I'm not a dog lover but that is just so funny!!:har:

[TLAM Strike]

Ladies and Gentlemen.

JESUS IS A TERRORIST.


:Colbert:

I'm just saying... Good luck getting though an Airport dressed like that... :hmmm:

:O:

[Castout]

FRIENDS

http://www.quotesarcade.com/comments/funny/funny_quotes_comments_01.gif

[frau kaleun]

^^:rotfl2:

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/129175627483309714.gif

[darius359au]

Bob should never have let his friends get him drunk before going to the tattoo parlour!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/Darius359au/anotherstrangetattoo.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/demotivational-posters-my-parents-went-to-the-gun-store.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/c50656a3-4996-412e-8246-52bba2530589.jpg

:nope:

And to think I kept closing my eyes and thinking of England. No wonder it didn't work out! :O:

[Weiss Pinguin]

And to think I kept closing my eyes and thinking of England.
Well there's the problem :haha:

[Weiss Pinguin]

Also,
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/ab889110-9a7b-48dc-9256-ac32ada9f511.jpg

[Reece]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/palin.jpg?w=269&h=480

[frau kaleun]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/cada2806-027d-4e2c-8b97-76d9c5212c52.jpg

[Schroeder]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/palin.jpg?w=269&h=480
Took me a while to understand that one.:damn:

[bookworm_020]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/cada2806-027d-4e2c-8b97-76d9c5212c52.jpg



:har::har::har::har::har:

[Rilder]

http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/95fae280-a410-4040-adb4-7d01a497b98a.jpg

http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/5d76dc9e-4d78-4116-a9d6-8e0c80c06661.jpg

:rotfl2:

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/3f3bb12c-cf77-476a-85f6-93f14dc1197c.jpg

(linked because of language)

[gimpy117]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/cada2806-027d-4e2c-8b97-76d9c5212c52.jpg

we are your school, you will be assimilated

[TLAM Strike]

Jesus is wise...
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/830/historiclolsthanksjesus.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://actinglikeanimals.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/2e4khly.gif

[TarJak]

http://actinglikeanimals.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/2e4khly.gifAwww cute.

[Dowly]

Awwwww. :DL

[frau kaleun]

I know it's not that funny... but the one little guy taking a header into the snowbank is just too adorable.

[Buddahaid]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd52/sirwinpb/muddswomen.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/2e9f4194-66b4-458c-8b5f-4789462c0e34.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/3285/comicp.jpg (http://img827.imageshack.us/i/comicp.jpg/)

[Biggles]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051029204850/uncyclopedia/images/b/b6/Bostonteaparty.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9796/comicx.jpg (http://img225.imageshack.us/i/comicx.jpg/)

[Biggles]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/tumblr_l86cgflprs1qanb21o1_500.jpg?w=500&h=312

[antikristuseke]

http://itnurk.com/files/upload/urod/2010/08/1283288228-625_01.jpg
http://itnurk.com/files/upload/urod/2010/08/1282635474-892_02.jpg
http://itnurk.com/files/upload/urod/2010/08/1281960281-905_02.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7287/comicab.jpg (http://img835.imageshack.us/i/comicab.jpg/)

[antikristuseke]

http://itnurk.com/files/upload/urod/2010/06/1277141906-266_01.jpg

[CaptainMattJ.]

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/8716/comicw.jpg (http://img834.imageshack.us/i/comicw.jpg/)
:har::har::har::har::har::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:: rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/tumblr_l86cgflprs1qanb21o1_500.jpg?w=500&h=312
These are hilarious :haha:

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/e2d276f5-7b8d-41f1-9b85-75ade03f2d97.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/political-pictures-true-pla.jpg?w=211&h=3337

[Rilder]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/b8fa9031-e8fb-4390-93f4-43dc7a9e6415.jpg

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/d2d620ef-aa72-4322-847a-f5cd858390bf.jpg


Finally.

