Dear Steve Thread

Armistead · 12-18-12, 02:15 PM

Do you have issues, need a good dose of online Prozac, then this is the thread for you. Discuss your physical, emotional, marital, sexual, general life issues with Dr. Steve of Subsim. Come on in, lay on the couch, knowing you won't be judged here for being you.

Who will be first, who has a question for Dr. Steve O.L.D.

Armistead · 12-18-12, 02:19 PM

As usual, I'll go first.

Dear Steve,

I have been married for almost 20 years. Lately, every time my wife walks by me she mumbles under her breath. When I ask her what's she's saying, she simply replies "nothing".

What's up with her?

Sailor Steve · 12-18-12, 02:22 PM

Before I was just a lawyer. Now I'm a psikia...psychulag...shrink too? Who knew? My license hasn't even come in the mail yet! If it doesn't come soon I'm going to have to stock up on whatever cereal that has things like this in the box.

Just so you know, O.L.D. stands for Order of the Legally Dead.

I also hold the Blessed Ugly Lady's Loving Safety and Health In Texas award, but that's another story.

Sailor Steve · 12-18-12, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

As usual, I'll go first.

Dear Steve,

I have been married for almost 20 years. Lately, every time my wife walks by me she mumbles under her breath. When I ask her what's she's saying, she simply replies "nothing".

What's up with her?

She obviously has a defective voice box. A pair of pliers might do the job, but just to be on the safe side I'd send in for Sailor's Obviously Technical Ongoing Voicebox Omnifier Class-1 Eradicator kit. Only $99.98 one-week only special. After that it goes up to $99.99.

nikimcbee · 12-18-12, 02:27 PM

Dear Dr Steve,
I know a "subsim member" who doesn't like swearing, but then he posted this:

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I also hold the Blessed Ugly Lady's Loving Safety and Health In Texas award, but that's another story.

Am I morally obligated to call Neal and complain?

Sailor Steve · 12-18-12, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Dear Dr Steve,
I know a "subsim member" who doesn't like swearing, but then he posted this:

You're obviously confused. You never saw anything like that here. Besides, I...I mean, HE didn't create that medal. It's a Texas thing.

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Am I morally obligated to call Neal and complain?

Nah. Just bite him on the leg. Neal, that is. Ignore the man behind the curtain.

AVGWarhawk · 12-18-12, 02:35 PM

Sound advise.

Sailor Steve · 12-18-12, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Sound advise.

Get bigger speakers.

AVGWarhawk · 12-18-12, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Get bigger speakers.

Herr-Berbunch · 12-18-12, 02:45 PM

Dear Steve

Please help. Just recently I've been drifting off when . . .

Sailor Steve · 12-18-12, 02:48 PM

<SLAP>

Sailor Steve · 12-18-12, 02:54 PM

The O.L.D. Sailor is out for his afternoon nap. All requests will be taken in order, depending on his mood. If he's not back by this time tomorrow, go away and leave him alone.

Herr-Berbunch · 12-18-12, 02:55 PM

. . . in the middle of a sentence, it's quite embarrassing really. Anyway, if you can help that's be great.

Also I've suddenly got a painful cheek, any ideas how I can find out what caused it - could it be an allergy?

Yours hopefully,

Herr-B

Fubar2Niner · 12-18-12, 03:00 PM

Dear Steve.

Please advise, if I squeeze my lemon, will I indeed fall right out of bed? Should I pad the area immediately around said bed?

Yours,

Dazed and confused

August · 12-18-12, 03:04 PM

Dear Steve,

When I wash my white socks with my work clothes they come out with a grey tinge. Is there anything I can do beside buying new socks to fix this?

Signed,
Embarrassed by his socks

12-18-12, 02:15 PM	#1
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,864 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve Thread Do you have issues, need a good dose of online Prozac, then this is the thread for you. Discuss your physical, emotional, marital, sexual, general life issues with Dr. Steve of Subsim. Come on in, lay on the couch, knowing you won't be judged here for being you. Who will be first, who has a question for Dr. Steve O.L.D.

12-18-12, 02:22 PM	#3
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Before I was just a lawyer. Now I'm a psikia...psychulag...shrink too? Who knew? My license hasn't even come in the mail yet! If it doesn't come soon I'm going to have to stock up on whatever cereal that has things like this in the box. Just so you know, O.L.D. stands for Order of the Legally Dead. I also hold the Blessed Ugly Lady's Loving Safety and Health In Texas award, but that's another story. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-18-12, 02:35 PM	#7
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 27,343 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Sound advise. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-18-12, 02:45 PM	#10
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve Please help. Just recently I've been drifting off when . . . __________________

12-18-12, 02:48 PM	#11
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	<SLAP> __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-18-12, 02:19 PM	#2
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,864 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	As usual, I'll go first. Dear Steve, I have been married for almost 20 years. Lately, every time my wife walks by me she mumbles under her breath. When I ask her what's she's saying, she simply replies "nothing". What's up with her?

12-18-12, 02:54 PM	#12
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	The O.L.D. Sailor is out for his afternoon nap. All requests will be taken in order, depending on his mood. If he's not back by this time tomorrow, go away and leave him alone. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-18-12, 02:55 PM	#13
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	. . . in the middle of a sentence, it's quite embarrassing really. Anyway, if you can help that's be great. Also I've suddenly got a painful cheek, any ideas how I can find out what caused it - could it be an allergy? Yours hopefully, Herr-B __________________

12-18-12, 03:00 PM	#14
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,139 Downloads: 275 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve. Please advise, if I squeeze my lemon, will I indeed fall right out of bed? Should I pad the area immediately around said bed? Yours, Dazed and confused

12-18-12, 03:04 PM	#15
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 22,690 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, When I wash my white socks with my work clothes they come out with a grey tinge. Is there anything I can do beside buying new socks to fix this? Signed, Embarrassed by his socks __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.