Dear Steve Thread - Page 53

Sailor Steve · 04-08-13, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Dr. Steve.

Who? What? Where...?

Umm, did I fall asleep?

Shall I go now?

Wait. Wrong show.

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Is Cmdr Williams ready to return to combat status.

Cmdr Who? Who's the Doctor here? Combat? Return? Is this a trick? Did Macarthur put you up to this?

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Yes_____

Yes. What was the question?

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No______

I wish you'd make up your mind.

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I don't care_________

What? No "Maybe"? Oh, wait. I'm supposed to ask the questions? Actually I do care...about something. I forget what for the moment. But I'm sure it will come back to me.

Armistead! Have you seen my boomerang?...OW! Never mind! Found it!

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Sailor Steve · 04-08-13, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Cmdr Williams,

Welcome to the office of Dr. Steve. Please go to office A, remove your clothes and wait for Dr. Steve.

Armistead
Office Manager

I told you, not unless they're pretty!

I don't care if YOU find him pretty!

Sailor Steve · 04-08-13, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Uh...

Damn....forgot you were the Office Assistant too...

*strips to underwear*

That's as far as I'll go. If you want more, you'll have to pay.

If you show more, I'll pay you to go away!

Sailor Steve · 04-08-13, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

When he sees the size of your feet, he'll probably pay double.

Charge double, you mean! If he hasn't been using Dr. Steve's patented foot odor protection, I'll charge triple!

Sailor Steve · 04-08-13, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I think Dr. Steve simply checks reflexes, although he has gone into the exam room with rubber gloves on. Legally, he can only give advice, the physicals are done pro boner, bono, ....just some word Steve uses.

The rubber gloves are to protect myself from getting cooties. You never know where these cretins have been. As for the physicals, there's nothing pro about them. Strictly con. I take their money, tell them they look ordinary enough and leave them to find their own way out. And they don't have to take off any clothes. That's Armistead's fetish, not mine.

Sailor Steve · 04-08-13, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Uh...

There will be no "Pro Boner" procedures involved here. This is to evaluate my mind....not....other things...

Your mind looks fine. Fifty bucks please.

And for God's sake, put some clothes on! What kind of place do you think I'm running here?

That's disgusting!

Red October1984 · 04-08-13, 10:22 PM

Does LTCMDR Williams get to return to the USS Grenadier or not?!

Sailor Steve · 04-08-13, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

LTCMDR Williams

Two hours ago he was a CMDR. He got demoted that fast? He'll be an Ensign before sunup. Maybe we can get him a PT boat. Or a garbage scow.

Red October1984 · 04-08-13, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Two hours ago he was a CMDR. He got demoted that fast? He'll be an Ensign before sunup. Maybe we can get him a PT boat. Or a garbage scow.

He was originally a LTCMDR

Sailor Steve · 04-08-13, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

He was originally a LTCMDR

That's not what you said before. Is he a liar or just stupid? Or does he think I'm stup...DON'T ANSWER THAT!!

Red October1984 · 04-08-13, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

That's not what you said before. Is he a liar or just stupid? Or does he think I'm stup...DON'T ANSWER THAT!!

I think that if you do some reasearch you will find that Eugene D. Williams was originally a LTCMDR in my career.

Are you going to return him to combat status or what?

Sailor Steve · 04-08-13, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

I think that if you do some reasearch you will find that Eugene D. Williams was originally a LTCMDR in my career.

Why should I have to research anything. Either you were lying then or you're lying now. Either way, you're a dirty lying liar telling lies about whether my gun was loaded or not...wait, wrong movie.

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Are you going to return him to combat status or what?

Why is this my job? I intentionally stayed out of your thread, especially after you didn't even bother to ask me to be your lawyer. I have a reputation for that sort of thing, you know? Best defense minimum wage can buy.

Red October1984 · 04-08-13, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Why is this my job? I intentionally stayed out of your thread, especially after you didn't even bother to ask me to be your lawyer. I have a reputation for that sort of thing, you know? Best defense minimum wage can buy.

It's your job because the court appointed you to perform this task.

The Admiral needs an answer.

Cybermat47 · 04-08-13, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

The Admiral needs an answer.

Do I?

Sailor Steve · 04-08-13, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

It's your job because the court appointed you to perform this task.

I just read through the entire court transcript. You refused counsel, preferring to do it yourself. The only time I'm mentioned in the transcript is by you, shouting out after the verdict was delivered. Now you're lying again, saying the court ordered me to take part when there is no such record. I'd say you got what you deserved.

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The Admiral needs an answer.

The Admiral gave his answer. I'm thinking you got off lightly.

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