Now if you got your hat tilted to the side
And you're always down to jack a bitch for her ride
Or the colors that your rep, make others upset
Then you might be.... GANG RELATED (Ain't nothing wrong)

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/30144034-9f7e-45c4-abbb-9d2f8a1d6f72.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/30144034-9f7e-45c4-abbb-9d2f8a1d6f72.jpg
http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/disregard_females.jpg

[bookworm_020]

http://itnurk.com/files/upload/urod/2010/06/1277141906-266_01.jpg

For some reason, this piece of "Jaws" movie memorabilia was never a big seller....

[Jimbuna]

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7087/comice.jpg (http://img529.imageshack.us/i/comice.jpg/)

[krashkart]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/cada2806-027d-4e2c-8b97-76d9c5212c52.jpg

Ah, that is a thing of beauty. :DL:rotfl2:



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/roh_kudus/funny-pictures-cat-in-time-out.jpg

Thank you, Castout. Best laugh I've had in a week. :har::har:

[Jimbuna]

Has the sign writer been drinking?

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/123dcb1846995ed38a55bf2e9bf87d06.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1613/660e62e1d8874c0b905bd1b.jpg

[Sledgehammer427]

OH! LOOK! IT'S RELEVANT!!!
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/demotivational-posters-submarine-racing.jpg

[bookworm_020]

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1613/660e62e1d8874c0b905bd1b.jpg

Bring it on!!:rock:

[darius359au]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/Darius359au/funny-pictures-polar-bear-slips-on-ice.jpg

[Jimbuna]

I don't think I'll bother quenching my thirst right now!

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/0c69d0f0d7ce8f1db66acfb16216bfbf.jpg

[Subnuts]

16 hours of karaoke?
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4087/4967744762_ed7db6c5b0_z.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Must try harder.

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/bf254d6cc90f3cc6a6ea43714a97753b.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/047/255/original/meanwhile_in_ireland.jpg?1272030458

Also,
http://chzoddlyspecific.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/70afe881-edb0-4f92-934d-d4b4090e9836.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Symbol of Marriage :DL

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/15f459f8e602fee6b4ab013c1389d8e0.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.funcage.com/photos/1169826571_1005.jpg (http://www.funcage.com/?)

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.funcage.com/photos/spiderman-died.jpg (http://www.funcage.com/?)

[krashkart]

OH! LOOK! IT'S RELEVANT!!!
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/demotivational-posters-submarine-racing.jpg

:haha: Would it be fun to "watch" on sonar? :hmmm:

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://www.funcage.com/photos/1169826571_1005.jpg (http://www.funcage.com/?)
LOL :haha:

[Jimbuna]

http://www.funcage.com/photos/spiderman-died.jpg (http://www.funcage.com/?)

Classic :DL

[Dowly]

Time for some RDA. :up:

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/19/128663152298651593.jpg

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/13/128736971229461826.jpg

http://www.iphonedownloadblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/MacGyver-iPhone-4-Antenna-Issue.png

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/celebrity-pictures-richard-dean-anderson-the-economy.jpg

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129135630418214485.jpg

http://fanrants.net/fants/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/celebrity-pictures-richard-dean-anderson-macgyver-it1.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/5a70e441-1f17-47d4-9d58-85cfee7231591.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

http://fanrants.net/fants/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/celebrity-pictures-richard-dean-anderson-macgyver-it1.jpg

In the first episode Sam Carter said the Air Force "MacGyvered" a computer to dial the Stargate. :haha: RDA old show came up occasionally behind the scenes... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9sCo7xZK0)

Oh and required YouTube link for SG-1/MacGyver threads... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1OvTwxPYAc)

BTW Stargate SG-1 was not the first title they thought of for the show... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m45YqOin2sg)

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/99a9ba7a-7496-4dc0-8b58-427cf2ccfb34.jpg

BUT WAIT,
http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/d95a5120-a04f-457a-aec9-1070e59b13ed.jpg

[frau kaleun]

^^Awesome. :rotfl2:

[Dowly]

In the first episode Sam Carter said the Air Force "MacGyvered" a computer to dial the Stargate. :haha: RDA old show came up occasionally behind the scenes... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9sCo7xZK0)

Oh and required YouTube link for SG-1/MacGyver threads... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1OvTwxPYAc)

BTW Stargate SG-1 was not the first title they thought of for the show... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m45YqOin2sg)

You forgot Window of Opportunity. :haha:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksbGZl9dggY

[Jimbuna]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/ab889110-9a7b-48dc-9256-ac32ada9f511.jpg

[Oberon]

You forgot Window of Opportunity. :haha:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksbGZl9dggY

"Anyway, that just happens to be how I feel about it....what do you think?"
"Ask me tomorrow..."

