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02-03-09, 12:42 PM | #4621 |
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Granted you get a hunch...not on yourself mind ya but on the fat bitch sitting across from ya...
She lets you hunch her leg...her kankle, her toes. Why you get SFE (sofa king excited) you stand on her foot slap her leg and ride the wave into the hunch hole...your gone forever not realizing you should have shored the sides of tha massive crater before entering. You wished you would have had tied a rope to your self before surfing the kankle wave. Although you got a perfect 10 for hanging 10 you realize you will need a snorkel to breath. I wished Jimbo had drawn out a plan for the hunch he received... KD |
02-03-09, 02:33 PM | #4622 |
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02-03-09, 03:13 PM | #4623 |
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Granted, your memory said event is forgotten, but is revived over and over again in this thread
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02-03-09, 04:10 PM | #4624 | |
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I wish for the next subsim meet to feature a tonnage competition utilizing GWX or SH4.
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02-03-09, 04:50 PM | #4625 |
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Granted, but you do know you have to travel to Denmark....don't you?
I wish the weight of my tonnage in beer.
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02-03-09, 06:11 PM | #4626 | |
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I wish I knew why Jim thinks travelling to Denmark would count as a dream crush.
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02-03-09, 08:31 PM | #4627 |
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Granted, you now realise why travelling to Denmark would cursh your dream. But you only find out in the Danish jail cell with the neo-nazi you are locked up with that keeps calling you his beeartch
I wish crushing wishes was not so soul crushing |
02-04-09, 02:30 AM | #4628 |
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Granted, it is now physically crushing
I wish the bomber will always get through
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02-04-09, 07:41 AM | #4629 |
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Granted, it gets through to your house where it drops its payload with perfect precision....destroying your house as a result.
I wish I had the monopoly on strategic thinking.
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02-04-09, 09:56 AM | #4630 |
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Granted, you have a monopoly on strategic thinking and now you do nothing but strategic thinking, but this strategic thinking is required to be performed on the "throne" (loo, dunny, toilet, water-closet) causing a permamnent ring around your bum (keester, tooshie, arse) when you finally give up strategic thinking
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02-04-09, 11:54 PM | #4631 |
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Granted, you get the magic banana but the hole into which it has been inserted is far more painful than the one you wished it wasn't in
I wish for a feeling of sublime contentment |
02-05-09, 01:36 AM | #4632 |
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Granted, you read Longinus "On Sublime" but soon the contentment is replaced by an obstruction
I wish today's exam would be easy. |
02-05-09, 01:52 AM | #4633 |
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Granted you wish today's exam would be easy...But Sex Ed has never been easy for you. Thus is why your still in the 3rd grade. You prefer a used gym sock to a woman and watch gay midget porn when your Mom isn't home. Youll pass only after you catch the teacher whacking off in the boys RR.
I wished Jimbo lived nextdoor...we would be having a lan party and multiple brews....without the FB KD |
02-05-09, 06:00 AM | #4634 |
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Granted, he lives in the cell right next to yours. Unfortunately, the warden takes away his LAN connection because he is on a suicide watch and is not allowed a rope of any kind, leaving you to contemplate how the feds found your still and why the judge was so harsh with his sentence upon you.
I wish KD would stop with this infatuation with online games...
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02-05-09, 01:10 PM | #4635 |
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Granted, he is now infatuated with online poker....strip poker.
I wish the internet was the intranet.
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