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03-03-09, 08:07 PM | #4787 |
Ace of the Deep
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Fish is free to sharks...
I wish the Asgaard were real.
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03-03-09, 08:28 PM | #4788 |
The Old Man
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Granted, Asgaard is real. The Viking asgaard is real complete with the hall of Valhalla! Unfortunately you have to die in battle to get there and you will never have that ability sisnce you are a coward. When you die you will go to Surgaard! Which is the Viking hell.
I wish I had a hot Viking wench with two fist fulls of beer! |
03-03-09, 08:43 PM | #4789 |
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Granted, but as she is now over 900 years old she's not as pretty as she once was and the only way to make her hot is to stick her in your microwave oven
I wish that contestants of TV shows did not think that made them a celebrity |
03-04-09, 06:05 AM | #4790 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, it makes them celibate instead.
I wish my widget celestial fame.
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03-05-09, 04:56 AM | #4791 |
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Granted, your widget is now famous on Betelguese
I wish I could get Jimbuna's famous widget out of my mind |
03-05-09, 10:15 AM | #4792 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but only after I have performed the lobotemy.
I wish we were all at crisis level.
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03-06-09, 06:38 AM | #4793 |
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We are, we are in a crisis state called Earth...
I wish Earth was flat.
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03-06-09, 09:38 AM | #4794 |
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Granted, Earth is now flat (again), but in the process of flattening it back out, you happened to be about 3 feet from the edge of the now flat Earth. Good luck with that Wile E Coyote impression
I wish coffee was good for your blood pressure |
03-06-09, 11:06 AM | #4795 |
Chief of the Boat
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Granted, but murder on your piles.
I wish i had 'piles' of money.
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03-06-09, 03:00 PM | #4796 |
The Old Man
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Granted, but your piles of money is locked in a misplaced Swiss bank account! By the time it is located, money becomes worthless.
I Wish was the president of the USA |
03-07-09, 06:13 AM | #4797 |
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Granted, everyone else in the way dies leaving you the last man standing and therefore the only one eligible for standing and voting. However you are the last person left in the US, your presidency is short lived as the Canadians decide to take over administration of US immediately upong your inauguration.
I wish that crush was less involved. |
03-07-09, 11:14 AM | #4798 |
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Granted, now everyone is dead...
I wish Cote de Pablo were not so far away...
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03-07-09, 11:31 AM | #4799 |
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Granted, Cote is close to you but on Blue-ray discs of all of her 'Navy NCIS' episodes only. Oh, I almost forgot, and you don't have a blue-ray player either.
I wish to have the confidence of Bugs Bunny . |
03-07-09, 11:40 AM | #4800 |
Silent Hunter
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Granted, you have the confidence of Bugs Bunny, the looks of Elmer Fudd, luck of Wile E Coyote and the aroma of Pepe Le Pew
I wish congruency were prevalent |
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