Best Macgvyer reference:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9sCo7xZK0

[TLAM Strike]

Best Macgvyer reference:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9sCo7xZK0

^ I posted that one already... :O:

[antikristuseke]

http://friendsofirony.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/95fae280-a410-4040-adb4-7d01a497b98a.jpg

[Sailor Steve]

I'm arguably the oldest guy reading this thread, and yet I seem to be the only one who remembers that some of these are being repeated every two pages. It's driving me crazy!

[Oberon]

^ I posted that one already... :O:

Oh fer cryin' out loud

You and your hidden links :O:

[mookiemookie]

http://i.imgur.com/5Qek5.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://i.imgur.com/5Qek5.jpg

I'm shocked - shocked! - to find punning going on in here.

[Weiss Pinguin]

I'm shocked - shocked! - to find punning going on in here.
I think it's time to abandon this course of action.

[frau kaleun]

I think it's time to abandon this course of action.

Should we round up the usual suspects?

[Jimbuna]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/fa2bf350-9658-4435-ad2d-7c218eb8fccc.jpg

[Ducimus]

If wives came with remote controls: :D

http://www.bevandcharlie.com/photos/why_guys_like_the_remote.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_mar2002/HiddenRemote2.jpg

[Ducimus]

:har:

I was wondering what response you'd have to that picture . :O:

[Biggles]

http://c0389161.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/dyn/str_strip/333330.full.gif

[Ducimus]

:hmmm: You know... just because i find a picture about sexist stereotyping funny, doesn't mean I really think that way. Just saying..... since some people in this world can't handle sarcastic humor.

[antikristuseke]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/30/128829071998891772.jpg

[frau kaleun]

Ya know, just because I post a funny picture in response to a funny picture, doesn't mean I didn't get that the first picture was meant to be funny. :O:

[Ducimus]

Ya know, just because I post a funny picture in response to a funny picture, doesn't mean I didn't get that the first picture was meant to be funny. :O:

You are way too sensitive if your going to let some dillweed on an internet messageboard upset you over a stupid tongue in cheek picture.

Seriously does anyone think that "womans place" BS anymore? REALLY? That's some patriarchal BS that died off in the 50's if you ask me. Do I really need to explain that gender means squat in the working world? Really? I've seen women do everything men can do, if not better. That range's from building cinderblock and brick walls, wielding, concrete, to squeezing in 20 ton tractor's dragging 40 foot trailers into places that nobody thought they would fit. The only time a woman gets anything resembeling a "looking down upon" from me, is when she plays the, "im just a girl " card as a means to getting out of doing some work.

Geez. Lighten up. It's a joke. I take shots at myself all the time for what its worth.

[antikristuseke]

dillweed


mmmmmmm... weed
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZLE5e6pYIXE/S0cp-9bR7VI/AAAAAAAAAL4/KBHdOWLOZvQ/s400/spongebob-smokes-weed.jpg

[frau kaleun]

You are way too sensitive if your going to let some dillweed on an internet messageboard upset you over a stupid tongue in cheek picture.

Why are you assuming I'm upset?

Geez. Lighten up. It's a joke. I take shots at myself all the time for what its worth.

So... man posts a sexist picture, woman posts a humorous response, dude takes the response personally and gets all defensive about how he's not a sexist, and somehow the woman is the one who's supposed to lighten up? :06:

You posted a picture that was supposed to be funny. I posted a picture in response that was supposed to be funny in what I considered to be a very appropros way, as in, "this is what might happen to a man who tried to order a woman around with a remote like the one in the previous picture, if such a remote existed."

