Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

Stealth Hunter · 10-22-2007, 08:49 PM

Here's an example of how it would work:

Guy 1- I wish I had a better computer.

Guy 2- Granted, but <insert something crushing to his dream here>.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Guy 3- Granted, but <insert something crushing to his dream here>.

I wish . . . .

etc., etc., etc.

To start:

I wish I had a can of Coca-Cola.

Chock · 10-22-2007, 08:53 PM

Granted, but are you aware that Coca Cola is an icon of the Yankee imperialist aggressor? but more importantly, it's not as nice as a Tango, which, incidentally, I wish I had a can of.

Chock

fatty · 10-22-2007, 09:20 PM

Granted. but surely you know Tango inspired a rash of playground violence in the early '90s with some advertisements of questionable taste.

I wish I had a sports car.

Neal Stevens · 10-22-2007, 09:45 PM

Granted, it's called a Matchbox.

I wish I knew how to make Flash.

Stealth Hunter · 10-22-2007, 10:43 PM

Granted, but you make a virus that takes form as a stickman, and then it ravages the hell out of your Desktop.

I wish that I had a cheezburger.

Ishmael · 10-23-2007, 02:26 AM

Granted, but you'll fill your arteries with heart-busting goo.

I wish I had a watermelon.

TarJak · 10-23-2007, 02:36 AM

Granted but you might swallow a pip and have it lodged in your gut where it germinates and grows expanding inside you!

I'd like to have a nice cup of tea!

kiwi_2005 · 10-23-2007, 02:58 AM

Granted, but to much tea can cause caffine addiction and you know what that can lead to, sitting around drinking tea and gobbling down biscuits with the wives helping to spread more gossip!

I wish i owned a harley davidson

bookworm_020 · 10-23-2007, 03:24 AM

Granted, but it will be built in china by workers who have just finnished a 3 day drinking binge. It will come with lead paint as standard!

I wish I could be a pilot...

Hakahura · 10-23-2007, 05:58 AM

Granted, but now you have to brag about your new job to everyone you meet.

I wish I had some beer.

TteFAboB · 10-23-2007, 06:11 AM

Granted, but you'll still be drunk by the time your eight year old nephew comes home to play a chess match, which you will obviously loose and thus have to bear the shame for the rest of your now sad life.

I wish I had a chainsaw.

Hakahura · 10-23-2007, 06:17 AM

Granted, but you will only end up cutting off your toes by mistake.

I wish I had a bigger house.

blue3golf · 10-23-2007, 07:20 AM

Granted, but that only means more maintenance and paying more in taxes.

I wish I was deer hunting.

antikristuseke · 10-23-2007, 07:22 AM

Granted, but you shoot yourself in both feet.

I wish i had beer

Hakahura · 10-23-2007, 11:23 AM

Granted, you may have a beer. But one will lead to another and another ect. Now you are a downtrodden, homeless, alcoholic who's family have deserted him.

I wish Microsoft would make reliable and bug free OS system for my PC.

10-22-2007, 08:49 PM	#1
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,286 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams Here's an example of how it would work: Guy 1- I wish I had a better computer. Guy 2- Granted, but <insert something crushing to his dream here>. I wish I had a million dollars. Guy 3- Granted, but <insert something crushing to his dream here>. I wish . . . . etc., etc., etc. To start: I wish I had a can of Coca-Cola. Last edited by Stealth Hunter; 06-23-2008 at 03:46 AM.

10-22-2007, 08:53 PM	#2
Chock Sea Lord Join Date: May 2005 Location: Under a thermal layer in chilly Olde England Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted, but are you aware that Coca Cola is an icon of the Yankee imperialist aggressor? but more importantly, it's not as nice as a Tango, which, incidentally, I wish I had a can of. Chock __________________

10-22-2007, 09:45 PM	#4
Neal Stevens Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 13,296 Downloads: 220 Uploads: 156	Granted, it's called a Matchbox. I wish I knew how to make Flash. __________________ Ahh, the ye old lighthouse badge, that's the easist one to explain ...it means that you are all wise and knowing, showing the way for many that would otherwise be lost and dash themselves against the shoals if not for your wisdom and courage to post kind remarks to all comers new and old. -- Geetrue Last edited by Neal Stevens; 01-12-2008 at 03:51 AM.

10-23-2007, 02:26 AM	#6
Ishmael Grey Wolf Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Belen NM. Posts: 755 Downloads: 16 Uploads: 0	Granted, but you'll fill your arteries with heart-busting goo. I wish I had a watermelon. __________________ Call me Ishmael... http://www.boilingfrogspost.com

10-23-2007, 02:36 AM	#7
TarJak Sea Knight Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 13,061 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted but you might swallow a pip and have it lodged in your gut where it germinates and grows expanding inside you! I'd like to have a nice cup of tea! __________________ "there's nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all" - Peter Drucker GWX Website TarJaks Funkraum 2008 Subsim Meet Photo Album

10-22-2007, 09:20 PM	#3
fatty The Old Man Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 1,459 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Granted. but surely you know Tango inspired a rash of playground violence in the early '90s with some advertisements of questionable taste. I wish I had a sports car.

10-22-2007, 10:43 PM	#5
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,286 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Granted, but you make a virus that takes form as a stickman, and then it ravages the hell out of your Desktop. I wish that I had a cheezburger.

10-23-2007, 02:58 AM	#8
kiwi_2005 Navy Seal Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,491 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Granted, but to much tea can cause caffine addiction and you know what that can lead to, sitting around drinking tea and gobbling down biscuits with the wives helping to spread more gossip! I wish i owned a harley davidson __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

10-23-2007, 03:24 AM	#9
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,978 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Granted, but it will be built in china by workers who have just finnished a 3 day drinking binge. It will come with lead paint as standard! I wish I could be a pilot... __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

10-23-2007, 05:58 AM	#10
Hakahura Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 786 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted, but now you have to brag about your new job to everyone you meet. I wish I had some beer. __________________ Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.

10-23-2007, 06:11 AM	#11
TteFAboB Admiral Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,424 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Granted, but you'll still be drunk by the time your eight year old nephew comes home to play a chess match, which you will obviously loose and thus have to bear the shame for the rest of your now sad life. I wish I had a chainsaw. __________________ "Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand

10-23-2007, 06:17 AM	#12
Hakahura Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 786 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted, but you will only end up cutting off your toes by mistake. I wish I had a bigger house. __________________ Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.

10-23-2007, 07:20 AM	#13
blue3golf Weps Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Traverse City, MI Posts: 352 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted, but that only means more maintenance and paying more in taxes. I wish I was deer hunting.

10-23-2007, 07:22 AM	#14
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,362 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Granted, but you shoot yourself in both feet. I wish i had beer __________________ When a map and a compass come into contact with a second lieutenant, prepare yourself for confusion. I believe you find life such a problem because you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides

10-23-2007, 11:23 AM	#15
Hakahura Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 786 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted, you may have a beer. But one will lead to another and another ect. Now you are a downtrodden, homeless, alcoholic who's family have deserted him. I wish Microsoft would make reliable and bug free OS system for my PC. __________________ Sir Humphey Appleby, GCB, KBE, MVO and MA. Britain's Greatest Orator, well bar that Churchill fellow.

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