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Old 12-18-12, 07:13 PM   #61
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Old 12-18-12, 07:25 PM   #62
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Old 12-18-12, 07:37 PM   #63
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Finally, a smart person on the internet!

Dear Steve, this has been bothering me for a while. Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the tube?

Clueless in Canada.
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Old 12-18-12, 07:44 PM   #64
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We should all strive to make the world a better place.

have you considered celibacy?
Yes, my wife and I have tried that, seems to work for her...
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Old 12-18-12, 08:12 PM   #65
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Dear Steve,
There is a nude man outside telling me that Mr. Spock is dead. I threw a brick at him but he's still there. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Burnt-face man
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Old 12-18-12, 08:20 PM   #66
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Sorry, Vendor and I are not remotely related.

And don't call me "God". He has the name trademarked already, and I can't afford his lawyer.
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Old 12-18-12, 08:24 PM   #67
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Sorry, Vendor and I are not remotely related.

And don't call me "God". He has the name trademarked already, and I can't afford his lawyer.
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Where? Is he onto me? Don't tell him where I am!

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Dear Steve, this has been bothering me for a while. Why doesn't the glue stick to the inside of the tube?
Because the tubes are made of a naquita-trinium alloy, tempered by heating in a dilithium photon chamber. Don't they teach anything in school these days? That stuff is tougher than dalekanium.

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How long have you had this need to state the obvious?
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From what? You have to have a job before you can retire.
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Yes, my wife and I have tried that, seems to work for her...
Smart woman. If that doesn't work, I suggest "getting the dog fixed". That worked great for me...and my ex-wife.
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There is a nude man outside telling me that Mr. Spock is dead. I threw a brick at him but he's still there. What should I do?
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Burnt-face man
I suggest laying off the happy-juice. If that doesn't help, drink more. Passing out makes those guys go away.

Or so I'm told.
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From what? You have to have a job before you can retire.
I have it both here and there,
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I have it both here and there,
Where you've had "it" is none of my business.
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