It was not "directed" at you as the perpetrator of sexist attitudes, nor did I indicate or intend to indicate that I thought YOU were a proponent of the sexist stereotypes you say you were poking fun at. I get that you were poking fun at them, no problem. I poked fun back. It's that simple.

[Weiss Pinguin]

Should we round up the usual suspects?
I think that would be treading dangerous water :shifty: But it looks like it's too late!

[antikristuseke]

But is the frau angry ennough to swing a cactus, that is the question? :hmmm:
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/cactus33.jpg

[frau kaleun]

But is the frau angry ennough to swing a cactus, that is the question? :hmmm:


Not tonight, dear. Project Runway is on. :O:

[bookworm_020]

The remote control comes in male and female versions. The book shop that sells them here in Australia says the male remote control sells more!:O:

[antikristuseke]

*sight*
A guy can but dream at work:cry:

[frau kaleun]

The remote control comes in male and female versions. The book shop that sells them here in Australia says the male remote control sells more!:O:

I was actually looking for something like that when I found the picture I ended up posting.

But none of the remotes designed to "control" men had anything on them I liked, such as "peel me a grape" or "I'm done, put your pants on and go home."

[Ducimus]

So... man posts a sexist picture, woman posts a humorous response, dude takes the response personally

Acutally i didn't take it personally at all. I mis read your post. For some reason i read this:

Ya know, just because I post a funny picture in response to a funny picture, doesn't mean I didn't get that the first picture was meant to be funny. :O:

As this:
Ya know, just because I post a funny picture in response to a funny picture, doesn't mean I think that the first picture was meant to be funny. :O:

I was about to call you out on trying to be coy and playing off not being upset, and was going to quote that, and then I realized I misread it. Acutally I kind of assumed it beforehand once your buddy there started dog piling on me on the sly shortly there after. ( Gotta love what I call the "entourage effect" )

So my bad, I thought you were in a tiff over nothing.

[frau kaleun]

So my bad, I thought you were in a tiff over nothing.

Understood, we're good. :sunny:

[frau kaleun]

*sight*
A guy can but dream at work:cry:

I could always stalk you on Google Maps during the commercial breaks. As long as you promise to keep your pants on this time. :o :O:

[antikristuseke]

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/animals/awww.jpg

[Falkirion]

Not sure if its been posted yet but here's one of the current telco ads playing in Australia. A supersonic deer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLPH-kZLaqc
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLPH-kZLaqc&feature=player_embedded)

[frau kaleun]

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/animals/awww.jpg

^^Trust me, guys, this is not what he looks at when he's "working." God made goats for a variety of reasons but that was not one of them. I'll say no more. :O:

[Ducimus]

Any ex Air force will find this funny:

New Command Shields (http://chairforce.com/index.php?option=com_phocagallery&view=category&id=5&Itemid=102)

New Officer Rank (http://chairforce.com/index.php?option=com_wrapper&view=wrapper&Itemid=72)

New Enlisted Rank (http://chairforce.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=76:new-enlisted-rank&catid=36:funny-files&Itemid=71)

[frau kaleun]

http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/68e5a657-9ce1-4c15-a48e-160c6d88aacb.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

Classic :haha:

[krashkart]

http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/68e5a657-9ce1-4c15-a48e-160c6d88aacb.jpg

Okay, I'm stumped. What's the gist of this joke? :06:

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/bEuiO.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

Okay, I'm stumped. What's the gist of this joke? :06:
Say his name out loud. Now look at where he is, now back to me, now back to his name. This joke is now explained!

[Oberon]

Okay, I'm stumped. What's the gist of this joke? :06:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M

[frau kaleun]

Okay, I'm stumped. What's the gist of this joke? :06:

I don't know.

THIRD BASE!!!

:O:

[Weiss Pinguin]

I don't know.

THIRD BASE!!!

:O:
Safe!

[krashkart]

I don't know.

THIRD BASE!!!

:O:

I'll never get there... :nope:

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/NIVGA.jpg

[Molon Labe]

"I'm done, put your pants on and go home."

