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02-05-09, 06:24 PM | #4636 |
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Granted, the internet is now an intranet but in order to make room for that change they had to change the intranet to an internet.
I wish I had access to your bank account. Please PM your sign-on and password so I can send you a check for a gazillion dollars or whatever ya'all use down there for currency.
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02-05-09, 09:38 PM | #4637 |
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I think Jim should have the honor of crushing this dream.
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02-05-09, 10:18 PM | #4638 |
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Oh thats ok I can send you some bail out money too
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02-06-09, 12:48 PM | #4639 |
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You could, except that you forgot your bank account number and you ran out of checks...
I wish people would stick to the script...
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02-06-09, 12:54 PM | #4640 |
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Granted, the people are now sticking to the script, but now everyones ad-libbing their parts and not dancing to the ABBA soundtrack you provided at the last minute
i wish my car had better suspension
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02-06-09, 02:21 PM | #4641 |
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Granted, your car has better suspension. It is now suspended in exactly the same way as the Golden Gate Bridge (and in the same place).
I wish for a 1981 Turbocharged Firebird (black, gold trim, T-tops) to magically reappear in my driveway with a free lifetime gas card |
02-06-09, 03:16 PM | #4642 |
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Granted, the car and the card magically appear 2 seconds before you die from the heart attack the shock of seeing your wish coming true caused.
I wish magically appearing cars would be less shocking to people |
02-06-09, 04:15 PM | #4643 |
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Granted, magically appearing cars are less shocking, but are now more crushing when the car lands on the wisher (WTF, I just crushed my own wish and myself)
I wish I had more sense |
02-06-09, 05:18 PM | #4644 |
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Granted, but it is 'non'sense.
I wish I could get this Fido mod to work correctly.
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02-06-09, 09:50 PM | #4645 |
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Granted, The Fido XT can be configured in multiple formats to accommodate the needs of most explosives detection applications. The mod for your Fido explosives detector allows it to utilize proprietary amplifying fluorescence polymers (AFP) to detect trace levels of explosive materials in parts per quadrillion (ppq). But you lost the instructions and don't know how to use it.
I wish I had a dingo
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02-06-09, 11:55 PM | #4646 |
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Granted, but you don't know how to drive it.
I wish dingo's were easy to drive |
02-07-09, 01:43 AM | #4647 |
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granted, they are now easy to drive, but you soon forget after figuring out how to get in()
i wish defrags would take less time
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02-07-09, 05:07 AM | #4648 |
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They do. You now have a 170 meg hard drive using DOS 6.3. While you are unable to load windows or play any of the games of today, it takes no time at all to defrag your hard drive.
I wish for a better wish...
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02-07-09, 06:12 PM | #4649 |
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Granted, but better is not as good as wiser.
I wish my Tardis was parkable.
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02-08-09, 05:18 AM | #4650 |
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Granted, it is parkable but only inside black holes.
I wish the fires in Victoria were not as devastating as they have been. |
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