A former classmate of mine has done that (not to me, thankfully)!

EDIT: no, she didn't have a remote.

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/OpN1a.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/d2ca6be2-b216-4d5c-b81c-84ac6555fe93.jpg

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/28F4x.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.funcage.com/photos/karma.gif (http://www.funcage.com/?)

[Jimbuna]

LMAO :har:

[Gerald]

http://www.funcage.com/photos/karma.gif (http://www.funcage.com/?) he received his sentence :haha:

[CaptainMattJ.]

http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y347/XP51MustangX/Globalization.jpg

http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y347/XP51MustangX/Instincts.jpg

http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y347/XP51MustangX/Helmets.jpg

http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y347/XP51MustangX/Haircut.jpg

http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y347/XP51MustangX/GrazingGrass.jpg

http://i1028.photobucket.com/albums/y347/XP51MustangX/Genetics.jpg

[TarJak]

http://img.phombo.com/img1/photocombo/6774/Helmets.jpg


http://img.phombo.com/img1/photocombo/6774/Genetics.jpg

http://img.phombo.com/img1/photocombo/6774/Globalization.jpg

http://img.phombo.com/img1/photocombo/6774/GrazingGrass.jpg

http://img.phombo.com/img1/photocombo/6774/Haircut.jpg

http://img.phombo.com/img1/photocombo/6774/Instincts.jpg
I don't see the humour in that photo. In fact I don't see the photo at all.:D

[CaptainMattJ.]

I don't see the humour in that photo. In fact I don't see the photo at all.:D
sorry. fixed the problem. now you should be able to see.

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/Z12ps.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/c76d237a-139a-476b-8d68-8d52364208d6.jpg

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/BvEXh.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/3eb98afc-b5fc-4fc3-bb7a-ee0bd8ebd262.jpg

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/ISLIb.jpg

[Biggles]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/c76d237a-139a-476b-8d68-8d52364208d6.jpg

:haha::haha::har::har::har::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2 :

[DarkFish]

http://bertc.com/subfour/truth/images/bad_parenting.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/fa8ddc38-0c4d-4f18-9da6-ffd6b83b62b5.jpg

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/GukJf.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/1cd5f5b1-1faa-4dfb-ba2a-956b8f40293c.jpg

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/4STdM.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/9e58120a1864c520b477c838f1ad6010.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/9549/demotivationalpostersre.jpg
I was debating whether or no to post this one in the Quran thread... anyone who wants to go ahead...

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6958/demotivationalpostersth.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/6958/demotivationalpostersth.jpg
:rotfl2:

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/YsXDj.jpg

[krashkart]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/9e58120a1864c520b477c838f1ad6010.jpg


:har::har:

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/4RJIw.jpg

[HunterICX]

^ :har:

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/153f2564-5c06-4f1e-b81d-6d5b90c57772.jpg

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/fLDtX.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee175/koenmasgurl88/motivational%20posters/BearGryllsMordor-1.jpg

[August]

But only until the show is a wrap for the day then he heads back to the hotel with his camera crew. :DL

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee175/koenmasgurl88/motivational%20posters/BearGryllsMordor-1.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/demotivational-posters-bear-grylls.jpg

:O:

[Weiss Pinguin]

Hey, I dunno about you, but if I could get a job with Bear Grylls I'd be all over that :haha:

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/071/036/original/3.jpg?1284071468

[AVGWarhawk]

http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp229/chevy_loco/funny/ds6u034.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

http://i414.photobucket.com/albums/pp229/chevy_loco/internet%20fails/with-flash.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129163836062287153.jpg

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/XVake.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

Don't screw with Chuck:

http://i40.tinypic.com/whzhc1.gif

[antikristuseke]

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4846/1284408615892.jpg
Edit:
http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/3002/1284410149123.gif

[TLAM Strike]

Edit:
http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/3002/1284410149123.gif

Actually they got that part wrong, part of the Quran was not translated correctly. I tuns out Suicide Bombers get sent here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/70_Virginis_b)...

yes Science has found the Islamic Afterlife... :hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

A question: Does it say whether the 70 virgins are all female?

[antikristuseke]

What difference does it make as the suicide bomber is now flying mince?

[Sailor Steve]

Silence! I keel you! :O:

[Weiss Pinguin]

What difference does it make as the suicide bomber is now flying mince?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6zH7tdatQUA/SXofhjIvg_I/AAAAAAAAEHI/4UVb03C01EY/s400/achmed1.jpg

Maybe that's why you get 70 virgins... one for each part that's left :haha:

[Biggles]

A question: Does it say whether the 70 virgins are all female?

:hmmm::timeout::doh::o



:haha:


Anyway, I heard that some believe that the real translation was that they don't receive 70 (71 actually) virgins, but 71 raisins!:yeah:

Then ofc, I wonder what it really says in the Qur'an. I intend to read it one day, when I'm finished with the Bible :yep:

[Platapus]

:hmmm::timeout::doh::o



:haha:


Anyway, I heard that some believe that the real translation was that they don't receive 70 (71 actually) virgins, but 71 raisins!:yeah:

Then ofc, I wonder what it really says in the Qur'an. I intend to read it one day, when I'm finished with the Bible :yep:


Actually, there is nothing in the Holy Qur'an about 72 virgins. The reward in heaven is a plot of land by a river and a chaste spouse (not chaste wife, as the reward is for both the men and the women).

It is in one of the Hadith, in fact a rather obscure Hadith which mentions the 72 virgins and yes you are quite correct, even Islamic scholars can't agree on the translation on the differentiation between 72 virgins and 72 figs. In fact, there is no reference in the Hadith (2687) about any virgins at all. What you will have is 70+2 Houri which is a pure being recreated after death. The confusion between virgins and figs is that one of the uses of the term Houri is to indicate 'Pearl like" which has also been used to describe a type of fig. The context is that your reward will also include bountiful crops.

But in any case, "mainstream" Islam considers this Hadith as "Gharib" which means strange or of questionable authority. In this meaning the approporate English word would be apocrypha. It should be noted that not all Hadith are considered canonical.

[Ducimus]

A question: Does it say whether the 70 virgins are all female?

What difference does it make as the suicide bomber is now flying mince?

:hmmm::timeout::doh::o



:haha:


Anyway, I heard that some believe that the real translation was that they don't receive 70 (71 actually) virgins, but 71 raisins!:yeah:




Billy Connelly is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdNqUW5wwTE

[Platapus]

Billy Connelly is awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdNqUW5wwTE


Every time I see his face I am reminded of John Cleese

[TLAM Strike]

Actually, there is nothing in the Holy Qur'an about 72 virgins. The reward in heaven is a plot of land by a river and a chaste spouse (not chaste wife, as the reward is for both the men and the women).

It is in one of the Hadith, in fact a rather obscure Hadith which mentions the 72 virgins and yes you are quite correct, even Islamic scholars can't agree on the translation on the differentiation between 72 virgins and 72 figs. In fact, there is no reference in the Hadith (2687) about any virgins at all. What you will have is 70+2 Houri which is a pure being recreated after death. The confusion between virgins and figs is that one of the uses of the term Houri is to indicate 'Pearl like" which has also been used to describe a type of fig. The context is that your reward will also include bountiful crops.

But in any case, "mainstream" Islam considers this Hadith as "Gharib" which means strange or of questionable authority. In this meaning the approporate English word would be apocrypha. It should be noted that not all Hadith are considered canonical.

72 Figs to feed you for all of Eternity...

... yet another example of poor math in ancient religious texts...
:haha:

[Platapus]

72 Figs to feed you for all of Eternity...

... yet another example of poor math in ancient religious texts...
:haha:

Unless it is the yeild of 72 fig trees every year. :D

[frau kaleun]

Unless it is the yeild of 72 fig trees every year. :D

Well at least you'll be nice and regular.

[bookworm_020]

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/3002/1284410149123.gif

70 nuns armed with baseball bats and shotguns?:hmmm:

[Platapus]

I tuns out Suicide Bombers get sent here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/70_Virginis_b)...



I know it is hard to find a virgin these days, but is it really necessary to travel 60 light years to find one??? :wah:

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/RHoI9.jpg

[August]

70 nuns armed with baseball bats and shotguns?:hmmm:

I think the artist was going for unattractive virgins but projecting ugly through a Burka is difficult.

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/VYMDX.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Does nybody know the location of 70+ virgins? :o

[antikristuseke]

Catholic boys school? oh wait...

[Jimbuna]

Catholic boys school? oh wait...


ROFLMAO :rotfl2:

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/0987e8ca-2ea5-448e-9313-78b6dcaf59f0.jpg

[Dowly]

How does he do that? :o

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/pwpGy.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://chzoddlyspecific.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/ce51cf3e-f543-4bed-97e8-d8b646b78233.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/ae17b63decadf1369dc6ba3a8cc67988.jpg

[Gerald]

http://imgur.com/plich.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Hung out to dry

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/24f5702a2e46b7ada647e332714cae2b.jpg

[Reece]

Leaning on the fence!
http://www.funny-potato.com/images/accidents/gate.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1296/meanwhileinsouthafrica.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-darth-vader.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/00e361b4-ce11-4a9c-b2cf-84edfe0b9a2f.jpg

[frau kaleun]

http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/d6cd8a9f-8fc9-4491-a94c-d50a4008ace6.jpg

[Jimbuna]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/80e874bc-ecf4-4bed-bc1f-cc794c411eb3.jpg

[Platapus]

Hung out to dry

http://www.crazyphotos.com/pictures/24f5702a2e46b7ada647e332714cae2b.jpg

I have seen similar pictures and I am always amazed that the cable supported that weight. Or more precisely, the cable attachment.

[Jimbuna]

I have seen similar pictures and I am always amazed that the cable supported that weight. Or more precisely, the cable attachment.

But are we sure ALL the weight is actually being supported or is it simply the case that the cables are keeping it balanced/from toppling over? :hmmm:

[krashkart]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-darth-vader.jpg

:har::har:

[TLAM Strike]

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/7407/demotivationalpostersbr.jpg

Subsim's hero Jimbuna...
http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/3553/demotivationalpostersou.jpg

[Weiss Pinguin]

**** yeah Bruce Campbell!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pKcB8A-v9wU/SUGcbqEb5dI/AAAAAAAAAbA/Jf4q0ERc7eM/s400/DSC_0019.JPG

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.funcage.com/photos/you-cant-cheat-death.jpg (http://www.funcage.com/?)

[AVGWarhawk]

http://www.funcage.com/photos/breaking_news.jpg (http://www.funcage.com/?)

[Platapus]

http://www.funcage.com/photos/breaking_news.jpg (http://www.funcage.com/?)

If this were Fox News the headline would be

Absolutely nothing is happening and it is President Obama's fault for failing to make something happen.

:D

[Jimbuna]

Subsim's hero Jimbuna...
http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/3553/demotivationalpostersou.jpg

A bit small in the baby making tool department :smug:







http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/9501/liarrv1ed9.gif

[Jimbuna]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/1857b9d9-ac75-4b48-a8ec-4e156ff7be0c.jpg

[bookworm_020]

:har::har::har::har::har::har:

[Oberon]

Yeah, I could just see Bill doing that. :har::har::har::yeah:

[SteamWake]

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh312/UlteriorModem/tso.jpg

[nikimcbee]

http://innocentenglish.com/daily-funny-pics/funny-now-hiring-billboard.jpg

[nikimcbee]

http://thenationalscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cartoon-for-everything-else-500.jpg

http://bhanks.encblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/022509-obama-cartoon.jpg

[nikimcbee]

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/demotivational-posters-darth-vader.jpg

looks like he's trapped in church:har:

[Jimbuna]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/fdf71b46-bf28-4702-b2f1-2acc318ed7f7.jpg

[AVGWarhawk]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r238/JackKrabitz/mynipplesarehard.gif